Abnormal items

On the desk was the mission report of Xie Zuo's return from Heim Town. Marcus took a deep breath and opened it. The last time Xie Zuo's resume caused him so much psychological trauma, Marcus was very careful about the text documents that Xie Zuo handed over.

But because this incident was so serious, Marcus could only risk his own life again and open Jie Zuo's file.

Mission report: Mission number – haven’t figured it out yet.

Mission level: JOJO level (What the hell is JOJO level! Does the Tower of Babel have such a level division!)

What happened: My name is Jie Zuo, my name is Jie Zuo, my name is Jie Zuo... (I am a banana, I know your name is Jie Zuo!)

I came to Heim Town, finished.

(Huh? That’s it? What the hell is this! Where are you going through? Where are the people you met? Haven’t you received training? Oh, really not!)

Haha, I lied to you, please turn the page...

Marcus took a deep breath and turned to the second page.

.........Are you very angry now? If you are very angry, please turn to the third page. If you want to see the mission report, please turn to the fourth page.

Marcus turned to page four and it read - Please turn back to page three!

"Go to hell!!!" Marcus threw the mission report to the ground and stepped on it twice.

After venting his emotions, Marcus put the report back on the table and turned to the third page.

Fortunately, what was written on this page was not something boring like asking him to turn to the first page.

My name is Jie Zuo, and I have come to the most dangerous place in the world, a place filled with strange and countless phenomena.

I decided to survive here for a week and challenge the limits of human beings.

Why did the village chief's pig keep screaming, why did the village chief's son secretly come to the pig pen in the middle of the night, why did the village chief's pig become pregnant for no reason, and why did the village chief turn a blind eye.

Is it a lack of reason or a loss of morality? What secrets did the village chief hide from us? Welcome to the series "Into the Village Chief" - My village chief is called Marcus (my old mother is dead!)

Next, please follow Jie Zuo, and let's explore the temptation of the village chief (Heim Town! Heim Town!).

Oh, I will write about Heim Town and the village chief’s temptation in the next issue. This issue will mainly talk about Heim Town.

When I Jiezuo stepped into Heim Town, the whole world was cheering for me. They shouted my name: Jiezuo, Jiezuo, Jiezuo~~

The air I exhaled lit up the entire town of Heim like a colorful rainbow. The mayor personally welcomed me and asked me to be the mayor of Heim Town.

But I was honest and refused. The town of Heim was too small to accommodate my ambitions.

Although the top 500 companies in the world have nothing to do with me (what the hell are you talking about!), I have used or heard of their products. If you round up, I can be regarded as half a shareholder!

The mayor who was rejected by me was so distraught that he immediately blew himself up on the spot and turned into an Ultraman dozens of meters tall. But no matter what he did, he could not change my will.

My personal bodyguard is a pig head who just came back from the West. Because the mayor's behavior was too extreme, the bodyguard had some conflicts with it.

The elegant me looked on quietly, maybe charming people are so boring.

In the town of Heim, I also met a young girl named Thirteen. The girl offered me hugs and hugs many times, but I rejected her verbally.

Walk away from beautiful women, walk away from money, this is not the life I want. Why can everyone only see my beautiful appearance, but not my fragile heart!

There are many poor people in Heim Town, and I hate pitiful people the most.

So I cleaned up the "poor people" on the entire West Street. I can't see them anymore on West Street. Hehehehe, I'm great!

After Shisan pursued me to no avail, he even took me to their gathering place. I relented and agreed to help them.

Who calls me an honest and trustworthy man? It’s really hard to be an excellent person. Stick out your tongue and finish the brackets.

But what I didn't expect was that Hughes, who had formed an indissoluble bond with me in a game before, also followed me here.

It secretly hid in the dark and peeped, and saw that Shisan, I and the mayor were getting along very well, so it became jealous and wanted to find an opportunity to kill them.

I didn't know anything about anything Hughes did. He just silently planned it behind the scenes. When I was about to leave here, he suddenly appeared and gave me a surprise.

Oh, my charm is so great that even guys like Hughes fall for me.

(I didn’t feel it at all!)

The mayor is still jealous. He wants to fight Thirteen to the death, and it has nothing to do with me, hehehe.

The decisive battle broke out at the top of the Forbidden City. The mayor wanted to force me to stay, but I am a man of the wind, how could I stay here! So the mayor and my bodyguard Pig Head started a fight. The fight was so fierce that I even ate all the popcorn before they finished fighting.

Finally I entered the venue and walked towards the mayor, with the colorful glow behind me.

The mayor finally "melted" in my eyes (gosh, I really want to vomit!).

I thought things would end here, but Xiu Sizi, who was hiding in the dark, suddenly appeared and killed the mayor.

Xiu Sizi knew that I didn't like it here, but it still had its mission and couldn't go with me, so we made an agreement - I would come back to him in a month.

I left, just as I came gently, without taking away a single cloud.

Thirteen still didn’t see me, and she stayed there, waiting for my return.

over.

PS: I’m so tired. Why haven’t I reached the word count? Damn Marcus, next time you ask me to write, I will write the story of the village chief.

ps: Leave one chicken drumstick for me. Didn’t you see that I am working on typing?

ps: Qi Zhu, please take care of her!

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Marcus did not continue to read the rest. The entire content of the PS was the process of Jie Zuo and the little girl named Walnut fighting for the chicken legs.

After reading Xie Zuo's mission report, Marcus felt as if he had watched a filthy romantic drama written by a filthy writer. Jie Zuo seemed to have said something, but he seemed to have said nothing.

Marcus took a deep breath to calm down his turbid and boiling brain, then took out a notebook and wrote on it - 1: The Butcher has been in contact with the abnormal project 008.

2: The mayor of Heim Town has been eliminated.

3: Jie Zuo hid a person. Our intelligence showed that there was a woman who entered Heim Town and was with Xie Zuo, but Jie Zuo did not mention it. We are not sure why.

4: Unknown Weird Hughes, it is recommended to immediately establish his file for investigation.

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It takes a lot of brain cells to extract useful information from a lot of nonsense. After Marcus finished writing, he reorganized and uploaded it to the headquarters.

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At the headquarters, Dr. A has received the information about Heim Town from the Tower of Babel in Bize City. After reading it, Dr. A smiled slightly: "Xie Zuo, you deliberately left out Nebula because you remembered something? "

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