After Crossing the Zerg, I Became a Forum Boss

"You are the bug egg I picked up."

"I hatched you with my own hands."

"You booked it to me when you were young."

…

In the middle of the night, the hazy moonlight shrouded the floor-to-ceiling windows like a gauze. Nolan sat up from the bed unbearably, and buried his face in both hands. Throughout the night, as long as he goes to sleep, he will hear what Ivan said to Edi. At first it was Ivan’s voice. Later...

... became his own voice.

That scene also became him and Allen.

They were standing where Edie and Ivan stood during the day. He seemed to have done something to make Alan unhappy. Alan ignored him and fought him coldly, but after a while, Alan changed his strategy. Alan pulled his sleeve and acted like a baby with him, wanting him to promise something.

The self-control that Nolan is usually proud of disappeared instantly. He couldn't help but lowered his head rationally and kissed Allen.

In the dream, Allen was stunned for a moment, as if he had never expected him to do so.

But Allen didn't push him away. Allen grabbed his wrist instead of holding his sleeve. Alan grasped his wrist a little tightly, and a little bit pain, but this couldn't stop him from feeling the response from his lips and tongue, touching with curiosity, with a warm touch.

But the ecstasy in his heart hadn't fully risen, and a slightly serious voice interrupted their movements. Carol realized that Alan and Nolan hadn't returned for a long time, and he saw this scene when he came out.

"What are you doing?"

Nolan's dream woke up again.

As the days of adulthood are getting closer and closer, he is more and more likely to dream at night. For females his age, this is a very normal physiological phenomenon. His body is evolving rapidly, preparing for the promotion of adulthood.

But even he himself couldn't disobey his will to normalize the dream just now.

Nolan felt a little irritable.

Even he himself couldn't understand. When he left the dream just now, the most memorable thing was not Carol's rebuke, but Alan's reluctant look when he understood that he was leaving the dream.

Nolan took the towel on the bedside table.

He originally wanted to go to the mecha operation room, but now he is too confused, so he decided to go to the training room for physical training.

But Nolan just opened the door, walked a few steps to the side, and was surprised to see Lance standing by the French window at the end of the corridor. Lance naturally noticed Nolan, he turned his head and looked at Nolan, his eyes were clear, it was clear that he was not just waking up.

Nolan, "father?"

…

Another room in the cottage.

Allen tossed and couldn't fall asleep, his mind was full of what Carol said to him at the table today. He didn't understand what Carol's words meant, why couldn't he tell clearly, what would be the problem with him going to the main star with Nolan?

There is also Lance. It was clear that Lance wanted Nolan to be the main star very much at first. Why did he change his mind now?

Also, do these things have anything to do with him?

Allen wanted to know every question, but Edie, Ivan, and Nolan returned soon, and Carol didn't seem to want to talk to him very much.

Allen slapped a doll about his size on his bed — which Nolan had picked up from the carpet before bed — as if he was hitting Carol, "bad father."

I couldn't understand what I said.

Allen downloaded the Jinjiang forum that was uninstalled during the day.

Allen had forgotten what he said during the day, "No more forums." Anyway, Nolan was with him at the time. Even if there is such a real fragrance scene, no other insects will know.

So when Allen boarded the Jinjiang Forum Night Tan area, he had no guilty conscience.

To Allen’s surprise, the post he posted during the day, "[Subject] After I walked to the wrong room last night", was still floating on the homepage, and the post had already been turned — 300th floor per page of Jinjiang Forum — it was already There are more than 400 floors.

412LID: Little Smart Worm

[How about the original poster? Knowing that the green post ran away? ]

413L

[No, the original poster, you marked the post green at the very beginning. Since you are posting a green post deliberately, why didn't you finish it? ]

414L

[The original poster is probably trying to make herself a female attendant of the S-class male. ]

415L

[Or a female slave? If you sell yourself to an S-class male, the opponent might be reluctant to take over? ]

416LID: A passing bug

[Crash, why this post is still floating on the homepage. I can imagine you guys pressing F5 crazily, hoping that the original poster will be updated. In that case, why do you scold the worm when you post? ]

417LID: Little Smart Worm

[Funny, the green post is so unconcerned, and still not letting the insects spray? ]

418LID: A passing bug

[I'm talking about you upstairs. What time is it? You still refresh the posts tirelessly. What are you asking for? If you don't sleep, you should take the opportunity to scold the host as soon as possible. Are you still called black? No ordinary fan loves you so much. ]

…

Allen was feeling bored right now, and he just scanned two lines of comments, and his mood became even more bored.

422LID: The Great

[...I always focus on the elder brother of the little male worm’s employer from time to time. I don’t know if it’s because the attractiveness of the S-level male is too strong, or the worm egg in my stomach involuntarily attracts him, and then it affects him. I…

But something I didn't expect, one day, Xiaoxiong's employer's brother blocked me on the wall. He looked cold and indifferent, but his words made my blood flow faster and my heart beat wildly.

He said: "I will come to Andromeda every two months. I need a female to relieve my loneliness. Will you?"]

However, what was beyond Allen's expectation was that this time he wrote more than 1,000 words in a flash if he had a divine help.

Because the Jinjiang forum was stuck again, Allen’s posts were not displayed directly, so Allen had to press F5 to refresh.

Pumping is also a feature of Jinjiang Forum.

In the great interstellar era, there are still forums that will be smoked. If the worms who have not been to the Jinjiang Forum may think this is a fantasy, but for the worms who frequently visit the Jinjiang Forum, this is very likely to be commonplace.

Allen has long been accustomed to the Jinjiang forum.

What Allen didn't expect was that what he brushed out was not only the 421st floor he posted, but also the 422nd floor.

422L

[I do! ! ]

The corners of Alan's mouth pulled out.

He didn't refresh the message anymore, and his hand tapped on the light screen again.

429LID: The Great

[...For the sake of my worm eggs, I have to agree to an S-class male. He seemed to see that I was not completely happy, so he sneered evilly and left.

…At night, the S-class male appeared in my room. He brought whips, candles, and some strange fruits. I probably know the function of those whips and candles, but those fruits...the precious fruits that I have never seen before...

I asked the S-class male tremblingly, "What are those fruits for?"]

430L

[I feel very happy to post the post late at night. However, the original poster looks really annoying, and he is standing and standing. He also enjoyed the favor of the S-class male worms, got the worm eggs, and showed an unpleasant appearance.

That's an S-class male. Did the hostess really see an S-class male, so he wanted to refuse and welcome? Give me a break. ]

431L

[If you want to get irrigation from S-class males, does the host think it’s worth nothing? Giving you a chance to make males happy is the biggest reward for you. ]

432L

[I thought I went to the wrong forum. Does Ye Tan District now advocate kneeling and licking male insects? In the past, the Night Tan area encouraged females to fight for family status and was respected by the male master. ]

433L

[Upstairs, you don't even look at what the host wrote. The poster wanted to find a male of a higher level across classes. He cheated the egg of an S-level male without even marrying the male!

The Night Tan area is to support the females to fight for family status, and after paying the male master's expenses, they can freely control the remaining stars. However, that is based on the fact that females have no eyes, high hands, low hands, and high levels of males. The female in the main building does not belong to this category. ]

434L

[Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha.

The original poster is obviously an unmarried female who has not been petted by a male. The original poster knows that there are interesting fruits, do you know which ones are good? Do you want me to introduce to the host?

Barbed, fluffy...]

435L

[Oh my God! I heard that there are talents in the Night Tan area of ​​Jinjiang Forum, so I begged the eldest brother upstairs to share. It is the lifelong pursuit of my generation to keep the male lord’s sexual interest for a long time! ]

436LID: The Great

[I spent a painful night,

That night was long, and all the details are vividly visible. The S-class male, my little employer’s elder brother seems to be conducting a sophisticated experiment. He uses all his props to test the limits of my pain without letting me release... He also stuffs the fruit to...

But in the end he still used a special method to eat the fruit in my body. I can feel that my worm egg has been well irrigated, and it is growing vigorously. ]

437L

[The original poster is really stupid. If the S-class males really test your pain limit, you won't be so happy that you want to release it. Are there still such females this year? He said no, and posted to the forum afterwards, but his body was so honest. ]

438L

[Same as in the front, I think the original poster is both acting and standing. Said it was for the worm eggs, I was still happy. ]

439L

[Weakly ask, is there such a large amount of traffic in the Night Tan area? Aren't we a cold zone? Are you all asleep? ]

440L

[Because they are similar to the original poster, they are also so duplicity. ]

441L

[Wait for updates, original poster. ]

442LID: The Great

[...The last thing I want to happen is that it happened. On the eve of the promotion of the small employer predicted by the doctor, he accidentally found out about me and his brother...

...Their brothers had a fierce quarrel...

I am determined to leave the center of this vortex, go to a strange place, and start again. ]

443L

[Because of getting enough irrigation, the host decided to sneak away? This is a premeditated borrowing of S-class males to lay eggs, right? ! ]

Allen silently read the last message N times, and he uninstalled the Jinjiang Forum quietly.

He leaped on the bed in a big letter.

He thought he really didn't understand what the Zerg was thinking. No, he didn't understand what the female was thinking.

…

"Father?" Nolan didn't understand why Lance hadn't slept so late.

"I want to tell you something. Alan mentioned it with the lord today. He wants to go to the Imperial College with you." Lance looked at Nolan calmly.

He said: "I asked you at the beginning, you said you didn't want to be separated from the worms at home, so you didn't go. What about now, what do you think?"

Nolan asked, "Is Allen doing this to increase my chances of breaking through the S grade?"

Lance didn't speak.

Nolan already understood.

Nolan said: "The mother-in-law wanted me to go to the main star, but it was for Allen, right?"

When the ratio of females to males in the Zerg race was so disparity, there was another male in the family who was not related to Nolan and was about the same age. It was natural for Lance to make such an idea.

If there is a young male who has lost the care of his loved ones in the orphanage, most of the families who adopted him hope that the young male can cultivate affection with the female cubs in the family. Of course, this kind of thing cannot be forced, and the Male Cubs Association is not a vegetarian, but the relationship between two little cubs growing up together is better than the newly-acquainted insects outside.

From time to time, there will be several pairs.

It's just that Allen is so good.

If Nolan can't break through the S rank...

Lance originally wanted Nolan to go to the main star to increase the probability of Nolan breaking through the S-level, but as Allen and Carroll said, Nolan has stayed on the main star all these years, and his probability of breaking through is also Only 3% is negligible.

If that were the case, when Nolan knew that Alan was not his own brother, he and Alan were not on the same planet, and Nolan might not be able to get the hang of it at all.

With a maverick male father like Carol and an amazing little male like Allen growing up with him, Nolan's future request for a mate...Lance will worry that he will be alone for life.

Carol is a Buddha. In fact, he knows better than Lance how powerful the male worms of the Southern Branch of the Male Worm Association have mastered. If you leave the female worm, you will completely become waste and lose the ability to survive alone—the backbone of this interstellar is the female, and the leader on the surface is also the female, but the real control of this interstellar is the A-class. , S-class males.

Those extravagant wine tastings, boring model catwalks, and even various fun activities in **** clubs are places for them to pass on information.

It is they who have controlled this interstellar economy, politics, and military for thousands of years and become the invisible hand.

They carefully guide the values ​​of the entire society. They let the males grow happily and ensure the best sperm activity; they let the males not have to go out to work, so that they can devote as much energy to their female princes and waiters at home as possible, so that they can get more pregnant. Egg.

The ratio of females to males is further expanding, and the fertility rate of Zerg populations is not increasing.

Even if there are females standing high enough to see what the males of bloodline level A and above are doing, they can't stop them, because they can't think of a better strategy to save the Zerg's fertility rate from declining year by year.

On the contrary, a male standing high enough can choose any female he likes. They don't need to marry many female waiters, just stay with the females they like. They don't have to stare at the belly of their female princes and waitresses every day to see if they are pregnant.

Their civilization is no longer in the same category.

They have got rid of the shackles of low-level reproduction and are pursuing a better and more comfortable lifestyle.

It is true that ordinary males shoulder the heavy responsibility of breeding races. But also because of the power of S-class males, most mediocre males can live ignorantly and fearlessly.

They don't have to worry about being locked up and becoming females' playthings.

Therefore, as long as Alan thinks, there are many problems that Lance and others worry about, and they will not become a problem.

Carol never thought about matching Allen and Nolan, not to mention that they are not yet of marriageable age, even if they are old, love can not be successful if they are matched.

So when Lance first proposed that Nolan would go to the main star, Carol's attitude was neither support nor opposition. He felt that Nolan could go to the main star, either for better educational conditions, to experience the luxurious life of the Elpso family, or to increase the chance of breaking through the S-class females.

But in order to have enough strength, can you marry Allen?

Carol thinks that the females now are really too glamorous.

The ultimate goal of their thinking about all the problems is to sleep with the male...

He is too incomprehensible! He also doesn't want to support it at all! Help one of his cubs take advantage of the other cubs!

…

Nolan looked at Lance and said, "Thank you my father and mother for thinking about me."

Lance is a female who can't express her emotions very much, even when facing her own little insect cubs. Seeing that Nolan has not been troubled by this matter for too long, he feels that the big rocks in his heart have been put down.

Lance said: "Nolan, you are the pride of the father-in-law. You used to be, you are now, and you will be in the future."

"Father, I didn’t think it was important to be able to break through S-level. The attitudes of female father, male father, and Allen to me would not change because of whether I was an S-level female or not. I just need to do my best. The best is enough." Nolan said: "However, I now have greater ambitions. For my goal, I will inevitably become an S-class female!"

Maybe the males will never understand how much power the females can explode in order to get the favor of the males they like and have **** with him legally.