Abyss Express

Foreword:

The propaganda office seeks talents and visits ministers, but Jia Sheng's talents are even more unmatched. It's a pity that I sit down at the front table in the middle of the night and don't ask about the common people or the ghosts and gods.

——Li Shangyin

[Part①·Smooth tongue]

Mu Dexingjun rushed into Guanyin Cave in a panic and wanted to deliver the fake sword to Zhang Guiren.

But the old monkey ran to the alchemy furnace and saw that Empress Zhuzhu's face was rosy, her three heads had recovered their vitality, and she actually fell asleep.

In the process of raising fetuses and refining elixirs, the most difficult thing to solve is erysipelas——

——There are thousands of kinds of returning elixirs, and the essence sent to the belly of Fairy Zhuzhu is also divided into three, six or nine grades, carrying the distracting thoughts of all living beings.

The process of King Xin refining himself and seeking the Way of Yangshen is also a kind of alchemy in the eyes of Xia Bang Qi Master. There are countless inner demons to overcome along the way.

Since the sixth year of Lingzong, Zhuzhu has not had a good night's sleep. Once her mind is lost, she will fall into a semi-mad state. Every time she wakes up from a nightmare, she has to experience someone else's life - it feels like After going to another world and entering the body of ordinary people in Black Wind Town, he became a completely different person.

After many calamities, the evil poison of Dan Fire slowly dissipated, but the more pills it swallowed, the more calamities it would cause.

The mouse doctor had no choice, so Wu Xiuwen found an opportunity and sent Zhang Congfeng to Zhuzhu's bed under the pretext of medical treatment and abortion.

If there were no beads as a carrier to digest the erysipelas, the fairy fetus would be impure, and sending it to the Huangji Cauldron with the vision and demands of thousands of living beings would only miss Judas' business.

For a while, Kizaru didn't dare to come forward, for fear of disturbing Fairy Zhuzhu's sleep.

It muttered words and felt extremely magical.

"Noble people have magical skills"

"The queen can actually sleep"

"I'm still sleeping so peacefully. This small temple in Heifengling invites you as a deity. It's the fate that Master has earned from his daily good deeds."

It tiptoed closer and took a closer look. Fairy Zhuzhu's three heads were rejuvenated and turned back into the appearance of sixteen or seventeen-year-old girls.

"What a magical power. What a magical power."

But the next second, the monkey stopped laughing.

It clearly saw Zhang Congfeng holding one of Fairy Zhuzhu's arms tightly, almost intertwining their fingers.

"This, this, this."

How could the mistress let an outsider hold her hand? If the master saw it, he would probably chop the imperial doctor into pieces on the spot!

"It can't be done! It can't be done!"

The old monkey howled sharply, and his expression became miserable and terrifying.

"Zhang Guiren! What are you doing? You can touch this too?!"

Jiang Xueming made a silence gesture, telling Mr. Mu Dexing to shut up.

"Empress Zhuzhu has just gone to bed, please don't make any noise."

The old monkey calmed down, there was blame in his eyes, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it: "How dare you, noble man, to hold Queen Zhuzhu while she is sleeping peacefully."

"You shouldn't ask this." Jiang Xueming interrupted: "What you should ask is how I made it sleep. You should ask more - where did it get the qualifications to hold my hand."

The old monkey tensed up and was suddenly shocked by this overbearing and arrogant aura.

It thought to itself - indeed he had served the emperor's imperial doctor. After coming to Heifeng Ridge, Zhang Guiren was still neither humble nor arrogant, and never lowered his head.

So, if the Holy One wants to go to bed peacefully, he must also interlock with Zhang Guiren?

Otherwise, how could the noble person say "Is Lady Zhuzhu qualified?"

This means that probably only the emperor is worthy of touching his hands.

Mr. Mu Dexing was smart and wise, and he immediately figured out the meaning.

"My lord, do you want to use your palms to activate this magical power?"

Jiang Xueming asked, "What else?"

Old Huang Yuan was embarrassed for a moment, and he couldn't continue to say ugly things, so he quickly said a few words of flattery.

"I am too blind to see Mount Tai. It is a great joy that Empress Zhuzhu can sleep. My heart is confused and I have lost my sense of proportion."

Jiang Xueming went straight to the point: "You didn't come to Guanyin Cave to talk about these nonsense."

"Oh." Old Huang Yuan was startled at first, and he was also wondering why the imperial doctor seemed to be prepared and knew everything. After thinking over and over again, he finally came up with the story of Tiger Pioneer's assassination of Bai Mu.

After another round of useless nonsense, he went through the process of Tiger Pioneer killing Bai Mu and how Bai Mu counterattacked to kill the rebel, and finally took out the fake sword.

"Noble sir, this magic weapon can nourish the fetus, take it quickly."

"Fake." Jiang Xueming said bluntly and calmly.

Kizaru's brain was shut down.

Jiang Xueming knocked on the iron sword, and a clear sword sound sounded.

"It's fake. It's just ordinary iron. It's not the life-protecting magic weapon of King Hundred Eyes."

Kizaru: "Fake?! But...but it can split the protective sword of the Immortal Lord."

"The hardness of your copper-iron alloy is not high enough. How can it compare with carbon steel in terms of metallurgical technology?" Jiang Xueming didn't bother to explain: "Does a powerful iron bar blade have to be a hundred-eye magic weapon?"

"When the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord uses it, can he summon the demon from outside the territory?"

Kizaru suddenly realized: "I can't shout."

Jiang Xueming did not continue and waited for Kizaru to ask himself.

Mr. Mu Dexing was waiting by the bed. The monkey waited for a while and asked for the host-guest etiquette.

If it spoke first about this matter, it would be asking for help from others, and even the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord would be indebted to Zhang Guiren.

But Zhang Guiren spoke first, so the situation was different. It was Guiren who took the initiative to explain clearly the cause and effect.

Mu De thought about it again and again, and felt that the truth about the magic weapon was too important, and he had to ask to get to the bottom of it.

This clever old monkey took another detour——

——It has always understood the truth that "the shortest way is the long way around".

"Does Empress Zhuzhu know about this?"

Jiang Xueming: "As soon as I came in, the queen asked me to tell a story. When the story was almost finished, I told it this matter - it knew the cause and effect."

Only then did the old monkey feel at ease and asked the real question.

"Just now, the noble man and I were talking about Dan Chenzi's treacherous act, but the noble man was so calm that he had already anticipated it."

Jiang Xueming explained: "This tiger stopped at the Sifang Earth Temple, preparing to take away Jinxu's credit and take me away - Jinxu and I are both doctors, fellow Taoists who preach to each other and exchange medical skills."

"Do you know what this is? This is the friendship between teachers and students."

"This black tiger is so greedy that it not only wants to win the first prize, but also wants Jin Xu to kneel down and lick its shoes clean."

Kizaru's eyes widened: "What a courageous dog!"

Having said that, we are all brothers in the same sect. How could Mr. Mu Dexing not know Dan Chenzi's temper? It just wanted to make an expression and win Zhang Guiren's favor.

"I couldn't see Jin Xu being humiliated, so I came out to speak a few words of justice." Jiang Xueming continued to tell the story: "As a result, Dan Chenzi got even more serious and sent demons to collect feces from the barren mountains and forests to catch poisonous insects, and smeared them on his shoes together. I still want Jin Xu to lick it clean."

"I just thought, where does it come from?"

"In the end, it actually targeted the Corpse Demon Soul-Resolving Sword."

"It wants to kill Baimu and become the Black Tiger Immortal Lord."

The yellow ape didn't dare to say anything, it felt very angry.

Just when it was welcoming guests in front of the cave, it kindly asked to put Dan Chenzi in to meet the master alone, but it didn't expect to give this guy a chance to assassinate him.

"I was originally raising a baby for Empress Zhuzhu, and I couldn't stay out of it at this moment. It wanted to seize the sword, and I, a weak doctor, couldn't do anything about it." Jiang Xueming continued: "So I made a fake sword."

"Where did the forge and firepower come from?" Old Huang Yuan asked doubtfully: "There is no casting room in the Sifang Earth Temple."

"I'm from the Nine Realms." Jiang Xueming joked casually: "Have you ever heard of the Nine Realms' method of forging weapons?"

Huang Yuan is a local monkey in Heifengling, and he has also heard the legend of the Nine Realms told by traveling merchants.

It is rumored that the people living in that land have large equipment and workshops, and can smelt ten thousand kilograms of pig iron and wrought iron in a day. It cannot imagine a specific picture, and it has no such concept.

"It's magical." Old Huang Yuan muttered: "So, this black-hearted tiger came to the palace with a fake sword and was no match for the Immortal Lord! Thanks to the noble man's clever calculation! He helped the Immortal Lord avoid this disaster!"

Jiang Xueming shook his head: "Being kind to others cannot be called merit."

Kizaru was stunned for a while, he couldn't understand the doctor's words at all——

——If this matter is put in the eyes of local monsters, it will be an opportunity to rise to fame.

To put it bluntly, a little monster in the third grade of elementary school suddenly won the first prize of the Hunyuan Creation Kung Fu in the Black Fengling Mountains. When he arrived at his own monster cave, he would not enter the door. He wished he could ride on his parents' heads and circle the entire mountain three times to win the prize. Played on a loop for seven days and seven nights through loudspeakers.

But Zhang Guiren actually said "it can't be called merit"?

This level, this realm, this is what the damn people are called from the capital.

Jiang Xueming: "And whether I can take credit or not is not up to me - Heifeng Ridge is dangerous, and King Bai Mu held the responsibility afterwards, and Jin Xu and I were both afraid."

"We neither have the ability to stop this tiger nor the information in advance."

"This is already a serious crime of not reporting the information and being unable to kill the thief."

"As of now, I just want to be safe. As for the merit or not, you have to ask Empress Zhuzhu. She nods in agreement. This is the credit."

[Part②·Very bad]

Kizaru's eyes lit up——

——No wonder Zhang Guiren arrived at the entrance of Baimu Cave, immediately rubbed oil on his feet and ran to Guanyin Cave.

In order to put aside the blame, the imperial doctor immediately blew air on the empress's pillow. He was afraid that King Bai Mu would do everything wrong and get angry and kill Jin Xu and Zhang Congfeng together.

Its mind kept spinning, and it remembered that Zhang Congfeng specifically mentioned the magic weapon in front of the cave door. I'm afraid he wanted to send a message secretly but was unable to do anything. It's a pity that I, a monkey, can't think clearly - I actually regarded Dan Chenzi as one of my own. !

There is both sincerity and scheming. A chivalrous, righteous and courageous Bodhisattva heart!

This is such a noble person that Mr. Mu De Xing takes the initiative to please and rely on!

Kizaru immediately asked: "The real sword is in your hands?"

Jiang Xueming took the real sword from next to the doctor's bag and opened the cloth bag.

"It's always been by my side, hiding under Dan Chenzi's nose - it was so happy to get the fake sword that it never thought I would dare to lie to it."

Kizaru held the real sword and took a closer look. He was immediately amazed and said: "You are so courageous! Even if a huge mountain collapses in front of you, your face does not change! You are a hero!"

"Don't laugh at me." Jiang Xueming said: "Empress Zhuzhu can't sleep without this magic weapon. With this magic weapon, it can kill seven points of the elixir fire, and my medical skills can destroy the remaining three points of the evil poison."

When Kizaru heard this, he quickly returned the sword to the bed, not daring to act rashly.

But with a thought in Jiang Xueming's mind, Fragrant Dream Dispelling Power made Fairy Zhuzhu, who was originally "kind-faced and kind-eyed", gradually become sullen and irritable, and she was about to wake up.

"It's a disaster! It's a disaster." Mr. Mu Dexing knelt down quickly: "It's because of my naughty curiosity that disturbed the queen's dream."

At this time, Jiang Xueming completely let go of his hand.

Mr. Mu Dexing felt that in the huge alchemy furnace room, there was originally a clean and peaceful fragrance that was reassuring and focused. It was the spiritual pressure of fragrant dreams. At this moment, it turned back into the anger and resentment of the fairy fetus in Fairy Zhuzhu's belly.

The human-faced spider turned over and returned to the same posture as when it first faced Jiang Xueming, with all eight arms and eight claws pointed at the outsider in a defensive posture.

Zhuzhu saw the appearance of the monkey head clearly and woke up completely, letting go of her guard. Her six eyes rolled around for a while, as if she had lost her mind in a dream that was too beautiful.

"My lord, give me a hand."

Jiang Xueming didn't dare to make a move: "Your Majesty, do you want to get up? I'd better lie down and don't get pregnant."

"Come and give me a hand." Zhuzhu said coquettishly: "I feel refreshed and have some strength this night. When I was a child, my old mother said that I was very active and that I was a wild kid who couldn't sit still - just you Give me a hand."

This old witch didn't want to sit up. To put it bluntly, she was just like the old pervert in the inpatient unit who saw the pretty little nurse. She just complained that she was not sick and wanted to touch Dr. Zhang's hand again.

Jiang Xueming winked at Mr. Mu Dexing in private——

——Mude immediately understood.

"Empress! The King of Hundred Eyes sent me to deliver the sword! That Dan Chenzi."

"I know," Zhuzhu drawled impatiently: "I know!~ Got it!~ I've told it all once!~ Zhang Guiren has told me!~"

"What kind of loser is the gatekeeper? How can I be my husband's opponent?"

"Mude, let me ask you, can it be seen that my husband is injured?"

Lord Mu Dexing responded: "Unscathed! Majestic from all directions!"

Zhuzhu immediately said: "I would like to thank Zhang Guiren for his little trick. With a handful of scraps of copper and iron, this traitor showed his true colors. It's just that the poor Yuzhen child has come and gone in the wind and rain. Dan Chenzi is A traitor can get a job as a gatekeeper - I want to find an explanation from my husband, so call Bai Mu immediately!"

The news of Yuzhen's death did not reach Heifeng Ridge, and Zhuzhu never imagined that Zhang Congfeng beside him was the culprit who killed his adopted son.

When Huang Yuan heard Empress Zhuzhu's summons and preached the sermon, he immediately responded: "Isn't that inappropriate?"

Zhuzhu was confident and arrogant: "What's wrong? I am possessed by a fairy fetus, the magic weapon is also under the bed, Zhang Guiren is still beside me to coax me to sleep, and I rarely wake up several times a year. It is when my power is at its peak, you are afraid of me My husband has lost his mind? He wants to hurt me? But does he have this ability? "

The dead are better than the living, and the fake can win the real magic weapon - this is the result Jiang Xueming wants to see.

The next operation is even simpler, although the Saint will not lose to the same move. But against different Saints, one move is enough.

Kizaru bowed out respectfully and went out to deliver the order. He wanted to tell the news and the whole story to King Hundred Eyes.

During this gap, Jiang Xueming obeyed the order obediently, put on his gloves and held the hand of the Man-Faced Monster Spider, and half-pushed and half-lifted Zhuzhu up. Even the little monsters waiting on the left and right were gone. It was the time to whisper.

Empress Zhuzhu was no longer reserved and got straight to the point.

"You help my husband, and you also help me. This is a great achievement. What benefits does the Buddhist carver give you?"

Jiang Xueming: "He spared my life and allowed me to go to the capital to see the saint. I also want to go to Tai Hospital to continue my studies."

Empress Zhuzhu continued: "These hands are like flowers and jade, and this face is like flowers and jade. With such a good skin and such good skills, why not stay in Heifeng Ridge?"

Jiang Xueming immediately panicked: "Did the Buddhist sculptor make this promise?"

"Ha" Zhuzhu was selfish, and chuckled with three mouths: "Who is a Buddha carver? My husband has obtained the real magic weapon and wants to keep you in Black Wind Ridge. How dare he gossip? For you, an ordinary mortal. Are you going to break your skin?"

Jiang Xueming suddenly felt desperate and looked haggard: "Mother, must you keep me?"

"You come from the Nine Realms." Empress Zhuzhu stretched her body and said casually: "Of course you have seen glory and wealth, and you don't like my small temple. I understand."

"But the situation is stronger than the person. Once you enter my cave, it's up to you whether you can get out or not."

"It's better than this."

Empress Zhuzhu whispered——

"——I have merit in conceiving a fairy child, and Lingguang Buddha will definitely love me."

"When my husband comes, I will instigate him to kill the Buddha carver."

"Baimu is dull-minded and will definitely not be able to control this fellow Hefeng fellow. I and Lingguang Buddha recommend you to lead this Black Wind Town and be the next Buddha carver."

"After giving birth to the fairy fetus, I will be able to match two husbands. If you are afraid, I will hold the real magic weapon of the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord, and he will be silly and happy holding the fake sword - from now on, he will live here and there, living the life of a god. "

"When you arrive in Shangjing, Buddha Lingguang will come to help you. Your future is bright."

Jiang Xueming shook his head after hearing this.

"I'm afraid this is not good."

If he refused directly and said "no", Empress Zhuzhu would also be angry - Jiang Xueming had seen a lot of the temper of local snakes.

But with a "ba" added at the end, this little tail is like a magic spell.

Zhuzhu couldn't wait any longer, having experienced a happy life in her dream - she couldn't wait for Baimu to fly up right away, grab the centipede husband by the neck, and drink him some ecstasy soup.