Abnormal items

Jie Zuo returned home and found that the quilt in his bedroom had been lifted. Xie Zuo curled his lips, took out the pillow from the quilt and lay on the bed, not affected at all. After a while, he heard a snoring sound.

"The sun is shining in the sky, the flowers are smiling at me, and the bird is saying morning, morning, morning, why did you take off your pants? I have to pee..." When he got up early in the morning, Jie Zuo stared at his eyes with his hair like a "chicken nest" on his head. With dead fish eyes, he walked to the bathroom humming random children's songs.

It was noisy outside, and I didn’t know what was going on. Jie Zuo ignored it. When he came to the bathroom, he found that the mirror in the bathroom was broken.

"Who, who broke my mirror!" After shouting for a while, no one answered: "Forget it, just ask the pirated Lina to make another one for me tomorrow." After finishing speaking, Jie Zuo shook his head and pulled up his pants. .

The noise outside was getting louder and louder. Jie Zuo originally wanted to go back and take a "return sleep" but now he was too noisy to sleep.

"Xie Zuo~~" Someone outside called Xie Zuo.

"What are you doing, Xie Zuo? Do you have a virtuous mind? It's noisy and noisy. The neighbors have to go to work tomorrow! Get out of here!!" Jie Zuo opened the window and shouted. After shouting, he was a little dumbfounded by the scene outside. .

The streets were densely packed with people, and all kinds of people stood together with dull expressions. They all raised their heads and looked at Jie Zuo. There was no black eye in his eyes, they were like two white turbid glass balls.

Jie Zuo looked at the scene in front of him and unconsciously thought of a famous British dish - looking up at the stars.

Lina was at the front, followed by a bunch of weirdos. Among them was understanding what Zuo had seen before, the doll, the masked woman, and the "unlucky" masked man.

It's a lot weird, and I've never seen it before in some other solutions.

"Hey, Lina misses her brother so early!" Jie Zuo leaned against the window frame and tossed his hair coquettishly.

Lina didn't speak, just stared at Jie Zuo.

"Um, if you look at people like this, they will be embarrassed." Jie Zuo suddenly became nervous and curled his hair with his hands.

All the weird ones felt a sense of discomfort and looked at Lina one after another. Their eyes contained various meanings but nothing more than - why are you so heavy-handed...

It turns out you are also a pervert...

How am I worse than this fool...

Lena I love you...

Lina finally spoke: "Why don't you leave without leaving?"

"If you don't leave, support me!" Jie Zuo plucked the eye guano from the corner of his eyes and flicked it down.

"As long as you don't leave, I can promise you anything." Lina continued.

Jie Zuo was stunned for a moment, then the expression on his face turned obscene: "Hey, hey, little sister, will you promise me anything?"

Lina blushed slightly and lowered her head, softly saying "hmm".

The expressions on the weird faces behind them became strange one after another, and some of them covered their hearts as if they were in pain.

Jie Zuo pondered for a while: "Then...you call me daddy!"

The blush on Lina's face had not dissipated. After hearing what San Zuo said, she raised her head and looked at him angrily - she felt that she was being played.

The few "spare tires" standing behind Lina were rejuvenated and even wanted to give Xie Zuo a thumbs up.

"Do you have to go?"

"No, you called me..."

"Is this world bad? Why! Why can't you stop!"

"I said, you just need to call me..."

"Haven't you killed enough people? You are good to everyone here."

Jie Zuo's eyes finally became sharp: "Hey, hey, sir, you can't talk nonsense without evidence. I will sue you for defamation!"

"Jie Zuo, you don't have the hunter's woodchopping knife now, you are just a useless person. You have to stay today, or you have to stay. After I catch you, I will rearrange your memory. Don't worry, in this world you She is the absolute protagonist." Lina's angry mood disappeared and turned into a mocking tone.

Jie Zuo listened patiently to Lina's words and pressed his nose: "Okay, are you done? Let's leave after that. I still want to go back to sleep!" Jie Zuo hit him with his hands and patted her. He turned around and wanted to go back to the house.

"Come on!" Lina waved her hand, and all the weird things and "puppet people" rushed towards Jie Zuo's apartment.

Jie Zuo lived on the first floor of the apartment. When he saw the weird people coming, he used his left foot and jumped out of the window. He shouted: "Look at my leap of faith." Then he sat down on the ground.

All the "people" were stunned and looked at Jie Zuo, who scratched his head: "Hey, hey, how about... give me another chance?"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" crowds of people shouted and rushed towards Jie Zuo.

Lina stood there, quietly looking at Jie Zuo who was being chased, not knowing what she was thinking.

The "puppet man" was not fast, but Weird's speed was unusually agile. A Weird suddenly hugged Xie Zuo from behind. Just as Jie Zuo was about to struggle, he heard Weird say in his ear: "Brother, you must escape successfully, Xiaoli." Na is mine, you can’t steal it!”

Jie Zuo was still confused when he saw this weird guy suddenly fell to the ground and rolled twice on the ground, pointing at Jie Zuo: "You... you are so strong! I... I am not your opponent! Ah, I'm dead !”

"Huh?" Jie Zuo looked at the performance of this "drama queen" and thought that he must have been a "football player" before his death, and he flopped so professionally.

The woman in the mask walked slowly behind, neither fast nor lagging behind. There was also a puppet paddling. This guy simply performed a moonwalk in the "crowd", taking one step forward and two steps back.

The previous "performance" was still going on. Often when Jie Zuo stretched out his hand, Weird would automatically fall down and praise Jie Zuo for being "strong".

The only "honest person" is the masked man, but this guy was also held back by his companions.

Lina's expression remained unchanged, and she said coldly: "With Jie Zuo gone, there is no need for this world to exist anymore, and you will all die!"

Jie Zuo, who was indulging in his supreme "magic power", suddenly realized that something was wrong - all the weird things lying on the ground stood up, without the playful smiles they had just now.

An oppressive and gloomy atmosphere seeped out of them, and the originally clear sky became dark.

"Um, brothers and Jimeis, if you have anything to say, please tell me!" Xie Zuozuo waved his hand and stepped back.

This time, the weirdos were silent and turned into black shadows and rushed towards Jie Zuo.

"Arales!" Jie Zuo stretched out his hand and shouted. The weirdos stopped one after another, fearing that Jie Zuo would have some big move, but nothing happened after five minutes.

"Huh? Did you remember the spell wrong?" Jie Zuo scratched his head.

The weirdos felt that they had been tricked and rushed towards Jie Zuo again.

"Oh, yes, it's Apples!"

"Bang -" there was a loud noise, and a jar appeared in Jie Zuo's hand. In the space not far from Jie Zuo, a gap appeared there, like a piece of mirror being smashed off.

The breach was not big, but space cracks appeared all around. A burst of energy poured out from the breach and tore apart everything that was just standing there.

The weirdos retreated one after another, and the energy gradually subsided, but the gap did not close.

Jie Zuo held the jar and shouted: "Doll, if you don't respond now, when will it be..."