Abyss Express

Chapter 641 Postscript ②·Going up the mountain is to go down the mountain

"Family, family!"

"What a beautiful scenery in Hefengling! What a mountain! What a water!"

"Let's take a look at the Earth Temple in the distance! Come to me to get the fairy water after you're done!"

Holding a big loudspeaker, Wood Placker called to Taoist Master Ping An's young apprentice to set up a stage and took out more than two hundred tin cans from his luggage.

As soon as the big suitcase was opened, Jiang Xueming couldn't understand.

He only knew that Master Ping An and Teacher Wood were here, but he had no idea why they were here or what they were doing.

As a violent mechanism, he finished fighting the monsters, and these two shameless old immortals immediately followed up. They seemed to have calculated the time correctly and were waiting for the unknown person to fire the first shot.

The adults in Hefeng Town have not completely transformed back into "human beings". Beating them with a peeling tree will at best only change their skin. To live a long and healthy life is another problem.

There have been extreme situations like this during expeditions in the past. Under the condition that most residents of a region or a town have turned into blood-giving monsters, there are still human children surviving. Once the city is massacred, hundreds of thousands of households will be killed. The orphans living on the streets are worse than dead.

In the past, these complex problems were dealt with by a complete set of logistical affairs, including appeasing the emotions of the offender's family and leaving a way for insiders and those involved to survive through labor reform. Railways can solve these problems.

But there is no railway in Chabon -

——Xue Ming is not in a hurry to chase Zhao Jianying, he just wants to stay in Hefeng Town and see what tricks Teacher Wood is going to play.

Until the clan elders from the villages and towns came to be blessed by the peeling tree, these old men were already old, and the lycanthropy disease broke out very quickly. He immediately found Zhang Guiren to seek fate and transform back into a human being.

At this time, Luo Ping'an ordered his apprentice to take over Jiang Xueming's work.

"You can use the skinning magic weapon to do things for Mr. Zhang."

The young apprentice nodded and responded, "I just want to greet these townspeople and call their blood relatives to help. I want blood from the fingertips of young children, sixteen drops at a time, and take it with sticky rice every two or three days? Is that right?"

Luo Ping'an: "I don't care about sticky rice or glutinous rice. I can eat all grains."

"What do you mean by blood relatives?" The young apprentice scratched his head.

Luo Ping'an: "As a family, the blood matching effect is very good. If we use blood from other families, these blood donation freaks may not be able to eat enough. If one day someone runs away from Hefeng Town to the Nine Realms, and brings their own children with them Wouldn’t it be embarrassing to go for a paternity test and it turns out that I have the DNA of Uncle Wang next door?”

"Oh, now I understand." The young apprentice immediately went to work.

When Jiang Xueming had time, he came to Luo Pingan and asked in a low voice.

"Master Ping An, you asked your apprentice to come to Hefeng Town to handle this matter, do you want him to stay here permanently?"

"This." Luo Ping'an hugged his knees, and he and Jiang Xueming got together, sat beside the low stool in the town's fire pit, chose a millstone and sat down to bask in the sun: "This little Kuang."

He pointed at his disciple.

"He has four brothers in his family. I calculated with my fingers and it happened to match Fairy Zhuzhu's plum blossoms, orchids, bamboos and chrysanthemums. So I took him down the mountain."

"Among the four brothers, he is the youngest. The three brothers in front are named Kuang Zhijian, Kuang Zhiqiang and Kuang Zhigang. He is Kuang Zhiyi - strong and resolute. He has great perseverance and perseverance."

"Leave it to him to sew skin bags for people in Hefeng Town."

"Little brother, you have more important things to do and you have to go elsewhere."

Jiang Xueming: "Shall I go to Beijing?"

Luo Ping'an nodded: "Hey, when you pass my Wuling Mountain, you come to the main hall to share the spoils - get the communication tool, which is the elixir."

Jiang Xueming asked in surprise: "Have you achieved anything yet?"

"Then it can't be arranged? You teachers are making a big fuss in Sendai Mansion." Luo Ping'an continued: "Master Wood and I heard the news, traveled non-stop day and night, and rushed over immediately."

Jiang Xueming's confidence increased greatly. If he could get the elixir, even just one of it——

——In this deserted place where there is no radio, Judas will definitely be surprised.

This is the enemy's radio station. If Judah's communication is cut off, he will not be able to contact the various provinces and caves, and will not be able to obtain other fairy fetuses, and he will definitely break the defense.

After thinking about this, Jiang Xueming continued to ask.

"Little brother Kuang Zhiyi has always stayed here? This is a matter of two or three generations. Heifeng Town used to conduct blood donation ceremonies. As long as they were adults and got married, they were poisoned by Huan Dan - they turned into disaster beasts. After you are sown, you will never be able to be a human being again.”

"Asking him to guard Hefengling and restore green water and green mountains to this mountain town is a great meritorious deed." Luo Ping'an's envoy's statement was very beautiful, and he also made it clear: "At first, when I traveled to the southwest, I saw I went to a mountain village to worship ghosts and Buddhas, and one of them was the Kuang family. I was weak at the time and had no magic weapon, so I could only try to fight with my life against the devils in the village - and in the end, both sides suffered losses."

"The devil will not live long. He wants to bury the villagers with him. I can save as many as I can. Among them are the parents and grandparents of the Kuang brothers."

"This boy has great talent and has succeeded in his studies under me. Apart from his senior sister, he is also the best disciple I have seen in recent years. Isn't it just right to stay here?"

Jiang Xueming: "Since this little brother has good psychic talent, isn't it true that guarding the mountain in Hefengling is overqualified?"

"Hey, this place is no better than the Nine Realms." Luo Ping'an reminded.

Jiang Xueming suddenly realized: "Oh"

According to the training intensity of BOSS, it is not afraid of talents dying at all, because it has been casting spells remotely to bless these brave men and protect these warriors.

However, Taoist Master Ping An does not have this ability. The active power of the Gate of Wonders has never been inactive. They are all Shambhala natives introduced from the Rootless Tree sect. They are thoughtful and practical in work, and they have experienced this time and time going down the mountain. Grow slowly in the process.

"I don't want him to stay for twenty or thirty years." Luo Ping'an explained: "When he survives the disaster, someone will naturally come to take his place. I'm counting the days."

Jiang Xueming didn't understand and asked: "Overcoming the tribulation?"

Luo Pingan changed his way of speaking and explained in vernacular.

He pointed to the wives, concubines, and children in the village elder's house.

"See, do you see, do you see?"

Jiang Xueming: "Where is it?"

Luo Ping'an: "You kid, don't you have any beauty in your eyes?"

Jiang Xueming: "Oh oh oh."

"You must have a pair of eyes that can discover beauty!" Luo Ping'an stressed: "This man from the Chen family died, whether he died during the decisive battle between the Buddhist sculptor and Bai Mu, or he was tortured by the sun when the lycanthropy broke out, in short he died. ”

"Look at this pretty widow's figure again?"

"Look carefully. Asking my disciple to give alms and do good deeds is also a test for him."

"The skinning magic weapon in his hand is not a magic weapon. It is the emperor's jade seal in Hefeng Town - he needs to hold it securely and feel at ease."

"In addition to beautiful women, there are also money and treasures, and the pull of these six landowners. How can it be your gunsmith's turn to take care of this trivial bullshit?"

"This is all a test, a test."

"When he successfully overcomes the tribulation, and like you kid, there are no more of these things in his eyes, and his heart is empty, then I can put the path of the rootless tree into it."

"When the time comes, I will find a suitable apprentice to replace him. This is not a demon cave. This is my extracurricular heart-training activity room."

Only then did Jiang Xueming realize the intention of Taoist Ping An. Looking at Brother Kuang Zhiyi, he was already sweating profusely - he had just cured the aunt of the Chen family, and two young girls immediately crowded up next to him, wanting to donate blood to their father. The girls were also lively. When they saw these white little Taoist priests with six pure roots, they immediately went over to ask about their family background and wanted to start a high-intensity battle.

"What if little brother can't pass this test? What should he do if he is fascinated by the beauty and blinded by the magic weapon?" Jiang Xueming asked casually.

Luo Pingan smiled, opened the two wisdom swords, fiddled with a pair of bright yellow silk, revealing sixty-six small bells on the outer robe.

"The summons bell is here. It is a very good thing. If he is confused, my bell will ring. I will go to the door and talk to him. If he persists in his obsession, I will give him a destiny, let him have a family and a career, and live down the mountain. Go ahead."

Jiang Xueming: "Isn't it a pity?"

Luo Ping'an: "The reason for going up the mountain is to go down the mountain. There is no pity or pity. It depends on the individual in terms of practice."

Jiang Xueming: "Speaking of this, I think of Xiaoqi's teacher."

"Hey!" When talking about this disciple, Luo Ping'an immediately became nervous.

Jiang Xueming: "Does the rootless tree have clear rules and regulations? Does the real person mean that it cannot touch ordinary hearts?"

"Not really." Luo Ping'an curled his lips, unable to tell lies.

Jiang Xueming: "Teacher A-Ling is with her passengers, are they still considered your disciples?"

"Of course, he likes to visit us during the holidays to ask for red envelopes, and he catches me under the guise of not being married." Luo Ping'an squinted with anger on his face: "Don't talk about this traitor!"

"Let me tell you, this matter is not that simple. It is also a bit simple."

Jiang Xueming: "I hate the Riddler."

"That means." Luo Ping'an explained: "Sooner or later, my students will have to study abroad to further their studies, see the nine realms of heaven and earth, and possibly go to the mortal world to open their eyes. I dare not say that they are willing to come back. ——These are all uncertain things.”

"As for them finding a partner, I have only one request."

"I, an old bachelor, haven't even found a partner yet, or rather, ouch, ouch, ouch."

Before he finished speaking, Master Ping An's right arm refused to obey his command and caught the old pervert's ear.

"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts."

After a while, the real person finally took a breath.

"They want to have free love, which I think is a good thing, but they want to have true love and be real people."

Ping An makes hand gestures with very rich expressions.

"What true love is, it's lust."

"If you are lustful, you have to be lustful all your life, and this is the one person for you. If your partner is old and ugly, you must have great determination and perseverance to engage in lustful sex with this lover."

Jiang Xueming: "That makes sense."

"Since Su Ling can do it, she has the confidence to be with Xia Xia." Luo Ping'an became calm and calm: "There is no such clear rule in our mountain sect - if you want to cultivate, you must be a real person and fall in true love. .”

"It's a pity that there is so much true love in the colorful world? They are together for money, they are together for the skin with heavy make-up, and they are together for the future of their family."

"It was originally a matter of marriage, but later it turned into a flesh-and-blood business."

"This is not my path, I don't follow this principle."

After talking about these casual things, Jiang Xueming asked about serious matters again.

"What is Teacher Wood doing? What is he doing with so many cans?"

Looking towards the center of the hot pond, Kuang Zhiyi sent one family away, and Wood picked up another family, and began to talk about some pyramid schemes, talking about the folks in the village - the philistine's head looked very much like Chen Fugui.

Luo Pingan took out a tin can from his clothes and handed it to Xueming.

Jiang Xueming asked in confusion: "This? Fairy water?"

Luo Pingan: "Open."

Jiang Xueming unscrewed the lid and smelled a familiar smell——

——That was something he hadn’t drunk for a long, long time, almost half a year.

Since changing his body, his weight and height have changed. In order to maintain bone density, he has said goodbye to carbonated drinks. The drink in this can is Coke.

"Ah? What does Teacher Wood want to do?"

"Teach them how to make Coke." Luo Ping'an smiled and said, "I don't want their money."

Coke is a best-selling drink everywhere, both in the mortal world and in the underworld.

"There are three most magical and best-selling drinks in the world, all tempered in fire and sublimated in water."

"Roast tea leaves, roast coffee, and boil caramel."

"This is one of Mr. Wood's tricks. When he encounters lazy people who are difficult to deal with and have no skills, he asks them to make Coke - this does not require any technical content. A barrel of puree is mixed and sent to Sendai. Go packing and shipping, then go to Eureka to mix soda.”

Seeing that Jiang Xueming refused to drink, Luo Pingan took a can and drank it himself.

"You said this thing is free?" Jiang Xueming didn't quite understand what this meant: "How could Mr. Wood convince them to do this?"

Luo Ping'an: "He has a lot of ideas. The Western Continent was a barbaric land at first, but now it's all about cars, more than 20 flights, and big planes - Mr. Wood's skills are almost all focused on internal affairs. , he slowly turned a primitive forest into a modern civilization, so you don’t have to worry."

"And."

"This guy is very clever. He says he doesn't need any money, but he is just like every old capitalist. He should first provide production standards, production methods and transportation methods."

"Then there are the sales process, freight, travel and guidance fees."

"The last thing is brand effectiveness and corporate culture. If you just get these things, which one doesn't cost money?"

"But the most powerful thing about Mr. Wood is that he can settle accounts, and his life is naturally tough enough. He is not afraid of being framed or suspected, and he does not need to hang up street lights."

"When he first arrived in the Nine Realms, BOSS asked him to be a think tank cabinet minister - he was not in a hurry. He returned to the secular world first, went to Florida to take the lawyer's license, worked in a law firm for a few years, and joined a lobbyist team. Later. He made political donations to President Kennedy, then went to the CIA to do work related to international relations, and finally served on the Security Council."

"After making such a long circle, I carefully returned to the BOSS."

Luo Pingan shrugged with a playful smile.

"I don't have that much ability, so naturally I don't have so many worries and worries. When people think about something, they may have already thought about it five or six steps. I am more practical and take one step at a time."

After a busy day, Wood finally called it a day, and it was very difficult to explain the effects of the fairy water to these mountain town villagers. He almost said that he was bald.

"Hey!" Wood returned to Xueming and sat down on the millstone.

Jiang Xueming: "Thank you for your hard work, teacher."

Wood pointed to the smoky houses on the side of the fire pit: "Tricky people!"

Jiang Xueming: "What's going on?"

Wood: "Let me just say that Hefengling has iron and copper. There are also large areas of beehives and fertile fields. Calculating this, the output of corn sugar or sucrose is definitely not low. Together with maltose, the annual output is at least 180 Go up."

"When these words are spoken, the faces of several clan leaders will not look good - they just want to make wine, so they have to prepare the wine."

"My blood pressure was high at the time - wasn't it the result of drinking wine?"

"The elders looked even worse after hearing this. Their defense was broken."

“I quickly tried to put in good words, but in the end we couldn’t agree on the money issue.”

"It was originally agreed that I would do the work and they would produce the materials, I would handle the sales, and I would also do the packaging and transportation. Count it as five silver dollars per catty. Next quarter, I will cheat a few from Sendai. No, I will invite a few talents to teach. Their son is making a difference.”

"The results of it!"

Wood clapped his hands.

"When these ugly things are said, the bull's temper becomes stubborn, and nothing can be done, and it is unreasonable. They want me, an immortal, to kneel down and apologize to them."

"I have to think of a way to get them to drink, and then use some dirty tricks. I tear off their human skin while drinking, and say that wine is a poison that penetrates the intestines. Drinking it will turn you into a monster. Superstition is a good thing - otherwise This matter is not easy to handle.”

Jiang Xueming couldn't laugh or cry--

——Mr. Wood has been running around outside all year long. During the expedition, he was as busy as a headless fly. To find livelihoods in areas plagued by spiritual disasters, to find ways to revitalize communities that are rotten to the core, we have to receive all kinds of people and talk about all kinds of things.

"You go ahead and do your work, I'll go do mine."

Wood nodded and crawled away from the millstone.

"You kill well too! We have plenty of opportunities to meet!"