There is something peculiar to ancient times that is the envy of modern people......
With Liu Xiyan's third question raised,
In the live broadcast room,
The audience also had a lively discussion after thinking about it.
This side of the studio hall,
Su Xue and Teacher He are also discussing.
"Teacher He, what do you think you envy the ancients the most?"
Su Xue asked.
Teacher He thought about it very seriously and said with a smile,
"I really have one thing, I envy the ancients!"
"Oh?
"Love!"
"Love?"
"Yes!"
Teacher He nodded and said with emotion,
"Just like the poet Mu Xin wrote in the poetry collection "Once Upon a Time", in the past, the carriage and horses were very slow, the letters were far away, and there was only enough to love one person in a lifetime......"
"The ancients are still worthy of our envy and learning in terms of love, they are loyal to love, and they are more able to hold the hand of their son, and they are close to each other. "
"Because of love, they have created a lot of masterpieces that have been passed down through the ages!"
"Just like the two sentences we are most familiar with, the mountains are edgeless, the heaven and the earth are together, and you dare to be with the king!"
It is from the Han Dynasty's Yuefu poem "Shang Evil". "
"The original text is, I want to know you, a long life without decay, mountains without edges, rivers are exhausted, thunder and earthquake in winter, rain and snow in summer, heaven and earth are together, but dare to be with you!"
"What a loyal love!"
Teacher He exclaimed,
"In addition to poetry, there are also love stories that are circulated among the people. "
"For example, Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, Meng Jiangnu, the Legend of the White Snake, the Legend of the West Chamber, the Phoenix and so on, there are too many!"
"It's all on behalf of their ancients' attitude towards love!"
"But compared to the ancients, many of us now, can't do this!"
"For a variety of reasons, many people get divorced even after they get married......"
22 "For example, some time ago, I passed by the Civil Affairs Bureau, and the people who queued up for divorce there all lined up at the gate!"
“......"
Teacher He's words,
Su Xue, who listened, nodded again and again.
It's really worthy of Teacher He,
That's great!
After being said by Teacher He, she was a little envious of the unswerving love of the ancients.
Unlike now,
There are not too many breakups and divorces!
Thinking of this,
Su Xue looked at Lu Yu on the big screen again,
I don't know,
What kind of answer will this guy spit out in his mouth this time!
But presumably,
It's going to be very improper!
And in fact,
It's not just Su Xue who thinks like this,
The audience in the live broadcast room also thought so, Lu Yu's previous answers were too windy, presumably this time, it will definitely be funny again!
Time
Everyone's eyes once again converged on Lu Yu.
I want to hear how Lu Yu will answer this question.
And that's when
Lu Yu seems to have finally come up with an answer!
And he lifted up his head,
There was an embarrassed expression on his face,
"Actually, there are many, many places where I envy the ancients......"
"Among them, there are no less than ten things unique to the ancients, but we modern people do not have, and I have seen and felt them with my own eyes!"
"So, I'll pick three or four of them, the things I envy the most, and tell you about them......
Burst!!
As soon as he heard Lu Yu's familiar beginning,
The audience in the live broadcast room couldn't hold back their laughter at once,
Because of his beginning,
I can't say that it is exactly the same as when I said the most disappointing sentence before, but it can only be said that it is not bad at all!
The same words,
Lu Yu actually came again,
The audience went crazy with laughter in an instant!
"Hahahaha, isn't it, Brother Lu, are you still here?!"
"Laughing to death, Brother Lu is going to be clever again!"
"It's still a familiar formula, it's still a familiar tone, I seriously suspect that Brother Lu is going to trap us again!"
"Brother Lu, I beg you to accept the supernatural powers, my stomach hurts from your laughter today!"
"In the mouth of this Cao thief, he must not be able to say anything good!"
"Hahaha!"
“......"
The audience burst into laughter.
After hearing this familiar beginning, Liu Xiyan was also crying and laughing, and hurriedly asked,
"Brother Lu, you won't say that kind of unserious answer again this time, right?"
"I'm not serious?!"
In the face of Liu Xiyan's questioning,
Lu Yu's eyes widened, and he said righteously,
"You're framing me, I'm not serious, obviously everything I say is super serious!"
"Okay, okay, you're serious, you're the most serious, Brother Lu, say it quickly!"
Liu Xiyan said with a smile.
"Well, then you guys can listen up!"
Lu Yu glanced at Liu Xiyan, and then said with a serious face,
"If you want to say that you envy the ancients, it must be something that the ancients had, and what we modern people lack or don't have......"
"That's how we can talk about envy!"
"If we had it, then we wouldn't envy the ancients, right?"
Well
There is nothing wrong with what Lu Yu said!
Everyone nodded.
then
Just listen to Lu Yu said,
"So, I just thought about it from this point of view, what do we lack the most compared to the ancients?"
"Technology, Culture, Mind, Peace, Commodities...... Obviously, we don't lack any of these!"
"In that case, what are we missing?"
"What do I have to envy the ancients?"
"I thought about it for a long time, and finally I thought of it!"
"Not only did I think of it, but I thought of several!"
"The first one is a man!"
"I envy men in ancient times, and in our current society, there is also the most shortage of men!"
Yes?!
As soon as Lu Yu's answer came out, everyone was stunned.
then
Then the hall burst out laughing again!
Envy the men of antiquity?
Lack of men now?
Hahahaha!
What a strange answer!
And
Who says there is a shortage of men in society now?
According to the survey on the ratio of men to women, the number of men is much more than that of women, and many men cannot find a wife in their lifetime, so they have to be single!
So
Why is there a shortage of men!
Because of this,
When the audience heard Lu Yu's answer, they laughed directly.
This side of the studio hall,
Su Xue also glanced at Lu Yu angrily,
Sure enough, I guessed correctly,
Lu Yu, this guy,
It's not serious,
actually said that he admired men in ancient times, and said that there was a shortage of men in society now, but it was really too much to say!
however
In the face of everyone's laughter, (read the violent novel, go to the Feilu Novel Network!)
Lu Yu in the camera didn't mean to laugh at all, but his face became a little serious.
Just listened to Lu Yu continue,
"Perhaps, you will think it is funny when you hear my answer, but in fact, it is really not funny at all!"
"Ancient Men ......"
"They are proud that they are a good man with iron bones, and they are proud that they are a real man who stands up to the sky!"
"They are masculine and powerful, they can support a family inside, and they can fight bloody battles and fight in all directions!"
"If you are born with a male body, but behave like a girl, you will be laughed at to death!"
"If you say that a man looks like a woman, it will be a great insult to him!"
"But what about our modern age?"
Lu Yu changed his words and sneered,
"On the screen, small fresh meat is everywhere, and the sissy culture is very popular......"
"How many of them are real men?"
"If I accidentally cut my hand, I cried and called my mother in pain, and I had to send him to the hospital quickly, it seemed that if I went for a while, I would have to kill him!"
"When I encountered a little difficulty, I shouted that I can't do it, pinched the orchid finger and said, wow, this is terrible!"
"I wipe my tears at every turn, and I cover my mouth and cry ......"
"With thick makeup on his face, a bewitching ~ glamorous lipstick on his mouth, wearing the clothes worn by a woman, dressed up in flowers, writhing his skin there, and showing off his ......"
"And what kind of sugar fruit is super sweet, it's disgusting to sell cute!"
"What kind of men are these guys?!"
"There is a male body, but he behaves more than a woman!"
"The point is, there are many, many more such men!"
"They are not ashamed, but proud!"
"That's why I said that there is a shortage of men in society now!"
"That's why I said that I would envy the men of ancient times!"
“......"
Lu Yu's words,
Said sonorously and powerfully,
It directly shocked everyone to listen!
The ridicule on the barrage stopped abruptly!
The smiles on everyone's faces also froze instantly!
This side of the studio hall,
After listening to Lu Yu's explanation,
Su Xue was obviously stunned,
Immediately afterwards, I reacted, Lu Yu said that modern society lacks men, and envy ancient men, which is actually what it means!
When he speaks of men, he does not mean men themselves, but what a man should have!
I'll go!
With that in mind,
Su Xue's eyes widened suddenly,
"I misunderstood him......"
Su Xue said in astonishment.
It's not just Su Xue,
After the audience in the live broadcast room reacted, they also boiled instantly!
"Cow beer, my brother Lu, I just thought that Brother Lu was going to say something unserious, I admit that I was wrong!"
"Damn, it turns out that Brother Lu said that there is a lack of men, this is what he meant, I blame me for being too superficial, and I was still laughing at Brother Lu just now!"
"Don't really say it, what Lu Yu said is not bad at all, many men now are really like a girl, especially those dead mothers on the screen~ cannons, it's disgusting!"
"Yes, men in ancient times would definitely not look like this, if these sissies traveled to 337 ancient times, it is estimated that they would all be despised to death!"
"It's ridiculous that there are still many people who worship these sissies, and more and more men have begun to develop towards sissies, and if this goes on like this, the consequences are unimaginable!"
"Hey, it's not just a sissy, now many students are starting to lose their masculinity, I watched a video a few days ago, those high school boys, there are so many of them, they can't even do pull-ups, I can't do a single one, I am speechless when I see it!"
"Upstairs, in fact, they can't be blamed for this, they can only blame the school system, only pay attention to learning, not pay attention to the development of students' physical fitness, physical education teachers are sick every day, children can't even get a physical education class, how can physical fitness be good?"
"Brother Lu's answer this time really amazed me, I give full marks!"
"Yes, Brother Lu is serious, he is still very serious!"
“......"
There is one thing to say,
Lu Yu's answer this time,
It really shocked everyone,
Originally, I heard Lu Yu say that when there was a shortage of men in modern society,
Everyone is still laughing at him,
outcome
After Lu Yu finished explaining,
Only then did everyone finally understand what was going on,
One by one, they sighed again,
thinks that what Lu Yu said is really reasonable!
And in the exclamation of the audience,
Lu Yu began to continue again,
"In addition to men, I envy women in ancient times!"
"It's like many men have become spineless and masculine, and many women now, compared to ancient women, have also lost their chastity~ chastity and integrity!"
"In ancient times, the wedding night did not fall ~ red, which can be used as a reason to divorce his wife!"
"But now?"
"If you follow this standard, I'm afraid that more than ninety percent of them will have to divorce their wives!"
"Heh, there are a lot of women now, one is more than a flower to play!"
"Let's not talk about it before marriage, but after marriage, we are not honest!"
"Coaxed the ignorant and handsome young man to the house, and after the incident, she actually said that her husband would come back in the evening, she knows, that sentence, for a boy, how much damage to the soul!"
"I won't go into detail here, because many girls nowadays know what virtues everyone understands......"
"What I really want to say is actually the third, the things I envy the ancients!"
“......"
After a short banter,
Lu Yu stretched out three fingers,
His face became serious again.
............。
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