Abyss Express

Woodpluck: "Do you often fall asleep in your car?"

Luo Ping'an: "No, I'm not sleepy."

Wood: "But you can barely open your eyes."

Luo Ping'an: "Because of the road noise."

Wood: "Road noise? You mean car tire noise? Is it hypnotic?"

Luo Pingan: "Indeed."

Wood: "It's really a bit hypnotic. I often drive long distances and the train starts to move."

Luo Ping'an interrupted: "It's just like the sound of ticking when it rains."

Wood: "I remember a lot of people called this white noise, which can help you sleep."

Luo Ping'an: "Yes, that's what it means."

"But we are riding in a carriage." Wood winked and said to the Taoist priest beside him: "The carriage also makes tire noise?"

"Dinosaur. Dinosaur." Luo Ping'an leaned against the car window: "That's the sound."

Wood: "I don't think so."

Luo Pingan: "Why? I don't need to lie to you."

Wood: "Because I saw it too."

Luo Pingan: "What did you see?"

Wood: "On the right side of the motorcade just now, that was the escort chief's daughter."

Luo Ping'an: "Cough"

Wood: "A girl in her thirties, very open and sexy, wearing a dress. Fishtail skirt and flesh-colored stockings, I can see clearly - why are you squinting and tilting your head all the way?"

Luo Ping'an said seriously: "Pindao has no such idea."

Wood: "Then change the topic?"

Luo Ping'an: "I'm really sleepy."

Wood: "Then change seats?"

Luo Ping'an: "That's not necessary."

After a while, Mr. Ping An said.

"Okay, let's change the subject."

Wood: "I also like to look at beautiful women. At first, my wife would pull my ears."

Luo Ping'an: "Uh-huh."

Wood: "Later I told her that when I went out for a walk, I saw a handsome guy, and I pulled her over with me - everyone must have a pair of eyes that discover beauty."

Luo Ping'an: "That's good."

"I didn't admit it at first. I was as sleepy as the Taoist priest, so I made an excuse to peek - because I was afraid that my wife would perform a craniotomy on me." Wood asked curiously: "The Taoist priest doesn't have a wife, so why not? Do you want to watch it secretly?"

Luo Ping'an replied seriously: "Because of an old friend."

"Oh." Wood said half-understood, "I'd like to hear the details."

"Here." Luo Ping'an first took out two smoking pots from the bag, gave them to Wood, and lit the fire for the two of them - green smoke came out of the carriage window.

"I used to have a good friend."

"My name is Ping An, and his name is Changsheng."

"I started my business in the Wuling Mountain area, working hard with Fugui and a group of brothers."

"After inheriting the Taiyi Xuanmen and Rootless Tree lineage, everything has to start from scratch."

"The earliest local specialties of Wuling Mountain were glutinous rice and fish meatballs, camellia oil, day lily and salt - except for salt, which is a sensitive and special thing, other materials can be transported by waterway and sold to distant places for money. They can be stored for a long time."

"I asked Fugui to go out and look for business opportunities. He was afraid of being alone and wanted me to be his bodyguard."

"Going to Dongdu Port, to a wine street in the Amitlan continent, I met Changsheng."

Wood: "Wait a minute, does this mean that this 'immortal' counts as a friend you made during the process of starting your business?"

Luo Ping'an: "That's right."

Wood: "Didn't he start a career with you in Shanmen?"

Luo Ping'an: "Just fair-weather friends."

Wood: "What does that have to do with you peeking at beautiful women?"

Luo Ping'an: "It's a big deal, don't worry."

Just like that, Luo Pingan continued.

"On the first day I went to Yamitlan for boating, Changsheng left me behind. I was in a bar at that time. There were many foreign girls." Luo Ping'an described: "The rich and noble greased the soles of their feet and ran away, he said When he sees foreign girls, he thinks of his mother - he is a fake foreigner with blond hair and blue eyes. He has never seen his parents since he was a child and he doesn't want to communicate with these same people. He has a mental disorder."

Wood: "Oh"

"Changsheng found me. The two of us leaned against the bar, drank and looked at the beauties." Luo Pingan described vividly: "That was the first time I saw so many."

He clasped his hands in vain, his eyes wandering.

"A big girl with scantily clad clothes and a bulging front and back."

"I was young and full of energy at that time. I couldn't stand this stimulation."

"I'm going to focus on one right away! Across from me at the bar, there's a blue-eyed girl wearing a traditional Lennon costume, a plaid skirt with suspenders, and some freckles on her face. I'll talk to Changsheng."

"Hey! This girl is so beautiful."

Luo Ping'an's face became depressed.

"Guess what? Master Wood?"

Wood: "Huh?"

"Chang Sheng rushed to the girl, immediately asked for her local post office number, and then flirted with this Lennon National University girl." Luo Ping'an shrugged meaninglessly: "I said OK!~OK!~Sure! It's all fine. !”

"When this girl agrees to go on a date and wants to go back and change into more formal clothes, I will talk to Chang Sheng in private in detail - this is the girl I like."

"Chang Sheng apologized immediately - Oh! I didn't mean it, brother Ping An"

"Immediately afterwards, I found another target. At that time, I also asked Fugui. Fugui was too honest and didn't dare to come to the bar to hang out - so I asked him clearly."

"Wealthy likes mature people, not mainly for their faces, but for their bodies and butts."

"I just found a guy with a really nice butt, I thought to myself."

"It's such a pity that wealth can't come, but I can't let myself feel pity."

"I have to help Fugui and experience the nightlife of this Amitlan."

Wood: "Then your brother is so generous."

"Hey, Mr. Wood, guess what?" Luo Ping'an was dissatisfied and couldn't laugh or cry: "Before I asked someone for her number, Brother Changsheng rushed up and asked me to watch the lanterns in Chinatown at night. As a result, the girl was also very happy. I ran home and changed my clothes."

"I was so angry at that time that I could speak Chinese out of anger."

"I asked him, I said Li Changsheng! Why are you so active in picking up foreign girls? And you also like to snatch food from the tiger's mouth?"

"Changsheng has an innocent face. He said it was his birthright curse."

"When I heard there was such a curse? Of course I didn't believe it."

Wood: "Where is such an evil curse? Are you being attacked by the soul? This guy is bullying you and thinks you are not proactive enough. You are from Chabon! You always like to go round and round! Awkward!"

"Master Wood, it's really not what you think." Luo Ping'an shook his head and said with a serious expression: "At that time, the medical department in the mountain gate, one of my good brothers in the Five Elements Sect, specifically reminded me—— I have inner demons.”

"The more I think about this matter, the more it feels wrong. I will go back to the hotel to rest that night."

"It's so late at night, my little right hand."

Speaking of this, Luo Ping'an rolled up his sleeves and exposed his right hand——

——This arm is the natal magic weapon of Taoist Ping An, and it is also the essence of a woman.

During his trip to Shinto City, Jiang Xueming had seen this arm. It was fair and woman-like, with slender fingers and delicate skin.

This is also the source of Luo Ping An's spiritual energy. This immortal did not have such strong spiritual energy, but he was possessed by the devil due to a strange combination of circumstances. The devil wanted to seize Ping An's body and used this arm to seduce Ping An. — ended up being a mutually beneficial parasitic relationship.

"When I returned to the hotel, I saw Xiaoyou transformed into a human form and waiting for me in the room."

Luo Pingan described.

"Originally, this arm often affected my mind, and a vague figure would appear in my dreams. This female devil was originally sealed in a magical coffin made of golden nanmu. I went to carry the coffin, and accidentally let her Possession - the arm is missing at the end, and the arm becomes hers."

"I didn't expect that I would bump into her in the hotel while on a business trip."

"She had a strange aroma of wine all over her body at that time. I was so distracted that I lost my mind and went to hug her immediately."

Luo Pingan's tone was horrifying.

"But in the mirror, my face is not my own."

"That is clearly Li Changsheng's face, and the thing he is holding is not a beautiful woman. It is not my little right."

"It's a rotting corpse."

Wood: "Tsk, tsk, tsk, how strange."

"I was so frightened that I was shocked. When I came back to my senses, I found that there was no one else in the room. They were all gone in the blink of an eye." Luo Pingan described: "It seemed that it was just my inner demons that were causing trouble. I hurried to go Ask Fugui - have you seen Li Changsheng?"

"Fugui said - are you sick again? Just pretend that he is! You have been talking about this person these days. It's not good if I say he is not. I have never seen him before. You can look for him elsewhere."

"That's when I suddenly realized - it was me who asked for the number in the pub, I was the one who asked the girl out, and I was the one who asked for the postal code and contact information."

"The female devil in my body must be angry, so she transformed into Li Changsheng to tease me. Then she transformed into some weird corpses to scare me."

Luo Pingan laughed and said——

"——I went to peek at a beautiful woman, how dare I admit it openly? What if she is unhappy?"

Wood: "Is your right hand still considered your empress?"

"Hey! Don't say these weird things." Luo Pingan vowed: "I have always only had Xiaoyou in my heart. She is the master wife of my students, the only one."

Wood asked curiously: "What size shoes does the escort chief's daughter have?"

Luo Ping'an took the truth seriously and answered confidently: "Size 42, she has big feet and doesn't have the habit of binding them. I can tell at a glance."

Before he finished speaking, Mr. Ping An raised his right hand involuntarily and slapped the Taoist priest so hard that his nose almost bled.

"I believe it." Wood sighed: "It's so outrageous."

At this moment, a little head came through the carriage door curtain. He is a disciple of Luo Ping'an from the Wuling Mountain lineage.

"Master! We are almost at Heifeng Ridge! The road is not easy to walk! We have to get off the car and climb the mountain!"

Mr. Ping An still had a red mark on his face, and he couldn't explain anything to his apprentice. He couldn't say that the slap was caused by Wood, right? That was too exciting.

He looked at Wood angrily——

——Wood whistled, knowing that Luo Pingan had such a character, he could tell the truth and never wanted to lie. Even if you have to get slapped, you have to express your inner desires.

After getting off the car, the two of them took their young apprentice together, thanked the caravan's escort, paid the toll, and then headed to Heifeng Ridge.

Ping An brought up the topic: "Master Wood, I talked about my inner demons, do you have any concerns in this regard?"

"It's hard to say." Wood responded casually.

Luo Ping'an: "Is it difficult to say or do you dare not say?"

Wood: "Both of them."

Luo Ping'an: "That won't work. If you hide from it and be afraid of it, won't it become even more powerful?"

Wood: "Do you really want to listen?"

Luo Ping'an: "I also want to help Master Wood. I like to help people get rid of superstitions, otherwise I won't be able to talk to the BOSS."

"Well" Wood scratched his head. Seeing that he still had to climb a few miles of mountain road to get to Black Wind Town, he talked about this matter: "Actually, there are two inner demons that I dare not face."

Luo Ping'an: "Let's see if I can kill this extraterrestrial demon."

"When I was a child, I came from the mortal world." Wood told his story: "I was still a time traveler. Do you know this concept?"

Luo Ping'an: "You probably know a thing or two. Are you not from this era?"

Wood: "I have been here since 1986, but through a time travel, I returned to Lennon's kingdom a long time ago, from the mortal world to Shambhala - with modern memories, to a barbaric primitive land. continent."

"Your wife has said this, and BOSS has also said it." Luo Ping'an sighed: "It is not easy for Mr. Wood to live smoothly to this day. He is now the representative of the Philosopher Foundation and an important member of the Security Council's psychic affairs department. member."

"Hey! Let's talk about this inner demon." Wood continued: "Before I traveled through time, I was still a stupid college student. Even earlier, when I was fifteen or sixteen years old."

"I have a grandpa at home, and my grandma passed away early. I was a left-behind child, and my grandpa raised me up."

"One year, I was admitted to a key high school in the city. At the end of the year, I knew that I was going to study in the city soon, so I discussed it with a boy. Since I was no longer with my grandfather, I wanted to do some flower work to repay my grandfather. The grace of upbringing.”

Luo Ping'an nodded: "It's a good thing."

Wood continued: "Fa Xiao and I were only fifteen or sixteen years old at the time. When we combined, we might as well rent discs from a video store and go home to play movies for my grandpa."

Luo Ping'an: "Yeah."

Wood: "Then the two of us made more than 30 colored sheets together. We said they would help grandpa activate blood circulation and remove blood stasis."

"Huh?!" Luo Ping'an couldn't understand.

Wood: "I remember that my grandpa was really happy and praised us for our filial piety. Later, when I grew up and went to college, I felt that something was wrong."

Luo Ping'an: "That's indeed a bit wrong."

Wood: "Later, my grandpa kept asking me if there was anything like this. He was an old man and couldn't go to the video store to spend money. He was thin-skinned. I was in college and I didn't have the chance to go back and fix him. He couldn't leave until he left. Even though he was on the road, he was still obsessed with this thing. He was too old to be stimulated, and I did not fulfill his wish when he died - this is one of my inner demons."

After finishing speaking, Luo Ping'an didn't dare to answer.

Wood: "How about I find a chance to burn some?"

Luo Ping'an: "You are indeed a filial son, you can give it a try."

Wood: "You said this spans hundreds of years in time and space. Can the old man receive it?"

Luo Ping'an: "Did you go to the mortal world to visit your relatives later?"

Wood: "I went there, but didn't find my own family. I knew - I should have traveled to another universe. For example, it turned out that the universe was for grandpa to watch movies. There was no grandpa in this universe, and there was no grandpa in this universe. There are no short movies, not even my family. From ancient times to 1986, there was no such person as me in the FE33031 multiverse. I have been studying this thing."

It is precisely because Wood is particularly interested in time and space travel that he has the ability to defeat FE204863.

"Wait a minute." Luo Ping suddenly felt the pressure: "Can we discuss another inner demon first?"

"Okay, I'll go on." Wood adjusted his sunglasses seriously: "Actually, it has something to do with the movie."

Luo Ping'an: "Isn't it for grandpa this time?"

Wood: "I watched it myself."

Luo Ping'an: "Okay, go on."

Wood: "Do you know about the movie "Alien"? Mr. Dao?"

Luo Ping'an: "I'm an old star-chasing fan, you say I don't know this stuff?"

Wood: "Yes, my inner demon."

"Ah?" Luo Ping'an didn't understand: "Are you afraid of monsters? Are you afraid of this alien creature in Alien?"

Wood: "No, that's not right."

Luo Ping'an: "That"

At this time, Luo Pingan clearly felt something was wrong.

Wood looked serious and had a correct attitude.

"When I was thirteen, the video store happened to have a translated version of Alien."

Luo Ping'an: "You can't avoid this video store, right?"

"It is said that inner demons should be cultivated from an early age." Wood explained impatiently: "Don't interrupt me, childhood shadows are childhood shadows. When people grow up and lose their shame and skin, what other shadows are left? The most difficult thing to overcome is not It’s money, life, and power!”

"For someone like you, Taoist Priest, you just can't cross one color, so you're already pretty good."

Luo Pingan: "You should talk about the video store."

"Actually, the thing is very simple." Wood said seriously: "I was thirteen years old at the time, doing craft work for this movie."

Luo Pingan's brain stopped working for a while.

"Do you mean what I mean? To Sigourney Weaver."

Wood: "No."

Luo Ping'an: "Oh."

Wood: "When you grow up, you will think these things are simply abnormal and bizarre. But if you think about it carefully, it seems that everything a child does is reasonable - after all, I have no father, no mother, no upbringing."

Luo Ping'an: "Don't take me for granted, don't let me think carefully, don't say that, Pindao thinks he is normal."

Wood shook his finger, looking innocent.

"So later I thought about it, how could I do such strange things when I was a child? Do I have a psychological problem? Am I really a normal person? It is my inner demon - this shadow can only stay in childhood, and it has always been It’s all affecting my character.”

Luo Ping'an: "That's true"

Wood: "It's no wonder that I think watching movies for my grandpa has the effect of promoting blood circulation and removing blood stasis. No, this is too bizarre and weird. I can't think about it anymore."

At this time, the two of them saw the road leading to Black Wind Town.

A handsome monk in white clothes and black cassock sensed the spiritual pressure and came out early to greet him.

"Teacher Wood." Jiang Xueming didn't waste time and was still looking for some loot.

Wood had sharp eyes and immediately asked: "What's in this dustpan?"

Luo Ping'an led his apprentice forward to take a closer look: "Oh! There is the essence of a demon!"

Jiang Xueming recovered the magic weapon of the Hundred-Eyed King. These essences were the soul-breaking sword that Judas smashed. He wanted to see if this thing was still useful. After all, other magic weapons were considered as instant Buddha props, and they could be revived even after the body was dead. effect.

After sorting through the layers of spinning nets and bamboo basket dustpans, some fine sand and bone powder leaked out, and the magnets sucked away the copper-iron alloy part.

"This is the magic weapon of the Hundred-Eyed King. Maybe it can also be effective and reveal the most fearful inner demons in people's hearts."

Before he finished speaking, Xueming stood up with a big basin.

Looking back, there is no one in sight.