About my hopeless brother and sister

About My Incorrigible Sibling, Chapter 3.

The president sat helplessly on the ground, like a young girl who had been abandoned, and with a chocolaty look reached out to wipe the tears that were not there.

Looking at my sister like this, I slowly put down the bowl I was holding, sighed, stood up, walked over to her, and sat down in front of her. Keeping my head down, I slowly organized my words. Do I hate my sister? It wasn't annoying, well, really, I really didn't hate the sister, but I felt that there were things that she should be made to understand, and if she didn't, it wouldn't be good for either of us.

I breathed in gently, then touched my sister's head, closed my eyes, then opened them, and shouted out.

"Because someone else's sister isn't a perverted sister who wears her brother's pajamas and underwear and still sleeps with her brother's pants in her arms and even attacks him often at night!"

My sister raised her head, startled, and looked at me with what seemed to be real tears in her eyes, she gently tilted her head up, took a deep breath, then exhaled, and with a soft smile, raised her head, looked up at me, smiled, and said, "I'm sorry, brother, perhaps, I was too excited.... "

"It's good to know, it doesn't matter, we're family..."

Well, it's good to know that there's salvation if you know it's wrong, after all, I think perversion is just an attribute that should be able to be eradicated.

"But I don't think it's perverted to wear your brother's pajamas and underwear and still sleep with your brother's pants in your arms or even attack your brother at night a lot because that's what I do, do you think I'm a pervert? Is perversion that pretty? Ah....wait, don't go brother! Don't go! Don't close the door! Brother brother brother brother brother!!!! Let's love each other! Brother brother brother brother brother you open the door!!!"

Well, I admit that I was wrong, and that the attribute of perversion is, in any case, not saved.

Chapter 3 on my fighting weekend.

The weekend is something that is just as important to everyone as the question I asked in the beginning. Everyone's weekend is different, I guess, but I think the one thing that everyone should have is a sleep-in morning...ah, no, maybe noon, or even afternoon.

Theoretically speaking, sleep is not something that can be stored, or rather, the only things that humans can store are memories, knowledge, and such strange and insubstantial things. And actions or states like "sleep" should not be stored.

But I think the point of sleeping a natural awakening on the weekend is that it is not the state of sleep as such that humans store, but rather this disembodied feeling of comfort and pleasure after sleeping a natural awakening.

So the question remains, if this is what humans store, how much of this feeling can be stored for the human brain? Theoretically this feeling should be stored infinitely, but no matter how much you sleep, there will always be situations where you can't sleep, so how do you explain this?

Well, maybe we can define this sleep as "camel sleep", where the hump is a fixed size, and there may be a hump in the human brain that stores such a thing as sleep, but we're not sure how big it is in what part of the brain.

Well, I think I'm going to get a little wordy with this kind of nonsense, but don't you see a certain Nishio doing the same thing? Ah, crap made up can be fiction, right.

Rolled over, opened my eyes, and somewhat reluctantly closed them again. But waking up in this state is an irreversible chemical reaction, and trying to sleep through it again is going to be a new reaction. But the cost of sleeping through it again is too high, and all my muscles and joints are urging me to sit up, and I can't sleep anyway, so why should I force myself to sleep through it again.

Sitting up and looking at my watch, it's 10:30, and getting up to wash up is almost like getting ready for lunch. Some days my weekends are just stuck thinking about what I'm going to have for lunch and what I'm going to have for dinner.

Walk to the door in my pajamas and unlock it. In order to prevent some pervert from sneaking in on me in the middle of the night, I made it a habit to lock the door at night.

"Sister LOVE!"

Just as I pulled the door open, my body received a heavy blow. A strange black object that seemed to have been lurking for a long time rushed over at great speed, then jumped up and hugged my head tightly. Well, this scene seems like I've seen in some collection anime where the big idiot rushes over and hugs Daidian's head.

He fell on his back and the back of his head came into close contact with the ground.

It's so dark in front of my eyes that I can barely breathe. I'm sure countless gentlemen are craving for something like a wash, but I can tell you in no uncertain terms right now that the feeling is worse than dying.

"Brother brother brother brother brother...I want a good morning kiss...good morning kiss good morning kiss...ah, it's noon...then good morning kiss and good afternoon kiss one Get up!!! Kisses~"

Then there was a stormy attack.

Sorry, maybe the next scene will be psychologically uncomfortable for minors, so I'll just skip it.

Screw on the faucet, hang up the towel, look at myself in the mirror, well, no lipstick on my face, and remove the mouthwash cup. Replace the Chairman's toothbrush inside the gargling cup with my own... Ah, damn, my toothbrush is now in the Chairman's gargling cup... Silently pull open the drawer, take out a new toothbrush from inside, open it, squeeze the toothpaste on, and gargle.

The president had my hands tied with a belt, the other end tied to a table leg, and a sock stuffed in his mouth. I'm sure the president was expecting me to stuff my unwashed sock, but I'm really sorry that I'm a very hygienic person and I would never allow anything other than an unwashed pair of socks to exist on my feet, and I must wash my own socks every day, because that would definitely give some pervert an opportunity to take advantage of it.

Walked up to the president and pulled the sock from her mouth. Then, looking askance at her, said, "Explain."

"Brother's socks! Very fragrant...wooooooo!!!"

Better tuck it back in.

I was about to turn away when one of my own feet was violently wrapped around two strange things... Well, it looks like I should get another belt to tie her feet as well... The above were my thoughts before I fell down. Those two feet wrapped around my calves as sensitively as a snake and then violently dragged me down, then the chairman who was clearly my tied up actually broke free of the belt, reached out and violently pressed my waist, and jumped onto my back.

It was heavy!

I feel like I'm all smashed into a mazza by this, well, you probably don't know what a mazza is, it's something you used to step on in order to get on the back of a horse when you were riding, you really can't do it, just go to Baidu, don't ask a poor man who is being sat on the back by a man who weighs nearly ninety pounds.

"Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, brother, brother, you are still too young, before the love for your brother, but sister can do anything, quick, quick, let's make love to do things!"

"Hey! What are you doing? Don't take my pants off!"

It's tied up! My hands are tied with a belt instead! The president flipped me over sharply and sat on my legs, reaching for my pants with a smile that would get me arrested by the police... well, pajamas don't come with belts... pajama pants... I think I might be unprotected this time....

How is that possible!!! I'd rather die than give in! I'm still saving my first time for Qin Lan, why would I give it to a pervert!

"Get off me, you idiot!"

"Huh? Idiot? I'm the top mind in the senior division! Even if you're so smart, aren't you panting underneath me right now? Ahahahaha, brother brother brother brother...let's make children!!!"

"I wish you'd put that brain of yours in its proper place! Now get your ass down there and get ready for your entrance exam! Get the hell out of here!"

"I wouldn't! I want my brother's body and soul! Come on come on!"

Even though my legs were struggling, my pants were ripped off nearly halfway down to the last barrier! No, no, no! It's absolutely impossible! I can't be killed in action, there are times when the killer is going to have to use his weapon now, and now is the time to be in danger!

"Sister! I love you!"

I closed my eyes and yelled.

It was like a magical spell, it seemed like the whole world stood still in time, the Chairman's hand on my pants stopped violently, I could even feel the Chairman's body sitting on my lap heating up violently, I opened my eyes to see a confused Chairman, her face raised an unnatural flush, even her ears turned red, her whole body started shaking and she lost her strength sitting on me.

"Brother...brother...brother...brother to me...to me ...watch...watch...confess!!!!! Aaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!"

The would-be president fiercely reached up and covered his face, uttering strange words that he didn't know were in that language, as if he was a primitive who had finally hunted a mammoth successfully, or a beast roaring like a mating beast.

"No...no brother...ahahahahaha...ahahahahahaha...this kind of thing...this kind of thing...ahahahahaha...no...it can't be...ahahahahaha...we...we...we...ahahahahahaha...we can't get a license...but...but...but I absolutely can...let us...let us...let us...ahahahahahahahaha...we...ahahahahahahaha...we'll have a perfect family..."

My sister was holding her face and shaking me around, occasionally letting out meaningless growls and laughter, the whole thing was like madness, I wish I could show the people who envisioned the chairman as the goddess they now see in their eyes, I think that group of people would be disillusioned with their lives.

So here's my killer weapon, as much as I hate to use it, but

Pumping his leg and kicking it up.

"Today's lunch is yesterday's chicken ah...can't you make something I want to eat, brother?"

My sister looked at the small bowl of chicken on the table in front of her and frowned at me. I put my chopsticks on the table and then served the rice in front of the two of them, sat down in my seat, ignoring my sister, and said.

"Eat or get out."

"Ah... no... brother is still so cold... no... ...How I want to feel so badly, hmm...brother did you confess to me? No, no, no...why do I feel like I've lost my memory of half an hour ago?"

My sister looked at the chopsticks in front of her and closed her eyes in serious thought.

"How is it possible, you're sleeping silly."

I closed my eyes and slowly chewed the food in my mouth, the human brain is something that is more difficult to think about, don't you see that in Korean dramas it often happens that you get hit by a car or something and lose your memory as a result, of course this is something that has been spat out countless times, but there are times when it really happens, like right now, after the CPU gets hit hard after intense heat, it looks like a person can really lose their memory at that time.

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