Accidentally Knocked Down The Witch While Sword Flight

2022-03-20

Chapter 137 The little witch’s jiojio commits a crime

Yun Yi doesn’t know why he is so excited when he hears the promotion.

As if helping Chen Shun save money is something to be proud of.

When did this start?

It seems that it was the first time that Chen Shun invited himself to drink milk tea, which helped him save six dollars.

I always feel that helping him save some money is particularly rewarding.

“You don’t need to save it. Wouldn’t it be better to eat it directly?”

Chen Shun looked at the string of zeros transferred to him by mother on his phone, and really didn’t know what to do with it.

The little witch also showed no interest in luxury goods at all.

“No! It must be saved!” The little witch said angrily.

This is the moment when she shows off her skills, how can she say she can’t think about it?

It doesn’t matter how much money you can save, the main thing is the sense of accomplishment!

Also, you can reflect your own gentleness, kindness, and kindness, right?

“Go and see what’s going on!” Yun Yi excitedly pulled Chen Shun and ran to see the poster.

New store opening!

Any new customer entering the store can join a group of two (limited to couples, of course, if you two men come to participate and insist that you are a couple, it is not impossible) to participate in the event, and you can get a free order if you win the championship. You will also receive a limited gift from the store.

Please ask the store staff for details.

The final interpretation right of the event belongs to the shop.

……

This store is quite skinny.

“Free! There are also gifts!”

Yun Yi’s eyes are shining with stars, although she knows that the last gift will definitely not be any precious item, but she still stops. I can’t stop my curiosity.

The gift is actually not particularly attractive to Yun Yi, the main thing is that it can be free of charge, free of charge! Save money for Chen Shun!

Rounding is also saving money for the future family of two!

Chen Shun rubbed his hands, be eager to have a try, but it doesn’t matter, he wants to help Yun Yi get a limited gift!

Just like that puffer fish.

The two looked at each other.

Begin to communicate with each other on the radio using their exclusive skills.

Yun Yi: Beep beep beep, free bill, save money! See what I mean?

Chen Shun: Got it!

The two stride proudly ahead into the store.

The elder sister, the clerk, kindly led them aside, where several couples of young men and women like the two were already waiting.

At times like this, both boys and girls will subconsciously compare the new couple with those around them.

Every boy is bowing his head and sighing Yun Yi’s appearance, but they feel that their girlfriends are not inferior to others in terms of appearance.

Even if they are fat, they are their own fattened piglets.

Some girls who are more sensitive, find that they are looking at strange girls, and immediately look dangerously at their respective boyfriends, or tug at their ears and ask questions.

Yun Yi winked at Chen Shun: Look at them, so terrifying!

Chen Shun nod

: Yeah, good terrifying!

Yun Yi smiles: I will not do this, I will only feel distressed for the moment~

Chen Shun is averse to the cold.

Of course, it’s not just boys who make comparisons, girls are naturally comparing their boyfriends with Chen Shun.

But, everyone’s boyfriends are completely defeated!

The resolute and cool face, the dusty temperament, and the tall and straight figure are like the Sword Immortal who walked out of the myth.

With the long sword on his back, it’s really handsome.

In this way, they are even more dissatisfied with their boyfriends around them.

On the contrary, when they saw the pretty girl next to Chen Shun who was holding a puffer fish doll, the girls puffed out their chests and regained some confidence.

Although the face is not comparable, but God said it well, God has closed a door for you, and will definitely open a window for you.

Look at her, her breasts are small and childish, I really don’t know how this Little Handsome Brother likes this kind of girl…

Yun Yi is also a girl, so she naturally quickly understands the girls around their eyes.

She didn’t feel ashamed either, proudly holding Chen Shun’s chest.

Each one of their boyfriends is not enough for Chen Shun to beat with one hand!

Whether it is martial power or beauty, it is.

And such a handsome and powerful Sword Immortal boyfriend who also shares a hobby with himself is not something that everyone can have.

She is this destiny girl!

Chen Shun, a foolish treasure, did not understand that in just a few seconds, the girls present had already had a round of confrontation.

This wave of confrontation is Yun Yi’s victory.

In fact, although everyone compares their boyfriends and girlfriends with Chen Shun and Yun Yi, it does not cause emotional rifts.

“Look at their clothes, it must be two-dimensional, otherwise there is something wrong with their brains.”

“The girl’s breasts are not as big as hers, and my husband must still like me. “

“That man, although handsome, why does he look so dumb?”

……

They can always find each other’s shortcomings, and also You can always find your own strengths.

“Okay, enough people, let’s get ready to start the order-free challenge for the opening of our store!” The clerk, the elder sister, came over at the right time to round up the scene and began to introduce the opening of the hot pot restaurant.

After a brief introduction to the rules, everyone present understood it.

It is a very common confrontation between couples.

A boy will hold a princess hug to a girl. Whoever persists the longest will naturally be the champion, and will be eligible for free orders and mysterious gifts for that round.

It is worth mentioning that in order to prevent cheating, the hot pot restaurant has specially added a rule that the woman cannot hug the man’s neck, but can only put her hands in front of her.

In this way, it is simply a test of the man’s physical strength and the woman’s weight.

Chen Shun and Yun Yi looked at each other again and laughed.

This event is just for two people.

After the clerk’s elder sister announced the rules, two groups of couples withdrew on the spot.

One group is because the man is fat and will definitely not last until the end, and the other group is because the woman is fat and the man may not be able to hold it.

Although the two groups of couples retreated, the thinner one invariably softly persuaded his couple not to be in a bad mood because of this.

And leaving “You guys compare, let’s go eat first!” This kind of smart speech made the remaining couples, including Chen Shun Yun Yi, quite tired.

For a while, they didn’t know whether they had lost or won.

After they left, the clerk, the elder sister, took out a timer and set a countdown of 15 minutes.

The atmosphere gradually became anxious.

The boys looked at each other badly, and the girls also tried to find a place to unload their heavy accessories, bags, etc.

Yun Yi looked at Chen Shun, raised his eyebrows and said seriously:

“When you hug me, if you dare to say that I am heavy, I will bite you to death later!”

“Should we retire as well?” Chen Shun asked suddenly with a frown.

“Why?” Yun Yi wondered.

“Because you’re wearing a witch dress today, I’ll hug you later, or Princess, I’m afraid you’ll disappear… I don’t want this to happen.”

Yun Yi Slightly stunned, then a warm current gushed out from the bottom of my heart.

“Don’t worry, I’ll cover it up later, my skirt is quite long, no one can see it when the time comes down, this is not the anti-gravity skirt in the animation~ “Yun Yi patted Chen Shun, reassuring him.

Chen Shun was still hesitant, he couldn’t accept that kind of thing, but Yun Yi reassured that it wouldn’t go away, so he accepted it with skepticism.

“Are you ready?” the clerk, the elder sister, asked loudly with a signature smile on her face.

The boys in the remaining five groups of couples hugged their girlfriends in the form of Princess hugs.

“The timer starts!” A soft voice drank, and the timer on the table began to count down.

Yun Yi just let Chen Shun hold it in peace, this is a chance to admire Chen Shun’s face unscrupulously!

It’s so pretty! It’s like taking a few more bites.

As for the outcome?

As soon as the rules of the game come out, it is impossible for them to lose.

Chen Shun’s polished Sword Immortal body can’t be compared to a normal man.

Fortunately, it belongs to my own, when I can taste it…

After 3 minutes, a group of couples gave up.

The girl didn’t blame him either. The two of them were just here to play, so they didn’t feel lost and left talking and laughing.

Four more minutes passed, and another group of couples couldn’t take it anymore.

They thought it was a pity, but they didn’t say much and left.

When the countdown passed ten minutes, the boy on Chen Shun’s left was groaned and couldn’t hold it any longer.

He shook his sore arms and cast an apologetic look at his girlfriend.

His girlfriend glanced at her head, snorted arrogantly, “Starting tomorrow, you have to supervise me to lose weight!”, and then took the man and left.

At this point, only Chen Shun and the muscular man on Chen Shun’s left remained firm.

The two looked at each other and smiled with fighting spirit.

Chen Shun didn’t feel exhausted at all, but through his observation, the muscular little brother’s forehead was covered with fine beads of sweat, obviously not much energy left.

After all, the rules do not allow girls to hug the boys’ necks, and almost all the weight has to be supported by both arms.

“Little elder sister, may I ask, if fifteen minutes are up, what can we both do?” Chen Shun asked curiously.

“Well…although this rarely happens, but it does happen, we can add 3 minutes to the game. According to our observation in the past few days, basically no boys can last for so long. .” The clerk’s elder sister replied politely.

Chen Shun glanced at the muscular little brother beside him who was still struggling to support him, sighed, and lowered his head to look at the little witch.

Yun Yi saw Chen Shun look at him, and hurriedly put Chen Shun’s daoist robe back in place embarrassingly.

She was very bored to be hugged. She was playing Sword Immortal’s abs just now. Unfortunately, this daoist robe is not like a T-shirt. She couldn’t touch Chen Shun’s real muscles, so she could only put it aside. Having fun wearing thin clothes.

Fifteen minutes later, the little brother next to Chen Shun had already started to tremble slightly, but he still gritted his teeth and stared at Chen Shun fiercely, as if Chen Shun didn’t give up first. Not letting go.

He couldn’t understand why this weirdo wearing a daoist robe showed no signs of straining even though his muscles were not strong.

Is there such a function for being handsome?

However, the girl in his arms couldn’t stand it any longer, and immediately opened the mouth and said: “We gave up!”.

And each minding their own business took the muscular little brother’s shoulders and got off him.

He wailed: “WHY? Tell me why! I can win!”

She just held his face and wiped the sweat for him, indifferently said: “I It hurts.”

He stopped talking and followed her away.

Chen Shun and Yun Yi froze in place and turned into two clowns.

They won, and they didn’t seem to win at all.

Yun Yi jumped to the ground, pouting in disinterest.

It’s boring, her stomach doesn’t growl, she’s full from their dog food!

“Congratulations, both of you, the purchases in this store will be free, and there will be a mysterious gift~” The little elder sister folded her hands and tilted her head to congratulate happily. .

“Ah…thank you.”

“Haha, I don’t feel very hungry.” Yun Yi took back the blowfish and smiled awkwardly.

The two expressed their thanks in a perfunctory manner.

Yun Yi didn’t even feel the sense of accomplishment in helping Chen Shun save money.

Damn, shouldn’t she and Chen Shun distribute dog food to others at this time?

I’m so mad at this witch!

You must have enough books today!

Chen Shun knew that the little witch was hungry, so he pulled her to find a seat and sat down, scanning the QR code to order.

“Why am I not happy when I win?” Chen Shun asked Yun Yi in front of him with a bitter face.

“How do I know, because I’m not happy either.” Yun Yi slumped on the sofa and swayed his legs.

There is nothing more frustrating than going out on a date and being fed a belly of dog food.

Chen Shun found that the little witch was throwing her legs and kicked herself from time to time, so she wrapped her thighs and clamped Yun Yi’s two legs with her calf bones.

Yun Yi was unable to move anymore, so he could only hold his head and stare at Chen Shun panting with rage.

And squeezed the puffer fish in front of Chen Shun a few times and attacked him with “pu pu…goose goose goose”.

The sound of the blowfish was shrill and ear-piercing, and a lot of unpleasant glances were thrown around. Yun Yi quickly shoved the blowfish into Chen Shun’s hand.

This trick is called framing others, brought trouble to others.

Without the blowfish in his hand, the restless jiojio was pinched by Chen Shun again. Yun Yi was bored to death, so he lay on the table and looked at Chen Shun’s face.

Even though it’s been so long, I still won’t get tired of watching it.

“Yes!”

Yun Yi rubbed her thighs slightly, took off her shoes with an idea, so that she could escape the blockade of Chen Shun’s calf.

She stretched out her thighs wrapped in black pantyhose and stepped on Chen Shun’s sofa chair.

It’s just that this feeling… why is it a little strange?

Isn’t the sofa chair soft?

How does this feel like now…

Chen Shun, who was ordering, was shocked and looked at the little witch in disbelief.

“What are you… doing?” Chen Shun’s voice trembled a little, he couldn’t believe how little witch dared to do this in front of one’s eyes of so many people.

Afterwards, Yun Yi lightly stepped on the things under his feet again, as if he couldn’t believe it, and lightly rubbed it back and forth.

Chen Shun quickly reached out and grabbed her tool.

In hindsight, Yun Yi, who finally understood what he had just done, became hot all over with a bang, and his whole body seemed to be cooked, steaming continuously upwards.

She faltered, waving her hands.

In the end, he could only cover his face and say a complete sentence: “Yes… Sorry. ”

Chen Shun was still in shock, but when he came back to his senses, he scratched Yun Yi’s sole angrily.

Yun Yi’s little foot suddenly Just curled up.

The whole person twisted and twisted on the sofa chair.

The calf wrapped in black pantyhose made Chen Shun reluctant to let go for a while, and followed After rubbing for a while, under the urging of Xiao witch’s blushing face and anger, he continued to pick up the mobile phone to order.

The two tacitly did not speak again, and Chen Shun also put Yun Yi’s little foot down Go back.

Yun Yi covered her face and didn’t dare to look at Chen Shun, she was quiet for a long time.

But after Chen Shun finished ordering, he didn’t expect, then Only the little foot actually stretched out again!

The two-in-one chapter, adding more updates to Branch Lord’s dream of entering the 1998 reincarnation~

Thanks to Xue Yiyuelian for the reward, when the time comes with a new chapter of 5k chapters~

I love you, sleepy, sleepy.

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