After Crossing the Zerg, I Became a Forum Boss

Allen lay at home for two days, and when he was in a good mood, he went back to the Nantian Branch of the Male Insects Association to make an appointment for a training game and exercise his muscles and bones.

At the beginning, the A-level males of the Southern Branch of the Male Worm Association were eager to try, vying to play against Allen. Later, as long as a male worm sees the virtual worm on the Great Devil from a distance, he will rush to tell each other and flee after hearing the wind.

As long as Alan is online, in a short time, the entire Nantian Branch will run so hard that even a bug shadow can be seen.

If Allen came early and let him catch a few more males, the usually quiet white bungalow would be suspected of having an extra dungeon underneath, and there were a few ghosts crying and wolf howling from time to time below.

Lancelot originally didn't want to care, but once he asked David, Jude, and Alfred to have something to do. The three guys who usually stayed at home or were busy turning the sky and couldn't see the insects, none of them On the virtual insects, one after another ran to his main star's home to meet him.

Lancelot realized the seriousness of the problem.

Lancelot quickly found the culprit of the incident and lifted the boy who was sitting on the third floor of the white bungalow with his legs dangling on the window sill. "Do you think the Nantian Branch has changed recently?"

Allen leaned against the wall, the golden sunlight painted his almost perfect outline, casting a faint and lonely silhouette on the ground.

Lancelot was so determined, and pity was born in his heart.

However, thinking of the bleak scene of the Southern Branch of the Male Worship Association, Lancelot quickly extinguished his own feelings.

He said: "Do you know how many males there will be in Nantian Branch today?"

Alan pulled his eyelids lazily and asked nonchalantly: "How much?"

Lancelot spit out a string of data coldly, "Less than 200, the average time in the club is less than half an hour."

Allen was puzzled. "So few?"

Lancelot didn't know if Allen was really so hindsight, or he didn't play enough.

"Allen, although I usually like you to accompany them in more coaching battles, they are indeed too useless." They couldn't win the wheel battle, and they were too afraid to go to the virtual insects. Lancelot said: "But their recent training volume has been enough, do you want to go home and rest for a few days?"

Lancelot barely said to Alan, let the poor males go home and toss Carol.

Although Carol did not join the Nantian Branch of the Male Worship Association, he has become an object of admiration for everyone in the Nantian Branch.

He could raise Allen for 14 years and make him happy every day.

Carol must be a miraculous male.

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When Nolan returned home, Allen was struggling with the insects on the Jinjiang forum.

What's more exaggerated is that in front of Allen is the Jinjiang Forum Sauerkraut Area—Entertainment Gossip Section, and the TV screen is also on. Above it is the Jinjiang Night Story Area—Jiangyangli Short Section.

Nolan didn't care much about the posts on the Jinjiang Pickled Cabbage District, but it was Allen who was helping the artists under the Carroll Agency to fiddle with the traffic and whitewash.

The fact is, Nolan has given up on understanding what Alan is thinking every day.

The Bluestone Cultural Brokerage Company went up to Carol, and down to Antonio, and Edie. They all had very good comments on the Internet. The Bluestone Cultural Brokerage Company didn’t have the money to need the president’s Xiaoxiong to be a navy in person. Why? Allen still enjoys the issue of going to the forum?

And according to Nolan’s observations, Allen is very effective in the forum and has the potential to force Antonio and their passers-by to black...

Nolan had no choice but to treat this as Allen's hobby.

He is very supportive of things that make his brother happy.

only…

Nolan watched the content on the TV silently.

The TV is also connected to the Internet by Allen, and the red posts on the homepage above are all—

[Subject] Today I went home with the future male lord, and went to see the future male lord's father and father. They didn't leave me to eat. Are they dissatisfied with me?

[Subject] Dandan will be born next month, I am not favored at home, I hope Dandan is a big white egg. It's not that I only like male cubs, but if the eggs are males, it will be better at home.

[Subject] There have been eggs for two months, but the male lord rarely waters them. What should I do? Waiting online, very anxious.

[Subject] When I meet a male I like, should I take the initiative?

[Subject] I have a female friend of plastic friendship, and I have found a good male master. I am so angry.

[Subject] Disheartened to the males and want to be alone for a lifetime.

[Subject] A male said he likes me and is willing to let me be his female. But he seems to be a master of love, I want to promise him, and I am a little worried that there will be many female waiters at home in the future, I can't handle it.

[Subject] Having been excellent for decades, it was difficult to find the hero.

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Although Nolan had heard of such forums specifically for unmarried and married females with relationship problems, he never thought that the first time he saw similar forums was because of Alan.

He used to think that it would be Anelin who was taught by his own hero, crying on the ground in such a forum, and he bumped into it; or it was Anton, who was too old to find the hero, and went to the forum. Help...

In either case, it is not weird to see Allen brushing the Jinjiang Night Tan area at this moment.

Nolan saw that Allen was still struggling with the Xingwang bracelet in the Jinjiang Sauerkraut area, so he took the remote control on the table and clicked on the latest post on the TV-[Subject] Excellent for decades, but looking for it The male lord was in trouble.

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[Two days off, I spent a while on the forum, thought of my own situation, and wanted to ask the experienced buddies on the forum.

I, 42 years old, A grade, Imperial University, military female, rank of lieutenant colonel, with an annual income of about 2 million stars.

After getting married, I am willing to refer to the male lord’s opinion and continue to work in the army or go to the male lord’s planet. If I leave the army, I will definitely not earn as much as I do now, but it is still guaranteed that more than 500,000 stars a year. If you continue to stay in the army, there is still a lot of room for improvement. Blind dates at my age are a bit older, but it's only the beginning in the army.

I originally wanted to stay in the army for a lifetime.

But in the past two years, my comrades-in-arms have had eggs, and my mentality has changed, and I am quite eager. Anyway, this is an anonymous forum, I also said directly, after the fierce battle, I especially hope to be penetrated by my own hero, and stunned. But after I went back, I was greeted by the cold singles dormitory.

There was a long history of love before, almost ten years, long-distance love, only seen in the virtual insect life. This can be regarded as a big shortcoming, and many males would mind, so the females around me who knew my situation told me that there was no suitable person to introduce me, and I had no other channels to get to know males in the army all year round.

Ask the guys on the forum for advice, how can I find males that I like each other? ]

Soon, some friends from downstairs responded.

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[The original condition is actually pretty good. Mind the male pedigree and family background? If you don't mind, you can find a male with a common language and a low bloodline who is not too bothered to be the female.

Then it is recommended that the host take part in more gatherings to broaden the social network. ]

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Nolan didn't take a closer look. He flipped down at random and saw a familiar code—Although Jinjiang Forum is anonymous, each bug has a unique code.

18L (13145201314521100861001)

[Every time a military female accumulates a certain amount of military merit, doesn't the military department always provide blind date opportunities? ]

Nolan recognized it instantly, 13145201314521100861001, Allen's code.

Nolan never knew that Allen knew so much about military females, and even knew that military females' military exploits could be used to exchange blind dates, which even he didn't know.

…

Nolan ran through the Jinjiang Night Tan District again, and said that "[Theme] The hero always likes to use (shielded words) props. It doesn’t hurt, but it’s really itchy. I don’t want the hero to be disappointed. Alan’s reply was found in the post.

Nolan:...

It can be seen that Allen is also a frequent visitor to the Jinjiang Night Tan District.

At least a frequent visitor during this time.

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Nolan lowered his head and saw Allen sitting on the sofa looking up at him. It seemed that Allen had found him back.

He gently touched Alan's head twice with the remote control, and asked, "You male, what do you do with this?"

This depends on what Ellen's future prince and waitress will see.

Nolan never thought that Allen would have only one female like their male father Carol.

Sooner or later, Allen will go to the main star, to a class that they can't set foot on, he will be liked by many females, he will have a distinguished female king, and a group of female waiters with different styles.

And Carol. His male father is less than 100 years old now, and his prime is more than 400 years old. Who can guarantee that Carol will not add a male brother or female to Nolan and Allen in the future? Where's the younger brother?

Nolan just wanted to cherish the time they could spend together when they were a family of four.

So he didn't want to go to the main star.

At least not now.

He is not alone.

Alan looked at Nolan, who appeared silently behind him, and his heart after being idle all day suddenly jumped up, "Brother is back!" For the Night Tan area of ​​Jinjiang Forum, "Well, it's the forum I recently discovered. My brother couldn't imagine the richness of the females. The Night Tan area opened the door to a new world for me. If I had known that Jinjiang Forum had this special area before..."

Nolan smiled and said: "It's more fun than picking up the pickled cabbage area of ​​the Jinjiang Forum?"

"Yeah!" Allen said solemnly: "I have learned about the various forms of worms from the different views of male and female mate selection."

Nolan asked: "What's your insight?"

Allen thought about it and said, "I don't think they understand what love is at all."

Nolan smiled again, "Do you understand?"

"At least understand better than them."

Before Alan finished speaking, he was picked up by Nolan. Allen was taken aback. "Ouch."

Nolan said to him: "Go to the bathroom and take a shower, and go out with me at night."

Allen wondered, "Where to go?"

Nolan waved the space ring of the mecha on his hand and said: "There is a game between our college and Tianma College in the evening. Your brother, I have reached the finals, don't you want to see it?"