Abyss Express

Today is a lucky day for Ms. Bai Zijin.

Today is also a lucky day for Jason Meghan.

Both of them believe that the long-planned plan and the single-minded wish can finally get the response of the gods today.

"Today is Thursday! Little girl! Do you know what this means?" Jason dragged his little waiter into the back kitchen, his face full of excitement.

Little waiter: "Yes! Yes! I know!"

Jason was ecstatic and couldn't help himself: "Then tell me, what does this mean, my heart is about to jump out of my throat!"

The little waiter took out his mobile phone: "KFC! Crazy Thursday!"

Jason nodded vigorously.

"YES! YES! YES!"

The expressions of the two became distorted under the bright red light source of the mobile phone.

The little waiter rubbed his hands, imitating Jason's sneaky expression: "The number of customers will decrease! Most customers will go to KFC!"

Jason bent down, like a big Krampus monster wearing a high hat in Christmas, showing his white teeth, smiling like a war god with a crooked mouth.

"Hee hee hee hee. Jiang Xueming will eat in my shop. With his waiter."

They've been waiting for this day, too long—

—almost two months.

What is the concept of nearly two months?

It was forty-seven days, leaving aside the unbearable time of isolation.

Jason has baked more than 4,000 pies, fried 1,800 steaks, and grilled more than 800 whole wings.

To this day, he thinks it was all worth it.

The little waiter also imitated Jason's smirk, as if he heard the victim's wailing.

"Hahahaha!"

Jason stopped smiling suddenly, and his expression returned to normal in an instant: "What are you laughing at?"

The little waiter didn't smile anymore: "I'll just learn."

Jason: "Stupid, you know that?"

Little waiter: "Then why do you, my employer... have to smile like that? Isn't it... stupid? I also feel a little bit."

Jason: "I've seen a lot of movies where bad guys have to laugh like this before they do something bad!"

Little waiter: "Oh, why not have a few little villains next to the big villain to add to the atmosphere? I should be fine, right?"

Jason frowned, put his arms around the waiter's shoulders, and said, "No! The problem is big."

The little waiter became nervous: "What's the problem?"

In the narrow kitchen, the two squatted under the kitchen counter and turned the range hood to the maximum gear so that the conversation would not be heard by others.

Jason Megan said swearingly.

"Your laughter just now was very, very piercing, without the cunning and viciousness that hit the soul directly."

Waiter: "What does that matter?"

Jason nodded: "It's related, and it has a lot to do with it. You are not a person who is good at acting. I have practiced for a long time in front of the movie before I learned a little bit of the essence. You must not learn indiscriminately in the future - easy Show off your feet."

Little waiter: "Understood, employer."

Jason first made a standard grin.

"I want [hee hee hee hee!~] to laugh, come and learn."

Little waiter: "Hey"

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! No!" Jason was very annoyed. He felt that the waiter was very clumsy, how could he not even perform this basic skill?

He began to miss his old friend again, if it was that waiter, if it was her - he would definitely be able to imitate it perfectly, and Jiang Xueming would definitely not see the slightest flaw.

The little waiter couldn't laugh anymore, just kept nodding his head, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I can't do it well, I really can't do it well, give me a little time, okay?"

"There's no time! It's over!" Jason yelled loudly, with veins popping out of his neck: "On my own? How do I deal with the two of them? It's hard!"

"I'm sorry." The little waiter covered his eyes, forgetting that he had just pounded the pepper, and immediately burst into tears from the pain, "I'm useless. My employer is useless."

"No, no, no, no! No, no, no!" Jason quickly took a clean cotton swab, sucked away the tears little by little, and carefully cleaned up the redness and swelling in the little waiter's eyes, "Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry, I Don't say it, I won't say it, I won't say it!"

The little waiter didn't feel better after hearing this, and felt more and more powerless and incompetent.

Mr. Jason slapped flour on his face and made a clown face with ketchup.

"Yohoo!—look who's here!~It's your Uncle Joooooooooker! What story do you want to hear today?~"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" The little waiter hugged Jason's stomach and wiped away tears on the apron: "Thank you, thank you."

Megan finally cleaned up her face and became serious.

"How do we kill them? If not? How do we subdue them? My little waiter. Do you have any genius ideas?"

The little waiter wiped away his tears, his nose was still red, and his eyes were full of determination: "Employer, I can't go out. All the pictures of the waiters have been published in the internal group of the station. The waiters have met each other at least once. If Let the woman next to Jiang Xueming, that 9527, see me, maybe she will recognize me."

"Ah, I'm going to fight alone again?" Jason said with a melancholy expression, "That's right, all soldiers are lonely. But I won't be afraid."

"Boss! ~ Please order!" Nine Five Two Seven held up the menu.

Jiang Xueming didn't say a word, just looked at the clock in the shop, it was almost eight o'clock, which made him feel extremely anxious.

Jason immediately rubbed the expression on his face into a business state, and rushed out with a smile, "Come on!~"

As soon as he went out, he saw the small table.

Jiang Xueming's expression was gloomy, as if he was a serial perverted murderer, holding a glass of plain water, pouring himself a drink--the gesture of holding the water was like tasting famous wine, and when he occasionally glanced over, there was an unspeakable look in his eyes Angry, he would go into the kitchen and cut his head with a knife at any time.

The pressure of inspiration condensed into substance was like a knife, trying to cut Jason open.

If we talk about the last time, the staring at the airport was just a glimpse while watching flowers.

Now when the four eyes met - Jason could even sense the obvious murderous intent from the impatient eyes of the other party, as if he was urging, running, and putting pressure all the time.

Jason's supernatural inspiration made his legs go weak at that moment, and he saw the woman across the table again.

That must be Jiang Xueming's waiter——

——Her hand holding the menu is like holding the neck of a broiler chicken waiting to be slaughtered. Although she is smiling, the cannibal look in her eyes is not deceiving.

Jason could feel—

——Even if I do anything wrong at the dinner table and spoil this woman's interest, it will not end well.

"I'm sorry to keep you waiting for so long. As an apology, I'll go and prepare appetizers for you first. You look at the menu carefully. I'll come back soon and I won't charge you. It's a free gift."

Jason's voice had a strong tremolo, and he retreated back into the kitchen.

The little waiter leaned against the door frame and peeked out, only to see Mr. Jason running back in a daze.

She boasted casually: "Sir, you are so brave!"

"Girl, you are so wicked." Jason gritted his teeth, and began to hate his keen inspiration—it was like an allergic symptom, like a disease. Every time he ran into a mentally violent passenger, he couldn't help but want to run away hide.

Little waiter: "What should I do? What should I do?"

Jason said nervously: "I've thought of countless ways to commit crimes in my mind, using knives, guns, burning, smashing with a hammer, causing an accidental car crash! But now, it seems that we can only use poison."

"Well said! Sir!" The little waiter clapped his hands fiercely, leaned over to Jason and whispered, "Have you prepared any poison?"

Jason didn't speak, and froze.

The little waiter said again: "Have you prepared any poison?"

Jason still didn't speak.

Waiter: "You're ready, aren't you?"

Jason finally answered: "Yes, I have prepared poison, but I don't know which one to use. It is more suitable."

"Are there any arsenic compounds? It can definitely poison you to death!" The muscles on the little waiter's face began to twitch and became fierce.

Jason shook his head: "Our food is so delicious, if you add it in, everyone will know it's poisoned."

"Where's the cyanide?" the little waiter asked again.

Jason still shook his head: "Detective Conan has said that there is a taste of bitter almonds, which is difficult to get rid of. If you use spices, chili, ginger, onion, and garlic, they will definitely become suspicious. There is no appetizer that tastes so strong."

The little waiter scratched his head: "How about making a current dish of sweet and sour pork ribs? Cover it with tomato sauce, sugar, and fragrant pork fat!"

"Great idea!" Jason smiled, "You're such a genius! Who doesn't like sweet and sour things?"

"Then how much do we need to add?" The little waiter quickly began to fiddle with the large and small packages deep in the window. The poison and ingredients were opened separately and hidden deep.

"It's enough to stun them with poison. One hundred milligrams is the lethal dose. I've already divided the dose with a measuring tool. Take a small bottle out." Jason ordered.

The waiter dropped a labeled solvent bottle: "Great! My brilliant employer!"

At eight o'clock—

——Jiang Xueming's complexion became more and more ugly.

It seems that there is no way to finish what I promised Seventh Brother.

Although there were not many customers, the boss seemed to be very busy - he even specially prepared the appetizers, and he didn't know if it would suit Xiaoqi's appetite.

He caught a glimpse of Xiao Qi also looking sullen, maybe this date is a bad experience, right?

"Bai Qingqing, I'm sorry. How about we change?"

"No! This is the one!" Nine Five Two Seven frowned, as if he was angry: "I want to finish eating, and then write him an 800-character negative review on the whole platform, bilingual in Chinese and English, even if this The guy gave me red envelopes for meal money, and I won’t withdraw any bad reviews.”

This kind of dinner appointment like a terrorist attack is too scary.

Xue Ming got up: "How about I help in the kitchen?"

He was pulled to sit down again by Seventh Brother.

Xiaoqi scrupulously said: "No, you are a guest today, not a waiter. What do you look like when you go out to eat and sneak into other people's kitchens? It's embarrassing to me."

Hearing Xiao Qi's tone of "you are my wife", it is true that Jiang Xueming will not be able to correct it.

"Okay. Okay. Then wait a little longer."

"Employer! Employer! My good sir!" The little waiter became more and more frightened, biting his nails: "They seem to be very angry! How about I go to comfort them?"

Jason was busy at the kitchen counter. When the pork ribs were blanched in water for preliminary processing, he had to fry the sugar color at the same time, so he couldn't be distracted at all.

"Didn't that woman recognize you?"

"Try your luck! There's no other way! They're leaving!" The little waiter closed his eyes, dusted his face with flour, and used ketchup to forcefully put on a clown makeup. She took off her apron, and inside was a floral floral dress for ordinary clothes.

"Then please! My partner!" There was flame in Jason's eyes, not only the flame of the kitchen table, but also the flame of trust: "Lady Luck favors the brave! Go!"

"Yeah!" The little waiter pursed his lips, took out two boxes of dessert pudding from the freezer, found the birthday candles reserved for special guests at the festival, and rushed out as if to deal with a scourge.

Jiang Xueming and Xiao Qi had already marked down the dishes on the menu with a pencil, waiting for the waiter to take away this resentful "curse letter" at any time.

Xiao Qi specially instructed: "I pressed the car key and let Ah Xing out, let him come together and try the signature dishes of this online celebrity restaurant - of course, I am not some villain who deliberately finds fault, eat After that, you must give a bad review in the column of service attitude. You are the same, you must join me."

"Excuse me!" The little waiter respectfully put two boxes of puddings in front of the couple, lit candles, and added a little romantic feeling to the simple tables and chairs at the roadside stall: "You two have been waiting for a long time! "

Jiang Xueming whispered to Seventh Brother: "Look at her, she is the cashier girl I mentioned. Does it look familiar to you? Could it be a hunter?"

"I've been in good health for many years! Can you please stop asking me this kind of question. Me." Seventh Brother was stunned suddenly, and she changed her expression. When she saw the little waiter, she felt very familiar, and immediately shouted to the flustered waiter: "come here."

The little waiter had to be obedient, for fear of showing his feet.

At the same time, her heart was shaken—it's not good, it's not good, it's not good. Employer, I'm going to reveal my truth, I'm going to be recognized!

Seventh Brother carefully stared at the little waiter's face for a long time, then stretched out his hand, and squeezed the little waiter's chubby face pretending to be intimate and joking.

"I've never seen it before, so I don't have any impression. You know that she is good-looking? This little girl is so pretty! She's so juicy! All good-looking ones are the same! ~ Hey, ugly and ugly have their own merits!"

The little waiter was almost so happy that he cried out, and he could almost hear the roar of excitement in his heart——Employer, you are right! Lady Luck favors the brave!

She took the marked menu on the table and was about to leave.

Jiang Xueming stopped immediately: "Wait a minute."

"Is there anything else? Do you want more food? Mr. Jiang." The little waiter was nervous, and as soon as he yelled out the employer's name that he had been thinking a thousand times and ten thousand times, he immediately felt chilled.

"How does she know your surname is Jiang?" Xiao Qi leaned on Xue Ming's shoulder, with her lips pressed against Xue Ming's ear, "Explain to me."

Jiang Xueming: "I called in advance to make a reservation, and she asked me your last name, should it be like this?"

The little waiter immediately danced and danced: "Yes! Yes! I remember your voice, and you said it was a man and a woman, two guests? Right? I must remember! Look, you guys! This is not specially prepared Candles and desserts? Lovers want to get married!"

"Hey." Xiao Qi became cheerful, and immediately stopped being angry: "You have a sweet mouth. Very good! I will give you a tip later!"

The little waiter nodded sharply and walked back.

"Wait a minute." Jiang Xueming stopped again: "I have a question for you."

The little waiter's expression became tense: "What is it?"

—Have I been discovered? This guy. This man feels really dangerous to me. His eyes are like the muzzle of a gun. Mr. Megan is right! Jiang Xueming is a formidable enemy worthy of challenge. If he can defeat him, the employer will definitely be able to get out of the shadow in his heart!

Thinking of this, the little waiter was not afraid at once.

Jiang Xueming and the chestnut-haired waiter repeatedly urged them to be very strict.

"Have you always taken orders like this? Remember to double-check the items on the menu, and don't be so nervous when talking to customers. They don't like you when you are nervous, and prefer your casual and natural feeling-especially The first point, if you tick the wrong dish and the customer refuses to recognize it, it will be very difficult for you. Don’t be so reckless next time. I used to be in catering service, I hope I can help you.”

"Oh good." The little waiter nodded in confusion, and reported the name of the dish again.

After hearing this, Jiang Xueming wanted to add another dish, because Ah Xing would also come, and asked the little girl to remember it too.

The little waiter immediately learned and sold, and his acting skills improved by leaps and bounds: "No problem! I have worked here for a long time, and I know the portion of a three-person meal. We will send a sweet and sour pork ribs as an appetizer! It is delicious, but a little sweet and greasy. If you have a full stomach, there is no need to add food—you two, don’t be disgusted! I wish you a sweet and greasy relationship!"

Seventh Brother grinned, "Hey, you're pretty good at talking."

When this cute and amiable clown girl left—Jiang Xueming still had a dignified expression.

Seventh Brother wondered: "What's wrong with you? Are you still not happy?"

Jiang Xueming said frankly: "Doing catering in HK is really too complicated. I feel a little bit sorry for the employees of this store. I used to be like this."

Seventh Brother waved his hand: "Then give me more tips later!"

"It's useless. I have been tipped by people in the past. Most of them are women. These aunts are kind-hearted." Jiang Xueming explained: "If they are caught by surveillance, the boss will come to ask for it in person. If they lie and quibble, they will be fired."

"Is that so? Damn it." Xiao Qi gritted his teeth and had an idea: "I used to steal things, how can I sneak away from surveillance and send things back, I'm good at it!"

"Is it possible? Please, I hope I can help a little bit. It would be nice to buy another set of work clothes for that waitress girl." Jiang Xueming took out two tickets from his pocket. They were just taken out of the bank. The destination of Mill Hot Springs Fair, it seems that BOSS has already arranged it.

There was infinite tenderness in Jiang Xueming's eyes: "I hope she can be helped by the station like me."

The lid of the pot was lifted, and the aroma was tangy.

The flesh and blood bounced and sizzled.

The bright red gravy sauce soup with a little tomato and fragrant leaves, and the Thai-style sweet and sour pork ribs will not allow these Chinese guests to make irresponsible remarks, just like seeing Ultraman’s children when they come home from school, There is no reason to say no to this appetizer.

"Hurry up, hurry up!" Jason urged: "In order to ensure that there is no smell of poison, I took a very small dose. Judging by their height and body shape, it is just enough to make them faint? It must be possible, right? This is my trick. All-out craftsmanship, as long as they take the first bite, I guarantee that they will never stop, and when they finish eating, they will just pass out!"

"Okay, okay. I'll send it right away!" The little waiter took the plate, breathing heavily to calm down, and wanted to become a professional actor.

She held the hot dish tightly, holding the dish like a sacred object in a sacrificial ceremony, fearing that it would be knocked over, every step she took was steady and natural.

When we got back to the table—

—she puts the dishes on the table.

The little waiter smiled and waved: "Please use it slowly!"

Xue Ming said sincerely, "Thank you."

Seventh Brother remained calm and stuffed the ticket into the girl's skirt pocket.

Immediately afterwards, the girl remained motionless, as if she was waiting for something—as if she was expecting the two of them to put the sweet and sour pork ribs into their mouths.

It was an amazing feeling.

Jiang Xueming could see the warm emotions in the expectant and hopeful eyes.

He has also seen it in the Death Puppet Agency. It is the enthusiasm of the chefs who are eager for the guests to wipe away the dishes after they make the dishes.

But Jiang Xueming pointed to the soup base that burst out of the oil juice and kept tumbling on the dinner plate.

"I'm sorry it's too hot. You don't have to stand here, you can go and urge the chef to cook a few more dishes, okay? Or go to rest for a while, there are not many customers now."

The little waiter quietly backed away a few steps, nodded stiffly, and couldn't help but look over his neck: "Yeah."

Xiao Qi was about to move his chopsticks.

Just at this time--

——A Xing ran to the dining table in a 100-meter sprint without even saying hello.

Like a ruthless killer, he swept away the cold pudding and hot ribs on the table and killed them all.

"Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo." Ah Xing was steaming in his mouth, he took a bite of ribs, and gave him a spoonful of pudding, his dexterous tongue could neutralize the heat and cold of both.

"Hey——" the little waiter gasped, watching pieces of crispy meat poured into the tall man's mouth: "No, no, no! No! No!"

Jiang Xueming raised his hand and shouted to stop: "It's okay, this is our friend, he may be starving."

"No. I." The little waiter wanted to explain, but it was meaningless.

Bu Meteor licked the plastic box of the pudding first, and then the dinner plate. There was nothing left, so he found a stool and sat down, "Brother Ming, I'm sorry! I'm so hungry, you know, and at the same time A pair of sisters are really tired when they are in love, and they still have to fight the landlord, so don’t worry me to death, and I think again—how can I make them have fun without favoring one of them, I feel that the power consumption of my brain suddenly becomes So tall, so tall, I really want to eat sweets. You also said that high-quality glucose is the best nutrient for the brain, right?"

Jiang Xueming glanced at Xiao Qi.

Xiaoqi didn't mean to be angry, she just thought it was interesting, but she liked to listen to gossip.

Finally, Xue Ming said, "Yes, if you like this dish, please give it a good review. But don't eat it like this in the future. If it's cold all of a sudden, it's hot at the same time. It's easy to be allergic to wheals and cause red sores to break out on your body."

The voice did not fall.

Bu Meeoxing fell headlong and fell unconscious on the ground, foaming at the mouth and rolling his eyes upwards.

Xiaoqi became nervous: "What's the situation?!"

Jiang Xueming kept slapping A Xing's face. Seeing the scar crawl up A Xing's neck little by little, he tore off the pink shirt violently. There were many bright red spots and festering marks on Meteor's chest!

Xiao Qi: "Is this an allergy?"

Jiang Xueming: "I don't know, could it be the brand of Weta?"

Xiaoqi: "It's not so violent, is it? It's a chronic disease"

Jiang Xueming: "Ah Xing's madness index is already very high. The onset will be very fast and violent, right?"

Xiao Qi: "Have you never heard of such a case?"

Jiang Xueming: "I saw Crazy Butterfly when I was in the VIP review before, could it be infected to Ah Xing?"

Xiaoqi: "I don't know, there is a possibility!"

Jiang Xueming pressed Ah Xing's chest with one hand, feeling his heart beating extremely fast, and went to clean the white foam from his mouth and nose. He was sure that he couldn't breathe, and he was about to suffocate and go into shock. If he didn't deal with it, his life might be in danger.

The little waiter could see clearly and think clearly—it wasn't the red sores branded by Vita, but the skin irritation after cyanide poisoning.

Xue Ming covered Ah Xing's neck with one hand, and suddenly plunged a panacea ring tooth injection into it.

Seeing that Ah Xing's eyes gradually became brighter, they became vivid again.

"Wow!—" Meteor jumped up, "It's so delicious that I fainted!"

The whole table was served, Xiao Qi tested the poison one by one with his own pair of sticks, and found nothing wrong, the plate of sweet and sour pork ribs was licked clean by Meteor.

Xue Ming thinks carefully, the spices in the appetizers are indeed too overbearing, maybe Ah Xing can't eat this kind of Thai food, and it will produce such a strong allergic reaction under the stimulation of cold and heat.

Until the three of them left to pick up the car along the road along the river.

The little waiter returned to Jason with aggrieved feelings.

"Employer. We seem to have failed again"

Jason Megan did not sigh in frustration, he was still full of patience and never stopped calculating. He took the ticket from the skirt of the little waiter and read out the next location.

"It's the station near the Giant Mountain Station in Reykjavik, Iceland, let's go there and wait for them!"

The little waiter cheered up: "Good!"

The two closed the door and closed the stall, chatting without saying a word.

"Mr. Jason, it's a good thing that you are clever and forbearable, and you didn't poison the next few dishes. It would be terrible if you were tested by that horrible waiter sister with a stick!"

"It's not that I'm smart."

"Ah? Why is that?"

"I saw, that young man was so happy eating what I cooked. I just kept on cooking and forgot to poison him."

"Employer. Are you serious?"

"It's serious, this feeling, I can't refuse them to write 6,800 words of praise while eating."

"Really? I want to see it too! The other guests are all ruthless praise machines. If there are such attentive diners, three of them will come at once! I can't refuse!"