Accidentally Knocked Down The Witch While Sword Flight

2022-03-27

Chapter 147 Apron witch

But Yun Yi’s movements didn’t stop, as if he had to get to the bottom of it.

Actually, she remembered it clearly, but she just wanted Chen Shun to tell the content of the dream, so it was interesting.

Anyway, he shouldn’t have guessed that it was his own ghost…

Night witch: [Can I ask for details? ]

After a long time, Chen Shun replied.

Followers of the Night: [Wake up and forget! ]

Yun Yi naturally knew that Chen Shun was lying.

One of the characteristics of this nightmare magic is that it allows the caster to have the memory of the dream.

This guy, dishonest!

Witch of the Night: [You forgot, then what are you telling me! ]

Followers of the Night: […I don’t know either, I just wanted to tell you this after I got up. ]

Witch of the Night: [Look at you, say what a dream, and say that you dreamed of me, wouldn’t I blush? Don’t you blush when you type yourself? ]

Yun Yi sent out the Shiba Inu emoticon package that he had collected from Chen Shun.

In fact, I was already lying on the bed holding my phone, my calf hammering the mattress uncontrollably.

The smile on his face also became more and more perverted.

She feels so lucky to have such a cute and playful Sword Immortal to play with.

Followers of the Night: [Really forgot! ]

Night witch: [Do you think I look like a fool? ]

Followers of the Night: [Like. ]

The witch of the night: [Fuck you, my boyfriend is like a fool! ]

Family of the Night: [Your boyfriend is a fool! ]

Family of the Night retracted a message.

Family of the Night: [My girlfriend is like a fool! ]

The witch of the night: [Then you are too pitiful, only a fool will like you! ]

Yun Yi laughs, she wants to be a happy fool anyway.

Family of the Night: [The fool is also pitiful, only I like it. ]

Yun Yi twisted shyly, got into the bed like a fat maggot and turned over.

She crossed her toes repeatedly, bit her lip excitedly, and continued typing on the screen.

Witch of the Night: [Are you trying to get off the topic on purpose? ]

Family of the Night: [I don’t have it, don’t talk nonsense. ]

The witch of the night: [Then you said it! What scene did you dream about? I got curious from you. ]

Followers of the Night: [I dreamed that you jumped off the top of the TV tower antenna. ]

Night witch: [? ? ? ]

Good guy, he still remembers this scene vividly, doesn’t he!

Yun Yi didn’t know why, but in this dream, she didn’t wear stockings.

Perhaps subconsciously based on what I wore the day I was first knocked down by Chen Shun as a reference.

“Is this a causal cycle?”

No matter what the timeline is, will he see the bottom of his skirt?

Next time I dream online, I must construct myself in stockings.

In other words, if only I could influence Chen Shun’s dress.

Then put him in the coolest Sword Immortal outfit and let him play!

Unfortunately, there are many places where Nightmare Magic doesn’t seem to work on Chen Shun.

Night witch: [You lsp! Why are your dreams so perverted? ]

Family of the Night: [What, you jumped down to fight with me, okay! ]

Night witch: [Fight? ]

The Family of the Night: [Yeah, maybe I was thinking too much about loosening my muscles and I dreamed that you became another person, and then got into a fight with me…]

Followers of the Night: [At the time, I didn’t realize I was dreaming, I was so angry, I almost thought I knew you, it was a fake. ]

Night witch: [Well, then what? ]

The Family of the Night: [I thought she did something to you, so I got into a fight with her. ]

Yun Yi giggled on the bed.

Night witch: [So did you win? ]

Family of the Night: [It’s a tie, she looks exactly like you, and she can’t fight hard. Later, I found out that it’s really you. ]

The witch of the night: [I thought you dared to hit me hard. ]

Family of the Night: [No, I didn’t hurt you. ]

The Family of the Night: [Let me ask, did you really use some magic on me to come into my dream to fight with me? ]

Witch of the Night: [How can I be so powerful that I can enter your dream? Don’t you have Divine Consciousness? ]

Family of the Night: [also…]

Yun Yi lied, she has actually reached the threshold of the star witch.

According to witch level: Apprentice witch – Apprentice witch – Star witch – Eternal Night witch …

and Cultivation level: Qi Refinement Cultivator -Foundation Establishment cultivator -Golden Core cultivator -Nascent Soul Cultivator…

From these perspectives, she should be stronger than Chen Shun, who just joined the Foundation Establishment.

This line has brought Yun Yi a lot of room for manipulation.

Perhaps, in the future, I can secretly use more of this magic on Chen Shun to make him like him more.

It can’t be Yun Yi’s fault either.

Witch is such a creature that takes a man’s heart as its own.

This is an innate talent skill engraved in the genes.

Even if Yun Yi’s head isn’t very smart, at this point, it will be very cunning.

Chen Shun, a “smart new” Sword Immortal who has not experienced training, has written Yun Yi’s Tao, which is normal.

Night witch: [Then I in your dream, hit you? Surely not? After all, I am very gentle. ]

Family of the Night: [That’s not true. ]

Witch of the Night: [Listen to what you mean, seems to have done something else to you? ]

Family of the Night: [No, it’s just… a fight. ]

Yun Yi laughed, she naturally knew how the fight happened.

After all, she was the one who threw herself into the dream.

Family of the Night: [But I have to say, you are really cool in the dream! ]

Followers of the Night: [Did you know? When I first saw you in my dream, you were standing on top of the antenna, with the pale full moon behind you, looking at me with contempt and disdain, it was really super cool! ]

Family of the Night: [The tone of speech is also very sassy, and the movements, postures, and moves are all my favorites, exactly the same as the witch image I imagined before! ]

Even with the phone on hold, Yun Yi felt that she was going to be embarrassed to death.

She hunched her feet hard and hurriedly tapped the keyboard to change the subject.

Night witch: [Contempt and disdain? So you like this look? Why don’t I learn it next time? ]

No need to learn, she will.

Chen Shun replied without any hesitation:

Family of the Night: [I think it is possible. ]

Witch of the Night: […]

This guy really likes this?

Wouldn’t you still like to let people step on him in black silk?

Night witch: [Do you still like the kind that wears black silk and then steps on you with disgust? ]

Family of the Night: [Huh? What the hell? Why are you stepping on me? I just like that cold look in the face of the enemy. ]

Night witch: [Oh well, I was thinking if you like it, I can try this next time. ]

After all, when I was a hot pot restaurant before, I tried to step on it a few times.

It doesn’t look like Chen Shun is very repulsive.

Family of the Night: [Would you like to try it? ]

Witch of the Night: [You guy, sure enough…]

I know it’s not that simple!

…

The two of them forgot the time as soon as they chatted. It was almost noon when they got up, and another two hours had passed since the chat.

Until Chen Shun put the handset on her phone, she could hear Yun Yi’s stomach growling, so she hurriedly urged her to eat.

Yun Yi got up, washed and walked into the living room.

The elder sister is not at home.

However, on the table was the breakfast Yun Yao made for Yun Yi before going out, and a note asking her to remember to eat.

Yun Yi was hot, patted his stomach and smacking his lips after eating.

She wasn’t full.

Although there are leftovers from the elder sister in the fridge, Yun Yi doesn’t really want to eat them.

I always feel that I have been bothering my elder sister to cook, and I feel very sorry.

Would you like to try making something for yourself?

Learn to cook slowly, then I can make Love Bento for Chen Shun ~

Yun Yi opened the refrigerator, turned over a bowl of cold rice, and found two eggs and a small Green vegetables.

I don’t know how to cook, so I can try egg fried rice.

She put on an apron and packed all the kitchen utensils and seasonings that elder sister used to make egg fried rice in her memory and arranged them neatly.

“Well, take a photo for Chen Shun to see.”

She took out her phone from the apron pocket on her stomach, grabbed the spatula and compared it with scissors.

The ingredients, neat and tidy kitchen utensils, and her own pretty face and upper body were all captured in the same shot.

Yun Yi didn’t know how to retouch pictures and was too lazy to retouch pictures, so he sent it to Chen Shun directly.

He won’t despise himself, he’s seen even uglier ones in KTV.

The witch of the night: [image]

The witch of the night: [This witch is going to cook! (●”●)]

Chen Shun sweated for Yun Yi’s kitchen when he saw Yun Yi’s outfit.

He still hasn’t forgotten the scene when the two were in the villa.

She said that she cooked a crab for herself, and then the crab clamped her chopsticks and clamped her own chopsticks…

Not even the crabs are red when they are cooked. What kind of meal can a small witch who understands make?

However, although Chen Shun complained a few words, his body was still very honest.

After clicking the original image, it will be saved to the phone album immediately.

Please, the little witch in the apron is super cute, okay?

But he still asked Yun Yi seriously.

Followers of the Night: [Do you know how to light the stove? ]

Witch of the Night: [Of course, do you think I’m a fool? ]

Family of the Night: [Didn’t you say you’re a fool yourself? ]

The witch of the night: […]

The witch of the night: [Your words hurt people! (ì_í)]

Family of the Night: [Okay, why don’t you make a video and I’ll teach you how to do it? ]

Witch of the Night: [No need for you! I can do it alone! ]

Yun Yi angrily stuffed the phone back into his pocket.

She stared at so many ingredients and kitchenware in front of her, and listed the steps one after another in her mind.

First, wash and pick the greens, and cut them a few times.

Yun Yi is very good at washing vegetables.

When she was in junior high school, she always helped the elder sister to wash the vegetables when she was cooking.

After washing, she puts the greens in a hollowed-out basket to filter the water.

Then grabbed two eggs in his hand, ready to break the eggs first.

She also tried to beat eggs with her elder sister before, because she beat a hairy chick, which left a lot of psychological shadow on Yun Yi.

So Yun Yi didn’t dare to do it for a while.

Gruff…

But her belly was urging her to hurry up.

Yun Yi tapped the egg on the edge of the kitchen counter a few times, and squeezed the crack of the egg shell with the thumbs of both hands, using a little force.

However, the egg did not crack as Yun Yi imagined.

Yun Yi couldn’t help but increase the strength of his hands, and even his eyes could not help but pucker up.

It’s as if it’s not an egg, but a balloon about to explode.

Her hands holding the egg trembled slightly, and the crack of the eggshell finally continued to break, and a little transparent egg white flowed out along the crack.

Yun Yi was overjoyed, and the strength in his hand increased a bit.

The egg shell couldn’t bear it, it shattered with a snap, and the egg liquid moved towards Yun Yi and flew over.

Pop, all on the apron.

(End of this chapter)