Accidentally Knocked Down The Witch While Sword Flight

2022-03-24

Chapter 142 Don’t play with fools

This sword made Xiao Di and Li Mei Hua Rong pale.

He covered his mouth and didn’t dare to make a sound.

When Chen Shun started, Zhang Chi and Wang Rui immediately surrounded him, and the four blocked the Kidney Deficiency Young Master against the wall.

Only Yun Yi secretly laughed, pulling the frightened two people into the box quickly.

The rest can be handled by her man.

Question: What does a Secondary Sword Immortal do when he catches a bad guy?

Don’t play the kidney deficiency man, Yun Yi thinks it’s not Chen Shun.

Hasn’t he been waiting for this day for a long time?

The night watch is not the kind of person who patrols.

As for the weird stuff that Zhang Chi will see later, just give them the next psychological hint when the time comes.

……

When the Kidney Deficiency Young Master saw the familiar KTV transformed into a gloomy and solemn court in the yamen, he once thought he must be crazy.

“Strange thing, although I’m very pornographic, I’m absolutely irreconcilable with gambling drugs! I’ve never smoked that stuff!” he shouted in the heart.

Why! Why hasn’t his group of younger brothers come yet!

Pounds!

Chen Shun slapped the gavel in his hand, and the Kidney Deficiency Young Master shook violently.

He looked up tremblingly, but saw a mighty man with black face, long hair and blue eyes above the court.

Zhang Chi and Wang Rui immediately grabbed the killing stick that they didn’t know where it came from, and shouted involuntarily:

“Mighty…”

“Mighty…” …”

Zhang Ze scratched his head, not knowing why he suddenly became a classic of Xiaohao in hand.

“Take the prisoner!”

In the eyes of Brother Shenxu, the two people, Ox Head and Horse Face, threw Brother Shenxu, who was too scared to stand up straight, to Chen Shun .

Pounds!

“Bold prisoner!” he shouted sharply.

Chen Shun, who was about to put him on trial, became more and more unhappy when he thought about the scene where this guy blocked Yun Yi in the women’s toilet.

Don’t even bother to spell to know the person’s name.

“Forget it, there’s no saving, no trial, the dog’s head will serve you!” He waved his official robe and threw a torture lot with the words “beheading” on the ground.

“Reincarnate, as I said, it will lead you to reincarnation. Remember to be a good person in your next life.” Chen Shun turned to leave with his hands behind his back.

——In fact, it just disappeared in the eyes of the Kidney Deficiency Young Master.

He still wants to appreciate the embarrassing appearance of the pampered young master.

“You…why don’t you play cards according to the routine? Don’t you ask my name?” The pampered young master was flustered when he heard the dog’s guillotine.

Chen Shun did not respond to him, but secretly gave Zhang Chi and the others a gesture.

Everyone has participated in the hard labor of the school celebration haunted house, and they are familiar with this set.

Even if Chen Shun didn’t explain it, Zhang Chi and Wang Rui really found a dog’s head in the corner.

They pushed the dog-headed guillotine in front of the Kidney-deficiency Young Master, and Zhang Ze struggled to lift the guillotine.

The sharp silver-white blade made the calf of the Kidney Deficiency Young Master tremble.

He could even see himself in terror from the reflection of the blade.

Even the skin began to tingle slightly.

Everything feels so real, it doesn’t feel like a hallucination at all.

He stretched out his hand and touched his face that had been scratched earlier, and when he looked closely, there was a lot of blood on his fingers, and he could smell a faint smell of blood.

“Come on, Old Brother, be careful in your next life.” Zhang Chi and Wang Rui supported the pampered young master whose legs were trembling and pressed him against the dog’s head.

The two of them looked at each other, feeling that they didn’t understand their hatred, and turned him over again.

Let him face up and be able to see the guillotine as it falls.

“Don’t kill me! I…I like men more than women! I really just invite them to sing!” He tried his best to defend himself.

Naturally, no one would listen to his nonsense.

……

When the four of them returned to the box happily, two girls who were still in shock immediately surrounded them and asked about the situation.

Chen Shun squeezed out, swayed to Yun Yi’s side, and bumped her lightly with his shoulder.

“It’s done.”

“What did you do to him?”

“It’s nothing, Old Fang, just a fright.”

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Yun Yi nods and removes his magic.

“Are you having fun?”

“General.”

Chen Shun twisted his body, a little unhappy.

The other party is human after all, so it can only scare and scare.

“Then how are you going to explain those things? Illusion Technique?” Yun Yi asked with concern.

“Isn’t it up to you? My technique will cause harm to the body.” Chen Shun smiled apologetically to Yun Yi.

“I really can’t help you, forget it, I’ll help you.”

Yun Yi reluctantly sighed, his eyes gathered a vortex of magic.

Who made himself his girlfriend now?

Her black magic invaded Box 3105, obscuring their memories in just a few minutes.

It’s the kind where you know what’s going on, but when you think about it, you can’t remember the specifics.

In order to have a good explanation, Yun Yi kept the short section where Chen Shun drew his sword.

The few people who were still chatting just now suddenly lost their temper.

Looking at each other in blank dismay, covering their heads, not knowing what they were talking about in a frenzy.

“What were we talking about just now?” Xiao Di’s eyes started to circle.

“It seems…it seems like Brother Shun’s super handsome sword!” Wang Rui pointed at Chen Shun, his eyes were divided light flashed.

“Ah yes! Brother Shun, how did you do it just now, that sword was plunged into the wall!” Li Mei also looked towards Chen Shun curiously.

Yun Yi smiled and moved away from Chen Shun calmly.

“Fake, this sword is retractable! Look at it!” Chen Shun took off the Flying Sword from behind, and the Flying Sword instantly transformed into an inferior alloy texture, and the tip of the sword also turned into a round head.

He poked his palm with the sword, and explained with an embarrassed smile that he was a little ashamed to be so pretentious in front of Yun Yi.

The Flying Sword suddenly shrank in like those prop swords that were performing mouth-swallowing long swords.

“Oh~!” Wang Rui and the others opened their mouths one by one.

“Lend me to play with it!” Zhang Chi snatched the Flying Sword from Chen Shun’s hand, and poked it towards his stomach with a whimper.

“My dear, are you collecting a folding umbrella?” Chen Shun was speechless.

Zhang Chi was naturally unharmed, and the sword body really shrank in.

Then he played the sword in place.

Chen Shun and Yun Yi neatly covered their foreheads without looking at them.

“Shun, you are wrong, there is still a hole you made outside.” Zhang Ze walked over to Chen Shun doubtfully and asked.

The moment Chen Shun drew his sword, he was the closest and the clearest.

That wall was pierced by Chen Shun’s sword.

“There’s no such thing as a hole. If you don’t believe me, go out and have a look.” Chen Shun smiled.

Although Chen Shun denied it, Zhang Ze opened the door in disbelief and went out to touch the wall.

Not really!

Even the memory of Brother Shun after drawing his sword was blurred, and he only vaguely remembered that the pampered young master was about to be scared and confused.

“How could it not be? After all, this thing is still on me…” Zhang Ze whispered to himself.

He raised his hand and turned his wrist.

At the cuff, there is a blotch that has become a little dark red.

He clearly remembered that he accidentally touched it when he was holding the pampered young master with kidney deficiency.

If that sword was really a prop sword, where did this bloodstain come from?

He couldn’t understand, since he went to Brother Shun’s villa, he always felt that there must be something special about Brother Shun.

He wouldn’t say it either, he’s a smart man, otherwise he wouldn’t be a supervisor.

Brother Shun is his good brother and will definitely not harm himself.

Like tonight, that’s it.

“I saw it, and there are really no holes!” He pushed in the door, intending to convince himself just like that.

After entering the door, he saw Wang Rui, Zhang Chi, Xiao Di and Li Mei, and blocked Yun Yi and Chen Shun in the corner.

“Brother Shun, do you know that you are on fire?” Zhang Chi took out his mobile phone and turned on a certain tone.

The first video that pops up is “The most miserable Sword Immortal in the 21st century, reduced to riding a pink electric donkey!” 》

After clicking on the play, it is a little brother in ancient costume riding a small electric donkey huhuhu, and vaguely accompanied by an extremely ugly shrimp catcher.

As for the person riding an electric donkey, hunting and dancing with wide sleeves, and carrying a long sword behind him, he was exactly the same as Brother Shun in front of them.

Li Mei didn’t even know that she was a good-looking and beautiful flower girl who was not popular, but her pink donkey was hot.

The video is accompanied by a miserable bgm, which immediately has a bleak and desolate inner taste.

There are even some unscrupulous marketing accounts, and they have written countless accounts such as “Misery! Ban Xian also rides a pink electric donkey to deliver food! “This kind of title to attract wanderers.

“Shit!” Chen Shun stared wide-eyed, startled.

“Who’s taking pictures of me secretly! Do you know if you want to pay me!” Chen Shun clenched his fists fiercely.

If you let him know who uploaded this video, make sure to let him try the whole guillotine process.

“This is not the key! You two explain this!”

Zhang Chi flicked the screen, and a new video popped up.

“Ba Ba Hotpot Restaurant Image Ambassador! It’s such a miserable life…”

The cover is the promotional photo that Sister Yu posted on Weibo.

A little witch is feeding a Sword Immortal with meat, and the two of them are smiling sweetly.

The content of the video is Chen Shun riding a small electric donkey.

Yun Yi’s brain immediately began to overload. Although he knew that such a day would come sooner or later, didn’t expect it to come so soon.

“Official announcement?” Wang Rui asked excitedly.

“Ah… um, that’s right.” Yun Yi’s eyes were dodged, and he answered hesitantly.

Chen Shun couldn’t help blushing, but he knew that at this time, he couldn’t be cowardly.

He caught Yun Yi’s hand.

“Huh?” Yun Yi cried out in surprise.

“It’s what you think.”

Chen Shun clasped Yun Yi’s little hand tightly, showing off recklessly.

The box suddenly became quiet.

A faint citric acid smell begins to fill the air.

“Ugh~!” Li Mei suddenly let out a scream.

With no regard for her image, she lay on the sofa and rolled around continuously.

“It’s good, it’s good! I want to fall in love too! I want a man too!”

Wang Rui and Zhang Chi hurriedly got close to Li Mei and pointed Own.

“a waterside pavilion gets the moonlight first…”

Li Mei stopped crying, stood up and looked at the two classmates who were eager to have a try and looked forward to it .

At this moment, her expression changed dozens of ways.

“Sorry, my mother won’t let me play with fools.”

“…”

“…”

“What about you, fool.” Wang Rui punched Zhang Chi and ran away.

Zhang Chi was so angry that he pulled out the retractable Flying Sword from his waist and chased Wang Rui away.

Yun Yi sat down with Chen Shun, her eyes still fixed on their clasped hands.

I really want to escape… Holding hands in front of everyone is completely different from holding hands secretly in private!

She moved her fingers, trying to escape Chen Shun’s warm hands.

Chen Shun let go in obedience.

As a result, Yun Yi’s small retracted hand stopped, and then stuffed it back into Chen Shun’s palm in a fit of anger.

“Are you on your mind?” She looked towards Chen Shun and asked softly.

She had felt it since Chen Shun came back, and he seemed to be holding on to his strength.

“How do you know?” Chen Shun looked towards Yun Yi in surprise.

“Hmph, don’t even look at who I am?” She squeezed Chen Shun’s fingers lightly.

“So what are you worrying about?” Yun Yi looked down at his feet.

“It’s nothing, I just want to catch a ghost, really,” he said casually.

“Where are there ghosts now?” Yun Yi whispered.

This Sword Immortal seems to be suffocating.

It can be seen from his sword that he would not be so rude in normal times.

At least not in front of me.

A plan quietly appeared in her heart.

Hey, who let himself pet him.

……

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It seems that there are less than 300 left, and the writing is getting worse and worse.

Hey, bald.

(End of this chapter)