A retired reincarnation of a certain American film

Luke, who was lying on the white fat man's body, didn't dare to rest much.

After he felt that his chest was not beating so violently, he sat up from Fat Bai's body again, and then rummaged through Fat Bai's pockets with his hands.

soon.

Fatty Bai's wallet was found by Lu Ke.

Enter the eyes.

The cash in the wallet was standard white cash.

Luke glanced at it and took out two twenty-dollar knives with the seventh president Andrew Jackson and five one-dollar knives with the first president George Washington printed on them from his wallet. After stuffing it into his pocket, he looked at the cards inside the wallet.

A Visa credit card.

Got it.

A membership card for a hot dog shop.

Useless.

A fitness card for a trendy gym.

fitness?

Lu Ke was slightly startled, and frowned as he looked at the fat white man riding below him, who weighed less than 200 kilograms.

Are you sure you have used this fitness card?

Luke shook his head, rolled off Fat Bai's body, snatched the hat from Fat Bai's head, put it on his head, and then walked towards the tent behind him with some staggering steps.

ten minutes later.

Lu Ke, who was wearing a fat white coat and a fat white hat, looked at the fat man in the tent that was starting to burn with an expressionless expression. Looking at the fire that had started, he turned around and walked straight through a collapse in the garbage dump. After climbing out of the gap in the wall, he lowered his head, put his hands in his pockets, and quickly left the scope of the garbage dump.

After Luke left the garbage dump, he walked outside and saw a roadside stall that had also started selling hot dogs. He quickened his pace and walked towards it.

"Fake, I must complain to the city government, why didn't they put a sign on that cesspool?"

With an angry expression on his face and an accent like the old London Zhenghuangqi, Luke came to the stall under the surprised looks of passers-by and the hot dog stall owner. While cursing the municipal government, he said to the stall owner: "Here are three simple meals." Hot dogs, damn it, I shouldn’t have gone out today.”

The stall owner looked at Luke who was covered in sewage, listened to Luke's words, suddenly said "God bless you" and quickly made hot dogs for Luke.

soon.

After paying five dollars, Luke received a simple hot dog with a sausage inside three pieces of bread given by the stall owner.

"Thanks!"

"You're welcome."

After Lu Ke politely thanked the stall owner, and then cursed at the municipal government again, he turned around and left the stall under the astonished looks of others showing sympathy and laughter. Then he turned left and walked into a small alley. among.

When he walked into an alley, he grabbed the hot dog in the plastic bag and started eating it directly.

Luke can now clearly feel the aftereffects of the adrenaline flowing out of this body after it disappears.

If he does not replenish his energy in time at this time, even if he is lucky enough to survive, the sequelae may make him worse than dead.

soon.

Three hot dogs.

Luke felt his stomach and intestines finally no longer spasming, and couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief after overcoming the biggest crisis at the moment.

Damn God.

It was agreed that I would retire and spend my remaining years in peace.

So you just let me retire like this?

Get out of here!

Luke took a deep breath and called the Lord crazily in his heart.

but……

No response.

A breeze blew.

Luke felt the stench coming from the tip of his nose, and couldn't help but retched. Looking at the clothes covered with sewage on his body, he once again put the idea of ​​settling accounts with the Lord God in the back of his mind, and followed the memory of his predecessor to a place. It is located diagonally across from the Golden Dragon Seafood Restaurant in Chinatown, in a black hotel where you can stay a night for only twenty dollars regardless of your identity or origin.

ten minutes later.

Luke walked up to the second floor, took the key given by his boss just now, opened the room, walked into the room, and closed the door behind his back.

The room is not big.

There was an old wooden bed with sheets and quilt covers that looked black and even moldy.

Next to the wooden bed is an equally small and pitiful bathroom.

besides.

Nothing more.

However, Luke didn't come here for a trip. After just taking a look, he walked into the small bathroom, took off his clothes, and turned on the shower head.

The stench on his body was already unbearable.

Under the shower head.

Luke used a pitiful amount of shampoo mixed with water, squeezed it on his head, and then vigorously rubbed his shoulder-length black hair.

The sewage from the hair flowed on the bathroom tiles, and then flowed down into the squat toilet at the feet.

"grass!"

"Lord God, get out of here."

Looking at this scene, Luke's scalp felt numb. While rubbing it harder, he once again thought of the main culprit who promised himself to retire but did not follow any moral principles and directly put him into a moist body - the Lord God.

He was originally a young man who grew up under the red flag. Suddenly one day, he saw that famous sentence on his computer.

Want to understand the true meaning of life?

Then the Lord God came and brought him into the precarious Lord God Space.

The Lord God told him that as long as he could complete the nine hundred and ninety-nine missions, he could choose a new world and start his happy retirement life indefinitely and have whatever he wanted.

Luke believed it.

There is nothing you can do if you don’t believe it.

After all, he is the flesh of the fish and the main god is the blade.

Luke could only hold the mentality of either dying early and transcending early, or finishing early and enjoying retirement early, so he plunged into the ocean of reincarnation, helping the Lord God to conquer one world after another.

finally……

He did it.

The Lord God did not go back on his word. After ten attempts to retain him, Luke still decided to leave. He then allowed Luke to strip away all the rewards he had obtained in the Lord God's space. The blockade had already reached the tenth level, which could almost be said to be the Lord God's. Unlock the genetic lock of the first person, let Luke stand under the big light ball, and send Luke to the new world to start his retirement life.

The results of it?

He was thrown into a Runren who was called an electronic pet on the Internet.

What about the happy retirement life you promised?

What about a new world of carefree freedom where you can do whatever you say you want and have whatever you want?

grass!

The more Luke thought about it, the angrier he became. While rubbing the mud on his body, he fired at the Lord God in his heart: "Don't pretend to be dead for me. I know you are here, come out!"

at this time.

A ding sounded in my mind.

The next second.

Luke felt his eyes light up, and then, a light curtain that only he could see appeared in front of him.

"Ding! 』

"Here you are, dear!" 』

“I wish you a happy retirement. 』

"..."