After I Dressed As a Stray Cat

      I took a video of you shopping before, and it was loved by many netizens after I put it online. I thought if you don't mind, I can keep these videos, or I can put more videos of you shopping in the future. Post it online?"

     Dressing as a stray cat only took a few days, but to Gu Suli, her previous life as a human seemed to have become distant.

    Especially the mobile phone is an inseparable existence. So when the little boss put the phone in front of him, he couldn't help but be stunned for a while, and then he stared at the Weibo page on the little boss's phone screen and fell into thinking.

    There is no doubt that there is a hidden risk in exposing one's life to the vast number of netizens. But looking at the comments in the Weibo comment area expressing liking, Gu Suli has a real sense of being a "human".

    Double-mindedness while considering the pros and cons while quickly reading the comments in the comment area, all of them said that he was cute and wanted to **** him bald, that he was smart and envied the owner who raised him, and added a dog’s head to solemnly declare the founding of the country Afterwards, no serious jokes are allowed.

    Cute or something, he is also a boy, okay?

    Sucking bald or something, baa!

    To envy a non-existent owner, why not envy him for being a stray cat with nothing? [Funny Meow.jpg]

      Having said that, the cat demon has changed from a cat to a human, and he has changed from a human to a cat.

    Gu Suli, who hadn't sucked her phone for a long time, secretly rubbed and sucked a handful. After feeling the joy of the familiar sand sculpture netizens, she firmly raised her claws to hold the phone, and shook her head. The boss expressed his refusal.

    Tong Nian was a little disappointed, but since he chose to ask Maomao, he is not a hypocrite who is only superficial.

    Click the delete option, before the official deletion, Tong Nian still wants to make a final struggle: "Cat brother, do you really stop thinking about it? If you are worried that someone will find here to harass you in the future. , I will definitely code the iconic background, and I will not leak more information from you."

    When it comes to this, the black and white cat is still indifferent.

    A Xue, who was obediently waiting under the cashier, opened her green eyes, raised her neck and looked at Gu Suli, who was squatting on the table with her back to her, and then leaned over and glanced at the counter The pitiful human being with a pleading expression in his tone, the curiosity in his heart will overflow from the tips of the fluffy white fur.

    Axue: I really want to know what this human is saying to Ali!

    Tong Nian continued: "I'll install a few monitors on my side when I look back, and there will be no dead ends in all directions to ensure that no one will squat around here and hurt you and your little girlfriend."

    Huh? little friend? What girl friend?

    The ears of Gu Suri, who was sitting like a mountain, trembled, and her round black eyes looked at the little boss who opened his mouth. listen.

    But not auditory hallucinations.

    Tong Nian: "Brother cat, I can guarantee that I will never take advantage of you. When an advertiser comes to your door in the future, I will see whether you accept an advertisement or not, and all the income from receiving an advertisement will be given to you. Brother cat, you are so smart, you will definitely want to be self-reliant in the future, marry a wife and raise children, then marrying a wife does not mean having a car, house and savings, at least you have to have a stable nest, right? When you have children, although you You don't have to worry about the high education fees, but you can't miss all kinds of snacks and toys for the little cat

    Gu Suri at the back can no longer be heard, because he is now thinking about making money from advertising.

    There is no doubt that the little boss is a good person, otherwise the filming will be filmed, and there is no need to ask a cat's wishes? It would be nice not to **** him home and package it as a net red cat to make money.

    So the credibility of what the other party said is still relatively high.

    There is another point that Gu Suli needs to consider.

    Even if the little boss doesn't shoot videos or post them online, as long as he continues to make money on the streets and has close contact with human society, his whereabouts will always be posted online.

    Unless he hides from then on, like other stray cats, he lives by picking up litter and alms from kind-hearted people, and he will disappear from the crowd of stray cats. Gu Suli asked herself, is that really the life he wants?

    What's more, even then, can he guarantee that he will not suffer from harm from other animals, from the persecution of the despicable human beings?

    The answer is obvious.

    So after thinking about it again and again, Gu Suli lowered her head and used her claws to shave off the little boss's finger above the delete option, then raised her head and gave the other party a calm "meow", "Okay."

    Tong Nian naturally does not understand cat language, but the black cat sheriff expresses the meaning very clearly, and realizes that the cat brother is persuaded by himself, Tong Nian regains his energy instantly, hehe laughs and rubs his hands Looking at the black-and-white cat in front of him, his eyes glowed, and he probably fell into some beautiful fantasy for a short time.

    Soon, Tong Nian came back to his senses, and more eagerly pulled his mobile phone to share with the black and white cats how popular the two Weibo he posted, how the netizens responded to the video, and how Said that we can add something in the future, "We can be classified as cute pets, but the cat design must be unique in the whole network. After that, I will follow you to the place where the stall is set up to shoot and enrich our Weibo content.... .. Oh yes, we should re-apply for your exclusive Weibo, hurry up and verify it, so as not to turn back and be occupied... Brother cat, do you want to give yourself a name? How about Black Tiger? No, no, it's too dog..."

    One person and one cat, one dares to talk about the cat, and the other dares to listen and think seriously. When the excitement is over, Tong Nian realizes a very serious problem. .

    —He seems to have found the wrong partner to discuss cooperation?

    This can't blame him, it's really the black cat sheriff is too smart, so smart that he forgets that this is a cat with a master.

     Silently glanced at the black cat sheriff who was thinking about "partnership business" as seriously as himself, although it was very difficult, Tong Nian still said in a few words: "Well, otherwise, cat brother, you Take me to talk to your master face to face?"

    Look at the extra collar on the black cat sheriff’s neck and the tracking device hanging on the collar. If there are ears and tails, Tong Nian must be hanging his tail and lying on his ears at this moment, and his mood Immediately down to the extreme.

    Because he had to face a more cruel reality, that is, the black cat sheriff is so popular on the Internet now, what if the owner plans to become bigger and stronger, and become a big Internet celebrity? ?

    What do you need an outsider to do? It's too cumbersome to be a little brother and run errands!

    Tong Nian's shoulders collapsed, his face fell to the ground, and he stuck himself on the table.

    It was also Gu Suri who remembered this matter later: "..."

    After hesitating for a while, the cat's paw lifted up and lightly stepped on the little boss's cheek and patted it. Gu Suri pushed the products she had picked in front of the little boss again, expressing that she To checkout.

    As for the cooperation, I'll try to find a way to pretend to be an unwarranted master to contact the little boss!

    In mourning, what should be done is still to be done. Tong Nian got up and scanned everything first, then typed on the keyboard and said, "Whether we can cooperate or not in the end, we always welcome you at Tongji Supermarket. Today is also the first time to see Brother Cat's little girlfriend. When it's a meeting gift, I only charge you for this small bag of cat food."

    Gu Suri's pair of triangular ears trembled again, and she looked down inexplicably, just to meet A Xue's bright eyes below.

    Axue Meow: "Ali, are you two chatting? What did this human say?"

    So curious!

    Gu Suli felt even more guilty. What did you say? He couldn't tell A Xue directly that the little boss had misunderstood their relationship.

    What is this!

    He quickly turned his face away and said vaguely: "Well, that is, um, he said something about him taking pictures of us and wanting to post it online."

      what.

    So the white cat, who was in urgent need of curiosity, turned his attention to understanding what it means to shoot them, and what does it mean when they are posted online.

    Gu Suri breathed a sigh of relief, and did not care about rejecting the offer given by the little boss, hurriedly gathered up the colorful woven bag, grabbed the shopping bag, turned around and jumped off the cashier as if her **** was on fire , greeted A Xue to follow, but Dian Dian'er ran out.

    Now he just wants to escape the little boss who gives him a guilty conscience!

    Running for more than ten meters in one breath, Gu Suri slowed down, Axue caught up and asked worriedly: "Can you carry so many things? I'll share some!"

    Actually, I didn’t buy many things. In the small plastic bag, there was a small packet of freeze-dried products for A Xue to try, a hemp rope cat ball with colored feathers for A Xue to play with, and the rest It's a small bag of cat food for the big orange cat.

    As for Gu Suli himself, he planned to go to the park to catch fish for lunch later, so he didn't buy it for himself.

    Although he made hundreds of dollars today, Gu Suli is still very aware of the crisis and is ready to work hard to save more money and accumulate food.

    Today is also a socialist cat striving for a well-off life!

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    PS: If you think this article is okay, can you ask for a favorite? There are also many concluding articles in the column, and there are too many romances between the male lead and the female lead~

    Notice: This article is going to enter V in three days, that is, this Friday, and three chapters will be published at 9:01 in the morning on the day of V entry. Gu Miaomiao and A Xue are also very hopeful At that time, you can still see the little gold owners continue to appear in the book reviews. There will be red envelopes in the book review area of ​​Chapter V three, and friends who are fattening, please don't miss the little red envelopes in Chapter V of the first four days.