Abnormal items
Chapter 309 Food
The situation on the first floor is different from the previous floors. The entire first floor is brightly lit, and there is a large dining table placed in the hall.
There is a dazzling array of food on the table. It is conservatively estimated that even fifty people may not be able to finish it all.
The door to the exit was already visible to the naked eye. The secretary waved his hand and a soldier came forward. But before he could get close to the door, the soldier let out a scream.
"What's wrong?" the secretary shouted to the soldier.
A "red line" suddenly appeared on the soldier's waist, and then a large amount of blood spurted out from the soldier's waist.
The soldier was divided into two parts, fell to the ground, and was wailing in pain.
"You're already here, why are you leaving in such a hurry?" An old lady suddenly appeared pushing a dining cart.
"Who are you?" The secretary looked nervous.
The old lady looks really old. There are many wrinkles on her face and her eyes are squinted and can hardly be opened.
Hearing the secretary's question, the old lady grinned: "It doesn't matter who I am, what's important is that you have to eat before leaving."
Jie Zuo saw that there were almost no teeth in the old man's mouth. The mouth was pitch black, and the bright red tongue was running back and forth in the pitch black mouth, making people get goosebumps all over his body.
"What if we don't eat?" The secretary took out a pistol and pointed it at the old man.
"Young man, don't be so angry." The old man chuckled.
The secretary was about to shoot, but found that the trigger could not be pressed, and then the pistol began to melt like a piece of chocolate.
Not only the secretary's gun, but also the guns of his soldiers began to melt.
"Well, since you are so enthusiastic, let's eat, let's eat." Seeing that something was wrong, Hainer was the first to sit down and wink at the secretary and the others.
The soldier who was cut into two pieces was still wailing on the ground, and blood was flowing all over the ground. With this background sound, the secretaries all sat down one after another.
"Young man, why don't you sit down?" the old lady said to Jie Zuo.
"Even if I starve to death and jump from here, I won't eat a bite of your food!!" He untied his neck.
"Are you sure?" The old lady's eyes opened slightly, and her tone was not as kind as before.
"Not sure, hey hey... This kid, I was just kidding, why are you so impatient." Jie Zuo sat down honestly.
The secretary looked at him with contempt, and Jie Zuo pretended not to see it.
The old lady smiled and didn't really care about what Jie Zuo said: "Since everyone has sat down, let me talk about it..."
"I have a problem." Jie Zuo suddenly raised his hand, interrupting the old lady's words.
The old lady looked at him openly: "Tell me, what's your problem?"
"Why is there no ketchup on the French fries? Don't you know that French fries without ketchup have no soul!" Jie pointed at a portion of French fries on the table and yelled at the old lady.
The expressions of the secretary and Hainer changed, and they were all on guard, preparing for the old lady to attack.
The old lady looked at Jie Zuo and the fries, and she admired this young man.
"Okay, I'll get you some ketchup." The old lady said and walked over to the soldier who was cut into two pieces. She put a plate of blood on a small plate and put it on the table.
The secretary's expression changed, with some anger mixed with fear.
Jie Zuo took it with his fingers, put it in his mouth and smashed it: "It's really ketchup, try it."
Hainer waved his hands repeatedly - everyone just saw what this red thing was.
It can be seen from Zuo's serious expression that an idea arises uncontrollably from his heart - blood will turn into ketchup when put on the table, so what is the food on the table made of?
This idea was not only thought by one person, but also by everyone except Xie Zuo.
Suddenly everyone's expressions looking at the food on the table became a little scared and disgusting.
Seeing the complicated expressions of everyone, the old lady smiled slightly, then frowned when she looked at Jie Zuo.
Jie Zuo was staring at a roast chicken wholeheartedly, with saliva dripping from the corner of his mouth on the table.
The old lady looked at Jie Zuo and frowned, then said, "As long as you finish the food on the table..."
"'Can you pack it? My friends haven't eaten yet." Jie Zuo raised his hand again to interrupt the old lady.
The old lady was so angry that she made a grinding sound from her mouth, which sounded particularly harsh.
The secretary and others became nervous again.
Jie Zuo scratched his head: "I saw you had no teeth before? How did you make the sound of a dog chewing bones?"
"Stop talking, Master, otherwise, instead of us eating, this guy will come to eat us." Hainer suppressed his voice and pulled on Jie Zuo's sleeves desperately.
Unexpectedly, when the old lady heard the question about the left and right, her mood suddenly calmed down: "Sir, please don't interrupt me? If you have any questions, I'll ask them after I finish."
Jie Zuo nodded: "After you finish speaking, can we ask questions?"
"Yes." The old lady smiled at everyone, her dark mouth making people shudder.
“As long as you eat this meal, the door will open and you can go out intact.
But if not... hum! "
After saying this, the old lady sneered, implying that if she couldn't finish the meal, the consequences would be disastrous.
"Are you finished? Can I ask a question?" Jie Zuo raised his hand like a good baby.
The old lady nodded: "Okay."
"Will you die after eating this?" This was Jie Zuo's first question.
The old lady was stunned, lowered her head and thought for a moment, then slowly shook her head.
"Is your chicken a male or a female?"
"female."
"Did it talk about anyone?"
"How do I know!" The old lady looked unkind.
"Oh, it turns out to be a pure chicken!" Jie Zuo nodded, then pointed at the fish: "Is this a deep-sea fish or a shallow-water fish?"
"deep sea."
"Does it have a diving license?"
"have no idea!"
“Can I eat half and let the other half go?
Does your fish stay cooked?
Have you ever attended college?
Has your fish ever given birth?
Why are you looking at me like this, fish? Does it look down on me?
Does your fish discriminate against shallow water fish?
Why don't you speak? "
The secretary and Heiner were stunned by the series of questions, but the old lady just looked at each other gloomily.
Jie Zuo blinked his big "buling buling" eyes and looked at the old lady.
The old lady smiled and said, "I answer your question just out of good intentions. I have no such obligation."
Jie Zuo scratched his head: "Oh~~ I have no obligation to answer the question..."
"Okay, let's start eating." After the old lady said that, she stood aside and remained motionless.
The secretary looked at Haina, and Haina looked at Xie Zuo. No one moved their chopsticks.
Jie Zuo brought the roasted chicken in front of him and tore off a chicken leg: "Eat, you're welcome, I'm treating you to this meal. These are good buddies, you're welcome!"
The secretary secretly cursed: "This is polite! This is fear!"
Jie Zuo didn't care about this and wolfed down a chicken leg.
Seeing how delicious Jie Zuo was eating, everyone hesitantly picked up the food close to them.
At this moment, a puffed food like a crispy corner jumped from the plate to the table.
Everyone was stunned, except Xie Zuo.
The "Miao Crisp Corner" bounced back and forth on the table, and then cracked with a few cracks.
In full view of everyone, a disgusting bug emerged from the crispy corner.
This bug sounds like a baby crying, has a bloated body, the head of a child, and a pair of transparent wings.
Everyone was stunned by this sudden turn of events and left the table screaming.
Hainer pulled his left hand and said, "Master, don't eat it! There is something in it!"
The old lady looked at the people leaving the table and grinned crazily.
Jie Zuo grabbed Haina and stopped him from moving: "What's going on?"
"Bugs! Bugs!" Hainer struggled for a while but couldn't get away. He pointed at the bugs on the table that were about to fly and said in horror.
"What bug? It's all an illusion!" Jie Zuo said, grabbing the bug and stuffing it into his mouth, chewing the juice everywhere.
Hainer was stunned, and the secretary seemed to have remembered something and ordered everyone to return to the dinner table.
The shocked secretary glanced at the old lady and found that she was closer to him and others than before.
After everyone sat down at the dinner table again, the old lady stopped moving, like a wax figure.
"Hiccup~" Jie Zuo burped...
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