Abyss Express
Chapter 235: Experience in Raising Cats
On a rainy Thursday, Xueming just got off the high-speed train.
He and Xiaoqi separated in HK, and only stayed in Hengyin for two days before going back. Leaving the underground world, Fragrant Fantasy seems to have discovered a new continent, and this is the first time it has seen the lights of thousands of families in the mortal world.
The sparsely populated East Railway Station is not as simple and simple as the railway station, and there are not many drivers soliciting customers.
Fragrant Huanmeng has been following behind Xueming, staring curiously at the passing passengers——
——It holds its head in its hands and walks leisurely forward. When it is sure that these ordinary people can't see itself, it starts to get excited, and sometimes sticks to passers-by to smell their scent and observe their clothes.
Xue Ming had prepared a writing board early on. He didn't want to show too much attention. When communicating with Fenfang Huanmeng, he always expressed simple instructions through the writing board. In order not to be seen by others as a psychopath talking to himself in the air.
"come over."
Fenfang Huanmeng immediately ran to Xueming's side, she was an obedient cat.
"I said, what should I call you?"
Xue Ming bought a ticket for an intercity bus, checked the nucleic acid code with the staff at the ticket office, patted Fragrant Huanmeng on the back, and headed to the bus platform with Hunwei.
"How do you want to call me?"
Fen Fang Huan Meng pondered: "Calling you master?"
Xueming smiled: "Come on?"
Fenfang Huanmeng: "Then we are the other way around? I want to ask you this question, how should you call me?"
Xue Ming: "Fragrant dream?"
The big cat immediately stuck out its tongue and was dissatisfied: "You despise this name so much! Super disgusted!"
"Yes, it's too long." Listening to the pattering rain, Xue Ming saw a bus pull into the station in the distance: "I put my life in your hands, if it's because your mouth is so slow, you won't be able to comprehend it." What I mean is that we just held hands and went to the Palace of the King of Hell to report, how unfair it would be."
Iron Cat's eyes lit up, and he grabbed the armrest of the bus and got on the bus first: "Then you can call me [SD]——I remember that guy named Dulan called me that on the plane. "
"Okay." Jiang Xueming found a seat and sat down, and the big cat also sat next to Xueming.
"Then let's say it like this!" Fenfang Huanmeng compared her thumbs, a bit like her mother Aorun Mingde in the form of a female imp: "You call me [SD], I call you Gunsmith, we Never drag each other down, never take advantage of each other."
Jiang Xueming: "Taking advantage?"
Fragrant Dream: "Yes! Did you think about something before?"
Jiang Xueming: "Tell me in detail."
The big cat pinched its fingers, and glanced out of the window involuntarily, as if watching the chaotic raindrops, the mountains and the Yuming River in the distance.
Fenfang Huanmeng sat cross-legged on a plastic chair, and after a long time finally said: "You have thought in your heart whether I, Hunwei, are your child—right?"
"Indeed." Jiang Xueming said bluntly, after all, he had nothing to hide from his soul: "I'm still curious, are you a male cat or a female cat?"
Fenfang Huanmeng immediately grinned meanly and said, "Want to know? Are you coming to take off my skirt armor? Come and try?"
"Let's forget it." Jiang Xueming casually drew a big red cross on the writing board: "You and BOSS are too similar."
Whether it's the posture when it curls up, the expression of nail clippers grinding its claws, or the pair of golden eyes emerging from the iron helmet, the kind of cleverness, and the vitality that can't stop for a moment when it hears the sound—— Jiang Xueming even thought that this soul power was actually the external incarnation of the boss.
Leaning on the window sill, Jiang Xueming began to observe the scenery on the road as the bus started, and asked casually, "SD, how much do you know about my past?"
Fenfang Huanmeng replied without thinking: "I am your soul, of course I know everything!"
Jiang Xueming: "But you make me feel very strange."
Fragrant Fantasy: "Normal, every day when you look in the mirror, you will be so handsome that you laugh."
Jiang Xueming: "Really?"
Fragrant Dream: "You can't see it, but I can feel it."
Jiang Xueming: "What else?"
Fragrant Dream: "Your left arm biceps is a little stronger than your right arm, and the muscle structure is different from what you guessed—in fact, you are more anxious, and you always feel that your left hand is not strong enough. After special training, your right hand is now holding you back. .”
Jiang Xueming: "Thank you."
Fragrant Huanmeng hugged Xueming's shoulders: "You're welcome!"
Things got weird——
——Xue Ming wrote in the notepad.
"Rather than saying that Fragrant Dream is my spiritual body, it is more like a teacher who knows my physical body and mental state like the back of the palm of my hand."
"Yeah, right, right." Fenfang Huanmeng pushed Xue Ming's arm and wrote more words on the notebook.
Jiang Xueming followed the handwriting and muttered: "Respect it, treat it as a brother, as an elder, it is best to set up a shrine for it, make a statue of it, and send some tribute to it every day. Although the spirit body can't taste it, some people believe it. it, it will definitely respond”
After writing this, Jiang Xueming started laughing.
"Is this learned from the boss?"
"It's only half right!" Fenfang Huanmeng clasped her hands in front of her chest, with a high-spirited look on her face, "The half in the front is the frame that Ao Ruan Mingde put up, and the half in the back! It's Wen Bucai." Master taught me."
Jiang Xueming finally remembered this incident—at first, he was hanging on the back seat of Mr. Wen Bucai, and he heard the VIP roaring from his heart.
Whenever someone is calling for help and wants to save someone from water and fire, he can't control his legs and wants to run towards the caller.
The experience on the journey forged this spiritual body and forged Jiang Xueming's soul.
He is no longer the popsicle boy he was a year ago - even if it is a piece of cold and hard iron.
"It has long been melted into hot molten iron by meteors falling from the sky!" Fenfang Huanmeng shouted comfortably: "Jiang Xueming! I am you! I am you!"
"It's weird." Jiang Xueming tilted his head and murmured softly, "Am I that cheerful?"
"Officer Jessica told us!" Fragrant Dream emphasized: "Human blood smells like iron! It smells like iron! You must say this in a very handsome tone! Although Officer Jessica herself Don’t know what it means either—but it just works.”
If Jiang Xueming, who is far away in the FE204863 universe, knows about this, he will shed saliva and tears of envy and regret.
The buildings outside the window seem to be rushing back, and the bungalows in the villages and towns along the way are connected to the green fields.
Xue Ming liked this feeling, watching the horizon move slowly, and the strong sunlight of midsummer appeared between the sky and the earth.
When the rain hit the glass, it immediately turned into fine sprays, with the smell of mud.
There was a chorus of crickets and frogs, and it was as if all the life force burst through everything in an instant.
"What other characteristics? You can tell me slowly."
Hunwei looked out with Xueming, and immediately replied without thinking: "Aren't you curious whether I am a male cat or a female cat? Of course I am a male cat! Are you a woman? It's just that I look younger, Because."
"I know—we're still young, and it's too early to turn into adults with frowning faces." Xue Ming has already learned to answer quickly.
"There are more and more!" Iron Cat continued, "I don't like places with a lot of people, and I feel uncomfortable when I'm stared at by many people."
Xueming: "Mr. A Ling?"
Steel Cat: "I want to get off work on time, and I don't want to exert extra effort, but I will definitely carry out your orders completely, just like a knight guarding you! I will definitely fulfill my mission!"
Xue Ming: "It's Jack Martin."
Iron Cat: "I hate boring material, if one thing is too dull"
Xue Ming: "Mr. Victor."
Iron Cat: "I'm so proud! I can't stand being wronged! If someone says something is wrong with me, I'll go and prove it to him right away!"
Xue Ming: "It's Jason Megan."
The imprints left by these morpho butterflies when they flapped their wings indirectly gave birth to [Fragrant Fantasy Dream]——
——Like a baby's nanny, it remembers everything clearly.
Every time SD said a word, Xueming would draw a sketch on the writing board, hand the eraser to Hunwei, and when he was satisfied with it, he would quickly erase the pencil marks on the board. This scene made the eyes of the kid in the back seat straighten.
When the bus arrived, Jiang Xueming walked out with an umbrella, to the sidewalk of Pingyang Agricultural University.
Fenfang Huanmeng got into the umbrella, and seemed to hate being in the rain, so it chatted with Xueming.
"Do you know? Every time you are sad, I live in your heart, and the tears are like pouring rain, falling down!"
Xue Ming: "Okay, I get it. Meteor told you this part - from "Bleach". Do you also want to give Zhanyue to me?"
"Hey!" Fenfang Huanmeng was quite embarrassed, but she wanted to finish her sentence: "When Bailu fell ill, my Goddess Wuwu was on top—your heart was like a mountain torrent erupting, and I was just a little bit away. Leaving your body."
"I care about this sister very much." Jiang Xueming emphasized: "SD, you should know that in this city, it's not that easy to be a good person. I didn't take the path of breaking the law and committing crimes just because I wanted to be a good person for her." Good role model."
"I know, I know. I know—" Fenfang Huanmeng nodded all the way, followed Xueming to the outside of the milk tea shop: "—your next question is related to 9527."
"Yes." Xueming stopped at the small platform of the food delivery place, discussing with Hunwei: "What do you think of her?"
Fragrant Huanmeng immediately said, "She's so hot that it's smoking."
Jiang Xueming was very surprised: "Really? You really think so?"
Fragrant Dream's expression suddenly became ambiguous, as if Tom the Bad Cat was discussing how to set a trap for Jerry.
"Well, I won't lie to you, I am your soul."
Jiang Xueming: "How spicy?"
Fragrant Dream immediately said, "Do you remember the clothes she wore before Christmas when she came to you wearing a little reindeer?"
Jiang Xueming: "Remember."
Fragrant dream: "At that time, your brain was crazily secreting hormones. At that moment, when you smelled the perfume and sweat pheromones on her body, to use the more euphemistic context of your humans, you fell in love at first sight."
Jiang Xueming: "How about a non-euphemistic way of saying it?"
Fen Fanghuan thought about it, but it was more tactful, because it was Jiang Xueming's soul, and she couldn't be straightforward about it: "You want to buy a new little reindeer with her."
Jiang Xueming: "It's really strange."
"It's nothing to be surprised about." Fenfang Huanmeng helped Xueming put away the umbrella: "That signal is too obvious. You are still in the state of an egg and are heading towards pupation. You can't sleep enough all day long, but when you see Bai Qingqing, I will cheer up, rely on the dopamine secreted in my head to maintain my actions, change her shoes, and wipe her mouth. Neither body nor mind can lie, let alone me?"
Jiang Xueming: "I thought it would be earlier, so it was then?"
"It's just an image, and it's a relatively obvious feature!" Fenfang Huanmeng was very clever, and immediately changed the way of saying: "It's like a child growing up slowly, there is really someone who can be sure when he fell in love with a person." Human?"
Facing the top priority of life, Jiang Xueming was still a little apprehensive: "Do you think we are suitable?"
"It couldn't be more suitable!" Fenfang Huanmeng declared loudly, like a wedding master of ceremonies: "What are you worried about? Let me guess?"
This quick-witted and active Hunwei immediately wove a pair of wings for himself, pretending to be fierce like a mad butterfly.
"Worried that her transformation is too slow? You can't protect her well?"
Immediately after it took off the armor, its cheeks instantly thinned, as if it had been drained, and it became weak and weak.
"Worrying about life after marriage makes you dizzy, does the firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea make you empty?"
He also saw it hugging a baby made of steel armor, winking at Xueming.
"Worried about your first child?"
A kitten doll emerged from its swaddling womb, making a wicked smile.
"Like a demon king in chaos?"
Jiang Xueming felt very confused, is this really his soul?
With such a strong desire to perform, it seems that there is endless talk and endless work.
In the end, Fenfang Huanmeng returned to its original state and uttered Xueming's truest thoughts.
"The future will be handled by you in the future, gunsmith, we still have a lot of time."
Jiang Xueming thought for a long time, and finally said: "You won't come to my bridal chamber on the wedding night, will you?"
Fenfang Huanmeng blinked her eyes and didn't reply for a long time.
Jiang Xueming: "No, right?"
Fragrant Dream: "Without your order, I will never run out."
Jiang Xueming: "You swear."
Fragrant Dream: "I swear."
Right now, right now—
——Ye Bei maintains a very high synchronization rate with his bad cat.
They squatted in front of the gate of the milk tea shop, looked at Jiang Xueming, and heard the performance of Fragrant and Fantasy.
Ye Bei's jaw almost fell to the ground, and his ghost's physique is completely capable of dislocating his jaw, which is extremely difficult.
Qiongqi is exactly the same as the good minion, proving that the cat is really liquid, just rolled up its overlong tongue, put it in its mouth and put it away.
Ye Bei: "How did he do it?"
Qiongqi: "How did it do it?"
Seeing an acquaintance, Xue Ming pulled his spirit body back into his physical body, and greeted him with a smile on his face.
"Brother Ye Bei! I'm back!"
Immediately after, he went to hug the guide of his life, and Qiongqi jumped back on Ye Bei's shoulders at the right time, his eyes widened, he was observing the soul in Xue Ming's body, his nose wriggled, trying to smell the 梼杌 carefully.
"Oh! Wow. My Nuwa Empress"
At that time, this bad cat had filled up about 150,000 words of inhumanity, all of which were made up, without a word of truth.
Ye Bei greeted as usual: "Don't come here, male lead!"
When hearing this sentence again, Xue Ming was suddenly in a daze for no reason. Time is really a wonderful thing. The last time I heard this sentence was a year ago. In just a short year, many things happened.
"Brother, where have you been?" Xue Ming followed Ye Bei to the store.
There are not many people in the milk tea shop, and the students will not run out of the university city on a rainy day.
While cleaning up the front desk, Ye Bei greeted the freshmen who were working and studying, and asked them to leave work early. Turn around and talk to Xue Ming.
"Slovenia, there is a spiritual disaster there, so I will go there to fight monsters."
Qiongqi stuck out his little paw to poke and touch Xueming, his eyes were full of curiosity, and when he heard the old words that popped out of Ye Bei's mouth, he immediately corrected him.
"Fight the beast."
Ye Bei: "Yes, yes, fight the disaster beast."
Xueming immediately became interested: "What is it?"
Ye Bei shook his head and sighed: "It's either a natural disaster or a man-made disaster. I just fight and investigate its background and origin. That's the job of the Intelligence Department."
As soon as Xueming sat down, Brother Beizi brought hot tea and snacks, and his service skills were second to none.
"Brother, you called me back, do you have anything to order?"
"Yes!" Ye Bei responded, and immediately walked to the warehouse, and saw him holding a stack of materials: "Hungry Ghost Festival is coming soon, do you know what this means?"
Xue Ming: "It means that the Ghost Festival is coming soon."
Qiongqi: "Is the kung fu you put here and here inherited in the same strain?"
"Hahahahaha!~" Ye Bei first laughed, and then immediately regained his composure, switching expressions very quickly: "It has no sense of humor, please be considerate."
Xue Ming: "I probably understand, Brother Ye Bei, it's the spiritual disasters on the ground that can't be dealt with, and you want me to help?"
Ye Bei divided one-third of the files, a total of four files, and placed them in front of Xue Ming. This tough man suddenly knelt down in front of Xue Ming.
"Please! My brother! I have to rest on Saturday and Sunday, let alone the spiritual disaster outside. If I don't make it back to make soup for my wife, she will be transformed into a spiritual disaster on the spot!"
Xueming slowly helped Brother Bei Zi up, feeling very surprised——
"—Okay."
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