Abyss Express
Chapter 294 Encore② Grandpa's Tea
Foreword:
I read the past life, countless kalpas.
The riot in Hedland lasted only 30 minutes. The patriarch's sentries passed on rumors, distributed weapons and keys to the prisoners, and the bruising chaos caused by the prison escape between the war gangs was resolved by several leaders with one sentence. .
"Staying on the precarious platform zero and working hard for the Mad Butterfly Cult, it would be better to stay in a big hotel."
Sometimes you have to sigh the charm of video games.
Like other teat music projects, it can not only wear down people's will, but also turn any serious, terrifying, and extremely intense hatred and desire into a peaceful and joyful life.
Almost immediately, the grievances between the Tyrannosaurus Warriors Gang and the Falcon Gang were all over in a fight with weapons, and the members of the Hongmen Association's Martial Arts Hall stood up as peacemakers, and finally sent all the injured felons to ... go to therapy.
The old butler Edward and Link went out together——
——The "Saturn Devouring His Son" in the cloakroom has been replaced, and a new painting called "Liberty Leading the People" has been hung.
The gray-bearded vampire chatted with the doorman without a word.
Edward said: "Lawrence Madison's six cadres are almost dead, like Saturn's six children."
Link said: "There are still two serious criminals who are still alive. They escaped from us."
Edward felt disappointed, looked at the sun that was fading away in the sky, and walked out from the lobby porch: "Duran and Sissy?"
Link nodded: "Will they come back to serve their sentences?"
Edward: "I'm afraid I don't have this chance. Most of the people related to Lawrence will be sentenced to death."
Link: "What a pity."
Edward: "What? You still think we can hold a new wedding in our prison?"
Link: "The cake made by Terina and Jelo is delicious, I want to eat it again."
Edward: "Hey."
Link: "What crime did you commit, old friend? I've been here for many, many years in this position, making love to people, connecting people from Hedland to the outside world - I'm curious, like How could a blood-granting monster of your age be willing to stay here?"
Edward: "It's simple—do you want to hear it?"
Link: "I won't offend you, will I?"
Edward: "I'm old enough to be your grandfather, Little Link, even though you also look like you have a gray beard and white hair - but you don't even say [you], which is an offense in itself."
Link put on airs: "I won't offend you, will I?"
Edward laughed, showing four fangs: "Hahahahahaha! Of course not!"
Link was silent——
——Waiting for old friends to talk about their past, although this is taboo in Hedland.
After all, when you go to prison, as long as you don't say what crime you have committed, you will be respected by others. After all, these scumbags will only be more ruthless than you, how rampant they are, and how they violence the victims. The hidden pornographic CDs were sent to Hedland. When everyone heard the hero narrating the past, they would also feel inexplicably embarrassed.
"I live in a small town in America. The place is desolate and backward. It's called Minston, and many places are called Minston. You don't have to care where it is." Edward said: "When I was young At that time, there were many bandits and tyrants, and the laws of each state were different, and if the sheriff couldn't control the matter, a reward would be posted, and the state government would hire border arbitrators to specialize in eliminating robbers and robbers in the wilderness."
Link: "Have you ever been a policeman?"
Edward: "No, I'm just a border arbiter, not a legal policeman."
Saying so, old Edward made gestures, as if hugging a heavy treasure chest, and said with a smile.
"There is a lot of oil and water, you know, border arbitrators are not like sheriffs, we can hunt freely and have a license to kill."
Link suddenly realized: "Oh oh oh"
Edward nodded: "When you meet a powerful robber, say a few nice words to fool them, and commit crimes together with the robbers. When you meet a weak thief, you immediately become an envoy of justice, and take their heads to receive the reward. Just a single itinerant merchant or gold digger, and they'll be my dinner—that's what I used to do for a living, and I thought I was doing pretty well enough to live to tell you the story."
Link: "How did you become a blood granting monster?"
"Winter in Minston is very sad." Edward said emphatically, "According to Indian legends, when there is not enough food to survive the winter, there will be devils who can eat people-those big devils with antlers like human flesh, but they are actually hungry. Losing their sanity, devouring ogres of their own kind."
Back to the United States more than a hundred years ago, Edward decided to start from scratch.
"At that time, the county government asked the border arbitrators to go hunting in the mountains in winter and pay bounties to collect wild boar and grizzly bear meat. I couldn't fight these beasts, so I went back to my hometown to rest. At that time, I was shot in the knee of my right leg. There are hidden wounds, and you can't go far."
"When I went to the tavern to buy medicine, there was a twelve-year-old girl named Penny—the same name as the tattooed girl in Sweet Lake City, a coincidence."
Link: "Hahahaha. So when you see Penny, you always bring her some candy?"
Edward smiled at first.
"Next time I will bring Wangzai QQ candy. She suddenly likes Chinese snacks. Recently, she is still studying the technique of tattooing Chinese characters, but her Chinese is not good. When I saw the word [love] on the forehead of a prisoner last time, I felt See if she's seen too much Naruto."
Link: "Of course not—there is still a difference between Japan and China."
Edward: "Not really, do you know how to anger a Chinese in the shortest time?"
Link: "Would you like to hear more about it?"
Edward: "To his face, call him a Japanese."
Link: "Hahahahahahahaha"
Edward went on: "Don't interrupt me, old boy. I've got to go on. Where did I get?"
Link reminded: "It's just Penny, Penny from more than a hundred years ago, that's all."
"Oh yes! Penny asked me to buy her. Buy her for sixteen dollars." Edward said jokingly, "A twelve-year-old girl is like a shy rose."
Link: "My God. You won't."
Edward smiled and waved his hands: "I have committed murder and arson. It's not my fault. It's all done in accordance with the order of the state government. If I don't do this, I will starve to death—an arbitrator who is more powerful than me will shoot me." Smash my knees, take the criminals I've worked so hard to catch, and take their corpses for the reward."
"But I can't handle this little girl, Link—do you understand? I think we're human because we take care of our kids, we teach them to read, and we keep them alive. Remember how we lived , live better than us.”
Link took a deep breath and turned his head to look at the old vampire.
Edward continued.
"I asked Penny—"
"—why did you sell yourself?"
"Penny just said—"
"—Mother was seriously ill, my father went to San Francisco to pan for gold, and my grandfather sold slaves in the Greenbelt of Kansas, and never came back. Maybe he was robbed. She didn't want to sell herself to receive guests. Seeing a tall and big boy like me, But he hurt his leg, so he must need a woman to take care of him, so he wanted to sell himself."
"I'll go on - you're only twelve years old, you can't be my bride."
"Penny is not convinced, but she just keeps crying. If she can't find the money, she won't be able to save her mother."
"I think it's a losing business, if I get caught by this little bitch, I'll never get out of Minston again - I'm a poor guy with a bloody knee, I can't even do farm work .”
"But I have no choice. It seems that my knee has its own thoughts. I walked outside the tavern door, and it became more and more disobedient. I went to the second floor of the tavern. When I went up the stairs, it started to feel hot and bloody. into the joint until I pushed open the swing door on the second-floor bay. Carried Penny out, and went home with her, carried her mother into the snowstorm, paid for a carriage—groom to take Let's go to the nearest fox fair and find a doctor."
Link: "Is her mother okay?"
"It's almost hopeless. Modern medicine is called tuberculosis, and it's a terminal illness." Edward shook his head and pursed his lips: "My worry was right. Sure enough, there are obstacles waiting for us—winter hunting has compressed the scope of activities of gangsters. The arbitrators and magistrates ran to the mountains, and they also wanted to catch the bandits hiding in the valley. They not only wanted to eat bear meat, but also wanted more money to buy turkeys for Christmas. The robbers had nowhere to escape, so they I have to run out of the mountains and find food around the town."
"I met two groups of robbers and fought bloody battles with these people. I thought I was crazy. How could I do such a dangerous thing for this orphan and widow? The groom was the first to die. I went to the car to find him The snuff bottle, when he turned around, he disappeared—perhaps he was shot to death and fell into the mud by the side of the road, and he didn’t hear a single movement.”
"I don't remember how many people I killed, but it must have been no more than sixteen, because I only had twenty-one bullets—I sold . that is all."
"They came one by one—seven people came first, and there should be more later."
"After it was over, I don't remember if I was shot, maybe twice, my stomach and my left eye hurt like hell, the groom was gone, I had to go on my way."
"The wind and snow are too big. There is a big circus in the fox market. I just remember this—follow the balloons and lights in the distance, and you will definitely be able to get there."
"When I touched my forehead, I brought out a lot of red ice scum. Maybe I'm going to die—this is the best result."
"I'm thinking, I've done so many bad things, and I've done so many good things. It's like flipping a coin. Maybe I'll die in these good and bad things—maybe I'm lucky to die in Penny's hands.”
"I talked a lot with this little girl, found a lot of arrest warrants from my pocket, and told her that I did all these cases, but the people in the county government hall didn't know, so I secretly tore down the arrest warrants. , I’m afraid that one day something will come out, and now they are all useful, and I can get a lot of money by holding my head to receive the reward.”
"Penny doesn't want it, she just cries."
"The corpse attracted the ogre, and a monster followed us all the way. When we were more than two hundred feet away from the fox market, it finally determined that I was weak and dead, without any ability to resist. Maybe it was the corpse of the robber behind me. It was frozen stiffer than bacon, and it couldn't put it in its mouth, so it wanted to eat something hot."
"I raised my spirits to fight it again. When I ran out of bullets, I bit and wrestled with it. When I woke up, I became a vampire."
Link: "What about later?"
Edward was silent for a long time, and finally said.
"I woke up under the care of the voodoo doctor at the Fox Fair. Penny and her mother were gone. This bitch lied to me. I went to the county hall to investigate and found out that she went back to pick up the corpses of the robbers." , earned more than five hundred knives!"
Link said in surprise, "Where's her mother?!"
Edward: "That's a whore she paid for!"
Link: "Women are amazing"
Edward shrugged meaninglessly: "Life is like this. You always think that you are the strongest and the smartest one, and then you are played around by others."
Link: "Why didn't she cut off your head and exchange it for money?"
Edward: "We're married."
Link: "That's a big jump. Where's the middle part?"
Edward: "After four years, she came back with two children. They were picked up from Syracuse, and they recognized her as a godmother. At that time, Penny said that she could not take care of these children alone. Now she is old enough to be my bride."
Link: "Is that why you agreed?"
"Otherwise?" Edward shrugged indifferently: "I was angry at the time, and hated it so much, but when I saw the children, it was like Penny knew that I had no resistance to these little devils. That was her gold medal for avoiding death! She Using me, she knows my weakness, she almost completely manipulated me, she will talk nonsense and put all the responsibility on me! Because I didn't reject her, a little girl, so she just followed suit and couldn't refuse These stinky brats!"
Link: "These reasons are not valid! Not the reason for you to marry this bad woman!"
Edward stretched out his hand, holding two invisible big treasure boxes: "She has changed from a budding to a lotus."
Link: "Oh, that's all right."
"Anyway." Edward pursed his lips, and the grandfather took a pot of Wangyou tea from the front desk: "That's it, Penny and I have lived together for a lifetime, and she never lied to me again."
Link: "Are you sure?"
Edward: "It must have been cheated, but I don't know."
Link: "Hahahahahaha"
Edward: "I like human blood very much. I don't know where this little angel came from—the two little dolls she brought me made me quit this snack and never drink blood again. Try to Eat human food."
Link: "It's amazing."
Edward: "I can't kill and suck blood in front of my children, Link, you know this. It's like a man quit smoking for a woman and becomes a hero for his children. They have to be role models."
Link: "It's amazing."
The two walked out all the way——
——Riding on the three-wheeled motorcycle, Edward sent the teapot to Link's arms, and Link sat in the cargo bed.
Edward: "When she left, I felt younger."
Link: "What does this walk mean?"
Edward: "It's poetic! Don't you fucking understand poetry? Do I have to tell you! She smokes and drinks, and is in her nineties! The bed stinks! I have to change her diaper! I Need to help her stretch her muscles! And I have to say my name over and over again! So she doesn't give all my property to someone else when she signs the will!? I almost gave her all my property to take care of! I love her! Even if she"
Edward made another gesture of lifting the treasure chest.
"Even if she doesn't have the body of Shui Furong anymore—even if she's old."
The old butler pointed to his head.
"But I remember, I remember."
Link: "Oh oh oh oh!"
Edward: "When she left, I felt younger."
Link: "Finally escaped from the clutches?"
Edward shook his head.
"I went back to the age of eight, when a border arbiter killed my parents in front of my face, just because their skin was tanned by the hot sun, and they could be taken as Indians For money. I cried for a long time, and I raised two little children with gray beards, but they advised me not to be emotional-I didn’t look like I was in my thirties at that time.”
Link: "This Penny has done a business that won't lose money."
Edward glared at Derinke fiercely.
Link immediately fell silent.
Edward did not go on with the story, nor did he say much about how he came to the Royal Headland Hotel.
They want to bring some sympathy gifts to the VIPs during this trip, which is the special product of the special tea room, and it is Wangyou tea, which is used to replenish the spiritual power consumed by the struggle and battle along the way.
When crossing the platform corridor of Huangniu Town and boarding the armed train——
——The eldest sister showed a cordial smile to Mr. Edward.
"Help me, little angel." Edward sent tea soup.
Xue Ming was only surprised: "You won't arrest me?"
Edward's eyes were sly, as if he had expected it.
"Nobody can catch you."
Everyone in the car is at risk——
——The lizardmen of the Astral Gang were trembling.
——There are two sisters Duran and Flavia embracing each other, as if they are about to say goodbye to the most important parting in their lives.
——The consuls of the forty-eight districts and their wives and daughters were ashamed.
—Lawrence has become a pool of rotten meat, beyond human form.
These people and things tell another story of the knight-errant——
——Hasbun continued to ask questions endlessly.
"Big sister! Please marry me!"
Edward retreated from the iron steps of the train and talked to Link.
"Listen, this story is not finished yet, there will always be someone to continue."
Link suddenly realized, and smiled again: "Hahahaha! Bad things are going to be bad luck!"
A cup of hot tea was delivered to the consul of the Forty-eighth District Van Persie, asking them to maintain the best mental state and explain everything clearly.
Sitting opposite the family of three, the eldest sister took off her laurels, her eyes were cold.
"Go on, drink when you're thirsty."
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