Accidentally Impregnating a Demon Lord

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

“You can save my life by having sex with me a few times, but you won’t agree no matter what. Why? Are you afraid that you’ll get pregnant if you sleep with me? You’re a man! It’s not like you’re at a disadvantage in bed!” Song Zhi wiped her tears haphazardly, her tone sorrowful and sad.

“You don’t care about human lives at all, and you don’t have the good quality of helping others at all. I even made so much delicious food for you, but it all just fell into your stomach! Tell me, what’s wrong with me that you can’t even bear sleeping with me? My figure isn’t bad, right? My face isn’t ugly, right? Why won’t you help me? I’ve really never seen a man with a worse heart than you! You’ve made up your mind not to help me, but you still come to eat my cooking every day. You appear in front of me every day and give me hope. You’re a scumbag! Bastard! Scum!”

“Are you done scolding?” Mo Xiuyao said faintly.

Song Zhi thought for a while and nodded.

“Then just die, your Gu Poison is about to act up.” Mo Xiuyao kindly pushed the Death Pill in front of Song Zhi. Song Zhi sniffled and picked up the pill with trembling hands. She stared at it for a while before she finally made up her mind. She closed her eyes and stuffed it into her mouth.

At this moment, Mo Xiuyao spoke unhurriedly, “I can save you…”

“Ugh…” Song Zhi turned her head and spat out the Death Pill. She drank two mouthfuls of fruit wine to rinse her mouth and quickly found the pills to clear heat and detoxify and swallowed them. After confirming that she was fine, she looked at Mo Xiuyao with tears in her eyes. “Sir Demon Lord, what did you just say?”

“But… I hate it when people touch me.” Mo Xiuyao looked worried.

“I promise!” Song Zhi quickly raised three fingers and swore, “Except for dual cultivation, I will definitely not do anything unnecessary. Except for the key parts, I will definitely not touch any other part of you. I guarantee that your clothes will not be in a mess when the dual cultivation ends!”

Mo Xiuyao thought for a while and leaned back lazily. “Alright, you do it then.”

“… Should I do it myself?” Song Zhi asked. Her brain was a little slow after drinking.

“What else?” Mo Xiuyao raised his eyebrows.

Song Zhi swallowed her saliva and quietly moved down from the stool. She walked around the table and squatted in front of Mo Xiuyao’s knees. After taking a deep breath, she was about to untie his belt.

“Did you forget what I told you?” Mo Xiuyao’s expression was unhappy.

Song Zhi was shocked. “You can’t even take off your clothes?!”

“Do I need to take off my clothes?” Mo Xiuyao’s attitude was impatient and he seemed to want to go back on his word.

Song Zhi quickly said, “No need, no need. In theory, you just have to take it out.”

Mo Xiuyao was satisfied with her answer.

So how should he do it? Song Zhi looked at Mo Xiuyao’s pants expressionlessly. She felt that it was a little difficult to do so. After a long hesitation, she said helplessly, “Sir Demon Lord, why don’t we go to the tent? It’s a little difficult for me to operate with you sitting on the stool.”

Mo Xiuyao tutted, as if he found it troublesome again. Song Zhi’s heart instantly jumped. Fortunately, Mo Xiuyao only grumbled ‘troublesome’ and got up to go into the tent. Song Zhi heaved a sigh of relief, took two more gulps of fruit wine, and followed him in.

In the tent, Mo Xiuyao leaned lazily on the bed and looked at Song Zhi calmly. Song Zhi’s heart beat a little faster. She slowly walked to the bed and squatted in front of Mo Xiuyao, asking softly, “Sir Demon Lord, how’s your personal life?”

Mo Xiuyao’s eyebrows twitched, as if he had a bad feeling.

“Do you have a lot of experience in this? You don’t have any diseases, right? Do I need to take some protective medicine in advance? Or make a self-made condom? This world’s understanding of love is limited. You guys don’t know that the structure of men and women is different. Girls are very fragile, and they have to protect…”

“If you say one more word, I’ll be leaving.” Mo Xiuyao interrupted her faintly. Song Zhi shut up instantly, and the tent also quieted down.

After a long time, Song Zhi quietly found a pill to strengthen her body and secretly ate it behind Mo Xiuyao’s back.

Mo Xiuyao, who saw Song Zhi taking the medicine secretly, was speechless. “…”

When it came to matters between a man and a woman, it was important to follow the flow. The scene before the two became one was very important, but judging from Mo Xiuyao’s intention, he did not even want to take off his pants, so the foreplay was not even worth mentioning.

In the dark, Song Zhi unbuckled Mo Xiuyao’s belt with difficulty. When she saw the bulging mass inside, she gasped. Oh no, oh no, I’m going blind. The Demon Lord is indeed gifted!