After I Became a Zombie, My Face Is Paralyzed

Chapter 29: I don't want to be ashamed

Mourning beasts began to appear in the forest, which was undoubtedly bad news for everyone.

This means that the resources on which they depend are mortally threatened.

This is a very dangerous signal.

Think about it, if the beasts that maintain human existence begin to be massacred, and the forests are filled with stinking and rotting beasts, it will not only be difficult for humans to obtain food, but also face the beasts that have fallen into madness. attack.

At this time, what kind of situation will human beings, who are extremely short of food, fall into?

Xiao Shenwei didn't dare to think about it.

When he thought that he might have no meat to eat one day in the future, Xiao Shenwei felt that he had lost his dream and the pursuit of corpse.

this is too scary.

The fishy smell in the air became stronger and stronger, and several people gathered back to back in tacit understanding.

Xiao Shenwei clenched the hammer in his hand and began to miss the two old comrades he had already scrapped.

This time back, he must go to the blacksmith shop to create a thickened door panel.

With a hammer in his hand that could not be used as a shield, Xiao Shenwei always felt very insecure.

As the only beta in the team, Xiao Shenwei was surrounded by three people.

When the wind gradually stopped, they heard the footsteps of the beasts.

It was a small pack of wolves, about seven or eight.

The gray wolves had comical patches of baldness, abscesses on their bodies, and green eyes that looked mournful.

The atmosphere was tense in an instant, as if a string was about to break.

Then Xiao Shenwei looked at the head wolf whose head was bald and hairless, and suddenly laughed.

…I got stronger and bald?

The gray wolves came round, and Charcoal head roared menacingly with his ears and teeth bared.

Xiao Shenwei poked at Tang Qiu, who was obviously nervous beside him:

"Don't panic, don't run when you encounter wolves, you must stare at them, and you can't lose momentum."

Tang Qiu clenched the dog-fighting stick in his hand, stared at the wolves on the opposite side and swallowed: "...how do you say?"

Xiao Shenwei: "It's more dignified to die like this."

Tang Qiu: "..."

Hehe, you are in such a good mood.

When the wolves rushed over at the command of the alpha wolf, Xiao Shenwei didn't even raise his hand under the protection of Tantou and Rong Yun.

Xiao Shenwei: I am weak, pitiful, and helpless, but I can eat.

The hammer in his hand was raised and lowered, Xiao Shenwei tangled in place for a long time, not knowing whether to throw it out or not.

After all, with his accurate head, it's okay to throw it on the wolf, but if it hits a person, the fun will be great.

Compared with the serious beasts, these mourning gray wolves seem to have been forcibly demoted. They don't know how to work in teams at all, they only know how to keep their mouths open and their heads reckless.

It was far worse than the one that followed them on the road earlier.

At least people still know how to observe secretly and then suddenly attack and play yin.

Xiao Shenwei looked at the charcoal head beside him who was fighting guerrillas, and felt that he had played "vulgar development, don't wave" to the extreme.

The charcoal head, which is much smaller than the gray wolf, went up and scratched one of the gray wolf's eyes.

Then he started to circle around to avoid the frontal attack of the first wolf, and from time to time, he would give Lengzi a blow, and then he immediately escaped and avoided it.

It didn't take long for the charcoal head to be unharmed, and there were several deep wounds on the head wolf.

Seemingly provoked, the gray wolf roared and no longer entangled with the charcoal head, but pounced on Xiao Shenwei who seemed to be easy to bully.

Rong Yun was temporarily entangled by two gray wolves, and Ping Hanhai and Tang Qiu were also fighting with the wolves.

Xiao Shenwei looked at the gray wolf that rushed over, and was startled by the gray wolf's rotten teeth and the stench of the pavement.

Paired with baldness and festering eye contours, as well as a full body of scars.

Xiao Shenwei's eyes flashed with green light, he pursed his lips, raised his hand, and slapped the head wolf's profile with a hammer: "You are so ugly to me."

"Clang-dang-"

The front half of the alpha wolf twitched violently, whimpered, a few teeth flew out, and the whole wolf swooped into the gap between two trees that were very close to the side.

Then got stuck.

Xiao Shenwei looked at the alpha wolf who was twisting his **** and struggling to pull his head out, and was silent for a moment.

... Tantou's halo of wisdom is well-deserved.

He patted Charcoal's big head: "I did a good job today."

Tantou, who was killed by touching his head, shook his tail excitedly and rubbed Xiao Shenwei's body, then ran to the head wolf who was stuck...

Started twitching and twitching with his tail.

Xiao Shenwei: ...forget it, you're happy.

Charcoal head froze enough and began to look at the wolf in a circle.

Wen Wen Wen Wen Wen left, and finally got to the tail of the first wolf.

Xiao Shenwei suddenly had an ominous feeling.

Then his premonition came to an end.

Charcoal raised his legs at the stuck alpha wolf.

"That can't be done!"

Xiao Shenwei grabbed Tantou's tail and pulled it back, with his arms around Tantou's neck, so angry that he wanted to hit the dog.

...This child, you can't be praised, right?

Thinking of the Samoyed who was flirting with someone else's house a few days ago, Xiao Shenwei's eyes wandered around Tantou and thought about it seriously.

...or else, send it for sterilization.

Feeling a gust of cool wind, the charcoal head pursed his ears, struggled out and ran away with his tail tucked.

When Xiao Shenwei turned around, Tantou was hiding behind Rong Yun, showing a half-faced look of "you can't see me, you can't see me", observing secretly.

Xiao Shenwei: ...How big are you, don't you have 13 in mind? ? ? ? Can he stop you? ? ?

The few people who had finished dealing with the rest of the gray wolves gathered together and began to watch the stuck alpha wolf.

Tang Qiu turned around the Alpha Wolf, then grabbed the Alpha Wolf's tail and lifted it up.

"Oh! It's a mother!"

"Can the female wolf still be the alpha wolf??" Ping Hanhai also leaned over.

"Under certain circumstances...it's okay." Rong Yun touched his chin seriously.

Xiao Shenwei stood far away, looking at the three guys around the wolf's buttocks and had the urge to cover their faces.

Alpha Wolf: ... I don't want to be embarrassed? ? ! I can't stand this grievance, I'm too South...

So in order to prevent the alpha wolf from accumulating full of anger, he suddenly opened Wushuang to break free and counterattack, Xiao Shenwei smashed it to death with a hammer.

Then the three fell into a brief silence as they watched the wolf's head, which was hammered into a mosaic.

...So they just surrounded Xiao Shenwei and didn't let him take action, just to protect the wolves, right? ! ?

Xiao Shenwei: …You may not believe it, but I am really weak, pitiful and helpless, but I can eat.

Tang Qiu & Ping Hanhai: ...I believe in your evil.

Rong Yun: But it’s true that you can eat it.

After some battles, except for Xiao Shenwei, several people had some injuries on their bodies, but they were not serious, they were all skin injuries.

To be on the safe side, Xiao Shenwei gave them anti-venom after carefully cleaning the wounds and applying medicine.

The smell here will soon attract other beasts, and several people quickly packed up and left the crime scene

As soon as the forefoot left, a team followed behind, chasing after the traces they left.

On the other side, Xiao Shenwei, who had hunted a lot of small animals, finally began to focus on large animals.

Just like this group of alienated buffaloes.

Of course, the group of lions lurking in the grass on the opposite side were also staring at the cows.

The four of them are obviously not the opponents of this group of buffaloes, and if they break in rashly, they will only be trampled into meat sauce by the angry cattle.

So they plan to wait for the lions to pick up the leaks and attack the single buffaloes.

Xiao Shenwei couldn't help but think of beef stew with potatoes, spicy shredded beef, sliced beef with spring onions, beef brisket noodles with tomato...

Xiao Shenwei: I really like beef. I think my last life was a plate of beef slices with sauce.

However, the buffaloes were too vigilant, and the lions were extremely patient.

They squatted here for a long time, and their legs were almost numb, and they didn't see the lions make a move.

Charcoal head stared at the calf until his eyes were green, and his saliva was dripping.

Xiao Shenwei was extremely bored and saw the beehive hanging on the tree not far away, and his eyes lit up.

He looked down at the hammer in his hand, then at the hive that seemed to have a lot of honey, and began to draw a parabola in his mind.

...Well, if thrown from this angle, it should be able to hit... right?

Xiao Shenwei closed one eye and aimed at the hive, then waved his hand to test.

Then the hand suddenly lightened, and the huge hammer head flew out directly.

Xiao Shenwei looked at the bare handle in his hand: ? ? ? ? ? ?

"call out-"

The iron lump the size of a human head crossed a graceful parabola in mid-air, rubbing the corner of the hive and flying forward.

The hive shook, and a group of startled giant bees flew out.

"Puff-"

"what-"

Tie Tuozi fell to the ground, and a miserable howl came from the grass.

Xiao Shenwei: I'm done, I'm smashing people.

The startled giant bee flew towards the source of the sound overwhelmingly.

The buffalo herd was frightened and ran wildly, shaking the ground.

The lions had to take action and start chasing.

The frightened buffalo group was driven by the lions into a panic, and crashed into the woods in the direction from which the scream was made.

A group of people rolled out of the grass in embarrassment, carrying the wounded on their backs, stung all over their heads, and being driven by the cattle all the way towards the forest.

Xiao Shenwei looked at the cows roaring past in front of him, and looked at the direction in which the cows left in the woods.

...Speaking of which, those unlucky guys, the instruments they are carrying seem a little familiar...

"Ow wow wow wow wow wow wow-"

Tantou's cry pulled Xiao Shenwei back, who was a little distracted.

He looked up.

Charcoal Head was biting the hind leg of a single calf, and was dragged around by the panicked calf, leaving a long trail of dragging on the ground.

The calf flicked its tail, and the charcoal head landed on the tree trunk with a "bang". At that time, he rolled his eyes, but he still refused to let go.

"Charcoal head - bite its neck!"

Xiao Shenwei shouted at it and rushed over with Rong Yun.

Charcoal head shook his head, climbed up the back of the calf with difficulty, then hugged the hard head of the calf and gnawed it.

Xiao Shenwei: ... This IQ basically says goodbye to hunting.

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I'm such a sculptor. I feel like I was a sculptor in my last life.

The school has a new public washing machine,

Scan the code to pay for laundry,

Then I forgot to put the clothes on and scanned the code first,

The washing machine directly locked the door and opened the water to wash...

I looked at the clothes in the basin and was stunned.

...Co-authored with me to spend money to wash the water? ? ?