Abnormal items
Chapter 150 Jie Zuo’s Wonderful Night
"Not bad, but he is tired. Let's go back." Jie Zuo pointed at Mark and said to the glutton.
"Oh, okay, then I'll take you back." The old man quickly led the way, and Mark waved to Miho to indicate that he didn't need to support him anymore.
The journey was calm and calm, and it was already dusk when we returned to the hotel. Everyone went back to rest after dinner.
Regardless of Mark's pleading, Jie Zuo walked around the street alone.
"Hey, eldest sister, are you interested in admiring the beauty of the morning sun with me?" Jie Zuo stopped an eldest sister holding a washbasin, dangling his whole body, and his tone did not sound like a good person.
"Young man, it's getting dark soon, you'd better go back as soon as possible!" The eldest sister smiled at Jie Zuo, turned around and left.
Jie Zuo scratched his face and watched the eldest sister twisting away.
It was getting dark very quickly, and there were almost no pedestrians on the road. Jie Zuo sat on the side of the road not knowing what to think.
"Help, help..." A cry for help came from a dark corner of the street.
Jie Zuo stood up, picked his ears and walked in the opposite direction.
As we walked, the cry for help came from the front again: "Help, help..."
Jie Zuo silently changed direction and continued walking. Not many meters away, another cry for help came, this time very close to him.
"Hey, you are really persistent." Jie Zuo muttered, then walked towards the cry for help.
This is a dark alley, the moonlight barely shines here, Xie Zuo ducks down and walks in.
The cry for help was very close, and a woman could be vaguely seen squatting on the ground.
Jie Zuo walked over quietly, and then rushed out: "Robbery, hand over your money!"
"Huh?" The woman was stunned.
Jie Zuo approached the woman with a ferocious face: "Hurry up and don't force me to use force. I'm afraid even myself when I get angry."
"Sir, please stop joking with me. This little girl is worthless." The woman shrank with a look of pity on her face.
Jie Zuo pressed forward step by step: "No money, hehe..."
The woman took a peek at Xie Zuo, and was secretly happy when she saw Xie Zuo's appearance: "Sir, as long as you don't hurt me, I will promise you anything."
"Promise me everything?"
"I promise you everything." The woman repeated.
"Then take off your clothes..."
"Hey, sir, as long as you don't hurt me, I have no choice but to..." The woman was about to take off her clothes when she heard Zhen Zuo continue to say: "Then take out the rubber band inside and I'm going to flick your forehead!"
"Huh?" The woman was stunned again.
"You asked me to take off my clothes, don't you want to do something else?" The woman looked at Jie Zuo and asked depressedly.
"What else are you doing? Do you want me to give you a bath?" Jie Zuo rolled his eyes.
The woman was speechless. She had been doing this for many years, and she had never seen anyone like this before. She didn't know how to reply.
"I……"
"What am I? Hurry up and either pay or hand over the rubber band!" Jie Zuo said in a ferocious tone.
"Oops." The woman stood up tremblingly, as if she had lost her balance, and suddenly fell on Jie Zuo's body.
"Sir, your breasts are so big." The woman said sweetly, leaning on the left side of her chest.
"Oh, these are steamed buns. I didn't finish them at night, so I stuffed two into my arms for a midnight snack." Jie Zuo reached out and took out two steamed buns from his arms and showed them to the woman.
"Forehead……"
The woman stood up and looked at Xie Zuo. Xie Zuo pressed his nose indifferently and then stretched out his hand to wipe it on the woman's body.
The woman hid in disgust, and then gave Jie Zuo a wink: "Sir, why don't we play some games to make you and I happy, hehe."
"Okay, okay, you come to be a ghost and chase me, hahaha." Xie turned around and ran away jumping up and down, leaving the woman staring in shock...
"Damn it, you're not trustworthy. I ran all this way and no one came to catch me." Jie Zuo cursed and walked back. The hotel hadn't closed yet and the lobby was empty.
Several living "chairs" were still placed in the restaurant, so Xie Zuo went upstairs.
As soon as I arrived in the corridor, I heard the sounds of "dong dong dong~" and "dong dong dong~" getting closer and closer.
Jie Zuo stood still, and the lights in the corridor began to flicker on and off.
Slowly, Jie Zuo saw a disheveled "human head" jumping towards him.
A malicious look in his hair looked at Jie Zuo. The head gradually came closer, but Jie Zuo remained motionless, as if he was "scared out of his mind".
"Give me back my body!" The head opened its mouth, the teeth in the mouth were all black, and some black water flowed out from the corners of the mouth.
"Damn it, it's finally out!" Jie Zuo threw away the shredded meat in his hand. Just now he stood still and was actually licking his teeth.
"Oh, a hairy ball!" Jie Zuo said in surprise as if he had just seen a "human head".
"Take my... eh?" Before "Head" could finish his words, he was kicked away by Jie Zuo.
"Bang~~" His head hit the wall and bounced back. Xie Zuo ran a few steps: "Eat my golden left foot~~"
"Bang~~" Another kick, this time the head hit the ceiling. Before it could react, Xie Zuo grabbed its hair and jumped hard: "Slam dunk, slam dunk!"
"Pfft~" His head was hit hard against the wall by Jie Zuo, leaving a bloody mark.
"Invincible Hot Wheels!!" Jie Zuo picked up his head from the ground, then pulled his hair and started spinning it around. Then he suddenly let go and his head hit the ceiling and fell inside.
The lights in the corridor returned to normal. Jie Zuo stood at the hole and watched, but he didn't see the head falling.
Jie Zuo shrugged and went back to the house to sleep.
Mark was not asleep yet, and he listened to the movement in the corridor with fear.
It should have been Jie Zuo just now. He heard Jie Zuo's voice, but he didn't recognize the other voice, but his intuition told him that the other voice was probably something "unclean".
Just when Mark was hesitating whether to go out to help, Xie Zuo pushed the door open and came in.
Mark saw it was Jie Zuo and breathed a sigh of relief: "Are you okay?"
Xie Zuo went to the bathroom and washed his hands: "It's okay, I just played ball with a guy."
Xie Zuo said it in an understatement, but Mark didn't think so.
It was late at night. Mark was tired today and hadn't had a good rest yesterday, so he fell asleep early.
Xie Zuo couldn't sleep because Mark snored so loudly, just when Xie Zuo got up and wanted to teach Mark a lesson. Suddenly he saw a little girl standing next to his bed.
The little girl lowered her head, and her long hair fell down to cover her face.
She was wearing a small red skirt and a pair of small red leather boots.
Holding a broken little bear in her hand, the "girl" didn't say a word, just stood quietly by the bed.
Jie Zuo looked at it for a while and then said, "Well, how about we sleep together?"
"Give me back my ball..."
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