After Becoming a Taoist
Chapter 26: Yaya! Your filial piety to me has soured
Chapter 26 Yaya! Your filial piety to me has soured
Yaya! Your filial piety to me has deteriorated! Orthopedics will break the leg!
Li Dandao stroked his forehead with his hand: "To be a ghost, you don't have to breathe yang."
Maybe the story of a Chinese Ghost Story is equivalent to a female ghost here in Yaya, let’s breathe yang.
"You are a kid, the kid is looking for a ghost mother."
Li Dandao began to tell Yaya the story of the ghost mother and the auntie.
Yaya listened carefully.
However, it was not only Yaya who listened.
An old owl was also listening.
It's here to send invitations to Dr. Li.
At the end of the month, there was a banquet held by Lord Zhongshan and Heyang Hou. Many guests were invited, and Lord Jinghe was also on the list. Among them, Lord Jinghe mentioned Dr. Li, saying that his medical skills were excellent and he could cure the diseases of ghosts and spirits.
Zhongshan is one of the eight scenic spots in Jingyang. Lord Zhongshan is the elder brother of Liu Bang, the great ancestor of the Han Dynasty. The place where Liu Xi lived was originally named the King of Kings, but he fled after attacking the Xiongnu and was demoted to the Marquis of Heyang. Become the mountain **** of Zhongshan.
As for why Jinghe Longjun recommended Li Dandao. One is because Li Dandao rescued the mouse king who stole the treasures of the Dragon Palace. Originally, Longjun sent someone to rectify Li Dandao, but he was stopped by Tian Wu. This is a resentment.
The second is that the Dragon Lord often transforms into a human being, goes ashore, and is a fortunate virgin. The nature of dragons is inherently lewd, but the species of dragons is rare.
The Chen family girl went to Yingzhou Terrace to go to the spring, rowing on the lake to enjoy the scenery, and was met by the dragon who was out to play.
Yingzhoutai is a famous place for spring stepping outside the capital. There are often literati and elegant visitors from the capital come to hold poetry gatherings, literary gatherings, and literary visitors from Li Fude's Four Gates Pavilion will also go there.
The girls who are naturally in the spring are also looking for boys.
Chen Xianwei thought that his girl was not self-respecting at first, but he recognized it and only trained for a while. Later, he found out that he was pregnant and took medicine to have an abortion, but he couldn't get rid of it.
In the end, he died in childbirth. There is no relief after death. Had to invite a doctor to deliver the baby, and gave birth to a dragon seed, which is a blessing.
But Lao Xiao was fascinated by listening to it.
In order for animals to take human form, they must learn human language, understand human etiquette, and be enlightened. Lao Xiao listened to Li Dandao’s story of Gu Huo Niao, and thought in his heart, a bird during the day and a human at night, isn’t it a bird demon? How could it be a ghost?
In fact, one said that Guhuobird was transformed by the daughter of the Emperor of Heaven, one said that it was transformed by a pregnant woman after death, another said that it was an evil bird, and another said that it was a good bird. Gu Huoniao carried away other people's children, and Xia Huoniao adopted the children abandoned by others.
The night was getting darker, and Li Dan went to sleep.
The old owl flew down, and was about to do something, when a light that was invisible to the naked eye flickered, but it was the ancestral tablet, and the gods sheltered it. Bad luck.
But Lao Xiao has a talisman on his body, representing that he is the servant of the Marquis of Heyang.
It was also the civilians who saw the officials and put down their guards.
But when he was about to enter Li Dandao's room, there was another block at the door.
It turned out to be a small gourd containing the killing ghost pills made by Li Dandao.
It is said to kill ghosts, but in fact all evils are controlled by it. Lao Xiao has dealt with ghosts and gods all the year round, and he is also a bird that symbolizes death.
The owl bird eats scavengers and can predict death. When it smells that the person's body is unhealthy, it will laugh. Often a few days later, it will die, so it is said that the owl bird is unlucky for the elderly.
And the sound of owl birds is also eerie, and it is believed that ghosts who died in the mountains and forests will imitate the sound of owl birds and confuse people.
"Dr. Li is really capable." Owl Bird couldn't get in the door, so he had to put the invitation on the window and return to his life.
At night, the shadows of the trees and the sound of the wind were bleak. It seemed that something wanted to sneak in, but unfortunately they were blocked.
A night without dreams, the **** crowing twice.
Li Qi got up and started to work on the money, rice, oil and salt for a day, and the day of the old Li family started again.
Li Dandao also got up early, it is impossible to ask the old man to help him go to the farm to feed the cows every day.
After breakfast, Li Fude went to the Simen Hall to study, while Li Qi went to wash clothes by the river.
"Huh?" Li Dan said strangely, but saw a piece of grass paper at the window: "Isn't this a Ming banknote?"
Ming banknotes have existed since ancient times. After Cai Lun improved papermaking, his sister-in-law also urged his elder brother to make money by making paper.
But his eldest brother was not good at learning and could not make good paper, so he had to use that kind of grass paper.
couldn't sell it, and he accumulated a lot of goods at home. His sister-in-law vomited blood and fainted.
Cai Lun's older brother took the culprit's straw paper to his wife's coffin and burned it out of grief.
But he didn't want his wife to come back to life, and said: "Silver travels in the world of Yang, and paper is traded in the underworld."
So people came to buy straw paper to burn.
I don’t know if this is true, or the earliest marketing plan, but the custom of burning paper money has been passed down.
The silver notes issued behind are also said to be inspired by Ming banknotes.
Li Dandao got the Ming note, and it seemed that there were characters on it, but this text is a ghost text, that is, a dead text, not for the living.
But after reading it, the note turned into ashes, as if it was burnt paper, and Li Dandao still had ashes on his hands.
"Bad luck!" Li Dandao clapped his hands.
Go and see the snake whip, it has been dried and ready to make snake whip pills.
Li Dandao felt very happy when he thought that the silver of Baihuahua would flow into his hands in the future.
But he saw that Li Fucheng was already standing behind him: "Can this thing work?"
Li Dandao said: "This thing is on the body of the snake. It is only for nourishing and health care on weekdays, but when the snake encounters sulfur, it immediately begins to impact and catalyze. Even if it is sixty years old, it can turn into eighteen years old. It is also possible to cause sudden death, so use it with caution."
"Is there still medicine?" Li Fucheng asked.
"Naturally, rice wine is used to aphrodisiac, aphrodisiac, and deer blood to help the blood flow. Usually, for health care, you can only ingest some, not too much. This is the medicine of tigers and wolves."
Li Fucheng was told last night, but he was not serious at this time, but worried: "The medicinal properties are so strong, if you eat it, you will die."
"So we made the pills smaller. We made ten pills from the original amount of one pill."
Li Fucheng nodded: "Such a secret medicine, in fact, only depends on oneself. If you use it well, it is to treat men's depression. If you don't use it well, it's just a reminder."
Li Dan asked hehely, "Father! Grandpa, how much did you pay yesterday?"
Li Fuchengxie glanced at Li Dan and said, "Don't think about it, the custody is in your mother's hands, not mine, it will only be where you ask for money every time, from your grandfather to your mother. ."
Li Dan said with a heartache: "Dad, don't you have any ideas?"
"Yes! But why did your mother give me the money? If you don't make some grades, your mother won't see it, and I'm afraid you won't be able to get the money."
Ask for recommendation tickets, investment, collection!
(end of this chapter)
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