After I Became a Zombie, My Face Is Paralyzed

Chapter 6 A SILLY DOG

“You said, how long can this stupid dog squat?”

　　Xiao Shenwei bit half of the wheat cake, squatted on the roof and looked at the white canine creature in the distance, and tugged at Rong Yun’s sleeve.

　　The wheat cake was snatched from Rongyun’s hand.

　　Most of the food in the carriage was difficult for Xiao Shenwei to eat, but he still couldn’t resist every time Rong Yun ate something, he had to grab it and try it.

　　Then he found that the wheat cake made of this alienated barley tasted very good, so he took the remaining half of Rong Yun’s hand without hesitation.

　　At this time, Rong Yun was chewing a packet of expired instant noodles produced before the end of the world, sitting beside Xiao Shenwei.

　　”That’s not a dog.” Rong Yun pointed to the thick tail hanging down opposite: “It’s a wolf.”

　　Xiao Shenwei raised his cheeks and looked at it for a while: “Wolf meat, is it delicious?”

　　What does “Suixiju Diet Recipe” say?

　　Wolf meat, nourishes the five internal organs, protects against wind and cold, warms the stomach, strengthens yang and fills the marrow.

　　Xiao Shenwei licked his mouth.

　　Rong Yun: “When I was young, I ate gray wolf in the northeast grandpa’s house, and it tasted okay.”

　　Although this is probably an arctic wolf before alienation, but the taste… should be not much different?

　　He touched his chin and looked at Xiao Shenwei: “How about… catch it and try it?”

　　The zombie surnamed Xiao took it seriously, and took out a half iron anti-theft door panel from the carriage.

　　Rong Yun: …When did you bring this thing into the car? !

So, under the bright sun, two figures quietly approached behind the poor Arctic wolf.

　　Rong Yun felt that he must be crazy, or that a certain zombie’s foodie attribute was so powerful that it infected him too.

　　Now they are secretly trying to kill an alienated Arctic wolf with a size comparable to a small car.

　　Yet the foolish wolf was unaware of the impending danger.

　　The tortoise on the opposite side was gnawed by the hyenas until the shell was almost gone, and the silly wolf was still staring at him drooling.

　　To be fair, with the arctic wolf being nearly twice the size of the hyena and its terrifying bite force, it is completely possible to drive away those hyenas who are bullying and fearing the hard.

　　Then they silently came to the back of the white wolf.

　　Xiao Shenwei raised the door panel.

　　At this time, the white wolf finally smelled the danger.

　　But they saw the wolf turned around in horror with its ear pressed, and then made an “Ow”…

It rolled down the sand slope with a squeak under its feet, and struggled in the yellow sand with it’s tail and legs kicking in embarrasment.

　　Xiao Shenwei: “…Silly dog.”

　　The movement here frightened the group of hyenas, and the group of dogs surrounding the corpse of the tortoise dispersed in a rush. The carrion birds hovering in the air watched for a while and fell down, and began to enjoy it. Free lunch with no effort.

　　On the other hand, the two people and one wolf fell into a strange silence as they looked at each other.

　　Xiao Shenwei: This silly dog looks like the six-month-old Arctic wolf I fed with the kid next door in the zoo three years ago.

　　The white wolf was lying on the ground, looking at the two people holding the door and the knife, sticking out his tongue and tilting his head: “Ow?”

　　… What should I do? This wolf doesn’t seem to have a high IQ. Will I become stupid after eating it?

　　Rong Yun was rude and went up with the knife.

　　”Hey wait!” Xiao Shenwei reached out and pulled a corner of Rong Yun’s clothes.

　　The warrior with the knife slipped and fell on the ground.

　　At that moment, Xiao Shenwei saw that the white wolf’s eyes lit up.

　　Then the wolf screamed excitedly and rushed over, lying on the ground with all fours upside down and sliding to Rong Yun’s side, then rolled over and pressed onto Rong Yun, sticking out his tongue and smearing his saliva, his tail swung wildly, like a large mentally retarded.

　　Xiao Shenwei: … This is not a wolf, this is simply a husky!

　　He looked at Rong Yun, who was lying on the ground and covered his eyes with a loveless expression, and asked with his eyes: … Are you still killing?

　　Rong Yun: “…No, it’s too stupid, killing it feels like an insult to my IQ.”

　　And, who knows if eating it will make you stupid.

　　Xiao Shenwei pinched the white wolf’s ears, which felt great, in exchange for the white wolf rushing into Xiao Shenwei’s arms and rubbing wildly.

　　He touched the tip of the white wolf’s wet nose, and grabbed the soft cheeks of the white wolf with both hands: “Charcoal head.”

　　From now on, you will be called Tantou, and be my reserve food!

　　”Hahahaha…”

　　The white wolf blinked and licked Xiao Shenwei’s chin.

　　…

　　Rong Yun couldn’t quite understand Xiao Shenwei’s brain circuit of naming.

　　Shouldn’t the name for a white wolf be called Steamed Bread, Tangyuan, Nuomizi, these seemingly white names?

　　The charcoal head sounds very black.

　　Xiao Shenwei did not explain this, he just remembered the black cat called Mantou that his grandmother raised.

　　A large alienated beast was carried on the roof, making this truck more like it was going to Daxing to sell supplies.

　　However, Xiao Shenwei didn’t care.

　　With a little bit of dog control, he was currently nesting in the soft hair of the charcoal head, calculating how long it would take to reach Daxing.

　　The charcoal head lay quietly on the roof of the car, staring deeply at the horizon in the distance. The passing wind made the hair on his cheeks flutter, which was rather majestic.

　　Noticing Xiao Shenwei’s gaze, Tantou turned around the big head, grinned and stuck out his tongue, tilting his head: “Huh?”

　　Xiao Shenwei looked at the charcoal head that seemed to have countless bubbles with the words “stupid” and “silly” appearing above his head, and covered his face.

　　…Forget it, this guy’s handsomeness is completely traded for his IQ.

　　…

　　As night fell, Rong Yun finally stopped the car behind a huge leeward rock.

　　The headlights when driving at night can be a problem for them.

　　The wasteland is full of nocturnal predators, not to mention the possibility of a terrifying black storm.

　　In the middle of the night, Xiao Shenwei knew that their trouble was coming when the strong wind blew the gravel into the carriage and thumped the carriage, and there was a faint whistling sound from the horizon.

　　Tantou arched and howled anxiously outside the carriage, until Xiao Shenwei opened the door before whimpering, pressing his ear against his arms and groaning.

　　Rong Yun was almost blinded by the strong wind, but still clinging to the carriage, holding several grappling hooks with long chains, he approached the rock with difficulty.

　　”What are you doing?!”

　　The sound of the wind ripped Xiao Shenwei’s voice into pieces.

　　He felt that if he hadn’t been tugging at the handle on the car door, the wind would almost have blown him away.

　　”The car needs to be fixed… or wait for the black storm to come… we will be swept away…”

　　Rong Yun’s shouts came intermittently.

　　woohoo-

　　The wind grew louder, and even though they were hiding behind the giant rock at this time, they still felt the violent power.

　　A black storm on the horizon is rolling over with rolling sand and dust, and it will take a long time to swallow this place.

　　Xiao Shenwei gritted his teeth, jumped out of the carriage, locked the door, climbed onto Tantou’s back, and lay down on his back, holding on to Tantou’s coat to prevent himself from being blown away.

　　”Go find Rong Yun.”

　　Xiao Shenwei’s eyes flashed green, and he pinched the ear of Charcoal Head: “Otherwise, I will eat you.”

　　Tantou understood Xiao Shenwei’s words, the white wolf moved his nose and let out a low howl, then lowered his body and looked for it.

　　As soon as he stepped out of the sheltered area of the giant rock, Xiao Shenwei immediately felt the true power of the black storm.

The howling wind ripped Xiao Shenwei’s clothes corners, and the yellow sand blowing on his face made him unable to open his eyes.

　　The glasses on the bridge of his nose were long gone, and Xiao Shenwei, who was moderately short-sighted, searched with difficulty, and finally saw Rong Yun holding a chain on the side of the rock.

　　”Rong-cough-cough…”

　　Xiao Shenwei, who ate a mouthful of sand as soon as he opened his mouth, drove the charcoal head over and stretched out his hand towards Rong Yun: “Come up!”

　　Rong Yun did not hesitate.

　　He sat on Xiao Shenwei’s back and hugged him, the chain in his hand was put charcoal head’s mouth.

　　The black cloud was getting closer and the wind was getting stronger and stronger, and the sand and stone brushed against Rong Yun’s cheek and even smeared blood.

　　Xiao Shenwei, who smelled the pheromone in the blood, tightened his fingers for a moment, his eyes were full of emerald green, and the glands at the back of his neck were also beating suddenly.

　　He took a deep breath: “Charcoal head!”

　　”Ugh-“

　　The white wolf responded, holding the chain that had been fixed on the car in advance and started to circle around the rock.

　　Until the truck was almost tied to the rock, the black storm was already imminent.

　　Xiao Shenwei watched helplessly as a thirty-centimeter-square stone was rolled up into the sky.

　　”The storm is coming—”

　　Rong Yun shouted and kicked the white wolf, who was still probing his head, into the bottom of the car, pulling Xiao Shenwei, who had never experienced this and was still a little stunned, into the soft abdomen of the white wolf.

　　hum-

　　In an instant, sand and rocks flew away, and the temperature plummeted.

　　The world completely plunged into darkness.

　　Xiao Shenwei was held in his arms by Rong Yun, his back was against the warm body of the white wolf, and his brain was still in a state of shutdown.

　　Who am I?

　　Why am I here?

　　What happened?

　　”Don’t be afraid, it will be over soon.” Rong Yun’s voice rang in his ears, his warm breath sprayed with the fragrance of ice mint on Xiao Shenwei’s face.

　　However, Xiao Shenwei couldn’t see anything.

　　Am I scared?

　　Xiao Shenwei didn’t know.

　　But he could feel his body trembling slightly, and his limbs were stiff.

　　”Rong Yun…”

　　Xiao Shenwei shouted, his voice a little hoarse.

　　He didn’t know why he was calling him, he just did it subconsciously.

　　”Well, I’m here.”

　　The arm holding him tightened a little, and Xiao Shenwei’s breath was filled with the refreshing mint smell on Rong Yun’s body.

　　Something was “banging” in his ears.

　　Xiao Shenwei knew that it was Rong Yun’s heartbeat.

　　He touched his chest.

　　…a peacefulness.

　　But why is there the illusion that the heart is racing?

　　In the darkness, Xiao Shenwei pursed his lips, reached out and accurately touched Rong Yun’s warm hand.

　　He took that hand in his.

　　He is actually very afraid of the dark.

　　At the age of eight he was trapped in a claustrophobic, dark, cramped space for nine hours due to an elevator accident.

　　From then on, Xiao Shenwei did not dare to turn off the lights at night, and it was not until he was seventeen years old that he went to Beijing to spend a lot of money for psychological treatment, and his symptoms were relieved.

　　But now, in the black storm, he can’t see his fingers, and he can’t see anything but black in the dark, and the fear that was buried deep in his memory was aroused.

　　Fortunately, now he knew that someone was holding him in his arms, stroking his hair soothingly.

　　The wind was howling outside, and the car was rattled.

　　Xiao Shenwei clenched with hand a little tighter.

　　’…Well, I didn’t mean anything else, I was just afraid that my reserves would be blown away by the wind.’