A middle school cartoonist
Chapter 625: Young Sora, do you want to learn how to be with cats?
Chapter 625: Young Sorata, do you want to learn how to communicate with cats?
"There are far more things in the world than we can imagine... Therefore, we don't need to be comfortable with narrow thinking, but should realize that everything that exists in front of us is trustworthy!" While quickly drawing on the manuscript paper, Takahashi Makoto began to give a lecture called "Philosophy Class of a Middle School Cartoonist" to his assistant, Uncle Ding Ding, whose mouth was twitching, and the expressionless girl Mashiro, "Let's not talk about whether we can prove the existence of fantasy things. We can only have an unquestioning attitude towards the authenticity. It can be analyzed! However, it is undeniable that ordinary people are bound by the name of [reason] and [common sense], and they are always unable to carry out their own obsessions..."
Uncle Ding Ding has long been accustomed to the working mode of a certain chuunibaku manga artist, so he naturally mastered the distraction skill of [drawing while listening perfunctorily] and was not disturbed by Makoto Takahashi's words; as for Mashiro girl, she completely focused on the draft and completely ignored Makoto Takahashi's weird remarks... This amazing concentration, should it be said that he is worthy of being a world-class genius painter?
So, the only one who is really influenced by a certain chuunibaku manga artist... no, it should be considered persecution, is the only one who is working hard to write a game plan, right!?
"... Well, it should be about time, right?" Makoto Takahashi suddenly stopped painting, turned his eyes to the door of the entrance, and said abruptly, "It is estimated that in about fifteen minutes, a wild cat of mine will appear... Gentlemen, please be prepared to surround and kill it!"
"Hey hey hey..." Uncle Ding Ding's tone sounded perfunctory as usual... But it must be said that this is the right way to deal with a certain chuuni cartoonist!
"..." Mashiro girl continued to immerse herself in the great cause of completing the comic manuscript...
It seems that whether it is Uncle Ding Ding, the assistant who has been working for a long time, or Mashiro girl who has been following Makoto Takahashi not long ago, they have gained some insights on [how to communicate with a certain chuuni cartoonist] during this period of time... Especially compared to a certain boy, Sorata, who has been [mentally counseled] by Makoto Takahashi many times!
"Eh? What the hell is a siege? And how do you know that Yoshida-san will come later?" The only normal boy, Sora, showed the attitude that a normal person should have, but in return... Uncle Ding Ding covered his face helplessly, and a certain middle school cartoonist looked at him with unscrupulous contempt!
As for the performance of the girl Mashiro... Give up, the girl Mashiro who is completely immersed in the world of comics, can completely ignore the boy Sora who she cares about the most, and the annual ring cake that she likes the most!
"The wisdom of mortals!" Whether it is the ability of ridicule or the effect of contempt, it is indeed the classic saying of Colonel Chu that is the most powerful! Makoto Takahashi gently poked the blank manuscript paper on the table with a paintbrush and began to explain the daily communication between cartoonists and editors to the ignorant boy Sorata. "According to the personality and daily habits of my cat, once the weekly meeting confirms that the comic can be serialized, that guy will definitely come to discuss in person... On the contrary, if the comic cannot pass the serialization meeting, the timid cat will definitely inform me over the phone, and will not dare to tell me the result of serialization failure face to face!" "Yes, that's it..." This can only mean that you are too scary, uncle in a white coat... Recalling the scene when Mashiro girl and editor Iida communicated before, the rhythm of the conversation was completely controlled by editor Iida, and Sorata boy silently complained in his heart! Of course, in order to hide his slander of a certain chuuni cartoonist from being seen through, Sorata used the skill of [Topic Change] that he had learned and mastered during this period, "But time..."
"Tsk, Sorata, you still haven't figured it out until now?" Takahashi Makoto pointed at the wall clock and replied with sympathy and contempt, "Usually the weekly serialization meeting will end around eleven o'clock, and considering the traffic jam and the fact that my cat, the shameless guy, seems to have a fanatical obsession with [Drug-infused Cuisine] recently... So my cat, that guy, will definitely rush here at lunch time, which is around twelve o'clock! On the one hand, it is to inform and hypocritically congratulate the start of the new series, and on the other hand, of course, it is to come here for a free meal!"
Why is it that he is a responsible editor who comes to communicate with the cartoonist, but in your description... he has become a hypocritical and cowardly person who eats and drinks for free?
Is this the power of the master-level [Art of Language]?
At this moment, Sorata realized for the first time that it was not that he was superficial... but that the routines in the world of adults were too deep!
"Meow, meow, meow!" A black cat suddenly jumped off the windowsill and ran to Takahashi Makoto and called out... Speaking of cats that can make such rhythmic calls, so far, Sorata has only seen the black cat Ruri in Takahashi Makoto's house!
"Meow meow, meow meow, meow meow meow..." What made Sorata boy even more speechless was that a certain second-grade cartoonist in a white coat did not like many cat-sucking maniacs and cat-loving experts. The black cat Liuli suddenly appeared, picked her up, sucked and stroked her... but instead made a rhythmic cry that was almost similar to Liuli's, which was quite devastating!
This scene... seems like one person and one cat are exchanging information!
No... In fact, this is not Sorata boy's illusion!
because……
"Has my subordinate cat reached the corner of the street?" Makoto Takahashi held his chin and thought for a moment, then gently rubbed the black cat Liuli's head, "Thank you for your hard work, Xue Dinggeqing! Let your subordinates Retreat for now! Let me take over the rest... Yeah, man! EL PSY CONGROO!"
"Meow!" The black cat Liuli called out cutely, then gently shook its tail, and then jumped out along the window sill with ease...
"Tsk... You are really willful to make such a request!" Makoto Takahashi looked at Liuli's disappearing figure and sighed helplessly, then he noticed the strange eyes of Sorata young man looking at him... So... The second-level cartoonist asked decisively and angrily, "Hey, Sorata-boy, what's that look in your eyes?"
Although Takahashi Makoto had previously demonstrated master-level [Cat Master] skills in front of Sorata-boy, Sorata-boy at that time... no, until now, Sorata-boy didn't believe in Takahashi. Hashi Makoto’s special skill of [Cat Language] which is said to be able to communicate with cats!
However, just now, Makoto Takahashi was able to pinpoint the current position of the editor-in-chief of a certain weekly magazine through a few meows of unknown meaning... Although the Sorata boy wanted to complain that it was the delusion of a middle-class cartoonist, but when When the doorbell rang, and the familiar voice of editor-in-chief Yoshida came from outside, the Sorata boy's fantasy called "normal human cognition" was shattered!
"Um...were you just...communicating with Liuli?"
"Of course! Otherwise? By the way, you don't think I'm practicing my false voice, right?" Makoto Takahashi stood up and opened the door, while not forgetting to mock Sorata boy, "By the way, Mr. Schrödinger can only control There are about three hundred subordinates, so the radius of the surveillance range will not exceed three kilometers... Alas, the training is still far away!"
"No, I just think..." I used to think that Black Cat Ruri looked a bit like a monster, but now it seems that you are the monster, uncle... Although Sorata boy didn't say it out loud, the look he looked at Makoto Takahashi was This message is conveyed!
"Huh? Boy, do you want to learn how to use [Cat Language] to communicate with cats?" I don't know if it was intentional... Sorata boy's evasive eyes were misunderstood by a certain middle-class cartoonist [ Want to learn from a teacher but feel embarrassed] arrogant behavior, "Okay, I will teach you when I have time!"
"Eh? This..." Should I refuse at this time, right? You should definitely refuse it! I feel that if I really agree...then I will bid farewell to the ordinary life and step into the [inhuman] realm!
"Sonata-boy, please sing a [Meow Meow Song] in front of a hundred cats later! If it resonates with the cats, it means that you have learned [Cat Language], Sorota-boy." Qualifications... As for the rest, let’s wait until you prove that you have such qualifications!”
"Huh?" By the way, what the hell is [Meow Meow Song]... Sorata boy looked at Makoto Takahashi with a confused expression, as if he needed further explanation!
"Hey, hey, hey, just like not everyone can master [Bawang Color Haki]... Learning [Cat Language] requires qualifications. Isn't this a natural setting?"
I was 5 points short of passing the exam. I confessed a little late. The other person is already with a certain cat’s roommate who lives in the university. It is said that they will get married next year. Well, I told a certain cat during Double Eleven (all readers are interested) If so, you can calculate the damage multiplier bonus).
Alas, what a misfortune!
A certain cat first declares that this is not complaining about life, nor does it want to complain about anything. It just feels that it is posting its depressed things to let readers [please]. After all, facts have proved that when humans see other people’s misfortunes, , it will produce a [pleasant] mood most of the time!
Therefore, dear readers, please face life with joy.
PS: The weather is getting colder, please put on more clothes and go to bed early at night, above~ (this is the real PS meow)!
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