Abnormal items

Chapter 415 The most annoying person

"You are looking for death!!" The old woman was completely angered by Jie Zuo.

The eight scythe-like legs kept falling towards Jie Zuo, but Jie Zuo was like a slippery loach, dodging left and right but not hitting him.

"No, no, no one really can't see this money, right?"

Jie Zuo's words were like adding fuel to the fire, and the expression on the old woman's face was already very ferocious.

"Is this how you, an adult, deal with sleep problems?" M mocked mercilessly, then took out a strange-looking gun from his waist.

"Bang~~"

M's pistol sprayed out flames, similar to the pistol Lena used.

The bullet hitting the old woman's body also had a corresponding alchemical effect, but it was not as exaggerated as Lina's gun.

"It's in a hurry, it's in a hurry!!" Jie Zuozuo shouted as he ran, with an expression on his face full of excitement.

M's leg was seriously injured. Although the medical solution was applied, it did not take effect immediately.

Seeing that Ji Zuo was leading the big spider towards him, he hurriedly shouted: "Don't come over!"

Unexpectedly, Xie Zuo became even more excited and rushed in the direction of M.

The old woman was obviously furious. She straightened her body upright and chased with only her back two legs. The remaining six legs slashed at Jie Zuo's body one after another.

"It's over..." As the distance got closer and closer, the expression on M's face gradually became desperate.

He is not like Jie Zuo, who can be resurrected even if he is chopped into pieces.

Seeing that it was unable to cut Jie Zuo, the big spider turned back and a transparent silk thread spurted out, hitting Jie Zuo's back of the head.

When M closed his eyes and waited for death, he suddenly found that the two people in front of him had stopped moving.

The expression on Jie Zuo's face still maintained that crazy smile, and the big spider behind him also maintained the posture of spinning silk.

M shook his head, a little confused as to what happened.

…………

In a daze, Jie Zuo found that the surrounding environment had changed.

Now I am standing in a busy street.

The streets were busy with people coming and going.

Looking at the clothes of the people around me, it seems like I have arrived in ancient times.

"Ugh..." Jie Zuo pondered for a while, then grabbed a girl and said, "I am a policeman, you marry me now, otherwise the world will be destroyed."

Seeing Jie Zuo's serious expression, the girl immediately broke away from Jie Zuo's hand and ran away: "Ah~~ You're a gangster!"

Jie Zuo was also startled, and followed the girl, shouting as he ran: "Rogue? Where did the gangster come from? I'm so scared, don't leave me~~"

The crowd was so crowded that Xie Zuo was left behind after just a few intersections.

At the intersection, Jie Zuo suddenly saw a few familiar faces.

If I remember correctly, these people were the comatose people on that floor.

Without hesitation, Jie Zuo stepped forward and patted one of them on the shoulder.

The man turned around, and a big slap gradually enlarged in his eyes.

"Pa~~~"

The sound was loud and the man was dumbfounded. He covered his face and looked at Jie Zuo who was slapping him.

Jie Zuo came over excitedly: "How is it? Does it hurt?"

"Nonsense! Who are you! Why are you hitting me?!" The man was very angry, grabbed Jie Zuo's neck collar, and wanted to do it.

Jie Zuo stretched out a finger and shook it from side to side: "Hey, hey, don't worry, I just want to know if this is a dream!"

"Then why don't you slap yourself in the face!"

"I'm stupid, it hurts so much to slap yourself in the face." Jie Zuo rolled his eyes.

These words were really irritating, and the man felt that he would be very sorry if he didn't beat him.

Just as his fist was about to fall on Jie Zuo's face, Jie Zuo spoke again: "Don't you realize that this world is fake?"

The man was stunned and struggled a bit: "What do you mean?"

"It means that you are actually the savior. We all live in a virtual world. If you don't believe it, I will prove it to you." Jie Zuo smiled half-heartedly, which made the man feel a little embarrassed.

After thinking for a while, the man let go of Xie Zuo: "How do you prove it?"

Jie Zuo snorted coldly and walked to a wall: "Because the world is false, I can pass through the wall as long as I want."

The man expressed disbelief, and Jie Zuo didn't say any more nonsense. He hugged the man and said, "Huh! It's a shame!"

Saying that, he hit the wall...

"Dong——"

When Jie Zuo woke up again, he found himself in a small room.

There was a hot towel on his head, and the man I met on the street was sitting at the table next to him, reading something.

"Uh... I said I made a mistake, would you believe it?"

The man saw Xie Zuo waking up and put down the things in his hands: "Who are you?"

Jie Zuo rubbed the knot on his forehead: "I am a prophet, and you are called a bird!"

"What?" The man was confused: "My name is Bird?"

"Neo, I'm talking about Neo." Jie Zuo repeated.

The man scratched his head: "But my name is not Neo, my name is Sarson."

Sarson looked at the strange guy on the bed. He didn't save him because of the crazy things Jie Zuo said.

But Sarson himself believed that there was a strong sense of dissonance in this world, especially after seeing Jie Zuo, this sense of discord became even stronger.

It seems that something is coming out of my memory, but I can't grasp the key thing.

"What are you thinking about?" Jie Zuo got out of bed and asked curiously.

"Nothing?" Sarson did not answer Jie Zuo, but looked directly into Jie Zuo's eyes: "You said this world is false, do you have any evidence?"

"Good guy, I'll be honest! You still want me to hit the wall?" Jie Zuo pointed at Sarson's nose and asked, as if the other party was some heinous criminal.

Sarson was a little helpless: "No one asked you to hit the wall, okay?"

"I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen..." Jie Zuo covered his ears and kept shaking his head.

Sarson stopped talking.

"You should explain it to me!"

"no……"

"I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen..."

Seeing that Sarson stopped talking again, Jie Zuo put down the hand covering his ears: "So love will disappear, right? Now you don't even explain it! Divorce!!"

"Huh?" Sarson was almost going crazy. He regretted so much that he had saved him. Wouldn't it be better to let him crash to death on the street?

Sarson didn't say anything, just looked at Jie Zuo.

The atmosphere suddenly became awkward. Jie Zuo scratched his face and said, "Um... I'm sorry. I seemed to be too deep into the drama."

Taking a deep breath, Sarson asked Jie Zuo: "Forget it, what are you going to do?"

"Well, do you have any friends?" Jie Zuo suddenly approached Sarson and asked sinisterly.

"What do you want to do?" Sarson looked at Jie Zuo warily.

"Hey hey hey, help me find someone to put brackets on with a smile first."

This was the first time Sarson had seen Jie Zuo's strange expression, and he couldn't react for a while.

…………

Somewhere, the old woman was looking around in disbelief: "Why? Why was I even dragged in?"

But after the initial panic, the old woman returned to normal, with a sneer on her lips: "Huh! So what if I come in, this is my world!"

Thanks to Sweet Sweets, Black Cat, Little Cutie Newton Ming and two unnamed book friends for their tips.

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