After I Dressed As a Stray Cat

    It raised its claws and scratched its face, and said tentatively: "Well...if the cat you are looking for is black and white, it can swim and catch fish, and it will make money to buy cat food by itself , if you encounter a bad guy and ask the police uncle for help, then maybe it's possible, um... that's me?"

    The black cat with a murderous face blinked, and the only white whiskers on the whole body moved, and it seemed that something was wrong.

    The atmosphere was a bit strange for a while.

    Scar Cat pouted, looking up and down the black and white cat in front of him.

    The black and white cat is on the ground with both claws and squatting on its hind legs, sitting on the tiled road like a good boy. A pair of round eyes, a lot of things hanging on the neck, and some tattered collars, the most conspicuous is a colorful bag.

    Scar Cat couldn't help but fall into contemplation, just such a tender-headed cat who has not grown up for a long time, it is really the legendary ruthless claws that kill cats without blinking an eye, and are ambitious to buy cats' hearts everywhere , or even a cat that is so shameless and despicable that it colludes with humans?

    Don't look at the Scar cat is just a cat, but after being the big brother for a long time, it is quite chivalrous. The younger brother told it that this black and white cat was buying cats and forming gangs everywhere, and had the ambition to overthrow it and become the boss.

    After all, the scar cat himself is not the original boss of this piece, but came to power by defeating the original boss. In its opinion, the capable ones come first, and as long as other cats are really better than him, it is not unacceptable to drive it out of the Scar Cat.

    But if this ambitious cat that wants to be the boss is not good and vicious and cruel, even worse than the tabby cat next door, Scar cat can't sit back and let such a guy rule There are stray cats here.

    However, it seems that the rumors are very different from the facts, which has to make Scar Cat fall into a very strange state of mind.

    Such a strange state of mind includes but is not limited to doubt, embarrassment, embarrassment, speechlessness, etc.

    A gust of wind blew through, messing up the cats' hair, and causing their pointed triangular ears to shiver.

    Scar cat thought to hide her face slightly, and whispered to the only little brother who had brief contact with this legendary black and white cat, Huadian: "He can catch fish?"

    Sanhua Maohua recalled for a while, and I don't know if it was recalling the deliciousness of the fish that day or recalling how good this guy was at that time, but in the end it nodded, "It should be right. ."

    The remaining three little brothers looked sideways, staring at Huadian with unpredictable eyes.

    Probably what I want to express is: Wow, spend a little bit, I didn't expect you to eat fish in private with big eyebrows and big eyes!

    At that time, Huadian, who couldn't hold back from eating alone, puffed out her chest and looked forward, her sitting posture was more dignified and domineering.

    The other three cats: "..." Bah!

    I didn't know that four of the five cats on the opposite side were briefly caught in "internal conflicts". Gu Suri just felt that since all the local snakes came to her door, she wanted to continue to live and live in this area. The local cat, more or less, should know the cat's sophistication.

    So after the embarrassment of the sudden meeting, Gu Suri quickly sorted out his mood, put on a correct posture and sent an invitation to the other party without being humble or arrogant: "You are the boss of the scar, right? I've been thinking about something these two days, and I'd like to ask you for help. If you're free now, let's go have something to eat and talk?"

    Scar cat who has never encountered such a thing: "..."

    The eyes of the other four cats lit up, and they quietly poked the boss's tail with their claws from behind, and repeatedly urged the boss to quickly agree.

    Don't talk about help or not, they just heard a key word: Let's eat together!

    I have long heard that this black and white cat is very ambitious to buy the hearts of cats, and it is very generous. Do you want to buy them now? The four cats made up their minds that they must eat everything hard. As for the others? Humph, cats don't know!

    I don't know about that wicked cat, but he poked too eagerly, and poked the cat's **** directly.

    Scar cat was embarrassed to death, for fear of being seen by Gu Suli, who was squatting opposite, he hurriedly stood up and shook his fur, pretending to be majestic and said solemnly: "Let's go. , see what tricks you can play meow!"

    With such a meow, Gu Suli suddenly didn't feel that the scar cat was scary, and even wanted to laugh when he saw the other four cats eager to follow.

    But he stabilized, without him, afraid of being beaten by the group.

    In Gu Suli's jerky social skills, if you want to talk about things, you must treat guests to dinner, so Gu Suli took Wumao to Tongji supermarket.

      stopped in a dimly lit corner.

    Gu Suri did not insist, and offered to go to the supermarket to buy food.

    When Gu Suri came out with five small packets of cat food in his mouth, he met five pairs of bright eyes, he paused for a while, and suddenly he had a hard time foraging for food, and then brought The illusion of coming home to feed the cubs.

    Gu Suri on the upper body of the female cat phantom: "..."

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    However, the five cats did not bury their heads in the food for the first time, but the cats probed and looked behind Gu Suli. After confirming that there was no suspicious person following him, the greedy raccoon cat snorted coldly, "You don't dare to play tricks, meow!"

    Among the five cats, there is no doubt that this civet cat named Dahua is the most hostile towards Gu Suli. The cat is said to be an innocent and weak civet cat.

    Although Dahua has no extra friendship with the victim cat, it does not prevent it from being a little more moved because of the same coat color.

    Walking all the way, Knife Scar already understood that what I heard before were all rumors, at this time, the black and white cats took the initiative to invite them to eat, and my little brother was still murmuring cold words, making it very shameless , raised his paw and gave Dahua a paw on the back of his head: "Hurry up and eat yours, meow!"

    Dahua did not resist, saying that she was the most obedient cat under the eldest paw!

    Gurgling, cat food is delicious!

    Scar Cat was not in a hurry to eat, just let the four little brothers eat first, and stood on the side talking to Gu Suli: "You said you have something to help us, meow, tell me it is What's the matter." Knowing that I made a mistake, it is impossible to apologize, a tough guy can bleed and sweat, but he will never apologize, meow.

    Although it was very hungry and smelled the fragrance next to it, its saliva was about to come out, but the Scar cat persevered and decided to listen to the black and white cat first. If it can't help, it won't eat the cat food.

    As for the cat food eaten by the four little brothers, it will find a way to return it.

    Gu Suri naturally saw Scar Cat's bravery and admired the other party. You must know that the stray cats he encountered during this period were almost all living in a daze in accordance with his own physiological needs.

    The kind of living is just living.

    This made him involuntarily develop a more favorable impression of Scar Cat, and he wanted to make friends with him, so his original plan was re-improved, and he said: "Boss Scar, I It's because I heard Daju say that you are very loyal, will protect everyone, and don't discriminate against cats, so I always wanted to get to know you."

    Anyway, it's always right to compliment first.

    The whole body is dark, there is a scar on the face, and the body is burly, no matter how fierce the scarred cat pursed his ears and shook his whiskers a little uncomfortably. However, it can be seen from the claws that it is stepping on that the other party is in a good mood at this time.

    As long as the boss isn't chaotic and happy with violence.

    Gu Suri breathed a sigh of relief and took a more serious attitude. He talked about his stall in a few words, and then mentioned the business he had been thinking about before: "... Honeycomb, there should be more markets in our old town. I also paid attention to it along the way in the past two days. Many shops are used as warehouses in the back... Of course, these are just my thoughts. Today The place where the stall is set up is at the entrance of the Normal University, and most of the customers are college students living in the dormitory, so far no orders have been received... But if you can trust me, Mr. Scar, I will come to you for help when there is an order in the future."

    It stands to reason that this business has not yet started, Gu Suri is not willing to blow it up in advance. But it wasn't that the local snake took his younger brother halfway, so Gu Suri had no choice but to bite the bullet and make good friends with each other.

    I don't care if the business cooperation can be done in the future, at least my attitude is open. If the other party wants to beat him, then Gu Suri has no choice but to do it hard.

    In addition, there is a little more thought, that is, Gu Suri wants to have a good relationship with the stray cat brother, and then take A Xue out to play in the future, if he wants to, he can also use the name of the big brother Scar. use.

    It seems that I understand it, and it seems that the scarred cat who doesn't understand nodded solemnly with a furry face: "Meow, what you said is quite good, you have ideas, but I have to think about it, after all, there are some Humans are very bad, I can't let the cats under you work with you, and only get hurt because you let your guard down."

    Gu Suri also nodded in agreement: "Indeed, no matter whether people are good or not, any race in this world, as long as there are good ones, there are bad ones, even flowers, plants and trees are good and bad. We cannot ignore the possibility of all dangers just because of individual friendliness.”

    Scar Cat dazedly widened its cat's eyes and looked at Gu Suli. After a while, it blinked, lowered its head and raised its paw to rub its ears, and meowed sadly, "Yeah. , you're so right."

    The whiskers moved, and the scar cat looked up at Gu Suli again, and asked solemnly, "Brother, what's your name?"

    Gu Suri: "You can just call me Ali." I've already asked the name, is this what it means to make a brother? Gu Suri struck while the iron was hot and climbed along the pole: "Brother, can I call you Brother Dao in the future?"

    Scar cat meows: "Of course, we will be brothers in the future! Ali, you are the smartest cat among all the cats I have ever seen, no matter whether the business you said can work or not. , you can come to me in the future if you have anything!"

    Gu Suri was quite moved, "Okay, then I'm welcome. Since they are all brothers, if Brother Dao needs me in the future, please be sure to speak."

    When did the Scar cat enjoy such "social etiquette", even if it seems a little naive to humans, in the eyes of the Scar cat, it is really enough to move the cat.

    In the end, Gu Suri made another trip and bought another small fish and ham sausage for the five cats. Before they finished eating, even the raccoon cat, who was most hostile to Gu Suri, sincerely followed He hooked his shoulders and leaned back to match his brothers. He once snatched Gu Suri's fish and patted his chest and said that he would go to help him find the culprit cat who spread the rumors tonight, and strive to restore Gu Suri's good reputation as soon as possible. .

    "Although we are all cats, we don't pay attention to reputation or reputation, but I told you, a good reputation is also good, for example, if you have a good reputation, many female cats will come to you to marry /Woman, even a mother cat with a cub is willing to get close to you in advance, and even make you a father in advance. Hehe, what my brother told you was heartfelt meow, are you moved?"

    Gu Suri, who neither desires the power of a female cat nor can accept being a father: "..."

    I dare not move, I dare not move.

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