After I Became a Zombie, My Face Is Paralyzed

Xiao Shenwei felt that he would never forget the pursed lips and smirking expressions of the little brothers in the guards after they rescued them.

The younger brother who took the lead said that they were professionally trained and would not laugh no matter how funny it was.

Unless you can't help it.

...then the little buddies laughed all the way on the way to send them back.

Xiao Shenwei looked at the charcoal heads rubbing against the guards, shaking their heads and waving their tails, and once again came up with the idea of ​​tasting Arctic wolf meat.

If Rong Yun hadn't tried desperately to stop him, Xiao Shenwei would be able to hold the rolling pin and hammer the charcoal head again, until the hammered charcoal head learned to use the wolf's mouth to howl the words "I was wrong".

They confiscated the red envelopes given to the guards, waved their hands and left.

Xiao Shenwei decided to replace the charcoal head with an iron collar tomorrow, thicker and thicker.

Now Charcoal's big head is arching over in Xiao Shenwei's arms, licking Xiao Shenwei's hand.

...is there any help for this stupid dog?

Xiao Shenwei pinched Tantou's soft ears and rua the dog's head. In the end, he sighed and hugged Tantou's neck. His head was buried in Tantou's long hair. His voice was muffled:

"...you'll be fine."

As for Rong Yun, Xiao Shenwei said that he didn't want to talk to him for the time being.

Although it is said that a family needs to be neat and tidy, it is not such a neat method.

He no longer wants to guess what the Daxing Daily will say tomorrow.

At this rate, he and Tantou may not have to become the first pair of Internet celebrities in Daxing since the end of the world.

Still going the sand sculpture route.

So that night, Rong Yun failed to get on the bed in the bedroom for the first time, and was now wrapped in a quilt and curled up pitifully on the sofa.

Xiao Shenwei slept in the bedroom, but tossed and turned on the bed and couldn't fall asleep.

Until the night got darker, and even the moon was covered by a gray cloud, Xiao Shenwei finally sat up and lifted the quilt.

He gently twisted open the bedroom door, opened a small gap, and quietly looked into the living room along the gap.

Quietly, only Rong Yun's gentle and long breathing sounded in the air.

Good, looks like he's asleep.

Xiao Shenwei stood on tiptoe and quietly touched the sofa.

"Shoot-"

He accidentally bumped into the chair.

The foot of the chair made a short, harsh sound on the floor, and then fell back.

Xiao Shenwei: "!!"

He quickly held up the chair, held his breath and looked at the sofa without daring to move, feeling his scalp explode.

Rong Yun on the sofa just turned over and didn't wake up.

Xiao Shenwei then carefully straightened the chair and walked to the sofa.

Rong Yun was very tall, and the small sofa made him unable to stretch his legs and feet, and he looked very aggrieved.

Xiao Shenwei suddenly felt distressed for a moment, wondering if it was too much for him to not let him into the bedroom.

He squatted down and looked at Rong Yun's sleeping face, his eyes couldn't help falling on Rong Yun's lips.

Thinking of the soft and warm touch that night, Xiao Shenwei's Adam's apple rolled involuntarily.

Unexpectedly, he quietly leaned over.

The tips of the noses almost touch, and the breath smells.

The familiar cold fragrance lingered in his nose, Xiao Shenwei felt the blood on the back of his neck a little hot.

...one more bite...

Same as last time...

...one bite and I'm running.

Shouldn't be caught again this time.

He lowered his eyes and leaned in.

Then, just as the lips were about to touch, Rong Yun suddenly opened his eyes.

Xiao Shenwei: ! ! ! ? ? ? ? ?

"What do you want to do?"

Rong Yun chuckled lightly, a pair of beautiful eyes filled with a bright smile, very clear and bright, how could he just wake up half a minute.

Xiao Shenwei opened his mouth: "...I..."

...I just want to kiss you, what's the matter, why can't my own boyfriend kiss you? ?

Xiao Shenwei broke the jar, closed his eyes, quickly pecked on Rong Yun's lips, turned around and ran away.

It didn't matter if he ran away, Rong Yun was completely stunned by this sudden shock.

He pursed his lips, and suddenly the redness all the way from the tip of the ear to the root of the ear.

On the other side, Xiao Shenwei, who fled back to the bedroom, slammed the door, leaned back against the door, and covered his mouth.

... knocking my teeth, it hurts...

"Tuk, tuk, tuk..."

There was a knock on the door behind.

"...What, what?" Xiao Shenwei didn't open the door.

... Why didn't you just kiss me, why did you come here to seek revenge?

"...you open the door."

Xiao Shenwei: "If you let me drive, I'll drive, then I'm so embarrassed."

Then there was no sound from the door.

Xiao Shenwei blinked.

...is it really gone?

He turned around and was about to open the door to observe it quietly, when there was a "ding" sound of keys colliding outside the door.

There was no time to respond, and the door opened with a "click".

Xiao Shenwei's heart jumped, he turned around and wanted to drill into the corner of the wall.

But it was too late.

After a while, Xiao Shenwei was overturned on the soft bed.

Rong Yun, who was wearing loose pajamas, knelt on the edge of the bed and held him down, looking down at him.

The open neckline revealed a piece of clavicle, and when he bent down, a large piece of skin was exposed.

Xiao Shenwei glanced at it, then lowered his eyes immediately, and murmured, "...Aren't you asleep?"

But he saw Rong Yun bent over and leaned on Xiao Shenwei's ear with a chuckle: "How can I sleep when you're not here?"

The warm breath sprayed on his ear, causing Xiao Shenwei's breathing to suddenly shorten.

...ahhh don't talk into my ear, it's going to kill you...

However, what Rong Yun did next made Xiao Shenwei completely stunned.

He only felt a damp heat at the base of his ear, and a numbness suddenly swam all over his body like an electric current.

"Well-"

Xiao Shenwei gasped uncontrollably, and the smell of pheromones in the air suddenly became stronger.

He put his hand on Rong Yun's shoulder and tilted his head to hide: "Don't... um, itchy."

"good."

Rong Yun reached out and grabbed Xiao Shenwei's wrist and pressed it on top of his head.

Then he pecked and kissed all the way along the ear and cheek to the corner of his lips, and finally looked at Xiao Shenwei, whose eyes were already glowing with water:

"Kissing should be like this..."

Xiao Shenwei only felt darkness in front of her eyes, she couldn't help clenching the sheets, the blood vessels on the back of her neck boiled, almost burning people.

Rong Yun covered Xiao Shenwei's eyes with one hand, bit his lips lightly and rubbed them together, the air gradually became hot.

Xiao Shenwei felt that he was about to suffocate, and his breath was filled with the smell of Rong Yun.

It wasn't until the long kiss ended, Xiao Shenwei was panting with his mouth half open that he heard Rong Yun leaning against his ear, breathing heavily and his voice hoarse:

"Have you learned?"

Xiao Shenwei: Suffocated me.

…

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Early the next morning, Xiao Shenwei, who woke up from sleep, habitually went to the kitchen, but he was empty.

The kitchen was quiet, except for a pot of pumpkin porridge simmering on the stove.

Xiao Shenwei circled the room twice, but did not find Rong Yun.

Finally he poked Hanamaki's chubby ass:

"Hanamaki, where's your dad?"

Hanamaki let out a meow, and ran off with a flick of her tail.

Xiao Shenwei washed his face, sat on the sofa, and opened Daxing Daily.

"According to reports, a couple walked their dog into a pit last night, and then they asked the police to be rescued. Daxing City No. 1 Transportation Commission reminds you: There are thousands of roads, safety is the first, the dog is not standardized, and the relatives are in tears. . The general public please pay attention to safety and try not to walk dogs in the suburbs in the middle of the night..."

Xiao Shenwei: …

Xiao Shenwei turned off the mobile phone newspaper with a sullen face.

...well, just get used to it.

"click-"

There was the sound of the door being unlocked.

Xiao Shenwei looked up and saw that it was Rong Yun who came back with a jar.

"Wake up. Look what I brought."

The moment Rong Yun saw Xiao Shenwei, a smile broke out on his face. He shook the glass jar in his hand, and inside it was a small fish with seven or eight fingers.

Xiao Shenwei glanced at it, and said in a determined tone, "Fragrant fried small fish."

Rong Yun choked: "...It's not for food, it's ornamental fish."

Xiao Shenwei thought for a while.

"Why can't you eat fish?"

Rong Yun: "...not delicious."

Xiao Shenwei lowered his head in disappointment: "...Oh."

...how do you know if it tastes good or not without tasting it.

Rong Yun put the jar on the coffee table and inserted a few small green plants into it.

It also looks eye-catching.

Hanamaki seemed to have seen a new toy, jumped up on the coffee table and squatted in front of the glass jar, staring at the small fish inside.

"can not eat."

Xiao Shenwei poked Hanamaki's head.

"Did you not have porridge in the morning?"

Rong Yun's voice came from the kitchen.

Xiao Shenwei responded and entered the kitchen: "Wait for you to come back, let's go together."

Rong Yun was stunned for a moment, then rolled his eyes and smiled: "Okay."

He lowered his head and pecked Xiao Shenwei's mouth, and brushed his fingertips against his ear: "I'm going to serve the porridge, wait for me."

Xiao Shenwei blinked, thinking of the long kiss from last night, and his head started to smoke again.

He responded casually, turned his head and walked out of the kitchen.

Hanamaki kept meowing in the living room, and he had to go and see what was going on.

Then Xiao Shenwei was stunned.

The green plants that had just been put into the mouth of the bottle have been smashed out and scattered on the coffee table, still dripping with water.

Hanamaki's entire head was stuffed into the mouth of the bottle, trying to retreat but couldn't get out, obviously stuck, and was screaming miserably with his tail twitching.

Xiao Shenwei turned around and went back to the kitchen with a wooden face, and tugged at Rong Yun's sleeve.

Rong Yun: "?"

Xiao Shenwei pondered for a while, and said as calmly as possible: "Hanamaki... my head is stuck in the fish tank."

Rong Yun: "???????"

Xiao Shenwei had always thought that Hanamaki was smarter than Tantou, but today he began to doubt his own judgment.

He looked at the dilemma that his head was still stuck at the mouth of the bottle, but he was still sticking out his tongue to reach for the flower rolls of the small fish in the water.

Rong Yun went from stockpiling food all the way to counterattack and turned into a boyfriend. Tantou is so stupid that he knows how to get into trouble all day long, and now even Hanamaki...

The two did not dare to pull hard, for fear of hurting Hanamaki.

After discussing for a while, they decided to smash the tank.

With a crisp sound, water splashed everywhere, and the fish that lacked water began to jump all over the floor.

The liberated Hanamaki shook the water on his head for the first time, picked up two or three fish, and flew up to the top of the refrigerator.

Xiao Shenwei tugged at Hanamaki's tail: "In the future, stop playing with Tantou, do you understand!?"

Hanamaki: "Meow-"

"Dare to be stubborn? You said, do you have any other contributions besides **** all day?"

Hanamaki: "Meow—"

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There is one more update, it will be released later, the little angels can read it again tomorrow morning, pay attention to rest~

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