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Chapter 329 “The Holy Mother” K.K?
Chapter 329 “The Holy Mother” K.K
After a tense and intense chase, Jie Zuo still lost the snake.
After digging through the grass, it suddenly became clear that there was an open space in front of us, and there was a small house standing on the open space.
"Am I hungry again?" KK lay on Jie Zuo's head and said in a deep voice.
"Go and have a look." Jie Zuo took a long step, walked to the door of the hut, and knocked twice.
After a while, I heard the sound of people moving inside the hut, and then the door of the hut was opened a crack.
"Who are you?" the owner of the hut asked.
The room was very dark, and Jie Zuo couldn't see clearly what was going on in the room even if he squinted his eyes.
"Hello, we got lost here and are very hungry now. Do you have any food?" K.K., who was lying on his head, replied politely.
"Oh, come in." After the owner of the cabin finished speaking, the door was fully opened.
Now Jie Zuo finally saw the whole face of the owner of the hut. He was a middle-aged man with slender legs and a big belly.
Judging from the beard on his face and the gum in his eyes, this guy has been single for many years.
Jie Zuo nodded slightly to the owner of the hut, and then walked into the house.
The room was dark inside, with only one small window with the curtains drawn.
"You guys sit down for a moment while I look for something to eat." The owner of the hut said to Jie Zuo, and then walked straight to the back.
Jie Zuo sat on the sofa, and K·K climbed down from Jie Zuo's head.
"Do you think it's a scam?" K·K asked Jie Zuo beside him.
"You're too nervous. Ah~~" Jie Zuo wanted to touch the squirrel K·K's head, but K·K's claws made several scars.
"I'm just a little uneasy like this..." K·K looked at the hand that was already a squirrel's paw, frowning.
"Ah~~~" Jie Zuo was still shouting at the top of his lungs.
"What's wrong?" The owner of the hut came out from behind, holding a plate in his hand and asked with concern.
Jie Zuo turned serious in a second: "It's okay, I'm a singer and I just like to sing my voice."
"Oh." The middle-aged man looked at Qie Zuo strangely, then put the plate on the table: "Eat, I only have some hot dogs here."
KK jumped on the plate and stuffed it into his mouth hungrily. Seeing this, Jie Zuo also stepped forward to fight with KK.
"What's your last name?" Xie Zuo asked the middle-aged man while holding a hot dog in one hand.
The middle-aged man smiled slightly: "My name is Mike. You guys haven't eaten for a long time."
Jie Zuo responded vaguely. After a short time, the food on the plate was swept away by Jie Zuo and K·K.
Jie Zuo wiped his mouth: "Do you live alone?"
Mike poured two cups of tea for the two of them: "No, there are a group of cute little guys living with me.
They are a symphony orchestra, you can listen to their performance, it is very nice. "
K·K's pupils trembled and he looked towards Jie Zuo.
Jie Zuo was picking his teeth: "So, your roommate hasn't come back?"
Mike was also a little puzzled: "Yes, it stands to reason that they should be back, but you haven't encountered them on the road?
By the way, they're a bunch of voles. "
Mike looked at Jie Zuo, KK pulled Xie Zuo's clothes, and Jie Zuo looked at KK.
K·K winked at Jie Zuo crazily, asking him to find a way to cover it up.
Jie Zuo blinked at K·K and made a reassuring gesture.
Then he turned to Mike and held out his thumb: "We saw it! Your partner tastes good!"
"What?" Mike didn't react for a moment. He looked at Xie Zuo intently for several seconds before suddenly sitting up from the sofa: "You guys ate them!!!"
K·K didn't have time to blame Jie Zuo, and quickly explained to Mike: "It's not what you think... we just... just..."
"Yes, yes, we didn't eat them all. There is still a part. You can take it back and dry it." Xie Zuo was finishing his blows.
"I'm going to kill you!!" Mike was furious. He climbed over the sofa, took off the shotgun on the wall, pointed it at Xie Zuo and shot him.
Jie Zuo dodged, took a few hip steps, came to Mike, pulled out a baseball bat and hit Mike on the head.
Red, white, and messy things were scattered all over the floor.
KK was dumbfounded and looked at Jie Zuo: "Did you kill him?"
"He killed me first." Xie Zuo said confidently.
"But he just gave us food? Why are you so cruel!" KK jumped on the table, pointed at Jie Zuo and roared.
Jie Zuo sneered: "KK, I've known you for so long, how come I never knew you were a Holy Mother?"
"I just have a conscience!" K·K argued.
"Master, they are really monsters! You can't see clearly with your naked eyes, and my fiery eyes are not just for show.
If you really want to break up, then go back to your Gao Laozhuang, and I will go to my Hospice Hospital! "Xie Zuo was carrying a baseball bat and scratching his head.
"You lunatic!" K·K stared at Jie Zuo and said every word.
"You should have known this a long time ago." Jie Zuo pressed his nose nonchalantly.
"Mike~Mike~Innocent Mike~
When you open the door, bad luck will come~
If you feed them, they will kill you."
Another burst of nursery rhymes sounded from outside the house.
Jie Zuo and K·K ran out, and it was the same snake from last time, coiled on the branch, smiling sinisterly at Jie Zuo and the others.
"Hungry lost people, devouring everything in sight." The snake spat out the message, and a hoarse voice came out of the snake's mouth.
Jie Zuo turned his head towards K·K. K·K thought he was going to say something to him, but he didn't expect Jie Zuo to press the button and appear behind the snake instantly.
Not only K·K was stunned, Snake also didn’t expect it.
Jie Zuo grabbed the snake's body and said, "Say, keep talking!
You talk so much, damn you still want to take the postgraduate entrance examination! "
I have to say that Xie Zuo's operation is indeed very handsome.
But the branch wrapped around the snake couldn't bear the weight of the two of them. Just when Xie Zuo was still trying to pretend, the branch made a "click" sound.
One person and one snake fell to the ground one after another. Jie Zuo rubbed his waist that was injured due to the fall, and shook the snake that was pressed under him. The snake did not react as if it had been smashed to death.
"Well, since it's dead, let's peel it off and eat it..." Before Jie Zuo could finish his words, the snake in his hand suddenly came to life.
"No, no, no! I'm not dead!"
Jie Zuo sneered at the snake: "Tell me! Did you capture grandpa? Where are my six brothers now?"
"Ah?" Snake, who was thinking about how to make excuses, was suddenly interrupted.
"What grandpa? I don't know!"
"Don't know? If you don't know, I'll eat you!" Jie Zuo fiercely put his face in front of the snake.
"I'll bite!" The snake's head stretched out and bit Qie Zuo's cheek.
"Ah! Ah~~tourniquet~~"
Looking at the expression on Jie Zuo's face, the pain from the beginning gradually became indescribable. Snake felt a little nauseous and quickly let go.
"Are you...are you okay?" K·K stepped forward and asked.
"Moxi, it's just a little numb~~" Jie Zuo stuck out his tongue, and the bitten face was obviously swollen.
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