A Sturdy Life Begins From Surviving on a Deserted Island

Liu Deli is very happy today.

He did not expect that his luck would also have a good day!

Originally, he had already planned to go back, but what he didn't expect was that before he left, he discovered a trap made by another contestant!

This really made him happy.

On this kind of desert island, the traps of others are no different from those of one's own.

Whoever catches the prey in the trap first will own the trap.

Coincidentally, in the trap he found, there happened to be a wild bird!

"Your gentle and lovely Liu Laoshi can eat meat tonight!

Remember our quiz?

If Liu Laoshi can't eat meat tonight, then I'll teach you how to eat trees!

But, Liu Laoshi is going to eat meat tonight, wouldn't the old irons come to reward him?"

Liu Deli laughed very wretchedly.//Trivial.

He touched his nearly bald head, and began to look for the vines to tie the wild birds.

"stop!"

Just as he was looking for the rattan, a voice suddenly sounded, followed by a big yellow tooth...

Oh, and a wretched/sleazy man jumped out from not far away.

"what are you doing?

I dug that trap, and so are the birds!

Are you stealing my stuff?"

"Hehe~

friend~

Don't talk about these useless nonsense, on a desert island, whoever grabs the resources will get it!

Now this bird is mine, you can grab it if you can~"

"you!"

Sun Lei was furious when he heard the words.

He felt that he was very unhappy today, and he couldn't do anything.

But there is no way, even if he is very angry, he can't go up and grab it!

After taking a few long breaths and taking a few deep breaths, Sun Lei recovered from his anger.

"My friend, since that's the case, I won't say anything.

However, I dug that trap, no credit or hard work, right?

So, can you send me bird blood?"

"You want to hurt people!"

When Liu Deli heard the words, he immediately shouted angrily, "How could I allow such a thing to happen in front of me?"

"Tsk..."

Sun Lei picked up a handful of fleas, and he felt a pain in the balls.

He is very clear about the other party's careful thinking, isn't it just for the benefit!

However, the other party stole his own bird and asked for benefits from himself, which is...

Too irritating!?

"For revenge, I endured it!"

Sun Lei gritted his teeth.

No way, there are so many traps, only this one has something, and he can only do this.

"Okay, I have a Sakyamuni here, which can be used as your compensation!"

"Sakya?

What do I want a monk to do?

How about you give me two nuns?"

A sly smile flashed in Liu Laoshui's eyes.

Of course he knew what Shakyamuni was.

"Your sister's nun!"

Sun Lei almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.

"Sakya is a kind of fruit, the scientific name is custard apple, it's delicious~"

"fruit?

litchi?

You kid just want to send me a lychee?"

"Sweet apple, sweet apple!

very big!"

"It's good for foreigners to be big?

It's amazing to add a word, isn't it?

no!

I want to support domestic products, one custard apple is not enough, I need to add another domestic product!"

"Guo, your sister!"

Sun Lei was really about to vomit blood.

"How did I meet such a scoundrel!?"

But there is no way, although he is very angry, but he has been carried away by hatred, and he can't care about anything.

"I can add a handful of bracken, right?

Is this a domestic product?"

"That's okay~ Deal!"

Liu Deli nodded with satisfaction.

"Give me a container and I'll give you blood!"

"it is good!"

Sun Lei nodded, then quickly took out a bamboo tube, and then took out what he had just promised.

The two made blood with one hand and delivery with the other, and completed the PY transaction.

"Hey~

Good luck is with you~"

Liu Deli said with a smile, then turned around and left.

Just by looking at his brisk pace, I knew he was in a very good mood.

"Fuel injectors!

Today Liu Laoshi will tell you an idiom.

It's called if you don't enter the tiger's den, how can you get a tiger's son!

Do you understand the meaning of this idiom?

I think you must not understand.

But you'll understand when I finish singing this song."

After speaking, Liu Deli cleared his throat and began to sing.

"The little monk went down the mountain to Huazhai~

The old monk has an explanation~

The woman under the mountain is a tiger~

If you encounter it, avoid it~

Walked through a village and a village~

The little monk is thinking about it~

Why don't tigers eat people?

She looks so cute~

Hey! Bazaar Black!

Do you understand?

hehehe~"

Hearing the song that drifted away, Sun Lei inexplicably had some new feelings.

"It's still a classic old song~

It turns out that if you don't enter the tiger's den, you can't get a tiger's son. This is what it means..."

After thinking about it, he packed up his things and started walking towards the direction of the shelter for the two of them.

He couldn't help but hum a song.

"There is a girl in the village named Xiaofang~

good-looking~and kind~

A pair of beautiful big eyes~

The braids are thick and long~

hum hum hum hum~"

After a while, they arrived not far from the shelter of Xiang Mo and the two.

He hummed a little song all the way, and his mood became much better.

However, after seeing Xiang Mo and the two of them, his mood instantly changed.

Especially after seeing what the two of them are doing.

"Stone... lime!?

They're making lime water!?"

Sun Lei was stunned.

Sun Lei was furious!

"How could they have lime!?

With this thing, the smell of blood can be covered up, so why am I working so hard to get this blood!?"

Sun Lei is really going crazy.

All the blows he suffered today were superimposed together at this moment, causing critical damage to him.

But what can he do?

"Wait!"

He gave Xiang Mo a vicious look, then turned around and left.

......

"Xiao Xixi, you are really good!

To know where there is lime!"

Xiang Mo looked at Mo Xi with admiration, she really admired her now.

Although not much, but very reliable!

"I was still worried about the big yellow tooth's revenge, but now I don't have to worry!

hee hee~

As long as he doesn't have any new tricks, then he's a scumbag!"

"Um."

Mo Xi nodded, then continued to stir the lime water expressionlessly.

......

"Our sister Xi is really cold!

But Sister Xi is really reliable!

I really want to be whipped by Sister Xi with a whip!"

"Although Sister Xi is cold, she is really beautiful!

In a desert island, without ps and no cosmetics, you can be beautiful like this, I really want to be scolded by her!"

"If Sister Xi can smile at me, I feel that I am willing to lose my life!"

"My God! Is this a gathering place for perverts?

I don't know why, but I suddenly wanted to hear Sister Xi's scolding voice..."

......

While Mo Xi's live broadcast room was dancing wildly, the live broadcast room of Liu Kun and Su Xi was completely blown up.

And it wasn't just their live room that exploded.

Even the people in the show crew are crazy!

"Crazy! Crazy! Accident!"