Abyss Express

Chapter 413 Encore① Stories and Accidents

It was less than seven o'clock in the morning, and our Ao Han Mingde got up on time.

It straightened up from the ornately decorated cat nest, raised the pads high, and then knocked down hard, and the alarm clock became dumb as soon as the first bell rang.

Taking off the nightcap and pajamas, the BOSS still walked upright to the bathroom of the cabinet——

——The washbasin is one big and one small, and it stood in front of the smaller vanity mirror, fetched toothpaste and toothbrush, fiddled with the brush head with blank eyes, and began to clean the mouth.

It moves slower and slower, slower and slower.

When it raised its head, the shadow of the hunter king was reflected in its big green eyes.

"Ah!~~~~"

The BOSS turned pale with fright, and shouted with chaotic words and exaggerated expressions.

"Why are you here!~I have no clothes on!~I'm not clean now!~"

The King Hunter also looked listless, like a digital life with Mo De's emotions, her movements were stiff like a machine, she fiddled with the toothbrush, kept spitting foam out of her mouth, and answered inarticulately.

"Boss, this joke is so cold."

Aohen Mingde didn't care, it swept away the previous boredom, climbed onto the large sink, and held the small toothbrush tightly in its small paws, it followed how the hunter brushed his teeth.

The King Hunter raised his head, and it followed suit.

The king hunter made a move, and it followed suit.

Until Igarashi Chinatsu was finally amused by this nasty and cute kitten, a few bubbles popped out of her mouth when cleaning her teeth and exhaling.

The boss also spit out a few bubbles.

It's just that this time the hunter left some ammunition, and didn't spit out all the cleaning fluid in her throat. After the boss finished spitting out, she finally occupied the high ground of reason like a winner, pouting her mouth and blowing out the last few colorful liquids. speech bubbles.

"Huh?!" The boss was very surprised, and looked at the hunter king in disbelief.

Before work starts, Ao Han Ming De always brings some weird fun. This made King Hunter feel unbelievable.

Her poor memory is due to the genetic compilation project. Her physical body was created for the gods of Shinto City. But at this moment, little aunt Qianxia only thinks that this is not a bad thing.

She can no longer remember most of the memories from eight years ago, and can only reconfirm and review them through the diary to know what these long-term memories represent.

She does not have the ability of long-term memory, so her thinking and personality are very different from ordinary people.

She knew her identity and position, so she could only lock her thoughts in the time and space of recent years, without any filter of memories.

You know, a lot of good things are left in the past——

——It’s like the feeling of being crushed by a crush in junior high school for the first time.

These memories grow and deform together with our brains, and because of the processing of many different versions and the strengthening of memories at different ages, they are given unique labels.

This is the charm of ghosts, a beautiful illusion living in the past, constantly deceiving our brains. Let's be fooled into thinking that era was much better than it is now.

It's unfortunate, and it's just a coincidence.

The King Hunter was born to make a body for the ghost Shi Yuantao. But now it seems that she is suffering from a mental illness with amnesia symptoms and has been completely immune to ghosts.

No matter how many times the BOSS joked with her, after a while, these cute little rituals would turn into new tricks. It can be as short as a few months, and as long as more than half a year, she will completely forget the experience at that time, and feel the kindness and malice of this world again.

——She will always be only eight years old.

"It's another new day!~" Aohan Mingde opened his arms, asking the waiter to change his clothes.

The king hunter asked: "What are you going to wear today?"

The BOSS smiled charmingly: "Let's have some oriental street style. I'm going to meet my battle king. They just came back from Shinto City. The place is so wet that it can't be compared with cyber mechanical life!"

King Hunter didn't understand very well, so he took the small note from the boss, and prepared a set of simple but not simple children's clothing for it as the leader ordered.

When it changed its clothes, it walked around the cabinet twice, and was finally fascinated by its own beauty. It shook its head in front of the mirror, its soft body was like a flexible snake, and it grinned triumphantly.

"Yo yo! Long Huayuan is two streets away, find out who is the father!~"

The big hanging paintings of the Council of Five Kings were replaced with the latest version, which were the heroes from the last harvest season.

The sisters at the director's counter had just finished changing shifts, and as a burst of strong music sounded, they saw the boss start to go crazy.

The BOSS is carrying the WALKMAN, tilting the yellow peaked cap to one side, erecting his ears straight, wearing a pair of square sunglasses on his face, a small pocket watch with a big gold chain, and a T-shirt with fat sleeves. The mix of Chinese and English tastes in the mouth, which is really a retro beauty of the urban-rural fringe.

The new employee girl is still confused, and the experienced supervisor sister has already skipped the process and started crowing.

"BOSS! What are you doing! BOSS!"

"What's wrong with letting yourself go once in a while?!" Ao Han Mingde responded to the source of the voice, took off his sunglasses and cast a wink: "KI☆RA!~"

The cat slave in the front row at the director's counter fell under a curse and froze in place for a while, not knowing what to say.

The old passengers who were still going through the formalities were even more heavyweight, their madness index jumped a lot, and then they tilted their heads and fell into the arms of their companions.

King Hunter: "Is this appropriate? Boss?"

"That's what a heartthrob is like!~" Ao Han Mingde said with a triumphant smile, "I don't care!~"

Taking the elevator, the good cat and its waiter came to the platform, waiting for Jiang Xueming and Bu Liuxing to return. In this leisurely time, Aohen Mingde put down the Walkman, and to the beat of the music, he wanted to dance with the King Hunter.

"Pretty girl! Come on!"

King Hunter: "It can't be done."

BOSS: "Oh!~ Don't be like this! Don't be shy!"

King Hunter switched to Japanese: "It's really impossible."

BOSS also switched to Japanese: "Every day without dancing is a disappointment to life, Miss Qianxia!"

King Hunter: "This name makes me feel strange. BOSS."

So the boss stopped talking, and it just squatted beside the king hunter, motionless.

When a train passed by the platform, the passengers walked down the platform on the iron boards. After a while, they didn't recognize the BOSS and saw the King Hunter clearly. Busy get out of here.

Until the train is far away, leave the platform to maintain the railway.

"What should I call you?" BOSS's tone was deep, and his tone became a middle-aged male voice: "The secret library gave me an investigation report, and the man who took you out of Shinto City was not Igarashi Akira , the true leader of the Foehn Chapter's quick-reaction force, may have died long ago."

"This guy who sneaked into the secret library is actually a clone. We collected his DNA samples. Your nominal father——judging from the results of his telomerase data sampling, this think tank academician is Shinto City. product of."

"He escaped from Shinto City with you, returned to the Zong family, and returned to the Igarashi family. Since then, you have relatives, parents, sisters and brothers."

"Your social identity is Igarashi Chinatsu. Every time before the harvest season, my head will have some problems."

The BOSS poked at the temple of the peaked cap, and pushed the King Hunter's calf with his small arm.

"So what should I call you? Miss Clone, who has a bad memory like me?"

King Hunter: "Call me Cat Climb Frame."

The tone of the BOSS also became vicissitudes of life.

"Originally, this title was used to refer to the closest and most trustworthy king when I was suffering from dementia."

"In my weakest, most powerless, darkest hours, their arms and hearts are dependable. When I am born again, it means that another half century has passed. Time will take their strength and weaken them. determination and will, will kill them."

"I don't want to accept all this, you know, Qianxia."

"Do you know what it feels like? Can you understand it?"

"When I woke up again like a baby, the first thing I saw was the old waiter who was about to run out of oil and lamps."

"They are like my reinvented parents. They didn't think badly when I was weakest, they didn't try to take away my power, tamper with my morality, and they continued to accompany me through this journey with Lingweng and other kings, one time at a time. Another farewell, one reincarnation after another."

"When the TD unknown plot returned more news, more and more evidences showed that the person who was by my side and accompanied me day and night was not as calm and indifferent, cruel and brave as people said, but just a forgetful person. Silly goose."

"At that time, I was wondering if this job was too tiring for you."

Before the BOSS finished speaking——

——The king hunter immediately squatted down, squatted beside the kitten, and grabbed the boss's arm.

"Don't try to fire me."

The BOSS smiled happily: "Hey! I knew it, I'm a heartthrob!~"

"I'll wait for you to explode the gold coins." The hunter king imitated BOSS's mean mouth crooked expression, and laughed out loud, "Let's see who sends who away."

The BOSS was shocked: "WTF?"

"I learned it from the King of War." The King Hunter said in a low voice, "He told me that if the BOSS said something strange and he was going to be demented again, use these two sentences to stimulate your old man's nerves——to the body. beneficial."

The BOSS asked hysterically: "Do you really know the meaning of this sentence?!"

The Hunter King replied innocently: "It seems to be a blessing, I don't know Chinese very well."

BOSS: "Alright. Alright. Alright"

The hunting king asked suspiciously: "Isn't that what you mean?"

BOSS: "You shouldn't be able to say that."

Hunting King: "Could it be that what the King of War said is wrong?"

BOSS: "The effect is very good, I wake up immediately."

King Hunter: "That's good!"

Boss: "Then would you like to dance with me?"

The hunter king took a deep breath, and it took a long time before he let it out.

She twirled her fingers around her hair again and again, and finally didn't know how to respond to her boss's sexual harassment in the workplace, but who made it a heartthrob?

"what should I do?"

The waiter got up all of a sudden, and Aohan Mingde immediately jumped up and uttered Mr. Tom's embarrassing howl. It was as happy as the little cowboy finally kissed the super big green tea Tudodogallo, from the arm all the way to the cheek .

"Come on! Stand up!"

King Hunter straightened the sleeves of his burgundy dress and stood up decently.

BOSS presses the play button of the WALKMAN, swings his body along with the music, opens and closes his arms, and dances the simplest dance steps. Even a disabled person with weak limbs can push a wheelchair and learn this kind of social swing.

King Hunter's physical coordination is very good. She has taken care of the boss for so many years. It is the easiest thing to keep up with the boss in the morning teeth brushing game.

It's just that this time I have to open my heart, let go of my shame, let go of my etiquette, and fully integrate into the music. This made her look a little clumsy and a little powerless.

At this time, Bai Zijin brought the children to welcome the head of the family.

From a distance, Xiao Qi saw King Hunter and BOSS twisting strange dance steps on the platform. At that time, her eyes lit up, and she immediately wanted to transform into an orangutan who defended James alone to join this performance art.

But she thought about it, the babies are all here, as a mother, she can't be too presumptuous

Previously, the eldest son Jiang Zhengyang often went to play with the boss and caused a lot of trouble for the boss, including but not limited to sleeping in the boss's nest, eating the boss's food, playing with the boss's stick and other mysterious behaviors.

Every time Dabao was taken home by the lobby manager, Xueming and Xiaoqi could only keep apologizing. Aohan Mingde had to deal with so many things every day, how could he have the time to play around with the children?

So she immediately grabbed Dabao's hand and became dignified and steady, not as crazy as before.

The boss waved his paw at the family and signaled, "Come! You come too!"

Xiao Qi looked around and felt guilty: "Really?"

BOSS: "Like a kid! Don't be shy! Dance today!"

Jiang Zheng was the most sensible one among the babies. Seeing that her mother was embarrassed, she grabbed the second and third brothers and ran to the platform together.

Xiao Qi hurriedly followed and joined in this celebration ceremony that didn't make any sense and didn't need any reason.

Everyone's dancing posture is the same as what Meteor calls friends and relatives, everyone dances in their own way and shouts in their own way——

——There are no art policemen or music theory experts here, only happiness here.

The boss has to raise his head to see Miss Qianxia's eyes, and she can also see her gently swaying arms following the music. As long as she turns around, the scissor tail of the dress is like a rose flower. start laughing.

"Amazing isn't it?! My waiter!"

The King Hunter's forehead was covered with sweat, and he replied loudly: "Mmm! It's really amazing!"

The BOSS said passionately: "A long, long time ago! A long, long time ago!"

"Before there were words, there was music and dance."

"People use dancing to perform sacrifices, and no one knows why, and no one cares why."

"Just by moving your legs and twisting your waist, you can open the door to your heart—it's very powerful magic!"

They are just dancing and don't care what the audience thinks.

It's just that the romantic story here has turned into a dumbfounding accident.

As BOSS said, it specially selected some very simple and fast-paced dance music, even people with disabilities can participate in this carnival.

David Victor pushed the wheelchair made by his students to join the unlit dance floor. This redstone man didn't care about the surprised and strange eyes of everyone.

He just wanted to prove something. The raised pedals and the thick plaster of the legs seemed to be telling a silent story and accident.

Mr. Victor asked solemnly: "Why are you all looking at me?"

BOSS is suffocating an old trough, but it has to be taut——

——Maybe I want to say [Victor, your leg was broken again by a waiter] and other old stalks related to Kong Yiji's style, but at this moment, these are not important.

Because the train has already entered the station, this time it is indeed the heroes of the Wumingshi who want to return to the Nine Realms, and return to Aohan Mingde's side.

Once again, the romance intensifies to escalate into an even more tragic accident.

Jiang Xueming was the first to get off the train. He saw his eldest son fighting with the boss from a distance, and his expression became serious. Like an unsmiling and harsh father, it makes people happy.

Until he returned to Yinshi's platform and came to Jiang Zhengyang, but Jiang Zhengyang took the initiative to protect the boss, as if the villain was the first to complain.

"This has nothing to do with being a good cat! I'm doing everything alone! Dad, don't blame it!"

Jiang Xueming didn't know what to say, this child has always been like this, and he is much better than his father when he talks strange things.

Zhengyang didn't finish his righteous speech, so he immediately used his second and third brothers as shields.

"I know! I know you're mad! Dad! But"

"You are an adult now! Adults can't bully children, right!?"

Jiang Zhengyang pushed his second and third younger brothers to him——

"—and you can touch me, but touch my brother!"

The boy's expression changed, and he immediately changed from nervous to grinning.

"Just don't touch me, okay?"

Xueming covered his face: "Hahahahahaha!"

Xiao Qi also covered her face, not knowing what to say: "Hahahahahaha!"

The accident was escalated again under the guidance of Luo Pingan, and the reason was very simple.

The Taoist priest sneaked up to Ao Han Mingde's side, feeling guilty and discussing in a low voice.

"Boss Cat, something happened when we went to Shinto City this time."

Ao Han Mingde: "It's okay, I can understand, the journey is difficult and long, and losses are inevitable. You can report how much it is."

Luo Pingan was grinding and chirping, and finally took out half of the flying sword and the broken goddess of hunting from the wide sleeve robe.

"It's not a big deal, just all the sticks of the Nameless. Except for my apprentice's stick, there is no chance of disaster. Oh no, there is no chance to be loyal, and it can be regarded as surviving - the others are almost wiped out. As for Mingde's remains "

The boss blinked and interrupted, "What do you mean?"

Luo Pingan took out three Coke bottles from his pocket, unscrewed the caps, and showed them to the boss.

"Excuse me, old man, grow three more? Can you redeem the prize?"

The BOSS immediately turned into a look of lovelessness, heart ashamed.

Bu Meteor started laughing as soon as he got out of the car.

The BOSS was angry from the heart: "Why are you laughing!"

Ah Xing stopped smiling immediately, but the corners of his mouth still couldn't help but curl up.

BOSS: "You are obviously smiling! Still pretending!?"

Ah Xing thought for a long time, and finally found a suitable excuse.

"I'm getting married, Boss"