After I Became a Zombie, My Face Is Paralyzed

As for whether to sit down and eat together, Xiao Shenwei refused at first.

Am I that kind of person?

Do you think a hot pot can make me forgive you?

- At least three meals.

So at this time Xiao Shenwei was squatting beside the pot, with the charcoal head leaning on his feet, and the flower rolls in his arms, a little river prawn.

Everything is perfect.

It would be more perfect if Charcoal hadn't drooled holding his feet at this time.

Xiao Shenwei was still thinking about the fact that this guy just threw him in the quagmire and washed his face with saliva.

Therefore, the bone stubble in his hand was not given to it, but the three glutinous rice dumplings, who had already eaten their stomachs and dozed off to the side, were cheap.

Charcoal felt himself out of favor.

Hem and Haw had to roll around Lai's feet at Xiao Shenwei's feet for a few times. After getting no response, he decided to take advantage of the dumplings to pee and take revenge on the dumplings and steamed buns.

"Wang ho-!"

The charcoal head that suddenly jumped up frightened the steamed buns and dumplings who were sleeping together, opened their eyes, and rolled on the ground with their feet upside down, screaming and screaming.

"Whoosh whoo—"

Tantou looked at the frightened dumplings and buns, grinned and flicked his tail.

It seems that this kind of thing is done a lot.

Then it was sanctioned by the big sister head dumpling.

"Ooooooooooooooooooo!!! Oooooooo!!"

The dumplings, which were bigger than the dumplings and dumplings, raised their noses and bared their teeth.

Tantou was complacent for less than half a minute, lost his arrogance, and ran away cursing with his tail biting off a tuft of hair.

Xiao Shenwei: ...a good example of a dog who talks a lot.

Hanamaki: Meow.

Ni Youqing has been very satisfied recently.

Because this gang of people started looting zombies everywhere out of boredom.

High-level zombies can't get it, and low-level zombies still have a chance to get alive.

Therefore, in this small valley, a few poor zombies are kept in captivity, and every day Ni Youqing is pulled to draw blood and pluck hair for experiments.

No food yet.

Get a new one if you starve.

Zombies: Humans?

Therefore, under the efforts of Ni Youqing and the selfless dedication of the zombies (?), the research on anti-virus vaccines has once again made a breakthrough during the period of Xiao Shenwei's departure.

Ni Youqing: Doing research, it's very simple, it's just a waste of zombies.

But now, the two major battles in the valley have returned, and Ni Youqing's thoughts that had been extinguished have come alive again.

"Well, let's discuss something..."

Ni Youqing stuck his head out from the crack of the door, hehe smiled and rubbed his hands.

At that time, Xiao Shenwei and Rong Yun were squatting in front of the stove and eating barbecue on a small stove, and they were stunned on the spot when they saw the big face covered with the black mask.

"…Say."

Rong Yun filled Xiao Shenwei's mouth with a piece of beef.

"Yo, open the small stove."

Ni Youqing came over very consciously, not afraid of being hot, reached out and tore a piece of meat directly from the grill and sent it to his mouth:

"...Actually, it's not a big deal... Oh, it's delicious... It's just, ah... That high-level zombie... Hiccup... Can you give me two..."

Ni Youqing's voice became smaller and smaller under the gaze of the four eyes, until finally it quietly disappeared.

"Cough, what..." She coughed dryly, smiled shyly, and moved her **** towards the door a little bit:

"... Anyway... Xiao Xiao's current situation, I can only guarantee that it will not spread and deteriorate... The specific treatment plan still has to rely on autopsy... Cough, research advanced zombies!"

After quickly saying the following words, Ni Youqing tore off another piece of barbecue, and scurried back to the door, showing half of his head with a smile: "For the zombie specimen, please!"

Rong Yun & Xiao Shenwei: …

The door is closed.

After two seconds, it opened again.

Ni Youqing slammed the door and looked at the fire and the barbecue on the fire: "The barbecue is delicious, can you share it with me?"

"…"

"...take it away."

"Hey, okay, thank you Brother Rong, Brother Rong is so nice." Ni Youqing quickly grabbed the roast meat flying towards her head, and closed the door contentedly.

But it didn't take a few seconds.

The door slammed open again.

"Hey what... try to catch them alive!"

"...you go, there's no end to it!!"

"okay!"

"boom-"

The world is clean.

Xiao Shenwei and Rong Yun looked at each other and laughed again.

The stars in the night sky of the oasis twinkled, and Ping Hanhai and Tang Qiu next door were snoring like thunder.

The three researchers couldn't sleep and were playing cards in the yard.

Hanamaki got down from the roof, entered the room and stretched a big lazy waist, twisted his **** and paced to the pillow above Xiao Shenwei's head, kicking his claws and claws, squinting his eyes and starting to doze off.

Charcoal hasn't slept yet.

It went to provoke dumplings and steamed buns again, and was being driven by glutinous rice **** to run around the valley.

The green-haired turtle came here at some point, squatting and watching the play while blowing bubbles.

The zombies in the cage clawed at the railings, watching the sky and howling aimlessly.

A pink slipper flew over from a distance, and with a "pop", it passed through the gap between the railings and gave the zombie that howled the most.

"If I disturb my mother again, I will tear you apart!"

The cage was quiet.

The zombie whose face was slammed by the shoes took the shoes off their faces, put them in their mouths, and took two bites.

Then,

"Pooh pooh..."

It's so unpalatable.

The valley was as fresh as a paradise, Xiao Shenwei lay on the bed wrapped in a quilt, and burrowed into Rong Yun's arms.

"Good night."

A kiss fell on the forehead.

Xiao Shenwei heard Rong Yun's voice.

"Good night."

…

…

Daybreak seemed to be extraordinarily early in the oasis.

It wasn't Hanamaki or charcoal heads that woke Xiao Shenwei, but the birdsong on the windowsill.

Xiao Shenwei quietly took off the arm wrapped around his waist, got out of bed and stretched by the window.

The morning mist has not yet dissipated, and the emerald colors of the mountains are hidden in a haze.

The **** crouched on the windowsill did not fly away.

It didn't seem to be afraid of the big man in front of him, but instead jumped over and tilted its head to look at him.

Xiao Shenwei looked down at the round tits, stretched out a finger, and poked.

"Chirp."

The **** jumped away.

Didn't hit.

Without touching it again, Xiao Shenwei turned around and went back to get the cup and toothbrush, and went back to the windowsill to brush his teeth.

The little things are still there.

And seeing that Xiao Shenwei didn't intend to reach out any more, he thought he was quietly jumping over again, leaning on Xiao Shenwei's hand by the window and began to comb his feathers.

The fluffy warm touch made Xiao Shenwei's brushing action pause.

He quietly raised his fingers a little.

"Chirp."

The little **** jumped away again, flapping its wings and jumping to a distance of one meter from Xiao Shenwei, tilting its head to observe secretly.

Xiao Shenwei: "…"

never mind.

Ignoring it, Xiao Shenwei went back after washing and woke up Rong Yun. When he turned around, he saw the little thing probing his head on the windowsill.

Xiao Shenwei: So fat, it must be delicious when roasted.

He thought about it, turned around and squeezed a handful of broken rice grains, put it in the palm of his hand, and spread his palm toward the little tit.

Tit tilted her head: "chirp."

Xiao Shenwei: ... braised or stewed? (licks mouth)

After a stalemate for a moment, the **** approached cautiously.

A quick bite.

Another bite.

One more bite...

The last half of his body lay in Xiao Shenwei's palm.

The breeze was gentle, and the zombies above their heads showed their fangs.

Then-

"Wang Wu!"

"grumble-!!"

A scream.

The huge dog face with a charcoal head appeared in front of the windowsill, wagging its tail and blowing a snot out of it.

Xiao Shenwei: "...spit it out!!!"

Charcoal head tilted his head: "Ow?"

Xiao Shenwei: "…"

He pinched Charcoal's nose and forcibly opened his big mouth.

A poor **** that was wet with saliva was lifted out by Xiao Shenwei holding the tips of its wings, and it looked like she was dying.

Xiao Shenwei: …

The **** that escaped from the wolf's mouth was shocked, flapping its wings and staggering away.

Xiao Shenwei, who was slapped with water (saliva), clasped his hands together, and his joints made a clicking sound.

Charcoal:  …

"boom--"

Ni Youqing, who was awakened by a loud noise, rubbed his eyes and opened the door scoldingly.

Outside the door, a white wolf dog was poking its ears and running around the valley.

Behind him, the thin and pale boy held the door panel that had just been removed in his hand, and he chased and cursed with anger.

Rong Yun, who was cooking in the kitchen, glanced out and shook his head with a smile.

The three Hanhan researchers ran out disheveled and panicked: "Earthquake! Earthquake!!"

On the roof, Hanamaki pressed a shivering **** under her claws: "Meow?"

A new day in the valley kicked off with a chicken dance (?).

"time to eat."

Rong Yun was wearing an apron and holding a bowl, and shouted while standing by the kitchen.

The dog stopped running, the zombies stopped chasing, and everything seemed to have pressed the pause button.

Then the streams and meadows, the shade of the valleys, and the misty smoke.

Congee and side dishes were placed on the table with a primitive and rough style.

Xiao Shenwei held the bowl and looked at Rong Yun beside him, his eyebrows curved: "Rong Yun."

"Um?"

"It's so kind of you."

Rong Yun: "...En."

Everyone present: ...? ? ?

Kick over the dog food in front of you: take it away, don't eat it! !

In the end, Xiao Shenwei, who was full, wandered around the valley twice, and finally remembered the cloth bag that Uncle Li gave him.

Several people gathered around, looking at the heavy bag and looking at each other.

"…open to take a look?"

"Row."

However, when the contents of the bag were really revealed in front of everyone, the air was silent.

On the way back, Xiao Shenwei guessed many times what was in the cloth bag sent by Uncle Li.

Such as spices, such as salt, or homemade high-efficiency hemostatic powder.

It's just that they didn't expect them to receive such a precious gift.

- That's a bag of seeds.

All kinds of seeds are classified into small cloth bags.

The size of these seeds is very large, and at first glance they are not serious seeds.

Plants in nature have long since changed beyond recognition, and it has become common for flowers to bite people and vines to **** blood.

But Xiao Shenwei still recognized several of them.

Such as winter melon, watermelon, pumpkin...

Mmmm, and tomatoes and gherkins.

In addition, there is a large bag of wheat seeds.

Xiao Shenwei didn't know how difficult it was to collect these seeds in the mourning era.

But this heavy gift really moved Xiao Shenwei very much.

The news in front of the valley streamed by, Xiao Shenwei squatted by the stream and took a sip of the clear stream.

Mmm, kinda sweet.

He turned his head to look at the valley, which had nothing but a few huts, and looked a little empty, and touched the cloth bag in his hand.

Um, how do you say something?

...Farmer, mountain spring, a little field?

Come on, a good life begins with farming!

So, the spring of the last four years of mourning came quietly in the valley of this unnamed oasis, amid the tumultuous cultivation of vegetables, the barking of cats and dogs and the screams of tits.