A middle school cartoonist

The story about the self-contradiction must have become a well-known allusion... If the guy who sells spears and shields becomes a heroic spirit, he will have a "shield that can't be broken except by the spear in his hand" and a "shield that can't be broken except by the shield in his hand". Defense Spear] These two treasures will definitely make a powerful spearman!

Of course, according to the tradition of spearmen reading [lucky E] and writing [lucky negative], even if the legendary master becomes a heroic spirit, he will definitely be deceived in various ways because of the allusion of [self-contradiction]. Out of the Holy Grail War...

By the way, back then, a certain bronze Xiaoqiang was tricked by a friend who was also cheating because of the allusion of "self-contradiction"!

Therefore, according to the rules of the universe [the successful activation of the explosive armor is a masterpiece], any guy who sets the [self-contradictory] flag will end up being like the legendary merchant, and will be "snapped" by all kinds of things. Slap in the face...

It is destined to be a tragic result from the [source]. If you want to change it, unless you have the qualifications to change your destiny, the end will basically be the same!

The reason why I say this is because a certain middle-class cartoonist once set a flag similar to [Self-Contradiction] in the comic "Steins;Gate"...

"If the ending can only save one person, then the manga by Shoumain Kouma-sensei will be a complete failure!" Looking at the editor-in-chief Yoshida and editor-in-chief Yujiro who were sitting upright in front of them, the new wife Eiji squatted with her legs crossed. On the chair, "But since Mr. Kouma from the Phoenix Institute dares to draw a plot like "Must save Assistant-chan" after the plot of "Saving Mayuri", the only answer is... Mr. Kouma from the Phoenix Institute, In fact, I have already thought of the best of both worlds!”

"That's true, but the plot of the last episode..." Regarding Eiji's speculation, Yoshida pointed to the weekly magazine on the table and said helplessly, "What about that desperate plot... What’s going on? Mr. New Wife, please don’t tell me, that’s the worst of both worlds!”

"Hey, hey, hey, Yoshida-san, I just promised to bring you here to meet the new wife..." Listening to Yoshida questioning the cartoonist under his command, Yujiro, who was silently making soy sauce on the side, immediately showed his dissatisfaction, "I don't remember that. I promised you to question Shinzuma-kun! Besides, Yoshida-san, if you can’t interpret the manga of Phoenix Academy’s Kuma-san, please ask me personally..."

"Yujiro, do you think I don't want to?" Yoshida suddenly reached out and grabbed Yujiro's shoulders, put on a desolate look as if he couldn't bear to look back on the past, and started to cry with tears, "Don't think you will be used as a [drama] by that guy Acheng. He refused for a weird reason like "Toru will die"... If I had asked a few more times, I would have been turned into a silkworm chrysalis and hung up!"

"...Yoshida-san, it's not easy for you!" After a moment of silence, Yujiro, whose mouth kept twitching, sighed with emotion... Speaking of the short period of silence before, Yujiro must have imagined some indescribable scenes!

"Ah hahaha, you really have the style of Mr. Kouma from the Phoenix Academy!" Regarding Yoshida's tragic experience, Eiji, the new wife, laughed loudly without any mercy. Then he turned his eyes to Yujiro and said thoughtfully, "But This is indeed a very useful method... If someone asks me about the follow-up plot of the comic again in the future, I will do the same! "

"..." Yujiro noticed the peeping eyes of his new wife Eiji. After a moment of silence, he raised his hand and patted Yoshida hard on the back!

"Ah! Hiss..." Yoshida was gasping for breath, looking at Yujiro with an evil expression, and roared angrily, "Hey, Yujiro, why are you hitting me?"

"I'm just unhappy for no reason... Humph!"

"Hey! Yujiro, you guy..."

Just when Yuujiro was about to start an angry argument with the gloomy-looking Yoshida, he unexpectedly discovered that his new wife, Eiji, suddenly jumped off the chair, walked quickly to the bookshelf, and took out a certain magazine from among the many weekly magazines that the other party neatly kept. Flip through the weekly issue of "Shounen Jumk" quickly!

"Arizuma-kun, are you...looking for something?" After watching Arima Eiji change five weekly magazines in succession, Yujiro realized that the other party seemed to be looking for something, so he immediately stopped arguing with Yoshida [primary school student style] , asked the new wife Eiji, "Do you need our help?"

"Although I can't predict what kind of plot Mr. Kouma of the Phoenix Institute plans to draw next, but as early as when the comic "Steins;Gate" started to be serialized, Mr. Mr. Kouma of the Phoenix Institute had already given a hint That's it!" Niizuma Eiji changed the magazine in his hand again, flipping through it quickly, and explained, "Phoenixin Master Ji Zhen said before...ah, I found it, I found it!"

"What did you find?" The two editors who were arguing just now suddenly stood in the same camp and asked in unison!

However, it is a pity that Eiji Niizuma did not continue to finish what he had just said in the middle. Instead, he stopped where he was and started to flip through the weekly magazine in his hand... Compared with the previous mode of quickly flipping through observations, Eiji Niizuma read very slowly this time. , as if he was completing a high-precision homework, and he didn't dare to be distracted in any way!

Yoshida stopped Yujiro who was about to ask further questions, and shook his head slightly to signal him not to interfere with Eiji Niizuma who was observing the comics... Because Eiji Niizuma was in a state at this moment that Yoshida had seen in a certain middle-class manga artist!

"The new wife-kun now won't pay attention to anything except comics..." Looking at Yuujiro's curious eyes, Yoshida pulled him back a little, and then whispered, "According to Cheng In other words, this is the state of the legendary [Mingjing Shisui's Heart]... Of course, I personally prefer that Shinzuma-kun is highly focused on the comics in his hands at the moment!"

"So at this time..." Yujiro instantly understood Yoshida's words, and then asked helplessly, "Can we just wait quietly without saying a word?"

"Well! Even if Yuujiro takes off all your clothes and runs away, the new wife won't even look at you!" Yoshida instructed with a calm expression, "If you don't believe it, Yuujiro, you can give it a try!"

Although this metaphor is a little weird...Yoshida said that his two titles of "sinister" and "venomous tongue" on the editorial side are not in vain!

"Yoshida-san, do you think I'm a fool!?"

...Well, it seems that the two editors in [primary school student status] are about to start a second round of war!

"As expected..." Eiji Niizuma didn't spend too much time... No, in other words, Eiji Niizuma already had the answer in his heart. He was observing the comics again just to verify his answer. ! "In this way, the [self-contradictory] plot constructed in the previous plot has been beautifully resolved! As expected, the teacher of the Phoenix Academy Kumamoto is super awesome!"

"Shinzuma-kun, what do you understand?" The two editors looked at each other and immediately reached an [truce agreement] with their eyes, and then spoke in unison again!

...Speaking of Yuujiro and Yoshida, do you two really not consider the possibility of being together?

"Since Mr. Kouma from the Phoenix Academy didn't say anything, I won't tell you!" Faced with the curious eyes of the two editors in charge, Eiji Niizuma gave an answer that was beyond their expectations! "The reason why this masterpiece is called a masterpiece, if I tell you in advance... I will feel that it is blasphemy to this comic!"

"Eh!?"

"And I was able to see through the final foreshadowing only based on the prompts from Mr. Kouma of the Phoenix Academy..." In Yuujiro's surprised eyes, Eiji Niizuma put the rummaged-over weekly magazines back on the bookshelf, and then used a slightly disappointed expression. He said in a tone of voice, "If there hadn't been any previous reminder, I might have said the same thing as Yuujiro-san... All in all, I am really convinced that I lost this time!"

Until Yoshida left, he didn’t ask his new wife Eiji what the [Phoenix Academy’s murderous reminder] was...

"Hey, Niizuma-kun, I just wanted to ask..." Yujiro, who saw Eiji Niizuma drawing the manga with a smile on his face and did not leave with Yoshida, finally couldn't help but asked the doubt in his heart, "Why? How do you feel about your mood today?"

"I'm happy because I lost..." Niizuma Eiji's hand holding the pen paused, and he raised his head and showed a bright smile to Yuujiro, "It's precisely because I lost that I feel very happy... …”

"Will you still be happy after losing to Phoenix Academy Kouma-sensei!?" Yujiro looked puzzled, "But I remember before, Niizuma-kun, you said you don't like losing, right? Isn't this a contradictory statement?"

"It's precisely because I lost that I know what I'm lacking! I can be aware of my own shortcomings and find ways to learn and improve...compared to a short-term victory or defeat, it's worth being happy if you're still making progress and moving forward. Talk about things!”

"So...this is not contradictory!"