Accidentally Knocked Down The Witch While Sword Flight

2022-04-04

Chapter 156 The witch girlfriend really doesn’t poke

“Shall we go?”

Yun Yi Holding the helmet, she hesitated despite Chen Shun’s urging.

I always feel like the innocent Little Sister who was fooled into the back seat by the Ghost Fire teenager.

“You!”

Chen Shun extended the hand and pushed up the reflective mask with a serious look.

“Don’t dislike this Sword Immortal’s mount!”

Yun Yi got angry, stepped forward and squeezed Chen Shun’s finger that was going to point to him.

“Don’t point at me, impolite!” She snapped Chen Shun’s fingers.

“Oh, then get in the car.” Chen Shun patted the back seat, motioning Yun Yi to come up quickly.

It’s just this action that makes Yun Yi always think crooked.

“What kind of mounts do you have? You used to dislike the slowness of e-Donkeys, but now you’re so intimate?”

Yun Yi put the helmet on his head and supported Chen Shun’s Back on his electric donkey.

“I let the father add a psionic engine, which can use my spiritual power to accelerate, which is different from those turtle-crawling electric donkeys out there!” Chen Shun was quite proud.

“I’m going to report you…”

“Then I won’t carry you, you go down!”

“I won’t!”

Yun Yi folded his legs and folded his arms, and his whole body was tightly attached to Chen Shun’s back.

I just wanted to put my face close to Chen Shun, but because he was wearing a helmet, it hit Chen Shun’s shoulder blade.

My brain is buzzing.

“Ah! Why did you buy such a big helmet!”

With this helmet on, she was sitting on the electric donkey like Chen Shun, and she felt like Searle The same as ti.

“Why are you always so rude?”

“Should I take off my helmet?”

“Then don’t let me go, next time. I’ll give you an appearance.”

Chen Shun twisted the handle, and the eDonkey rushed out of the community at an extremely unreasonable speed.

“Slow down! Slow down!” Yun Yi hugged Chen Shun tightly, and the speed was so frightening that she was scared.

Not so scared on Flying Sword.

“Don’t use psionic energy!”

“Okay…”

Chen Shun turned off the Spiritual Qi output, and the speed of the eDonkey suddenly became leisurely. stand up.

Yun Yi had to admit that after experiencing the high-speed thrilling experience just now, she was a little disgusted by the sudden slowdown.

After all, she could even straighten up without holding Chen Shun’s waist.

Chen Shun naturally felt that the power around his waist suddenly disappeared.

He was a little unhappy.

Quietly sped up again.

Sure enough, Yun Yi’s hand circled again, and even the soft body of the little witch was attached to his back.

It’s not a plump soft part, it’s squeezing and deforming.

“Enough is enough! I’m going to be angry!” Yun Yi put his helmet against Chen Shun’s back and kept spinning.

“Then don’t let go.”

“If you don’t let go, you won’t let go. You can hit the road at normal speed!”

“Okay.”

Yun Yi whispering in the helmet, complaining about this Chen Shun, is always looking for various reasons and ways to let himself give him some benefits.

“Sure enough, all boys are like this? I love to see astringent pictures, I love these physical touches…”

Yun Yi of course also admits that, in addition to not looking at astringent pictures, Chen Shun She likes it too.

But since Chen Shun said it, Yun Yi listened to his words and gently wrapped his arms around his waist.

Chen Shun was satisfied, and even took the initiative to slow down a little more.

“Why did you come out today wearing the clothes I gave you before?”

“You must be familiar with your own clothes, if there are many people on the street, don’t you just glance at them Can you see me?”

“If you don’t wear this dress, I can see you at a glance.” Chen Shun said indifferently.

He wasn’t trying to tease Yun Yi by saying something shy, but the truth.

He can have a pair of fairy eyes with thousands hammers, hundred refinements.

Yun Yi couldn’t help laughing and scolding Chen Shun in his helmet even though he was getting used to Chen Shun’s occasionally unexpected provocative words.

Squeak!

Suddenly Chen Shun made a sudden stop.

Because Chen Shun’s speed is not very fast, Yun Yi’s arms are only lightly draped around Chen Shun’s waist, occasionally slipped into his clothes to wipe the oil, and did not exert much force.

This sudden brake, Yun Yi slid forward directly from the back seat.

With a bang, Yun Yi’s head with the helmet hit Chen Shun’s back again.

Even his entire chest was squeezed tightly against his back.

It seems that Chen Shun didn’t notice this at the moment.

“What’s wrong?” She pushed up the windshield goggles and looked all around.

“Whoops…”

Soon, Yun Yi noticed a sloppy middle-aged man lying in front not far away.

He clutched his chest and slowly moved left and right on the ground, whimpering in his mouth.

The look on his face was extremely painful.

“Help… I hit someone!”

The middle-aged man secretly opened one eye and looked at the electric donkey he had chosen as the target .

Because Chen Shun hasn’t taken off his helmet, he can only see Yun Yi’s pretty face, which is still a little immature.

“It looks like they are just two young couples who have just grown up? This one is stable!” He was overjoyed and immediately prepared to start using his exclusive skills.

The art of touching porcelain!

‘Whoops…I’m going to die, I’m so miserable…’

He lay on the ground and wailed, but his voice was quite loud. Come curious sight.

Yun Yi’s heart suddenly trembled upon seeing this.

Hit someone?

This idea just appeared, and was immediately dismissed by Yun Yi.

She unconditionally believes in Chen Shun, with his cultivation base and justice value, the probability that he really knocked down the people who haven’t moved, is zero.

Touch porcelain?

Thinking of this, Yun Yi’s face also became ugly.

Touching porcelain is the most troublesome thing to be entangled in.

She noticed that the vicinity happened to be a blind spot that could not be photographed by surveillance cameras, so there was no direct evidence to prove that the man touched porcelain.

Obviously, he is a professional porcelain toucher.

Yun Yi pulled Chen Shun’s cuff worriedly.

Chen Shun turned his head and saw Yun Yi’s cute face that was happy and ready to go on a date, but now his face was full of sadness, and his breath couldn’t help but toss.

Yun Yi glanced at the man who was still rolling on the ground.

Yun Yi: What’s the situation? Touch porcelain?

Chen Shun nods.

He stretched out his index finger, rested Yun Yi’s helmet, and poked Yun Yi’s forehead.

Immediately, he tapped his index finger and tapped Yun Yi’s goggles down.

“It’s fine, just leave this kind of thing to me.”

“Hmm~” Yun Yi complied obediently and put on his helmet.

Because the helmets and goggles bought by Chen Shun are all with a light-emitting film, after tapping, others can’t see the appearance of the person inside.

Obviously he didn’t want Yun Yi to show up.

After all, no one knows whether there are malicious people around to shoot with malicious intentions.

Chen Shun parked the car on the side of the road, got out of the car and walked straight to the man who was still pretending to be miserable on the ground.

“Oh…you god damn it’s finally here! You crashed Lao Tzu, you can’t run away!”

Seeing Chen Shun coming, his voice As soon as he opened it, he immediately propped up his upper body and pointed fingers at Chen Shun.

His loud voice immediately attracted the passers-by around him.

There are residents here who recognize the porcelain toucher at a glance.

But these people all looked at Chen Shun jokingly and looked at this matter with the mentality of eating melons.

It’s not that they don’t have a sense of justice, on the contrary, they have even dismantled this person more or less a few times before.

This time, it’s just because of Chen Shun’s car, helmet and dress.

The electric donkey painted in weird colors and the exaggerated motorcycle helmet made these people characterize Chen Shun as a “Ghost Fire boy”.

Both sides are groups that give people a very bad impression, and naturally no one will come forward to seek justice.

Chen Shun is not disappointed either, this is his Luo City, he still knows the nature of Luo City.

“Look at this young man, he’s flamboyant, he’s not a good person at first glance!”

“That’s right, I see that big brother is screaming miserably, but this time it’s okay. Don’t be knocked down!”

“Let’s just watch the dog bite the dog, it’s not a good thing anyway…”

“…”

The people around discuss spiritedly and have no intention of interfering in this matter at all.

Chen Shun took off his helmet, revealing his handsome face.

For a while, many female passers-by were ready to defect. Of course, there were also some more rational spectators. They sighed that this youngster had a good skin, but chose to be a Ghost Fire boy. It’s a pity…

“Okay, stop pretending, you’re simply not injured.” Chen Shun coldly said.

He could see at a glance that the man who fell to the ground had no physical injuries at all.

On the contrary, I have a big belly, and it is obviously very moisturizing.

“You goddamn little brat, don’t have a conscience, oh… I’m dead!”

The big brother simply lay down on the ground, oh Whoops, I don’t mean to get up again.

For some unknown reasons, he was really deceived by his superb acting skills, and stabbed Chen Shun in the spine.

Chen Shun’s mood is calm and composed, thinking about how to break the game.

In fact, there are many ways he can choose, such as using some Taoist magic that takes effect on the Divine Soul, making him self-report his guilt.

It’s just this kind of Taoism, which generally causes irreversible damage to the Divine Soul of the ordinary person.

Although this person is hateful, but since he is a resident of his own dojo, he will not break his own principles.

“I didn’t bump into him just now. There should be surveillance cameras nearby, right? Let’s check the surveillance cameras.” Chen Shun chose to solve it in a mortal way.

“young man, your aunt doesn’t look like a ruffian. I remind you, this place cannot be photographed by surveillance! This kind of person is very difficult to deal with, but if you give it a thousand and eight hundred, just I can leave…”

A kind aunt stood up to remind Chen Shun.

Chen Shun thanked him, but rejected Big Mom’s proposal.

If you give money, isn’t that indulging the trend of touching porcelain?

More people will suffer in the future.

“Hey, hey, you old bastard, don’t talk nonsense? Who said I touched porcelain? I told you brat! You can either take me to the hospital for examination today, or don’t even think about leaving. !”

The middle-aged man pointed at Chen Shun anxiously when he heard someone hinting at his identity.

“Hehe, that aunt didn’t say you touched porcelain just now, why are you denying it so quickly?” Chen Shun sneered, both hands crossed near chest, his eyes full of sarcasm.

“That’s right, the wolf’s tail leaked out, right?” Auntie pouted a few times and followed Chen Shun to help.

The people watching were not stupid, they probably understood the truth and gradually stood on Chen Shun’s side.

Seeing that the wind was getting more and more unfavorable for him, the man’s complexion changed, and he immediately began to play and splash.

“Don’t talk nonsense, this bastard hit me!”

“If you don’t believe me, I’ll give you a new memory…”

He struggled to stand up, pretended to be lame, ran over to Chen Shun’s electric donkey, tapped his head on the headlights, and fell to the ground.

When the people around him realized that they were only behind him, he secretly took out something into his arms.

As you fall to the ground, take the opportunity to slap your head and side chest.

When he stood up again, he pretended to be extremely angry and ran back, squeezed the blood bag, and showed the wound that he had carefully drawn in advance.

“This person… when I’m blind?” Yun Yi was speechless.

She is still sitting upright on Chen Shun’s little electric donkey!

When this guy rushed over, he surprised himself and didn’t know what he was going to do.

Is he doing this kind of shit?

Yun Yi got out of the car, ran to Chen Shun, took off his helmet, and whispered a few words in his ear.

Chen Shun nodded, but there was some resentment in his eyes.

“Why are you taking off your helmet?”

“I’m not the kind of girl who needs to hide behind you!”

“I know all his little actions.”

Chen Shun motioned Yun Yi to feel at ease.

He wants to choose a way that will not affect the date of the two, and solve this difficult guy as soon as possible.

Why don’t you just use spell to clean him up? Anyway, Chen Shun felt that his Luo City didn’t need this kind of social scum.

He glanced at the middle-aged man, who immediately rushed into a chill.

The cold sensation immediately rushed from the feet to the top of the head.

That kind of body feeling is like facing a sharp sword pointed at the center of his eyebrows.

He didn’t know what Chen Shun and Yun Yi were discussing, so he started yelling yelled:

“What are you discussing, you’re not going to throw me here and run Can’t you drop it?”

“Are you still not human? Are you without conscience? Everyone, look at me, it’s bleeding!”

He lifted his clothes, and there was indeed a large piece of it. Bleeding bruises.

Seeing this person so shameless, Yun Yi’s expressions all became a little cold.

The secret art in Chen Shun’s hand is all pinched, as long as Spiritual Qi surges, this guy will be hit by the technique and begin to confess his guilt.

“wait a minute”

Chen Shun suddenly dived light flashed and thought of something.

It’s the potion that Yun Yi used on him.

After using that thing, it will only tell what you really think in your heart, and will no longer deceive and lie.

Also, the side effects are just a headache.

“Yun Yi!” With the rays of light of be eager to have a try flashing in his eyes, he quickly called out softly.

“What’s wrong? Have you figured out a solution?” Yun Yi whispered, covering his mouth.

“There is a solution.”

“What solution?”

“Do you remember, what did you use to trick me into confessing? “

“What is cheating!? At that time, the medicine efficacy of the potion has passed, you are obviously… potion!?”

Yun Yi suddenly realized.

I immediately frowned.

“The potion is in my house, I didn’t take it with me.”

There is still half a bottle of the potion left, which is more than enough for an ordinary person.

“It’s fine, tell me where it is, and I’ll let Flying Sword stealth to get it.”

“It’s in the drawer of the bedside table in my room.”

Chen Shun replaced the secret art he was holding with sword art, and the Flying Sword immediately disappeared and flew towards Yun Yi’s house.

The Flying Sword was extremely fast, and at full speed, it only took a few breaths to reach Yun Yi’s home.

Flying Sword slips into Yun Yi’s room with ease.

Chen Shun, who got Flying Sword’s shared vision, saw a few pieces of underwear that Yun Yi had changed and thrown on the bed at a glance.

He hurriedly controlled the Flying Sword to turn around and moved backwards to the drawer in Yun Yi’s room.

Open the drawer, in addition to the bottle of potion and some hair ties, glasses case and other sundries, there is also a small exquisite box.

Chen Shun can feel the breath of his own spirit talisman in the small box through Flying Sword.

“This witch is so well hidden?”

Chen Shun raised the corner of his mouth slightly, rolled up a small spray in the form of Flying Sword’s immortal rope, and quickly returned .

“Look, here it is!”

He flipped his wrist and the familiar spray appeared in front of Yun Yi.

It brought back many sweet memories of Yun Yi.

The middle-aged man who touches porcelain is still exaggerating, making up a tragic car accident story vividly.

Chen Shun sneaked over and sprayed him on his face at a speed that an ordinary person’s naked eyes couldn’t catch.

After that, the expressions of the passers-by around him gradually changed as they listened to the story he narrated.

“My dear, I’m just rushing home to see my granddaughter. I’m in a hurry, so I don’t pay much attention to the road.”

“Who knows, the little brat who was killed this day, suddenly I just rode out from the intersection over there!”

“I’m in a hurry, I’m afraid, he’s so fast, I’m too scared to move, but this little bastard is completely If you don’t slow down, you’ll slap me in the face…”

“Look at what you’re going to do to me… I’m so miserable…” middle-aged man Sadly squeezed tears.

Suddenly he felt something got into his nose, and shrugged his brandy nose quickly.

“You have seen what happened later. I pretended to be knocked down by him and lay on the ground.”

“I would howl, no matter how loud it was. How loud, it’s better to call you all over so that I can act more realistically…”

The expressions of the people around changed.

Some people even started to snicker while covering their mouths, took out their mobile phones and started filming this interesting scene.

And the brain of that middle-aged man is running wildly, trying to fill in the details of the story of being knocked down by Chen Shun, and can really convince these idiots in front of him.

The CPU on his brain is already overloaded, and he is not at all like the crowd around him, nor does he notice that he is talking or writing at all.

“I know that I have to use you guys to make this little bastard subdue, and then I can cheat money.”

“Finish one order in the morning and another in the afternoon. Shan, my task for today is done!”

“But what do I think, this little bastard is still stubborn, I can’t help it, so I can only pretend to be hurt.”

“Nuo, look, these blood are actually chicken blood that I bought at the vegetable market in the early morning.”

The middle-aged man showed the blood on his wound.

As everyone knows, all of this has been photographed by someone with a heart.

“His car was also carefully chosen by me. They are so young, it’s better to cheat!”

“However, if I want to cheat money, I always have to borrow it. The hands of you idiots…”

Hearing this guy call himself “idiot”, the crowd, get angry.

“Okay, so you’re a professional porcelain toucher, are you here to overly pit peoples?”

“I said that I saw you idle and sneaky before. How do you think you are doing such a conscienceless act!”

“I have already filmed everything you said, and I will pass it on to Douyin later, and you will be famous!”

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A young guy, laughing and shooting video with his mobile phone.

The middle-aged man didn’t turn around for a while, and scratched his head honestly.

” Chuan Douyin is good, this is good, let everyone see the face of this little bastard!” He stared wide-eyed, and hurriedly pointed his fingers at Chen Shun, motioning for the person who was filming the video. People also patted Chen Shun’s face in.

“Still filming him? Go and detain him for a few days first.”

“That’s right, arrest him! Otherwise, one day we’ll hit porcelain on our heads!”

“Get it! Get it!”

Passers-by around him glared at him, and he finally reacted.

“What are you doing, I’m just a porcelain touch.”

The middle-aged man slowly opened his mouth, and then slapped himself a few times. Son, a Red Seal appeared on that greasy face.

“Don’t catch me, I’ve only touched porcelain for four or five years, and I haven’t touched it for a long time!”

“It’s such a grandfather, what’s this old man saying? What?” He slapped the other side of his face a few times.

He had a burst of green and a burst of red on his face, his eyes dodged, ready to run away.

Chen Shun picked up the helmet, put it on Yun Yi’s head with a “boo” sound, and put on the helmet himself.

flicked the fingers, and a jet of air immediately shot at the foot of the middle-aged man who was trying to escape.

“Whoops…” He threw a dog and ate shit.

“Whoops…whoops…it hurts this time!” he wailed, but no one believed him anymore.

Someone had already called the police, and the rest of the well-meaning crowd had surrounded him and prevented him from escaping.

……

As for protagonist Chen Shun, who was at the center of the incident, he and Yun Yi returned to the eDonkey and sneaked away.

Yun Yi’s small hands moved irritably between Chen Shun’s belly to express the little witch’s displeasure.

“That guy, wasting our precious date time!” Chen Shun angrily.

“People who touch porcelain are really annoying! Next time, let’s come out with the Flying Sword or my broom, so that no one will touch the porcelain.” Yun Yi said angrily.

On the first day when I came out with Chen Shun riding an electric donkey, I met a professional touch porcelain, which made Yun Yi miss the goodness of Flying Sword and broom.

After all, there is no one else in the sky except herself and Chen Shun.

Chen Shun couldn’t help laughing when he heard this.

“What are you laughing at, my mood is ruined by him.” Yun Yi touched Chen Shun’s abdominal muscles irritably.

This is more to heal her mood.

“Who said that Flying Sword will not touch porcelain.”

“Flying Sword still touches porcelain?”

“Of course there is, there will be. When a witch who only wears black witch clothes came to touch China, I was touched by a witch and became her boyfriend.”

A witch that fell from the sky that day, Chen Shun never imagined that one day that witch would meet her boyfriend. become your own girlfriend.

He’s so rare about this witch.

“Um…”

Little witch’s face hidden in the helmet bit her lip shyly, but the corners of her mouth were raised involuntarily.

It seems to be exactly what Chen Shun said.

“One sentence makes witch’s mood better, as expected of you, my Shun.” She extended the arm from Chen Shun’s armpit and gave him a big thumb.

“Of course, the guy who affects your mood, I won’t let him go so easily.”

Chen Shun’s voice sounded black-belly.

“What are you going to do?” Yun Yi asked in confusion. Being stared at by Chen Shun is not a good thing. The little Young Master in the KTV before was scared of Chen Shun. .

“I want to deal with a man as he deals with you.”

“You want to touch him too? Your acting skills…maybe…” Yun Yi to Chen Shun’s acting skills remain skeptical.

Let him play the person who touches porcelain, I’m afraid it will be revealed at first.

“Of course it’s not me, I’ve already left a mark on him, when the time comes I’m going to pinch a puppet and pour it in front of him when he goes out. As for the face of the puppet, you Come and design for me, aren’t you very skilled at pretending to be a ghost? Draw as scary as possible!”

“And then make him think he really killed someone?”

“Yeah, not only that, I also want to ask the paper figurine to entrust him with dreams, and ask him every night, “Did you hit me? “, he will definitely not dare to go out and touch porcelain in the future, don’t you believe it?”

“You… are too bad! But I like it.”

Yun Yi hehe stupid Le, and tried to put his head on Chen Shun’s back again.

It was another bang, and I was dizzy.

She hated the helmet Chen Shun bought more and more.

“But this time, thanks to your potion, either he’ll waste too much time, or he’ll have to use spell to make him demented.”

Dating time is precious, and Chen Shun is likely to choose to save it.

“Hehe, this potion of mine has done several great deeds.” Yun Yi straightened his back proudly, and his chest pressed against Chen Shun’s back again.

It was only by relying on his own potion before that Chen Shun dared to confess to himself.

didn’t expect this time , is there such a role?

It would not be too much to give it an award.

“Yeah, it’s nice to have a witch as a girlfriend.” Chen Shun agreed.

I would like to thank the Alliance Leader who lost my dream every day for the reward…

I will be coding more during this time!

Can I get Qiu Qiu monthly pass?

(End of this chapter)