Abyss Express

Foreword:

It can make demons and demons become daring, and their bodies are like bundles of silk and their aura is like thunder.

——Cao Xueqin

[Part①·Is this what it means? ]

"Mr. Langzhong!"

shouted the Buddha carving master.

"The doctor! The doctor!"

A dwarf with sinister eyebrows and rat eyes emerged from the corner of the shop. His face was plastered with dog skin plaster, and he carried a basket of herbs on his back. His bare feet had eight pointed claws, and the soles of his feet were swollen and red.

This is the doctor in Heifeng Town. He is also the servant of the Buddhist carver. He usually works as a laborer to prepare fairy honey for the people.

In the territory of Black Wind Town, as long as you are hit by the poisonous spell of "Alchemy Pain", you must kneel down to the Blood Jade Guanyin. If the Pearl Empress and the Hundred-Eyed King are taken out, for the surrounding people, the Buddha statue will The masters and priests are the gods who save people from fire and water. This dwarf doctor is the messenger who prescribes and delivers medicine, and is more down-to-earth.

"Master! Why did you call me here?" The doctor nodded and bowed.

The Buddha carver was still worried and talked to the workers about the reason.

"Empress Zhuzhu needs to have a fetus, which is a major event entrusted by Lingguang Buddha - this Immortal Essence Immortal Fetus is a rare treasure, and it is also the elixir material needed by the Emperor's Divine Cauldron."

The doctor immediately said: "Young man, I understand."

The Buddhist sculptor continued: "How do you understand, you useless country man? If you could take good care of Empress Zhuzhu, I wouldn't have to tell you about this matter."

"Master, what do you mean?" the doctor asked cautiously.

The Buddhist sculptor sighed, it was a last resort.

"After Yuzhen came down from the mountain, he found Wu Xiuwen. At first, he talked about preaching. Later, he probably told this boy about the difficulties of Empress Zhuzhu."

"He sent a royal physician, which is the best gift."

"Another woman was sent to ask King Hundred Eyes to be in peace."

"These two porters seem to be in good condition. It would be a good thing to send one to Guanyin Cave and the other to Heifeng Village for the brothers to have their teeth beaten as a sacrifice."

"It's just that I haven't seen Yuzhen, so I'm still worried."

The so-called Emmanuel Buddha is exactly the code name of Judah.

The agent he chose, Wings of Light, was this Buddhist carving master.

The Buddhist carver made the blood jade Guanyin as a totem. The Black-eyed King and the Pearl Fairy were the black gloves that spread the erysipelas plague.

The "fairy fetus" born from these two monsters is definitely not a serious "little monster", because the belly of the blood-transferring monster has long been occupied by the Crazy Butterfly's insect nest. Normally these monsters are not Fertility.

The "immortal essence" in the mouth of the Buddhist carver is the elixir material of the Huangji Cauldron. It is the flesh and blood elixir collected from the people of Dawn in Heifeng Town and concentrated. It is an important ingredient that can summon the incarnation butterfly. psychic.

In the Nine Realms, the name of Huangji Cauldron is Dagda's Cauldron.

In Daxia, this cauldron is the artifact that unifies the world.

After hearing what the Buddhist sculptor said, the doctor began to think of a way.

"Master, what do you mean, is there something wrong with this imperial doctor? I will lead people to kill him right now!"

The Buddhist carver quickly shouted to stop——

"——You stupid idiot, I want you to test his strength, why do you have to fight and kill him as soon as he comes up? If this imperial doctor is sincerely doing good for Empress Zhuzhu! You have ruined Lingguang Buddha's life again For the important matter of alchemy, how many heads do you have?! How many lives do you have?!"

"Oh!" The doctor Mingwu asked: "How to try it?"

"I see that the two porters are walking sloppily. They must be very tired from rushing on the dangerous mountain road. They will not go up the mountain tonight." The Buddhist carving master concluded: "You can lead the ancient spirits and eight people from the village to go to Guanyin Bodhisattva. Take my magic weapon, the Peeling Tree, and try this group of people’s will.”

These "ancient spirits" and "spirits" are demons raised by Buddhist carvers and priests.

After receiving the order, the doctor turned into a big black mouse and got out of the shop and went into the mountains. In the blink of an eye, a white wolf emerged from the leeward slope of the northern foothills, with a ferocious dog on its butt.

The big black mouse followed behind, holding the precious tree in the blood jade Guanyin's hand. This magic weapon is only a foot long and has no leaves. The branches spread out and penetrated into the skin and flesh of the black mouse. The branches began to weave the skin and flesh, changing the mouse's body into a doctor's appearance.

I also saw the doctor holding the twigs of the precious tree and stabbing the white wolf. After a while, the white wolf twisted its body and stood upright on its hind legs, turning into a beauty with silver hair and red eyes. Spring is on the face, and the spring scenery is enchanting and touching. Cherry blossoms bloom on the red lips at two points, and hibiscus blooms at every frown.

The twigs stabbed the dog again. After a magical transformation, the puppy with deformed legs and feet stood up straight, its vicious fangs turned into two small tiger teeth, and transformed into a child. He picked up the copper hairpin in the cloth bag and tied up his hair. Bun. The little girl looks very smart, with silver stars shining in her apricot eyes and a bright moon in her pretty appearance. Two curved willow leaves hang from the eyebrows, and the thin waist and white arms send the fragrant breeze.

This peeling tree is one of the six magic weapons of the Buddha carving master. It can weave skin, exchange blood, split bones and peel flesh. Even ugly monsters have magical transformations.

After receiving the gift of the magic weapon, the embarrassed brother turned into a beautiful woman and knelt down on the ground. First, he thanked the Buddhist master for granting him a human body, then he knelt down and kowtowed to the doctor's agent. Then he took the clothes from the cloth bag and They turned into two respectable rich ladies - the elder sister is an ancient spirit and the younger sister is a ghost.

"Little benefactor." My little sister spoke first, with a proud look in her eyes: "You came to order my brother again, with such a change? Do you want to go down the mountain to catch some game (groups of caravans) to fill your belly? Or do you want to hunt some? Wild fruits (lone travelers) to quench their thirst?”

My elder sister Gu Ling was much more steady, and she shouted: "You want to pretend to be a woman again? It must be catching game. The great benefactor (Buddhist carving master) once said that hardness is damaged, softness is strong - if you pretend to be a woman, this job will be better." It’s even more difficult.”

The embarrassed brothers knew that if they were to catch lone fish and shrimps, they wouldn't have to go to the trouble of asking Baoshu to transform into a human form. Only when they encountered a mixed group of businessmen with bodyguards, they would turn into beauties and poison the convoy. Sleeping with a martial artist is easy to get after people take off their guard.

The doctor did not explain, but said to the two monsters: "You two immortals, please wait here and don't move around. I will find eight more people from the village and match them with ten beauties. I will tell you the cause and effect in detail."

After half an hour, the sun was almost setting.

Eight strong men slowly walked out of Black Wind Town. When they arrived in the forest, they were whipped and scratched by the peeling treasure tree, and they all transformed into beauties with beautiful faces.

The rough and raucous screams of the old men could only make a high-pitched sound.

The spirit girl was happy to see it, and kept scolding the men in the village: "Nothing! No knowledge! No education! You have to hold up your arms and twist your waist to walk! Learn from me! Learn from me!"

After that, the surly little puppy led the way, and the townspeople behind followed her.

"Good!" The doctor was delighted and clapped his hands: "Okay! That's so good! Even if the imperial doctor has a sage's mind, I'm sure he won't be able to pass the test of beauty!"

My sister Gu Ling asked why.

"Mother? You want ten to deal with one? What's that guy's background?"

"Immortal Yuzhen went down the mountain to seek immortality, and brought back Wu Xiuwen from Zhuzhou, who is the son of the magistrate." The doctor explained while drooling over the beauties: "The magistrate gave a gift to Empress Zhuzhu, and sent a Royal doctor, the master is worried and wants you to give it a try."

Gu Ling: "How to try?"

The spirit replied with a smile: "Of course it's a pillow talk! A man! You can talk about anything in bed! If you swear an oath with him, he will be privately committed to you for life. We are all members of the family, and we can talk about family matters!"

"That's right!" the doctor said with a smile.

Gu Ling: "What if he has evil intentions?"

Doctor; "Then eat it!"

Gu Ling: "What if he is innocent?"

Doctor: "It's just a night of spring dinner! ~ I must serve him well! Let him ascend to the paradise and escape from death! I never want to go back to serve the emperor again! I can rest assured to raise the baby of Empress Zhuzhu!"

[Part②·Oh! That’s what it means! ]

That night, Wu Xiuwen brought fairy honey and asked everyone to take it and go up the mountain immediately.

But at this time, Jianying and Jianxiong couldn't walk. The two brothers were so sleepy that they could fall asleep even sitting down.

Xueming said: "Let's go back to the mountains tomorrow and rest for the night first."

"Sir, these barren mountains and ridges are full of poisonous insects. Where can I find a place to rest?" Wu Xiuwen was anxious. He had never thought about resting. He only hoped that the fight between dragon and snake would end soon, whether it was life or death. What a relief.

Jiang Xueming is not in a hurry. After he gets the small porcelain bottle, he will study carefully what this "fairy honey" is. If he drinks it and turns into a blood-giving monster, he will be in trouble. Good Cat will call all the VIPs overnight to hold an annual meeting in advance. The theme is "Welcome to the increase in power consumption of Gunsmith, and the gold content of the Nameless Card Pool is still increasing" and so on - just Thinking about it, Xueming's madness index increased sharply.

Jianying's eyes were dizzy and he responded: "My benefactor, I really can't walk anymore."

Jianxiong scolded: "You bastard! Are you so diligent in getting rid of demons?! Are you not afraid of death? Why don't you get rid of the bear pests outside Zhuzhou City!?"

Wu Xiuwen's face burned as if he had been slapped, and he stopped talking.

Fortunately, a doctor came to the rescue and saw the dwarf jumping and walking happily. When he arrived in front of Jiang Xueming, the big black man who looked like a human and a dog bowed and saluted.

"Is this Zhang Guiren from Tai Hospital?"

Jiang Xueming just stared at the porcelain bottle, opened the cap and smelled it carefully - smelling a sweet and cloying smell, the smell was somewhat familiar.

He responded casually: "Yes."

"I am the young apprentice of the Buddhist carving master." The doctor said happily: "It's a long journey, so I would like to invite some of you to rest for the night at Mu's Manor in Heifeng Town, wash up and refresh yourself, and go up the mountain tomorrow looking clean and fair. , The king and the empress also like it when they see it!"

"Thoughtful." Jiang Xueming put away the porcelain vase and became wary——

——Just when I was about to sleep, someone came to deliver a pillow.

"Are you going?" Xueming asked casually, deliberately turning his head to glare at Wu Xiuwen.

Wu Xiuwen was frightened and immediately said: "I'm not going!"

Xueming immediately spoke up and sang a high-pitched voice: "Huh?!"

Wu Xiuwen immediately changed his mind: "Then go! Then go!"

This is not a double act that sings and harmonizes, but Jiang Xueming's overly mature mind in a strange environment.

He thought that Wu Xiuwen used slang and slang in collusion with the Buddhist carver and said something he shouldn't have said.

In just two short questions and answers, Wu Xiuwen had the answer written on his face - this boy had no idea about the arrangement of the Buddhist carver.

This question and answer sounded different to the doctor. The doctor fell into the trap obediently. He seemed to be a weak-tempered and bad-tempered bitch who couldn't bear any grievance. He wanted to stay in the village to cultivate himself and was very cooperative.

"Okay, okay! Several distinguished guests are coming with me!"

Crossing the fire pond and entering the village, we walked to a high rock platform and saw the pavilions of Mujiazhuang. The decoration here was luxurious, with bright red door lintels, rows of lanterns like flames with red flowers, and rows of fences made of gold paint. Covered with ironwood.

The owner of Mujiazhuang did not come to greet the guests, so the doctor arranged the welcome and check-in procedures, took several male guests to the bathhouse to change clothes, and sent Guan Xiangxiang to the private room to rest alone. Xueming obeyed the doctor's arrangements obediently. She changed into a clean and crisp cloth robe. When she wanted to go to the second floor to listen to the play, she took a small knife from the fruit bowl and called the two Zhao brothers to sit in front of them. Together.

When the two actresses took the stage, Xueming's eyes lit up involuntarily——

——This is beyond his control. Whenever he encounters a powerful demon with abundant spiritual energy, Fragrant Fantasy will take the initiative to appear and give him a pair of tiger eyes.

As soon as the linear pupils lit up, Xueming immediately dismissed the spirit body. In an instant, there was a storm between the doors and windows on the second floor. There was some miasma and haze in the evening, but this cold wind swept away it.

The two eccentric sisters on the stage shuddered, shook their heads fiercely, and then looked at the "imperial doctor" under the stage. The more the two sisters looked at it, the more they liked it. They also sang lewd songs harder and harder. He stared at this hot mass of essence.

Just for a moment, Xueming caught a glimpse of the two pillars' true bodies from the corner of his eye.

The sister with gray hair and red eyes is a snow-white wolf.

The sister with brown-black hair and yellow eyes is a disabled canine.

To elaborate, it was two male dogs standing up, wearing human skins and costumes, posing on the stage——

——At first, only two big tails could be seen, but when Feng Fang Huan Meng glared, Xue Ming could see clearly.

As for the other women, those waiting by the screen, playing with guns and sticks on the stage, combing their hair, applying rouge and eyebrows, were all grown-up peasants, who seemed to have transformed into beauties through magic.

Xueming immediately understood that this Buddha carving master wanted to test their hearts.

So he picked up a knife to shave the Zhao brothers' beards, pointed at the woman on the stage, and asked casually.

"Like it?"

Zhao Jianying didn't dare to say that she liked him. He raised his head and neck, not knowing what his benefactor was thinking. He was pretending to be deaf.

Jiang Xueming patted Zhao Jianying's throat and neck, and shaved off the thick man's beard. He looked like a handsome young man with thick eyebrows and big eyes, with a resolute face and a broad chin, but his eyebrows were sunken and often worried.

"Call your brother here."

Before Zhao Jianying could call him, Jianxiong immediately caught up with him, opened up his eldest brother's body, and spoke impatiently.

"I'm coming! I'm coming! Shave for me! My benefactor! Shave and cleanse my face! Don't let me look ugly among the girls!"

Wu Xiuwen chuckled and said, "Virtue."

It seems that Zhao Jianxiong likes it very much and cannot pass this level.

Jiang Xueming shaved Jianxiong with a knife, held the silly boy's chin, and trimmed his beard and hair bit by bit. He saw a young and handsome young man who looked similar to his elder brother, except that Jianxiong's eyebrows were protruding. The cheekbones are raised, giving him a fierce and competitive face.

At this time, Xueming finally remembered what this fairy honey smelled like. This seems to be a panacea that has been brewed and fermented, mixed with many useless impurities. The efficacy of the medicine is not comparable to that of Mrs. Bai's products. It cannot remove the root of the disease when taken internally, and it cannot cure scars when applied externally. It can only add a piece of flesh and blood. Yuanzhi tightly wraps the lesions in the body, which not only reduces the potency of the medicine, but also delays the effectiveness of the medicine. That's why it is said that taking fairy honey will ensure that you are safe once in and out - if you replace it with an old immortal, you can If you understand, it's the element bottle and the dripping stone. It is the difference between restoring health immediately and slowly restoring health.

The magic of the panacea is that it can make people's bones grow flesh, and bring them back to life immediately. As long as a surgeon with decent skills can still have a breath of life in the patient, except for the head, there is nothing wrong with it. Another bottle of medicine can make him a new person.

Not only does this fairy honey not cure the disease, but it only allows the patient to continue to provide essence for the alchemy cauldron, which is a poison that is worse than death.

Unexpectedly, this Buddha carving master also has the means to make a panacea. In Xueming's opinion, this is a good thing. If there is a way to make the elixir, there is a way to purify, extract and process it carefully. It should not be difficult to make Mrs. Bai's products.

When the opera is over, it's time to leave.

Jianxiong asked the doctor impatiently: "Are these girls from the village?"

The man was delighted, knowing that the porter had a simple mind and was about to take the bait: "Hey! It's a disaster! It's all a disaster!"

"What happened?" Jianxiong didn't understand.

The doctor said nervously: "There are ten daughters in the Mu family village, and they are looking for a husband who is a good match, but there is no one worthy of her in this Black Wind Town - what else is it if it's not a disaster?"

"Oh!~" Jianxiong hesitated, and then his mind came to a bright idea: "I escorted the imperial doctor for a meritorious service, and I went to Taiye County Sheriff to receive the reward! Do you think I am worthy of it?"

The doctor deliberately put on an embarrassed look: "Uh, this...this..."

"I am still a righteous bear-killer!" Zhao Jianxiong placed all his eldest brother's achievements on himself. He was already a lustful evil spirit and could not control himself. His thoughts went to the weird girl, and his soul was seduced by those charming eyes. "You You can see my bear cloak when carrying clothes?! That’s the evidence!”

"Uh-huh." The doctor pretended to decline, but actually asked Zhao Jianxiong to continue: "This needs to be explained by the owner of the village."

"I want to kill more..." Zhao Jianxiong said halfway. He originally wanted to talk about "slaying demons and slaying demons", but he held it back.

Wu Xiuwen was so frightened that his face turned pale and his whole body was trembling.

Zhao Jianying had already grasped her brother's hand tightly, fearing that he would tell some nonsense again.

"Go on." Jiang Xueming pointed the head clearly: "Go on, what to kill? I didn't hear clearly."

"Hahahahahahaha" Jianxiong smiled and looked at his benefactor awkwardly, "Hahahahahahaha"

The doctor was confused and didn't know why the porter was so proud.

Jianxiong: "I want to slaughter a few pigs! Give them to members of the Mu family as betrothal gifts!"

"Hey!~" the doctor said with disdain: "You don't have gold, silver, jewels, cloth, or spiritual stones! Are you worthy of being the son-in-law of the Mu family?! What kind of bitch and bastard?!"

After receiving this scolding, the poor boy felt like a defeated rooster. He didn't understand what the rich people used in exchange for love. For Zhaojiazhuang, a marriage is the sale of several pigs.

But Jiang Xueming knew——

——When the doctor leaves, kill nine of them and leave one to question and testify.

I'd rather ask what's going on with this immortal dance. Maybe I can get something out of the Buddha carver.