After Crossing the Zerg, I Became a Forum Boss

There is a post in the Night Tan area of ​​Jinjiang Forum these days that always floats on the homepage. Even bugs who are not interested in green posts will occasionally click into it, sometimes even by mistake.

The subject of the post is: talk about my friend who was sent to a remote planet but was still married to an S-class male.

Even if you just look at the title, every word is a slot, so that the insects don't know where to start.

0LID: The author comes from the earth

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(Summary: The mysterious S-class male appeared, rescued Lan, and announced that he would find the destined female on this planet.)

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[Posts by Mr. Earth. Leave a name before the fire. ]

2LID: Old readers of the Earth Lord

[Isn’t this time a little female worm? The natural bloodline is grade A, which is not bad. ]

3LID: The little brother of the Earth Lord

[Sometimes I really suspect that the Earth Lord is not a bug, every time I can take this silly plot for granted. ]

4LID: A military woman who does not want to reveal her real name

[Hahahahahahahahahahas tears, this dream is too fake. The males that suddenly appeared at a desperate moment were stronger than the A-class females, the new material of my spring dream today. But... it would be great if there were such males, and I have encountered such a crisis... If there were males driving mechas to rescue me, I probably wouldn't have to wear such inferior prostheses. ]

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[Why didn’t the Earth Lord update? Obviously it was updated very quickly before. ]

42L

[Compared to the last post of Lord Earth, there is a lot of peace here, I guess it’s because the females in this post are all very much favored by the male. ]

43L

[I originally wanted to spray, but I saw the words upstairs...Mr. Earth, you wrote awesomely! ]

44LID: The author comes from the earth

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(Summary: Arashi became the guide of the S-class male and took him to the entire planet. Unfortunately, the S-class male did not find his destined female.)

45LID: Sofa brother

[Very well, the earth's brain is bigger. S-class males not only need beauty to save idiots, but also provide **** services. I guess, what the Earth Lord did not write is that every night S-class males will water your friend Lan well. ]

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[Sofa brother is so sharp. Everyone has gone to a junior college in the 12th year. Why are you so good? ]

47LID: Sofa brother

[Back to the 46th floor, thank you for the compliment. But I am an elite female, and I went to a junior college for 13 years. ]

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76L

[Upstairs, you all despise Lord Earth. The title of this post is 818 marrying a friend of an S-class male. The "Lan" in the earth’s monarch’s mouth is not the female that the male wants to go to, but the kind of S-class male crazily obsessed with him. The female who wants to refuse and welcome. This kind of female must seek a position in the house. ]

77LID: The author comes from the earth

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(Summary: The S-class male asked Lan if he would like to go home with him and be his female ruler? Lan told the S-class male that he had agreed to be the fiancé of other males in order to buy medicine for his female father. S Grade male said to help him dissolve the marriage contract.)

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[this……]

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[okokokok. ]

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[It's rare to see this kind of green posts so harmonious, but I really can't help it. ]

81L

[Why patience? I understand the feelings of the brothers upstairs, let me be this fire-breathing bug.

The S-class male is suddenly infatuated with the friend of the original poster-this is the usual style of the earth monarch, I will bear it; Lan already has a fiance, but he still accompanies the S-class male to swim alone-the S-class male is Lan's savior Mr. Earth did not say that they are stuffed with sauce, I pretend that they are very innocent, I will bear it; the S-class male asked Lan if he likes his fiancé, and Lan said he doesn’t like it-I deceived myself that Lan did not like his fiancé, but love ? At least it's also a responsibility, right? ! At this time, I actually don't want to endure it anymore!

The S-class male asked Lanxi if he likes him, and Lan is the green tea set. The other insects insisted on buying medicine for his father and his father and forcing him to sign the marriage contract-the earthly gentleman! ! ! Can't you write a female that is worthy of an S-class male! ! ! Why is this white lotus every time! ! ! As a female servant for the eldest son of the chief consul of the planet, Green Tea Lan has already cross-class, okay! ! ! The other party apologized to him at some point, and even bought medicine for his father-in-law to treat his illness. How could he say that the derailment was so pitiful! ! ! I'm so angry! ! ! ]

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[I was suspicious of Chongsheng when I read the post of Mr. Earth, and felt that my three views were wrong. After reading the message, I suddenly felt refreshed. I was normal. ]

83LID: Immature little insect cub

[Sure enough, shouldn’t minors visit the forum? I just read the post of Lord Earth, and found it very interesting, very Su, and I also want to find such a hero. (Covers face) (please pat) But only after reading the message on the 81st floor did I feel wrong. Lan is also too bad. He clearly has a marriage contract, and the other party is his wife's father's lifesaver. He even cheated and said that of course he didn't like his fiancé. I have never heard of such females! (Filled with righteous indignation)]

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[Sorry, I'm a bit vicious. I really miss Lan’s misfortune. The male I like finds a scheming female like this — that scheming female relies on good looks and hooks up a few males at the same time, confirming that the male I like can give him a female. He just broke the position of Jun from the other males. ]

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[Somewhat wondering how the S-class male said to Lan's fiancé. Look at the title Lan should be married to an S-class male. I heard that the rules between the senior males are very strict. I hope that the S-class males will not be confused by Lan, and hurt the really innocent, poor and weak cuckold worms. ]

101LID: The author comes from the earth

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(Summary: Lan is very stupid and naive. He drove the male lord out to sleep on the eve of the wedding. The host is now in a remote planet with no internet. If you have any questions, he will reply when the host comes back.)

102L

[The host said that Lan fell out of favor one day, and he will definitely regret it. Is the host planning to go? ]

103L

[Yup. Such a golden opportunity. If I were the original poster, I would definitely not be able to control it. ]

104L

[None of the people upstairs have read the post of Lord Earth, right? In Mr. Earth’s post, he is not a female who has attracted countless males to bend her waist, but is a fan of all females and males who can’t control all the females and males just after he comes out. There is no male who needs him to actively hook up, only him. The male who had to keep a distance for his friends. ]

105L

[The question is: Do you believe in such an outrageous rhetoric? ]

106L

[I can make up for it, there is a cute S-class male who is writing a post to me. ]

107L

[Is it really good to deceive yourself like this? ]

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188L

[Did you abandon the pit? He pretends to be blind with so many questions, pretending not to see it? ]

189L

[Climb upstairs, wow. Mr. Earth has said that the content in the post is published regularly, and there is no internet in the place where he is now. ]

190L

[curious. Can all the posts in the Night Tan area of ​​Jinjiang Forum be published regularly? I don't know how to have this function. ]

191L

[Because it is expensive, the bugs of ordinary water forums do not need this function, and only the host can publish it regularly. ]

192L

[You can find your own post on the 190th floor, click on the upper right corner of the post, there is a "time letter" button, you can set the post time. Every time you use the time letter, you need 100 stars, and you can post regularly. This is usually the sauerkraut area late at night to deal with the home-because there is no red coat on duty to delete the posts; or publish the list task in your own building. However, posts can also be posted manually. This feature is very tasteless, and it is completely designed by Jinjiang to make money. ]

193L

[Originally thought that Lord Earth was just a pain in his idleness, but he didn't expect to have money to be a pain in him. ]

194L

[Jinjiang is the same. Every time the webmaster takes a picture of his forehead, he can come up with an idea, like a little worm playing house. Have you seen the latest announcement? The Jinjiang Forum is about to have a reward function, which will give the fanatical fans in the sauerkraut area a channel to raise funds. ]

195L

[I see. However, Jinjiang has to charge 50% of the money as a handling fee, which is too expensive. The worms in the sauerkraut area will not use Jinjiang to raise funds. In the shrimp area, there may be rewards for help. ]

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223L

[Mr. Earth hasn't come back yet? It has been almost 3 months since the last time the Earth Lord posted. ]

224L

[same. I want to help the Earth Lord get the network cable. There are still a lot of pitfalls left to fill. How did Lan's previous marriage contract be terminated? How did he get the approval of the S-class male family to marry the S-class male? Lord Earth said that Lan will regret it. Has Lan fallen out of favor? Was it retribution? ]

225LID: The author comes from the earth

[came back. Climbing upstairs to see everyone's replies. ]

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[Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. The Earth Lord actually returned. ]

227L

[Earth Lord is really bad. ]

228L

[Knock the bowl and wait, the most anxious question, how is Lan now? ]

229LID: The author comes from the earth

[Reply downstairs first. Lan is doing well now, and still very affectionate with his hero. ]

230L

[Not good news. because! very! Jealous! jealous! Didn’t Earth Lord say that Lan would fall out of favor? ]

231LID: The author comes from the earth

[I think so too, but Arashi is in the same situation as my female elder brother, they are both very scheming insects. There was an accident with Lord Lan, and Lan was seriously injured in order to save the Lord... You can also think about it—after that, let’s not say that Lan’s male Lord had a very good temper, but he did. No matter how strong the temper is, he won't be angry with Lan. ]

232L

[It seems that happiness has to be achieved by yourself. ]

233L

[Does the original poster want to teach all the females bad? ]

234L

[The people upstairs don't need to read the post of Lord Earth, so they won't be taught badly. Although I also think that many of Lan's practices are green tea, some of Lan's actions still have some reference significance. ]

235L

[Silent row upstairs. A lot of old ideas are that females make contributions first, and then look for handsome and charming males. However, according to the new statistics, the females most favored by the male lord in the family are the females who followed the male lord at a very young age. Just like Lan’s original fiance, 400 years old, no matter how handsome and rich, do you think he has an advantage over the young S-class male? ]

236L

[Upstairs, it's not like that. The only son of the chief consul on a small remote planet, the conditions are pretty good. At least 80% of the insects in the Night Tan area will be killed. Now 400 years old, there are still more than 100 years of peak period. But even if he is the same age as the S-class male, he is still a scum compared to the two. ]

237LID: The author comes from the earth

[Do you want to know how males treat females? ]

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[? ]

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[? ? ? ]

240L

[Mr. Earth, have you solved your own marriage problem? ]

241LID: The author comes from the earth

[Thank you upstairs for your concern, it has been resolved. After I got home this time, I discussed with my male father. After two years, my male father will act as a witness to help us enter into a marriage contract. In three years, when I reach adulthood, we will get married. ]

242L

[Mr. Earth, are you underage? ]

243L

[It turns out that Lord Earth is a female lover. ]

244L

[Sorry, Mr. Earth, I have to break your fantasy. At present, only a partner certificate can be obtained between females and females. There is no such thing as a marriage certificate. ]

245LID: The author comes from the earth

[Go back to the 242nd floor. Yes. My future female prince is already an adult, I have not yet.

Go back to the 243rd and 244th floors. I am not a female, so I am not female in love with my future female. We can legally obtain a marriage certificate. ]

246L

[This worm cub is deeply poisoned. Hopeless. ]

247L

[But can it really be a little male? I feel that as long as females reach a certain age, it is impossible to have such imagination. ]

248L

[This post, and the black-bellied female of the domineering male lord the last time...Does the little male really like that female? I kind of suspect that the worm is born. Maybe only males can't distinguish good females from green tea females. ]

249L

[Earth Lord probably has a 0.000001% chance of being a male. But if he continues to post like this, looking at the above group of confused bugs, whether the earth is a female or a male, it is likely to become one of the biggest unsettled cases in the Night Tan area of ​​Jinjiang Forum. ]

250LID: The author comes from the earth

[In fact, the green post is not my intention. But these are all things that happened to my relatives and friends. I don't know many details and can only rely on imagination. In order to avoid misunderstandings, I only marked the post in green. In fact, some things must be true.

I won't post green posts anymore. I will probably talk about my family's affairs, my future female prince, and our branch of the Male Insect Association. Whenever you have a problem, I will know everything and endlessly.

If I want to make a tree hole, I will also complain in the post, hoping that it will not bring too much negative energy to everyone. Thank you all. ]

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[End. I really made up a cute and polite male. ]