Abyss Express

Foreword:

The ape-like mind wakes up from sleep, and the six windows are quiet with a smile.

——Huang Tingjian

[Part①·It’s going to eat people]

"Who is Zhang Guiren?" Dan Chenzi asked.

Jiang Xueming immediately responded: "I am Zhang Congfeng."

The big-armed and round-waisted black tiger demon was overjoyed when he heard this. He changed his friendly attitude and hurriedly welcomed the doctor into the door.

"Come! Come, come! Come with me! It's been a hard journey, so come and stay at my Sifang Di Temple, and then go to Guanyin Cave tomorrow morning."

Jiang Xueming didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in the Danchenzi gourd, so he quickly followed. When he crossed the threshold - the tiger demon immediately blocked the door, preventing the weird spirit from entering and showing off to the doctor.

"Can't I go?" Wu Xiuwen was surprised and said with a smile, "Senior brother?"

Dan Chenzi had evil thoughts. There were six proud disciples under the Hundred-Eyed Immortal, namely the four demons of metal, wood, water and fire. Dan Chen and Yu Zhen were Yin Earth and Yang Earth. There are many factions within the sect. In the workplace of modern society, not counting the weirdos and other minions under its banner, the WeChat group can create thirty-six different permutations and combinations of these six monsters alone.

"Hey!" Heihu said perfunctorily: "Junior Brother Jinxu, you have done a great job in escorting Mr. Zhang. When I send the nobleman to the Hundred-Eyed Immortal Lord, I will definitely say a few good words for you - I will pay my respects to Heifeng Town during the spring plowing next year. Land, your offerings must be the most.”

Who is Wu Xiuwen? How could an old fry who has been in and out of the big oil cauldron of Zhuzhou officialdom not understand this teasing remark?

Let him look at this matter from the perspective of a doctor. It is this dishonest black tiger who wants to take credit.

"Can't I go? Can't I enter this temple?"

Wu Xiuwen asked aggressively, not wanting to give him any face.

"Can't I meet Master with Zhang Guiren?"

This kid was so arrogant. After seeing the master's magical methods and listening to the admonition "If you are not afraid of monsters, the monsters should be afraid of you," he became more and more arrogant and excited.

It's a pity that this is not the Nine Realms, this is Daxia.

They had just left Black Wind Town, a town that hung a fig leaf and basically followed the rules of human society. We are about to enter the world of monsters and monsters.

Wu Xiuwen hadn't reacted yet, he hadn't realized how close he was to death.

"What?" Dan Chenzi stared at his "junior brother" with a pair of eyes the size of copper bells, staring at the "mouse" fiercely with his golden tiger eyes, and threatened sternly: "You don't accept it?"

The surging spiritual pressure tightly wrapped Wu Xiuwen, and from the body of the evil tiger, a dozen evil ghosts emerged. They swarmed up, grabbed Wu Xiuwen's arms and legs, and pressed him into the mud. .

This is also a ghost——

——It is a ghost who was buried in the belly of a tiger and worked for the tiger.

The disciples under the Hundred Eyes Throne all have their own unique skills and talents. Yu Zhenzi has the power of Shura with Six Swords. Taoist Jinxu can drill holes in mountains and walk hundreds of miles a day, climb mountains and cliffs and climb dangerous places in search of spiritual grasses and spiritual stones.

When it comes to Dan Chenzi, it is a simple word "can eat". The flesh and blood creatures it eats can become its help. In vernacular terms, this monster's stomach has strong digestion ability and energy utilization. The rate is high and it is a very good seedling. With a little training and some powerful warriors and local guards, you can have an army of ghosts.

"I'm done with it! I'm done with it! I'm okay with it!" Wu Xiuwen shouted loudly, feeling like his skin was about to burst as he was suffocated by these evil spirits.

"Hahahahahaha!" Dan Chenzi was elated. He imitated the immortal style and stood up with his sleeves. His thick arms raised his sleeves and robes. The dozens of black ghosts crawled back onto its fur and turned into stripes of tiger stripes. , "Junior brother! Be lazy and play tricks, study hard and practice your kung fu! You can only show off with words, but in the end it is you who will be embarrassed!"

Wu Xiuwen slowly got up and replied in a low tone: "Senior brother is teaching you a lesson, and what you say is reasonable."

Dan Chenzi stepped on the stone pillar next to the temple gate.

"Since it makes sense, come and lick my shoes clean! Remember the lesson!"

As soon as these words came out, the two brothers Jianxiong and Jianying were "glorified"——

——These two savages had never suffered such humiliation in Zhaojiazhuang. They couldn't imagine that if Wu Xiuwen really licked the tiger demon's shoes, he would lose his dignity as a man.

In Chabon, if a man loses his dignity, he basically loses everything. Dignity is more important than life to the two brothers. If it were not for repaying their kindness, they would not wear the skin of a beautiful woman.

Zhao Jianxiong didn't want to kneel down when he met the county magistrate, because Wu Chengzhang was an eunuch, and eunuchs were not considered men and had no dignity.

Wu Xiuwen's forehead was sweating, and his heart was being tested——

——Another glimpse of this tiger demon with wind in its sleeves, preparing to release the demon again and continue to do harm to others.

If you don't listen to this beast and are pushed and beaten by evil spirits and resentful ghosts, your human skin will probably split on the spot!

Xiuwen can’t take care of that much anymore!

"I'll lick it! Senior brother! Well said! The lesson is right! It makes sense! I'll lick it!"

He crawled in front of Dan Chenzi, looked up, and his eyes were filled with fierce flames.

When Dan Chenzi saw this look, he became upset and angry, thinking in his mind——

——Where did Junior Brother Jinxu get the courage? How dare you look at me like that? !

The tiger demon said in a loud voice: "Wait a minute!"

The ancient spirits breathed a sigh of relief. Although they had a grudge against Wu Xiuwen, they could not see a good man being humiliated like this. They all thought in their hearts that no one would die without a scar as big as a bowl. After suffering great shame and humiliation, one’s heart is dead. What’s the point of living?

But things were not as good as the two brothers thought, nor was it a little joke played by Brother Tiger and Brother Rat.

The tiger demon blew out a foul smell, and saw a dead soul flying out and flying back, holding centipedes and earthworms, catching gecko worms, and a handful of sticky and smelly grass and leaf excrement, which seemed to be pulled by mountain animals. The thin feces were smeared on Dan Chenzi's shoes.

Dan Chenzi smiled and said: "It's better now! I need to lick it clean!"

Wu Xiuwen lowered his head and took a closer look, and saw a dung beetle emerge from the filthy thing. The stench rushed into his nose, which immediately made his stomach churn and blood surge, and he almost vomited it on the spot.

"If you don't lick it clean, you are breaking your promise! Today you lied to senior brother, and tomorrow you will lie to master!" Dan Chenzi had an evil smile on his lips: "I will clean up the house on behalf of master! It is also the law of heaven and justice. Forever! What? You stop licking?"

"I" Wu Xiuwen hesitated again and again, and then thought that the Golden Rat Monster really likes to eat some "delicacies from the mountains", and that he and Dan Chenzi have such a sinister relationship of "brothers and brothers". If he hesitates again, he will be wearing human skin. It can't be saved.

He was cruel and lowered his head——

"——Beast!" When he saw Zhang Congfeng, he picked up Zhang Congfeng, yelled and kicked him quickly.

Wu Xiuwen was kicked so hard that he nearly rolled down the stone stairs into the stream.

The tiger demon frowned and glared, looking suspiciously at Zhang Guiren beside him.

"Why did you hurt my junior brother, noble man?"

When Jianying Jianxiong helped Wu Xiuwen back, Jiang Xueming replied coldly with raised eyebrows.

"I was anxious just now, and I heard Tiger Pioneer's intention to drive away this rat spirit."

Dan Chenzi: "If I drive it away, will it be the noble person's turn to take care of it?"

Jiang Xueming: "I have a lowly body, but to treat Empress Zhuzhu, I need the sword of King Hundred Eyes, so I entrust this rat spirit to carry the sword and go on my way."

"Oh?" Dan Chenzi obviously didn't know about this, and his eyes suddenly lit up.

Jiang Xueming: "Just now, this rat spirit lowered its head to lick the tiger pioneer's shoes, but there was a bit of a lewd smile on its face - I thought it wanted to take this opportunity to chant a spell and slip away with the sword."

"Junior brother." Dan Chenzi turned around and looked at the pretender with an earthy face, "Does the Immortal Master's magic weapon belong to you?"

Wu Xiuwen did not dare to neglect, took out the package of the fake sword, and presented it to the tiger demon with both hands.

Dan Chenzi's breathing became rapid——

——This is the lifeblood of the Immortal Lord. In Dan Chenzi's view, whoever can master this magical weapon will be the master of Black Wind Ridge.

"Such a wonderful baby! Are you worthy enough to touch it?!"

Dan Chenzi's anger arose in his heart, his evil thoughts grew in his guts, and he had overwhelming desires in his heart, but he could not express them.

It was originally a wild beast. It was educated by the Buddhist sculptor and insisted on following human etiquette and education, and it wanted to pick up the moral sword to do things and speak.

Yuzhenzi is the chief of the Hundred-Eyed Immortal Lord, and together with Empress Zhuzhu, Danchenzi ranks fourth, so she has the position of guarding the temple.

It cannot take away what the Buddha sculptor does not give. The King of Hundred Eyes can't, and neither can Fairy Zhuzhu.

Now that the magic weapon is in his hand, how can he suppress the evil fire in his heart? It could only scold its junior brother repeatedly. It seemed like it was scolding Jin Xu, but it was actually scolding itself, and it wanted to release all its angry anger.

"Such a good baby! Such a good baby! You deserve to touch it?! You deserve it too!"

"Not worthy! Not worthy, not worthy!~ I'm not worthy!~ Senior brother!" Wu Xiuwen quickly knelt down and kowtowed.

[Part②·Driving the tiger and swallowing the wolf]

Jiang Xueming was at the side, but he felt uncomfortable in his heart.

He thought that there were hundreds of millions of creatures in the Great Xia State, but not even a single animal could unleash its free nature. It had to abide by moral norms and abide by the immortal's "Tao follows nature" - not to mention the people who lived under this set of rules?

In this continent, no matter birds, beasts or primates, they all live in fear, with shackles and ropes everywhere.

Dan Chenzi hugged the sword, looked at it reluctantly, and finally gritted his teeth, wrapped the cloth in it, and wrapped it again. Like a cat kicking, it shakes the dirt off the shoes. The tiger spirit talked to Zhang Guiren about fun and business.

"Noble sir, my junior brother has no future and only likes gold and silver treasures. You can see something fishy. He doesn't dare to covet Master's treasures. Don't blame him, and don't talk to the Buddha carver about this matter or corrupt Master. reputation."

Zhang Congfeng: "Oh"

"Gu Ling'er and Jinggua'er are still wearing human skins. If the nobles like it, they can take them to the temple to play." Tiger Pioneer is also an honest man. He said what he had to say: "As for the Xiangxiang girl, I will use them to fight." How about a tooth beating ceremony?"

At this point, Xiangxiang still didn’t understand.

Zhang Congfeng: "This is a gift for King Baimu."

Dan Chenzi waved his hand, a little troublesome: "Hey! It's just a mouthful of human flesh. Master loves me the most. If you have any good elixirs or medicines with fine skin and tender meat, give them to me. A tiger that can't eat enough can't see it." Stay at the door - if you send this woman to the master, then you have to send her back again, isn't it unnecessary?"

The tiger demon still has inner demons. It can't hold the Master's sword. Could it be that it can't even eat a mouthful of human flesh?

Jiang Xueming had a thought in his mind and immediately hit the snake with a stick.

"If I offer this brothel girl to Tiger Pioneer, Tiger Pioneer would be willing to do a small favor?"

Xiangxiang finally understood——

——Very quickly!

She gasped and fainted on the spot.

It’s so close that I finally get the fucking chance to use this old joke and I don’t even have time to finish typing it.

The Zhao brothers wanted to help them, but they thought it was the woman who was acting like a monster and wanted to cause the immortal to dance, so they didn't dare to help them and felt embarrassed in their hearts. Xiangxiang knew the true identities of several people. Along the way, the two brothers begged their grandfather to tell them. Grandma, I promise to take this prostitute to Taiye and bring her to her destination safely.

But when Zhang Congfeng said these words, Xiangxiang was frightened and fainted.

"My lord, what can I ask for?" Dan Chenzi leaned forward and leaned in front of the imperial doctor to listen carefully.

Jiang Xueming: "I want you to kill Bai Mu."

Dan Chenzi's pupils shrank, and all the hair on his body suddenly stood on end. An electric current hit him from Tianling Gai to his heels, and the desire that had just been extinguished started to burn again.

Jiang Xueming: "The Corpse Demon Soul-Resolving Sword is in our hands."

Dan Chenzi scolded: "You shameless and despicable maniac! You want me to betray Master?!"

Jiang Xueming: "Jinxu is also listening. No matter what, it will help you, otherwise it will harm you. It's useless what you say to me. When the time comes, everyone will be dead."

Dan Chenzi turned to the pretender in horror——

——As the noble man said, once you say this, you can't take it back. No matter how you explain it, you can't be innocent.

Dan Chenzi cursed angrily: "This villain wants to harm Master! How dare you?"

Wu Xiuwen quickly responded: "I don't know anything! I don't know anything!"

Although he said this, Dan Chenzi did not immediately get angry and slap the doctor who was talking nonsense to death. Instead, he was very curious and interested.

Jiang Xueming continued: "Yu Zhenzi is not in Heifeng Ridge, he is in Zhuzhou. With the help of a sword, who can control you in Heifeng Ridge?"

"This" Dan Chenzi also started to stutter: "This, this, this"

Everything Jiang Xueming said was heartbreaking.

"I gave birth to Fairy Zhuzhu and told the Buddhist sculptor that all these bad fates and bitter fruits come from the murderous karma caused by the Hundred-Eyed King. Only then did I get the Corpse Demon Soul-Resolving Sword in my hand."

"For the important matter of Empress Zhuzhu's pregnancy, who do you think the Buddhist carving master will listen to? Is the fairy fetus more important? Or the hundred eyes?"

"My lord, why did you harm my master?" Dan Chenzi had lost himself and was gradually controlled by his inner demons.

"I want to trade its head for freedom, and you want to trade its head for a future. Shouldn't King Baimu die? It's not your master, it's the Five Elements Mountain that's pressing on you!" Jiang Xueming tilted his head and pointed at Dan Chen Zi grinned on his forehead and said: "I came up the mountain to treat Empress Zhuzhu, and my good deeds have accumulated to the end. In the eyes of King Bai Mu, I am just an outside doctor. But forming a good relationship with you, Tiger Pioneer - this is merit. Immeasurable blessings reach the sky."

"How can I escape if the Hundred-Eyed King doesn't die? Do I have to stay in this demon cave for the rest of my life?"

"If the Hundred-Eyed King is not dead, how will you achieve Zhengguo? Do you want to waste all your true energy in the Sifang Earth Temple?"

"Until King Hundred Eyes dies, we all will have to die happily! If I help you, I will help me, and if I help me, I will help you."

"When the time comes when Empress Zhuzhu gives birth successfully, you occupy Guanyin Cave, rob Heifeng Village, cook raw rice, carry a sword and a hundred-eyed human head, and hold the fairy fetus to receive the reward - you will be from Heifeng Ridge. The Black Tiger Immortal is here, and the Pearl Fairy will also pair up with you."

"Master's Wife? With me?" Dan Chenzi's throat tightened, and his face gradually relaxed, not as nervous as at the beginning, "With me? As a couple? Me too? Am I worthy? Am I not worthy? I... "

"My little friend Wu Xiuwen has been eaten by a demon. I don't want to die." Jiang Xueming said -

"——After everything is done, I only ask for one thing. You help me find a way out. I want to escape. I want to go to Beijing."