A middle school cartoonist

"Living in the human world, in order to adapt to the world, you will eventually have to make changes... Question, is it more difficult to change yourself to adapt to the world? Or is it more difficult to give birth to the self-awareness [I have to change to adapt to the world]?"

"The answer is... Becoming the God of the new world is actually the most difficult choice, no doubt about it!"

Waving the brush while mumbling to himself and answering questions that are unclear but sound very philosophical, he would do this... Maybe only a certain chuunibana cartoonist! ?

After all, when Niizuma Eiji was drawing the comics, he only made meaningless sounds at most... Whether it was the editor or the cartoonist, he was well-known as the [King of Onomatopoeia], that's all!

But the only pity is that a certain chuunibiao cartoonist is staying at home alone at the moment, so there is no tsundere lady's complaints, no assistant with sympathetic eyes, and no weekly editor-in-chief to provide [pleasure] for entertainment...

"Although the guy Black Flame King complained..." During the break, a certain chuunibiao cartoonist looked up and saw the messed up comics on the table, and couldn't help but smile with satisfaction, "But after hearing that the comics were completed, he was able to rush here as soon as possible... Tsk tsk tsk, it's really not honest!"

Getting up and sorting out the comics that were messed up by Nizuma Eiji, a certain chuunibiao cartoonist fell into deep thought... After all, like a certain priest who pursues [pleasure], when humans embark on the road of pursuing [pleasure], they will always fall into deep thought easily!

This is the will of fate, or...this is actually thinking about how to make yourself more [pleasure]!

"My cat-servant..." Coming back from a brief meditation, a certain chuunibiao cartoonist looked up at the wall clock and complained with some dissatisfaction, "You clearly agreed on a time with me, but now... you dare to be late!"

"It's decided!"

Quickly standing up and picking up the magic sword leaning against the table, the chuunibiao cartoonist slowly drew out the sword, waved it two or three times towards the void, then stood by the door and began to mutter...

"If my cat-servant uses [traffic jam] as an excuse for being late... then use [Sword Slash]!"

"If my cat-servant uses [missed the train] as an excuse for being late... then use [Cassock Slash]!"

"Of course, if my cat-servant uses [I lost my way on the road of life] as an excuse for being late..." The chuunibiao cartoonist suddenly stopped waving the magic sword, tilted his head and thought for a moment, "Then use [ [Secret Skill·Swallow Return]!"

"As for the possibility that my cat triggers three [Sword Skills] at the same time..."

"Haha, how is that possible... Don't be too greedy!"

Just when a certain chuunibaku manga artist was thinking about how to get [Pleasure] from Yoshida more efficiently, Yoshida finally rang the doorbell...

"Sorry, Cheng, I'm late!" After opening the door, Yoshida did not observe the state of the chuunibaku manga artist at the moment, but explained to himself, "Because of the traffic jam on the road, I missed the train, so... uh..."

Looking at the chuunibaku manga artist posing a sword-drawing posture with his eyes fixed on him, the editor-in-chief of a certain weekly magazine was so scared that he broke out in a cold sweat, but he couldn't continue to say the words on his lips...

"My cat, is this your last words?" After looking up at his editor-in-chief, the chuunibaku manga artist began to adjust his breathing. It was obvious... [Sword Skills] had been charged! "In this life... do you have anything else to say?"

"Hey, hey, wait! Wait!" Looking at the posture of a certain chuunibaku manga artist who was ready to kill him, Yoshida frantically looked around for a position to avoid the fatal blow, while his brain was working rapidly, trying to stimulate the non-existent [protagonist halo] in himself and use the [mouth shield] to defend against the enemy! "I know it's not good for me to be late... but the real reason I'm late is because I lost my way on the road of life!!!"

Based on Yoshida's experience of escaping death many times, when he gave such a chuunibaku explanation, he would definitely be ridiculed by a certain chuunibaku manga artist... In other words, at most he would just endure a wave of ridicule and contempt in his mind, which was definitely a big win compared to facing physical pain!

But unfortunately, Yoshida, the editor-in-chief of a certain weekly magazine, did not hear about the settings of the triggering of the [Sword Skill] by a certain chuunibaku manga artist before...

"Eh? My [Great Prophecy] was successfully performed!? Or... is this the blessing of the legendary [Words come true, destiny is in my hands]?" Somewhat surprised that Yoshida actually completely triggered all of his settings for the [Sword Skill], the chuunibaku manga artist was stunned at first, then immediately took a deep breath and shouted at Yoshida! "No matter what! Anyway, my cat... wake up!"

"Ya... Ahhhh!" The wailing of the editor-in-chief of a certain weekly magazine resounded in the empty room...

...

"By the way, was that the talent bonus of being the [protagonist] just now?" Looking at his hands in disbelief, the chuunibaku manga artist's eyes were full of confusion, "I actually succeeded!? The legendary [Secret Technique·Swallow Return]... I actually succeeded in performing it!?"

"Use your sister!" Yoshida, whose clothes had obvious scratches, said angrily with a gloomy face... That's right, he was just late, but he was almost killed. No matter who it was, he couldn't let his anger dissipate in a short time, right? "Acheng, what are you doing today..."

"How dare you talk to me in this tone, my cat!" Although Yoshida complained in a bad tone, the voice of a certain chuunibaku cartoonist was actually louder! "I am now in the state of [Destiny] bonus! Now I am absolutely sure that I can use [Thousand Cuts] on you without hurting you at all... My cat, do you want to try it?"

"..." Noticing the fierce light in the eyes of a certain chuunibaku cartoonist and the look of expectation on his face, the editor-in-chief of a certain weekly magazine was silent for a moment and decisively admitted his defeat! "I'm not interested in being a test subject... Where's the comic manuscript?"

"Tsk! You're really not good, my cat!" The middle school manga artist gently tapped the table with the scabbard, and raised his chin, "The comic manuscript is on the table... My cat, you are the editor-in-chief, but after learning that the content of the new chapter was completed, you came later than the guy Black Flame King, tsk tsk tsk..."

"I'm really sorry for coming late, bastard!"

After angrily scolding the middle school manga artist, Yoshida decisively picked up the comic manuscript on the table and began to read it, but he was a little excited in his heart... It's really exciting to pretend to do that and then run away!

To be honest, Yoshida is more curious about the content of the comic manuscript in his hand than the words that the middle school manga artist may mock and complain about himself next!

A certain cat received the mayor today! The mayor, cough cough, is not excited, but he is very tired, bastard~

In short, dear readers, please rest early, good night~