After Getting A Job in the Nether World, I Became Famous

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My grandmother’s phone is still the same, but have you eaten well recently? are you full? Is it thin again?

In the past, Lan He often said that he was full, but he looked thin. But now he can finally say with great confidence: I am full!

Grandma was satisfied with this answer, and then asked the target again? Lan He is not very young, but it seems to her grandmother that it is time to find the target, and there is no such thing as how to solve personal problems.

Even Lan He’s mother said, Are there any objects in the crew that you like? If not, go back home and take you on a blind date.

"Mom, what did you follow?" Lan He was just focusing on his career, running auditions everywhere during his free time. After entering the crew, he was basically busy until dark, and he was really not in the mood to think about it.

Speaking of good feelings, there was indeed something vaguely floating in his heart, but this hazy feeling, even he himself could not accurately capture, just indiscriminately, "work is busy, wait until there is time to talk."

It took a while to hang up. It didn't take long for Lan He to finish the phone call, and the video of Chen Xingyu was also dialed.

She knew that Lan He had returned from the crew and wanted to invite Lan He to visit her home. The two arranged an appointment before Lan He packed up his luggage and, by the way, wanted to cut the bangs.

His bangs covered his eyes when he filmed "Treasure", and the character shape in "Chasing" combed his hair back again, which was usually put down to block his eyes.

But when he took the scissors, he heard what seemed to be outside the door.

Rustle... rustle...

The sound was like, it was like a worm crawling over—not one, but many, many, and many, and all over the wall densely, making a sour voice.

Lan He walked to the door and looked at the cat's eyes. He saw that it was dark outside and could not see anything.

What the hell, who blinded my cat's eyes?

While Lan He was wondering, the black was gone again, or rather, crawled away--

Numerous spiders and centipedes were lying on the wall outside the door, covering the corridor lights for a while, and the cat's eyes for a while. It was this dense insect that was swimming away, making a rustling sound.

Vomit, Lan He is a little sick.

Gu Gu is next door? The movement is too great!

Lan He began to hesitate, whether to call the property or not, it seemed that he was very unscientific.

Lan He was troubled for a while, but the insects seemed to have finally found a path. A spider darted through the door slit and planted it on his shoes. It's about half the size of a slap, and the long and thin limbs prop up the huge belly, and because of its size, it can clearly see the eyes of the eight black holes scattered on its head and chest, as well as the thin legs hair.

Ling Ling's arthropod moved a few times, and the appendage stepped on the instep of Lan He's exposed slippers. He could almost feel the fine bristles on the spider's limbs brushing on his skin because of the elastic movement...

"Oh!" Lan He felt that his scalp was about to explode, and he had goose bumps, barely thinking. He took a few steps back and kicked hard, kicking his slippers, and the spider flew out. Fortunately, he moved fast, and when he flew out, he saw spiders vomiting venom on the slippers.

——Once Lan He saw Gu Gu came in, he felt that Ying Shao wanted him to believe it and sent it on purpose. But the spider spit venom, he was not sure, Ying Shaonong's eyebrows were not like that kind of person.

That's just the second one. After one breakthrough, other grubs flooded in one after another, densely spreading on the floor and wall, covering the beige of the original wallpaper into black and brown.

Lan He wanted to vomit, rushing into the room barefoot, and even distracted for a moment. How could Ying Shao look so poor to raise so many bugs? This is not the same as the story told by my grandmother. How many insects does a Gu teacher raise? Does Ying Shao open a farm? !

Lan He didn't look back, nor looked under his feet. He was afraid that he would step on his feet anytime, anywhere, and it wouldn't burst out instantly. She rushed into the room almost at the fastest speed of her life, opened the suitcase and took out two paper bags. It was the nails of Hu Da Ni and Hu 79.

Lan He once rejected the girl Hu and the seventy-nine Hu, but at the moment when he really saw the grub, he wanted to thank these two foxes and thank them for their lives.

Lan He's breath was not even, and he gripped these two things, and the outside was originally covered with a rustling sound. It was a lot clearer and a lot smaller, like adding a buff.

He walked out of the room and looked again. There were no dense insects on the ground, but a spider and a centipede lying on the ground. The spider's two limbs were rubbing and rubbing in the chest, and the centipede as long as the forearm was swimming. It was this action that made the rustling sound of itchy bones, expanding by the guts.

But now their movement of shaking their heads, in Lan He's view, is nothing but a bluff.

Of course, it's enough to make Lan He disgusting, especially the spider's eyes are rubbing on it, still rubbing his hands, rubbing his hair upright, hating his eyesight.

Lan He receded into the corner, and the two Gu worms wondered if they were also afraid of the fox fairy's nails in his hand, slowly approaching.

"Which one do you want to choose?" Lan He asked disgustedly with two paper bags. "Don't say, then I will help you choose."

Obviously, the girl Hu has a higher attack power, killing the chicken with a slaughter knife, Lan He threw down Hu 79's nails and burned it a little, wanting to wait for the nails to grow on the right hand, who knows how to get angry, right hand The fluff grows slowly...

Lan He: "??"

In the blink of an eye, his right hand became a hairy paw, just like wearing gloves, his nails were still correct, but it looked less fierce, especially after he tried to put his nails back into the paw pad...

Lan He understood for a moment, this is what Hu Qijuu used to rub Liu Dao's stomach claws, she mainly gave the treatment skills.

At the same time, Lan He felt that his sense of smell was more sensitive... Ah, I became stronger and hairier, Lan He thought. He distinguished carefully, and found that the smell of the two Gu Gu was not quite the same as the Gu Gu next door, unlike the same master.

In this way, although the farm is fake, Lan Shao is really not making trouble, Lan He thought, and he read the neighbor correctly.

The two guts have climbed to the front, and Lan He also sees more clearly. The spider guts have their mouthparts open, and they can breathe out guts at any time. They are all biting each other, and the one left behind is also the most poisonous.

Lan He was born in Hunan Province and has heard many legends about grubs, but his grandmother generally called it "grassing ghosts". Most of the nurses in Miao Village were grass ghosts. Even my grandmother herself has a small problem because she has lived in Miao Village for a long time-Miao Village has three thousand Miao medicines, eight hundred prescriptions, and there are legendary herbal medicines that can relieve qi. Grandma has said that she uses traditional recipes to remove guts. Angry story.

He grew up in the city by himself. It was the first time that Gu Gu saw it, and he was disgusted for the first time. It seems that Gu Gu must have great perseverance.

Lan He stretched out his hand with unbearable discomfort, or reached out his claws, and caught the spider guts very keenly, and then held the centipede backhand. Mao Paws covered them and said the mantra: "Golden rooster crowed in the sky, grass chicken crowed in the ground, two chickens co-located, eating the worms and dirt on the earth..."

I saw two worms paralyzed in his palm, and the guts were exhausted, so that they slowly degenerated into ordinary worms.

"Go, catch mosquitoes." Lan He bounced the spider out, and the centipede was put in an empty wine bottle. He remembered his grandmother saying that no big centipede could be caught in the city...

After finishing the two grubs, Lan He let out a sigh of relief and rushed to wash his feet, not knowing what was lying on the back of his feet.

Lan He strongly suspected that the Gu Gu, like the previous Li Gui, was also going the wrong way. After all, this building should be a Gu Master.

Why the guts have a bad sense of direction. Although the two rooms have the same size, the orientation is opposite. He decided to stick the house number on the door in the future, otherwise he would always be mistaken.

And because of these things, he was a little bit uneasy. What if the ghost came in the follow-up, and he was away from the soul again, what should he do?

Because of the ability of Hu Qijuan on his body, Lan He immediately thought of the method. He took out the paper he had previously asked for from the police officer Wang, and left a few sheets, which were posted on the inside of the doors and windows: "People come across heavy paper, ghosts When you come to the next mountain, you can't get a thousand evils, and you can't get a thousand evils!"

Curse, Lan He accepted the law.

"Hmm..." Lan He thought about it. He still washed the paws of the hair with hand soap and dried it again before accepting the method. To be honest, if he wasn’t sensible here, he wanted to drip insects when he saw the hair. medicine.

Then I washed my real hands again, otherwise I always felt weird. This hand is still used for eating. After solving these uninvited guests, Lan He lay down peacefully, leaving his soul out of the body.

I just gave Yingshao a solution, but now it’s time for a meal. Can I ask Yingshao to eat something?

...

A residential area in Beijing.

Lord Lou and Qian Gu Gu, who had known him for several years, talked and laughed while drinking, and talked about what they have done recently, and they were a little worried: "Ying Shao was so stunned, he was very fierce, he would lose, he would not Come to a dead net, how are you, brother?"

The Gu teacher took a sip, scolded in Miao language, and sneered: "He was a kid with yellow hair, and he only raised Gu for a few years. This is the spider and centipede that I have been cultivating for a long time. broken……"

Before he finished speaking, he suddenly felt that his heart was empty, and the whole person was stunned.

Lord Lou asked: "What's wrong?"

Then Gu Master burst into a scream: "Ying Shao--"

...

"Hello!" Ying Shao sneezed and rubbed his nose, "It's so sweet!"

He is making a pot of mushroom and potato puree bibimbap with his two younger brothers. Poor, they didn’t buy too much meat. The potatoes have been simmered to a soft powder. The mushroom and diced and meat puree are all colored yellow, red pepper and Shallots add color to it. The soup is dipped into the rice and mixed a little to make it more even. The aroma is mixed with the steam and steamed up.

The younger brother is sending a message to his father: "Dad, don't need to give me money, I'm fine. I will eat mushrooms, potatoes and pork bibimbap tonight, but it smells..."

In this hot air, a shadow appeared in front of him, so scared that Ying Shao quickly put down the rice spoon, "Come, Lord?"

"Well, I passed by here and caught a few guts." Lan He tentatively said, "But is it about you?"

"I didn't let Gu." Yingshao said without hesitation. "We didn't let go." There is no business, let go of Mao Gu.

This Lan He knew that it wasn’t him who put it, just to elicit the words behind him, “Well, that’s for you? Otherwise, why would you wander around here?”

"Isn't it Louye..." There were not many people who offended Ying Shao, and he immediately suspected that he was offended. "We did offend people, but he didn't support Gu... Uh, is it the person he was looking for?" ? So those Gu Gu are now taken away by Lai Ye?"

"Well, don't thank me." Although that was the case, Lai Ye's eyes were fixed on their bibimbap.

At this moment, I did not prepare the fragrant flowers and fruits as offerings. The eyes of Lai Ye were so hot. Ying Shao was silent for 30 seconds in hunger. It was impossible to say no to the yin difference with a cheeky face. Have some bibimbap..."

He is very pleased to be able to climb into impermanence, for which he spares no effort.

"Okay." Lan He received it almost immediately. "I don't need a spoon. I use the pot directly."

Ying Shao: "..."

With the permission of the owner, Lan He ate a large pot of bibimbap.

Brother Shi quietly lowered his head and changed WeChat: Dad, give me two hundred pieces. I might eat roasted gluten tonight...

"It tastes good." Lan He was satisfied, "I will go first, then you can use it slowly."

Ying Shao wiped his tears and had to be grateful: "Good boy, thank you boy."

.

This was all away from the soul. Lan He didn't know what he had thought of. Suddenly he didn't want to waste. He decided to go to Juehui Temple.

...Is Xiao Song still in Juehui Temple? His name still only knows half or even one third.

I used to wear a hat before. Today, Lan He just wanted to find Xiao Song to show off. He simply folded his hat and uniform and put it away. The uniform he was wearing was naturally made of paper. He deliberate to scare Xiao Song-this time I don't know if it can be scared, last time Xiao Song thought it was a dream.

Lanhe flew all the way to Juehui Temple, and Juehui Temple still had a slight deviation. Seeing pedestrians, they became scarce.

"Doodle--"

The horn sounded and Lan He looked back, it was a colorful bus.

000 road.

...

Zhou Huiqin is an employee of an Internet company. He floats in Beijing and often works overtime. Every time he is busy, the pressure is even greater. In order to save money, the house she rented is far away from the company, and she had to take the subway and then return to the bus every day.

Zhou Huiqin usually commutes to get off work with her co-workers, but during the past two days, her co-workers took leave to go home. She could only act alone.

Today is overtime too late, there is no one on the road when leaving the subway. Zhou Huiqin stands at the side of the road waiting for the bus. From time to time, he opens the app to refresh the real-time bus information and see how long it takes the nearest 414 road to reach this station.

"Huh... It's so sleepy." Zhou Huiqin murmured. Not only was she so sleepy, but also tired. Overtime these days, her spirit was gone, and she was particularly unlucky. There were several minor mistakes in her work today. .

"Beep."

A bus appeared in the field of vision, the figure above was sufficient, the number of roads could not be clearly seen, Zhou Huiqin rubbed his eyes, um, it was Road 414. She stretched out her hand, and a few seconds before the bus stopped in front of her, an idea flashed in her mind:

Only two or three minutes ago, she looked at the bus app and showed that there were ten minutes to go... This trip seems a bit fast?

Either the driver is racing, or the app is not allowed. Although it is usually reliable, but there is no bug in the program, right?

Zhou Huiqin didn't go to the heart at all, and didn't open the app to confirm it. He went directly to the bus and swiped the QR code...

"Huh?" Zhou Huiqin found that the QR code could not be swiped, and showed no deduction.

Driver: "Don't brush if you don't move, don't charge you money."

"No way, I have cash." Zhou Huiqin looked at the driver, only one side face, listening to the sound does not seem to be the usual driver of the 414 road, and the driver hunched his back, bulging a bag around his neck, it seems to work It's hard work, but the car drove smoothly and quickly.

But in a big city like Beijing, the movement of people is not an ordinary thing. If Zhou Huiqin does not take this train one day, no one will care. Zhou Huiqin only glanced at the driver's appearance more than once, feeling that life was not easy, he took the money and threw it into the coin box, turned around and walked behind the carriage.

Ah, today's route 414... seems a little crowded, like a moving company is coming up.

Zhou Huiqin looked around, and many furniture and appliances such as TV sets, safes, and even large refrigerators and washing machines were placed on the seats. So there were not many places left, and it was full of passengers. The brightness of the top light was not enough. In the dim light, everyone bowed their heads slightly.

Zhou Huiqin thought about it. The driver said just now that she would not accept her money. It would not be because of his private use of public equipment today.

She was standing next to a refrigerator, and there was a man holding the refrigerator next to it, probably also from a moving company. Zhou Huiqin couldn't help but glance at it more, because the man was quite handsome.

It's a pity that the other party kept his head down halfway, didn't respond to her burning eyes at all, and Zhou Huiqin was not so outgoing, and was too tired to withdraw his gaze.

Mu Ran stood for a long while, and Zhou Huiqin stared at the sight outside the window. She took this bus every day. The route was not too familiar. She should turn left at the intersection just now, but why did the driver take another fork.

Zhou Huiqin couldn't help shouting: "Master, you made a mistake!"

Driver: "No mistake."

Zhou Huiqin was frightened and quickly looked up to confirm, "No, this is Route 414, Master, this route hasn't changed, the terminal should be Quanfu Square."

Driver: "No."

Suddenly, Zhou Huiqin stopped talking. She wanted to continue arguing with the driver, but she suddenly found that the passengers in the car were silent and didn't seem to respond to the route at all.

In other words, from the time she got on the bus, these passengers did not react. It's just that she has always been fascinated and didn't pay too much attention. Now that they want to come, they are too quiet.

At first, she felt that everyone was tired so late. It was nice to be quiet on the bus. However, these people not only did not speak, nor did they play mobile phones. It's just that everyone keeps their head down slightly, even at the same angle.

Zhou Huiqin shut his mouth, panic after realizing this, and cold sweat oozed out a little. She went to see the man holding the refrigerator next to her. The other person still bowed his head in a blank expression.

Suddenly she felt that the whole car was strangely silent...

In retrospect, the most wrong thing is the driver... so many people in the car, he didn't actually shout "Go inside, it's still empty" after coming up with new passengers! !

I don’t know where I’m driving now. The surrounding roads are getting darker and darker. Zhou Huiqin grabbed the pillar hard and wanted to speak to let the driver stop, but at this moment she seemed to be overwhelmed by fear, unable to breathe, and afraid that after the silence was broken There will be more terrible consequences, and both options are fatal.

Zhou Huiqin glanced forward, the driver's crooked half face appeared in the rearview mirror, and the corner of his mouth seemed to have a faint smile.

Hah... Zhou Huiqin took a big breath, and her legs were so soft that she couldn't stand. At this time, the bus stopped suddenly. She fell to the ground and got a knee pain.

The car stopped? Zhou Huiqin tried hard to get up and wanted to take the opportunity to get off the car, but the back door did not open. After another person came on the front door, he immediately closed it and the vehicle started again!

"I want to get off..." Zhou Huiqin finally couldn't stand it, sobbing.

The driver said coldly: "It hasn't arrived yet."

The person who just got in the car also squeezed into the compartment: "Little girl, where are you going?"

Zhou Huiqin took two steps back and looked at each other. He seemed to be more normal than everyone else, at least his head was not lowered, wearing a mask and only showing a pair of beautiful warm brown eyes.

Is he also mistaken? Zhou Huiqin no longer backed up, sobbing: "Get off, get off, this car...these people..."

The other party reached out and supported her, perhaps because his eyes were so beautiful, Zhou Huiqin did not hide. While feeling the other party's cold fingers, he also heard him say in a hurry: "Only large pieces or placed in The paper sticks to the head of the high place, so that it can be placed tilted down 30 degrees, which is convenient for people to watch."

Zhou Huiqin took a cold breath, paper, paper stuck...?

The driver also laughed: "Yes, little beauty, only you are in this car. The terminal, Han Jun Mausoleum!"

So he is also a ghost? Zhou Huiqin looked at the cold hand on his wrist, then looked at his eyes, almost fainting.

"Don't be dizzy first, I'm here to help others." Lan He supported the girl hard, and said to the driver, "Trouble turning around and sending this girl back."

He looked at the car on the roadside. It was wrong. When the car was tied, the driver was just a ghost. People might be transporting furniture back. Why was there a stranger? He stopped at the time.

When the driver heard Lan He say this, he was very angry, "I kindly give you a ride, what nonsense are you talking about here."

Lan He calmly said: "I still want to ask you, what are you doing to trick her into the car?"

I don’t know if it’s the reason that Mrs. Hu said. This city seems to be getting more and more chaotic. He lived in Beijing for a few years. Although he was more careful not to go to sparsely populated places, there were really few in the past few years. Encountered such a thing. Yan Sandu said that the seniors in Beijing are dense, and each community can be assigned to an average. General chaos, he has been solved before he can find it.

The driver simply stepped on the brakes, stopped, and smiled and said: "Who lied to her, she stopped the car herself, I will transport my goods."

Lan He said: "Since the wrong match, let her go down."

The driver sneered, "I think, since I'm here, I will accompany me. With so many little friends, let's hang out together."

Little friends, are these paper sticks? Lan He also felt strange. His grandfather was a clothesmaker. How many paper ties would be arranged for a funeral, he couldn’t know more, especially if he made exquisite large pieces of paper ties, one pair would be enough, "These are all you Is it?"

"Of course not, stolen, what's wrong?" The driver was quite straightforward and rubbed the big bag around his neck.

——Why do you have to hide in the past to make paper money, or why the host used to chisel on the spot, just because the chisel was put there and easily taken away by ghosts and gods? The solitary ghost will steal, and the gods of the land will confiscate.

Therefore, read or write a name before burning something for a loved one. At the funeral, burn the paper money after the incense is burnt, otherwise the deceased will not receive it.

Zhou Huiqin's upper teeth touched her lower teeth, she kept clucking, and couldn't help leaning to Lan He. At first, she was scared, but now it is obvious that only this ghost is helping her.

But at this moment, the humpback driver said quietly: "I just want to take you to the body, do you know what he wants to do to get you off?"

Zhou Huiqin's face stiffened.

The driver grinned: "Look at this guy, his face doesn't dare to show up, maybe he will die so badly, you, will die like him, for the dead ghost..."

Seemingly a wicked driver, and a kind-hearted young man, somehow, Zhou Huiqin thought that the latter was more terrible. Does the more dangerous things need to be disguised in order to cheat people? She unconsciously looked up at Lan He wearing a mask. Under the mask, what was it... She became more and more afraid, screaming and throwing away Lan He's hand.

"Don't be afraid, he scares you, the more afraid you are, the lower the anger!" Lan He warned.

"Dare you get out of the car and go with him, look outside..." the driver said comfortably.

Outside? There was no light outside. Zhou Huiqin doesn't dare to believe the two now, just think there are wolves before tigers.

The driver saw that she did not believe in Lan He, and was still fanning the flames: "The more harmless it looks, the more terrifying it is. Little girl, don't come quickly, I can send you back..."

His tone was full of temptations. Zhou Huiqin looked at him, only to feel that his mentality completely collapsed, which made her choose! She wept bitterly: "You guys let me go, okay!"

...

Lan He was speechless and put down the chain wrapped in his sleeve.

The driver's eyes froze for a moment: "?"

Zhou Huiqin saw that the chain hadn't responded, and wept: "What are you doing!"

Lan He then took out the thin uniform, shoved it into shape, put it on his body, and put on his high hat. It was fully equipped and instantly conformed to the traditional image, ensuring that everyone could recognize it at a glance, "What a mess, I’m just an unjust justice, and I pass by here after work. Now do you believe in him or me?"

Zhou Huiqin: "..."

driver:"………………"