Abyss Express

Foreword:

At that time we were poor, but very happy.

— Ernest Miller Hemingway

[Part ① Time and Space Fantasy]

"204863? 204863! 204863?!"

The fragrance and fantasy exploded, and the spirit body splashed out of the gap of the iron helmet in a turbulent wave like a wave. It never expected that it would meet No. 63 again under such circumstances!

Is this guy an electronic ghost? Is it sixty-three compiled by artificial intelligence based on Jiang Xueming's thinking model?

Or, he is the high-dimensional biological deity.

"Stop thinking about it." The second brother gently patted the face of Fenfang Huanmeng: "It's me, it's me, the real me—FE204863."

Fragrant Huanmeng was almost going crazy, her two paws couldn't help picking at the iron helmet, her head was itchy, as if she was about to grow a brain.

"What are you now? Why did you become the artificial intelligence of Shinto City?"

The little cat has ten thousand reasons in mind, so FE204863 gave it a simple explanation——

——As for this [simple], it is the simplicity that Liushisan understands.

He took a deep breath, and then continued for one minute and thirty-six seconds without stopping. He was not only a top Reaper (reaper), but also a top Rapper (rapper), and he read an obscure story with Hunwei .

"First of all, when I climbed out of this kid's bathtub before this mission, you should feel that something is wrong, because I seldom have a sense of presence in this story. Every time I appear, it should be an earth-shattering event, so That slap he got was really important, it depends on the premise that God doesn't roll the dice, but the reality is that God not only rolls the dice but is also a gambler."

While talking, Liusan collected equipment and hurried on the road. He was very efficient when cleaning the battlefield, and made various gestures to let Fragrant Huanmeng go to get the bullets while listening.

"Then after I got the [key] to unlock and upgrade the ability of [Regret Medicine], I found that I could not only reverse the time for four hours, because Bai Lu's last words were no longer a demon to me. I defeated it and shattered it. It, with the help of you cutie sons of a bitch, completely got rid of the psychological shadow, and my shellshock disease was cured together. It's so fucking incredible! I want to surpass more than 100,000 parallel universes Time and Space tried their best to come to you and give you a few likes—"

"—I'm sorry, I've been talking too much since I opened my heart, and people always say that they will become talkative when they get older, just like the old grandpa and grandma in the neighborhood next to the tourist attractions often talk to all kinds of monsters and ghosts on the Internet. The red tourists are pointing, now I am also in such a state of thinking runaway. Ever since I became a high-dimensional creature beyond time and space, my brain needs to receive, process, analyze, and classify countless information. There are many moments when individuals with weak minds obtain this power It will split personality and become part of the chaotic information flow of the universe, and there are very few examples of being able to become independent high-dimensional creatures."

"Wait, wait, wait!" Fenfang Huanmeng raised her hand, telling Liushisan to slow down, "Second brother, please slow down, second brother, don't be like this, second brother"

Sixty-three pinned the pistol to the chest guard, which was very different from Xue Ming's combat habits——

——He slowed down his speech according to the request of Fragrant Dream.

"Sorry, it can't be easy. Nothing is easy for adults."

He hangs the secondary weapon on his chest, so that he can enter the axis relock shooting mode faster. The main weapon is hung on the chest with a three-point strap, all for quick shooting.

Xueming's weapon carrying method is different, and Fenfang Huanmeng knows in her heart that this guy is indeed Liushisan.

That is the training feature of SOG and SEAL Team Six. Liushisan had been trained in these teams. On the flight from Reykjavik to Hong Kong, Jiang Xueming remembered that Liusan used this shooting system and Fighting techniques.

"So." Fenfang Huanmeng was still a little worried. After all, artificial intelligence can probe the cerebral cortex of Homo sapiens and construct a personality based on memory, so it continued to ask: "Second brother."

Sixty-three: "Huh? If you have something to say, there is nothing you can't ask."

Fragrant Dream: "I heard what you just said, you are now a high-dimensional, high-dimensional creature, right?"

Sixty-three shook his head: "It has changed, but it has not changed completely. Seriously speaking, higher-dimensional life forms should be able to live in countless time and space in the past, present, and future at the same time. They are like the physical phenomena of the universe itself, time and time again. After heat death, repeated explosions, constant movement and reorganization - my senses are not that strong, if there is no [regret medicine], I can't know the future in advance, and I can't go back to the past time and space. Spend a lot of time, and you can treat me as a strange creature with 3.5 dimensions."

"I heard what you said just now." Fenfang Huanmeng trotted along with Liushisan, running towards the road of the Night Patrol Center, "You ran to the universe of FE33031 this time just to slap Big Brother?"

"That's our Holy Father and Savior." Liusan pointed out emphatically, "Without him, I wouldn't be who I am now, and I wouldn't have you."

Fragrant Dream: "You slapped the Holy Father and the Savior? Just for this matter?"

Sixty-Three: "Because he actually had that goddamn idea, oh my god I can't even think about it."

This idea—referring to Jiang Xueming’s desire to hand over some of JoeStar’s affairs to the children. At this moment, FE204863 crawled out of the bathtub and gave Xueming a big blow, causing a lot of trouble. Psychological damage.

Fragrances and dreams do not understand—

——It doesn’t know, doesn’t know, can’t figure it out.

Sixty-three decided to briefly describe what would happen in the future if there was no such slap in the face——

——But it is limited to [simple] in his understanding.

"If I don't come back and slap him, the Holy Father has left too much property to the children, too much, too much."

"There will be various accidents in the children's growth path. After his eldest son took over part of Anonymous's affairs, the madness index rose sharply. Not everyone's mind can withstand the work intensity of the Holy Father. According to the Holy Father's standard to deal with the problem."

"Anonymous now has an average of sixty-one transactions that need to be handled every day. The unfair and unclean things from all walks of life in various blocks are legal but unreasonable. If you regard Anonymous as the boss's petitioning front desk, then the front desk's Managers need a very strong spiritual essence, and they are top thread tearers."

"The youngest started working for a year and six months with the help of his father, and then he began to lose his mind, and then the second youngest began to have mental problems."

"This kid was arranged by the Holy Father and the Savior to go to Galahad to study law. People who read too much law will start to lose their humanity, but this is not the main reason. The main reason is the desire for power-the two lions in the family always It will start to fight for territory, just like boys will be brave in front of the opposite sex, walk in the parking lot, read the license plate and price, and make stupid shots involuntarily, it will happen naturally, this is human nature.”

"The second young master envied and hated the young master's power, and then began to distort it. The sound legal system is to share the burden of daily affairs with the young master, and to repair the loopholes in each block of the underground world—but the second young master took a shortcut. .”

"He decided to create an accident, let his father's eyes return to himself, and tried to take away the throne of the front desk of Anonymous."

"It was this terrifying mental power that split the entire family into an irreparable scar. Jiang Bai died. With the secret help of the Eternal Alliance, Jiang Zhengyang obtained the power of incarnation butterfly and blood granting flesh and blood."

"The holy father lost his eldest son in middle age. He would never have thought that all this came from a hasty and weak idea many years ago-to hand over the property to the children."

"Besides, the third son who went to the Guangling Zhixi Corps for training returned to the Nine Realms, and faced the second brother's ruthless ambush and assassination. Luckily, Bai Zhenzhen did not die."

Fragrant Dream: "Fuck me? This little beast!"

"Don't worry, don't worry, you will be in a hurry when there will be something later." Sixty-three continued: "So they fought back and forth, called back and forth, called back and forth, called back and forth—the Alliance of Eternal Life and The Holy Father and Aohan Mingde are in the background, and the two children of the King of War are in the foreground, and they start a long tug-of-war as pawns."

"When I said the fourth [calling], our Jiang Zheng, the youngest daughter, finally came online."

"On June 3, 2048, Zheng'er awakened her soul power through some psychic rituals that I don't know very well, and found me."

"She asked me to stop this from happening, she was very rude, I broke in the fucking window while I was still showering in the dormitory, ripped the waterproof curtain in the bathroom, my change of clothes was wet, I had to walk across naked Bottom buddy, bare ass to get panties - you know how embarrassing that is?"

Fragrant Huanmeng shook her head: "I don't know"

"All in all, I received this girl's call for help, and made various attempts, and at the same time, after going back in time fucking hundreds of thousands of times, there have been six different main branches, more than thirty different types Situational interpretation, arranged like capillaries, as complex as nerve synapses, the entire dormitory is filled with my journal materials to record these things."

[Part②·Abstract hard work]

Fenfang Huanmeng immediately asked: "I dare to ask, second brother, what kind of work are you doing now?"

"Department related to space-time management, my unit name is Tindalos Hound." Mentioning this, Sixty-Three immediately came to his senses: "There will be traversers in many parallel universes, which cannot be explained by classical physics, and they are alive and kicking in the field of quantum physics." The ghosts and ghosts, they will go to different time and space, do some very strange things—”

"—Such as giving birth to civilization, accelerating civilization, and reversing civilization."

"—For example, married more than three hundred wives and had more than one million children."

"——If it travels with the physical body, it may also cause a very terrible plague to the local ecology, directly or indirectly leading to the destruction of a certain civilization."

"When I turned into a 3.5D creature, I thought my story was fucking over, but I went back to my FE204863 universe and immediately got a job offer."

"Most of the colleagues in the dormitory are also immortal, with the ability to appear in the past, present, and future at the same time. Individuals like Mr. Victor are actually very suitable for this job. If he applies his memory classification method to our work , It should be like a fish in water, and the performance will increase."

"Any civilization is rare to the universe, and it is the jewel in the crown. Intelligence itself is a very precious resource. As far as our unit is concerned, the themes of care, protection, acceptance, etc. are advocated."

"Oh." Fenfang Huanmeng was thoughtful: "Then Zheng'er came to ask you for help, are you missing work?"

Liusan shook his head and explained patiently.

"That's not the case. The disaster that occurred in FE33031 on June 3, 2048 not only stopped in the underground world, but also had a series of chain reactions. It can be said that this butterfly flapped its wings sixteen years ago. The ending is the third world war of mankind—everyone started to grow mushrooms in a cruel heart, and continued to linger on after the mushrooms were planted, and after more than 120 years of panting after the war, everyone was happy and successfully extinct."

"After more than five million years, we picked up stones and sticks again, changed from apes to humans, and started to build a new civilization."

"Propelled by such a disaster assessment data, I finally got a mission briefing from the leader. The specific content of the mission is to slap our great Holy Father and Savior—this is what I obtained after countless deduction. To get the best results, instead of sorting out each thread like knitting a sweater from a longer timeline, it is better to solve the person who raised the problem at the root."

Fragrant Dreams has a strong, unreal feeling of emptiness with your legs off the ground.

Although it is a spirit body, when facing high-dimensional creatures, its thinking logic still cannot keep up with the complicated and chaotic information.

"Now? Isn't your mission completed? Why did it appear in the neural network of Shendao City? What's the situation?"

Liushisan came to the night patrol center with a fragrant dream, but there was no one around, and the processing center was completely out of operation.

When he saw the two guns of Yinhe and Jingguang, he immediately dropped the weapons on his body, and shot at the treasure Jiang Xueming made, and then asked Fenfang Huanmeng to use the materials in the processing workshop to rub the bullets with his hands on the spot.

"Let's put it this way, I applied for a leave of absence from the bureau, and by the way, I took on a small task—that is, an investigation task about FE33031 Shendao City."

Fragrant Dream scene cut a typical person's assembly base into a punching machine, and was working on 9*39 shells. Hearing this sentence, he immediately raised his head: "Investigation mission? Is there an enemy who can control time in this place?! Our world There are traversers here?"

"No, no, no, it's just an excuse." Liusan showed sly eyes, and said with a smile full of evil: "I said that the catastrophe of FE33031 was resolved last time, but there are still some weird things in this parallel universe. Things, such as the sacred beasts in the underground world of the Ryukyu Islands, people use it as the essence psychic to construct a neural network that can transcend time, that is, [Elysium Space]—”

"——There are many, many outrageous stories in [Elysium], people can live in the past and the future at the same time, the psionic thoughts triggered, and the various events created are evidence."

Sixty-three is applying maintenance oil to the firearm, moving the sleeve, and checking the state of the firearm, while imitating various characters and various contents in [Elysium Space].

He has exaggerated expressions and vivid acting skills, he is not at all like the shy and shy boy Xue Ming.

"The air in Japan! It sucks! The air in America! It sucks!"

"Japanese fish! Delicious! American fish! Terrible!"

"Nuclear sewage from Japan! Drink it for immortality! Nuclear sewage from the United States! Drink it and you will die!"

It was a look with protruding eyes, talking about the story of the golden age of the little people, imitating the characters in the virtual cyberspace of Shendao City.

"This kind of strange chauvinistic populist abstraction is really too powerful, and it directly arouses the eager attention of my immediate boss."

Sixty-three then explained with a smile——

"——Can you imagine? When I entered a strange community and came into contact with individuals in [Elysium Space], I really had the illusion of being deeply trapped in the illusion of time and space."

"At first people [Elysium] thought I was a virus and wanted to kick me out, so I started breaking down doors and escaping into a small community."

"There is an autistic brother in that community. He built a kingdom for himself, which is similar to the world view of combining Chinese and Western. The territory covers more than four million square kilometers. There are various countries and races. It has almost become one kingdom. Little civilization."

"Brother Autistic regarded me as a demon king when he saw me. I did do some impolite things. I grabbed his neck and threatened the pursuers behind me not to approach - otherwise I would destroy his software. What do you think the hostage said?"

Fragrant Dream has turned into a ruthless car bullet machine with no good temper.

"I don't guess."

"—Don't be nervous!" Liusan put on a pose with his eyes puffed up, imitating the residents in [Elysium Space]: "This guy dare not kill me! And you! You invaders must have been sent by other demon kings Bar!"

"I am the king! This is my sacred and inviolable territory!"

"As long as you dare to kill me! Immediately after my death, more than 20 trucks will run into and kill more than 20 depressed, lustful scum in different worlds!"

"They will come to my land to avenge me! Marry my daughters! Sign a pact with a naked whore goddess! Get the holy sword and holy shield! And the widow magician who died several husbands in the early years Teachers hang out together!"

"They kill and set fire and do all kinds of evil, hundreds of times more cruel than your most powerful demon generals!"

"They robbed their homes and didn't take human lives seriously! Your wives and daughters will all become their egg-laying machines!"

"They will bully you lifeless intruders! Turn you into women! Turn you into screaming [beep——]"

"If you are afraid! Get out of my territory quickly!"

After saying this, Liusan was relieved from the state of agitation and hysteria.

To be honest, to mobilize so many emotions, for him, it can almost keep up with the amount of brain exercise for most of his life.

"I understand." Fenfang Huanmeng covered her face and started rubbing the bullets with one hand. It was very skilled and embarrassed: "If I were your immediate boss, I would send you to investigate deeply when I saw these things—who Do you know if this abstract ruthless work is real or not? There is no guarantee that there will be real goods here, what if a real time traveler gets mixed into it?"

"That's it." Liusan breathed a sigh of relief, clapped his hands lightly, "The leader wants me to come back here to continue the investigation. After all, I am very familiar with FE33031, so I am the best candidate."

"Uh..." Fenfang Huanmeng still couldn't figure it out: "Then why did you become an artificial intelligence?"

"Because I'm not here at all." Liushisan pulled out a scroll screen from the VENOM mechanism, and began to use magnetic fluid to paint.

The screen shows that the real old man, the real sixty-three, is sitting in front of a computer, wearing a VR goggle on his head, still typing on the keyboard, and has many electrodes of the motion capture system attached to his body.

Sixty-three in the picture waved to the camera and explained.

"My boss wants me to work remotely. Since it's a singularity that happened in virtual reality, let me come here in the form of an electronic ghost—do you understand now?"

With a sound of "pa--", the scroll screen retracted into the arm.

Fragrant Dream seemed to be infected, and began to break her mouth: "You are already a high-dimensional creature, and you still use this device to surf the Internet?"

"My physical body is still human!" Liushisan said with an innocent face, "It's impossible to be like these guys, oh!~ You can't be a human anymore, right?"

finally--

— After a moment of silence.

Fragrant Dreams finally sorted out the story.

"That is to say, you just came here on business by the way?"

Sixty-three nodded: "That's right."

Fragrant Fantasy: "Where's your soul power?"

Sixty-three pulled up the scroll screen, and in the staff dormitory, the medicine of regret came out through the body, and the steel knight waved at the big steel cat.

"It's always there, but it's not here, and my spirit body's range is only sixteen meters."

Fenfang Huanmeng said with disgust: "I thought you would bring the cheats along with you!"

"When did you have" FE204863 grinned, "the illusion that I didn't use [regret medicine]?"

Fragrant Dreams: "OhHoly Shi"

"I always miss the old days." Sixty-three packed up the bullets and equipment, and the size of the holster on the chest guard changed a full circle with Jing Guang. Became a poetic child.

He manipulated Jiang Xueming's physical body, feeling the beauty of being full of energy at the age of thirty.

"At that time I was poor, but very happy."

Fenfang Huanmeng murmured softly: "We are not poor now."

"That's not what I said!" Sixty-three explained: "I'm like a child who ran into a video theater and faced thousands of movie discs and didn't know where to start. I have so many experiences and so many lives. Wait until I've been there, the boy is poor all his life—and it's a metaphor! Do you understand a metaphor?"

Fenfang Huanmeng shrugged indifferently, pursing her lips and making a strange expression.

It doesn't understand what the second brother is thinking.

Sixty-three pulled out Jingguang to re-lock the central axis of CARS, the muzzle pointing and trigger response are very good.

He was as overjoyed as a player who got a new character in the game. For a moment, he seemed to understand how happy the residents of [Elysium Space] were, just like the structure of Russian nesting dolls——for this high-dimensional For creatures, every time they use [Regret Medicine] to go back to a certain point in time, it is a brand new experience.

What's more, this time, he got into Xue Ming's body.

He imitated Aorun Mingde's tone, telling cold jokes in the dialect of his lover Xiaoqi, with a frivolous look and turbulent tone.

"Shut up! Having Jiang Xueming is really a big deal!~"

When the big steel cat saw the fleshy body talking to itself in a weird manner, it was frightened again. and as hell--

——But after thinking about it carefully, this situation and this scene are indeed the upper body of a fierce ghost.