After I Dressed As a Stray Cat

    Although there is a lot of reluctance, after a short exchange, the person and the cat are separated and busy.

    Uncle Liu has to deal with all the things he has piled up in the shack, and even if he is just a passer-by in Jiangcheng, he is still very lucky in this short half-year life I met a lot of people who are worth going and saying goodbye at such a time.

    And Gu Suri naturally went to Axue's house to get the property of the stall. In addition, he had to re-do more serious and eye-catching advertising methods to promote business development, and about Tongji Supermarket For the cooperation proposed by the small boss, he should also seize the time to forge a reply letter from the owner of "inconvenient to travel, free for the cat".

    The things he needs to do are not complicated, but the premise is that he can have two hands.

    But he only has two claws.

      .

    So in the end Gu Suli could only continue to bite the pen with his mouth, tilt his head and slant his eyes to write.

    —Gu Suli always felt that if this continued for a long time, he would become a slanted cat sooner or later.

    There is no doubt that this kind of work efficiency is very low, and it is also accompanied by a high enough error rate. Several sheets of letter paper were written and discarded by Gu Suli. next to him, and then called Axue, who was bored on the sidelines, to kick the ball away.

    The sound of the rolling paper **** stopped, and Gu Suri, whose neck was sore, shook her ears, glanced at the paper from the corner of her eyes, and carefully wrote the last word, A Xue brought A gust of wind rushed back to him: "Ali, how long will it take to write it, meow?"

    This sentence has been asked many times by Xue, not because she disliked Gu Suri's slow movements, but because she desperately wanted to go out and play with him soon.

    It was when A Xue wanted to explore the outside world, and her master was a cat-loving daughter. As long as she went out and came back safely, Uncle Xu would be satisfied.

    Originally, Gu Suli didn't want A Xue to go with him, but he couldn't resist A Xue squeezing and licking Mao Mao, and he agreed when his head was dizzy.

    "It's done, just pack up and you can go right away." Gu Suri also breathed a sigh of relief, raised his paws to wipe off the sweat that didn't exist, and looked up at the sky outside, the sun was getting old. Taller.

    "Okay~" A Xue jumped with joy, and then happily swung her claws to pick up the paper balls: "Then I will pick up the paper balls, and we will take them out and throw them away later! "

    Ali said that he can write such things must not be known to human beings, not even the master, otherwise he will be captured. Although A Xue didn't quite understand why he would be arrested for being able to write, but Ali was so smart, he was definitely right!

    The two cats moved separately. Gu Suri hung the newly made "mouse trapping, aerial work" business promotion sign around his neck, vacated the space, and only hung a colorful woven bag with some change. Around the neck, the performance brand hangs around the neck, and finally a small plastic bag hangs around the neck.

    When he finished hanging, there was a lot of stuff on his chest, and the weight on his neck also increased. This made him think about whether he should improve his "travel equipment". It's not a problem to hang around his neck anyway, or what if he has bald hair on his neck when he hangs too much?

    Thinking about it, when A Xue picked up the paper ball and ran over, Gu Suli hurriedly tore the plastic bag open so that she could easily throw the paper ball in.

    The last paper ball, Xue, was in her mouth, and the two cats came out of the yard one after the other.

    Outside the gate of Jiangcheng Normal University.

      Came out early to forage.

    In short, the traffic is not too much, not too little.

    Axue was very curious, and because she had never been here before, she was a little uneasy, so she stretched her neck and looked around, while trying to squeeze the black and white cat honestly, Gu Suli She wondered if she wanted to ride on his back or get under his belly.

    "Ali, there are so many people here, meow, will they hit us?"

    There was something hanging around her neck, and she couldn't even turn her head to rub against the cat, so Gu Suli raised her paw and patted her head soothingly: "Don't worry, I'll keep an eye on it, people's emotions come first It will come out of the eyes, so as long as we see people with wrong eyes, we will distance ourselves in advance, and generally there will be no problem."

    Axue nodded, indicating that she had learned the same "absolute skill" again.

    As soon as the two cats appeared, they attracted the attention of everyone coming and going. Most of the college students live on the Internet, not to mention what happened at the gate of their university yesterday. The matter of meow performing arts at the entrance of the university has been brewing yesterday afternoon, and the popularity has not decreased but increased.

    In addition, yesterday afternoon, there was also the black cat sheriff who blessed the topic of "Beautiful Love" for Ai Yong and Teddy, and by night, the black and white cats quickly became the hot search list on Weibo Climbed into the top ten.

    The top ten trending searches without spending a penny, but many little stars are envious and bad.

    So even if the black and white cat is just a Chinese pastoral cat with a very ordinary cat color, it has become a net red cat in Jiangcheng in just a few days. The teachers and students of Jiangcheng Normal University It is also a matter of honor, many teachers and students who did not have time to join yesterday are very regretful.

    At this moment, when I saw the black and white cat with big bags and small bags on the neck, my eyes suddenly lit up. onlookers.

    Gu Suli had anticipated it long ago, soothed A Xue in advance, and calmly came to the position of yesterday surrounded by everyone, squatting and began to unload the things around her neck the same way.

    "Oh, look, I really want to start a new business. If it is to catch mice, it doesn't seem to be necessary for the time being, but this high-altitude operation seems a little interesting, but it seems too dangerous?"

    "Is this the heroine of a beautiful love? The sheriff's girlfriend is so beautiful, her eyes are green and green, and so clear, even more beautiful than the most beautiful jade!"

    "I'm tired of saying the word envy, really, a Chinese pastoral cat like the sheriff can marry Bai Fumei and reach the peak of meow life, why haven't a Chinese pastoral dog like me met What about my little fairy?"

    "Hahaha bullshit! Because the sheriff is a cat and you are a dog!"

     …

    The quality of the onlookers is good, laughing and laughing, but none of them rashly touch the two cats, and some people consciously queue up to spend a while.

    At the beginning, facing strangers surrounded by faces with various expressions, Axue was still a little afraid of the various mobile phones these people held out, but fortunately, she has good adaptability, and she Gu Suli has absolute trust. After seeing Gu Suli interacting with these people peacefully for a while, Axue gradually calmed down and tried to help Gu Suli.

    With Asue's help, Gu Suli is indeed much more relaxed.

    Axue is a smart cat. She learned to recognize money after only a few teachings of numbers. When Gu Suli was busy performing, Axue was there to help collect the money. In this situation, Gu Suri only needs to meow at the side and tell me how much money to take, and Axue can accurately find it and give it to the other party.

    I found out that the subject of the black cat sheriff was doing the cashier work in a decent manner, and the onlookers were naturally amazed for a while.

    "Looks like the smart cats are playing together."

    "The master will teach."

    Everyone thinks that the black cat sheriff and his target were taught by a master, because they have seen black and white cats who are versatile, intelligent and spiritual before, and now another white cat will recognize money and ask for money , Naturally, I don't think there is any surprise, and it is very natural to accept them one by one.

    As soon as the two cats were busy, they were busy until almost twelve o'clock. Seeing that the traffic was getting bigger and bigger, more and more people came to shoot videos because of their fame, and the quality of the crowd became messy.

    A young man with red-dyed hair and ripped jeans and a shiny face squeezed in, holding a selfie stick in one hand and reaching out to the two cats, shouting: "Old Tie Let's take a look, this is the famous net red cat black cat sheriff in Jiangcheng these two days, take a look, this business is quite good, the basin is full."

    At first Gu Suri thought that the other party was raising his hand in this direction, but he didn't expect the other party to go straight to Axue carelessly, and said, "This white The cat looks good and looks like a little girl, I'll show it to everyone."

    Is it worth it?

    Gu Suli was furious, she was still doing a rabbit hopping action, and without thinking, she kicked her hind legs and rushed over. A Xue was still bowing her head to collect the money. Because of the noisy voice, she didn't pay attention to the red-haired man's behavior for a while. She didn't react until Gu Suri jumped over and hung it on the red-haired man's arm, and she was shocked immediately.

    The red-haired man didn't expect the black and white cat to suddenly pounce and hurt people, and he was also startled, and subconsciously threw his hand, Gu Suli had some scruples and did not pop out his sharp nails , was thrown by the red-haired man and flew out, and rolled on the ground several times before stopping.

    The whole process was too sudden because the red-haired man stretched out his hand to pick up the cat, and it was only at this time that he reacted, and they stepped forward and pulled the red-haired man away.

    "How is the cat? Is there any injury?"

    "How can this person be like this! Too much!"

    "It's shameless to move your hands and feet when you come up!"

    "When he tried to squeeze in just now, I felt that this person was too unqualified, but I didn't expect to be so shameless."

    "The forest is really big and there are all kinds of birds!"

    "This person was exposed on the Internet! Seeing him holding a selfie stick, it must be an unknown little anchor who deliberately came to touch our black cat sheriff, it's too hateful!"

    Emotional young male classmates even stood out one after another, slapped the red-haired man with their chests, and surrounded him with eyes and sleeves, it seemed that they could be irritated to the point of violence at any time Start a gang fight.

    On the other side, Gu Suri seemed to have fallen hard, but in fact, he was prepared and rolled on the ground just to release his strength. Except for the dust on his body, he was not injured.

    A Xue chased after him in a panic and kept hitting him with her head: "Ali, Ali, are you all right, meow? Does it hurt meow?"

    Gu Suri stood up, shook her fur, and licked her white forehead: "It's okay, don't worry, I just scare him, I'm ready before he shakes his hand ."

    Axue sniffed around him, making sure she didn't smell the odor of injury, and then she cupped her head against his belly, making sure there was no problem, so I was relieved, but still He was so frightened that he forgot about the money for a long time, and then turned into squeezing him as he did at the beginning: "That human is good or bad, bullying the cat."

    Actually, she wanted to ask if we could go home soon, and it would be safe when we got home. But Axue also knew that earning money was a very important thing to Gu Suli.

    It's a pity that she doesn't have a lot of money, otherwise she can give it all to Ali, so that Ali doesn't have to take risks to earn money.

    Axue lowered her head in despair, her ears twitched.

    Since he dared to hold out his hand in the face of public anger, it is obvious that the red-haired man had expected it, and he was not afraid of the current situation, but continued to be arrogant: "What are you doing? Do you want to beat people? Believe me or not Call the police and arrest you all!"

    "What? It's just a cat, what's wrong with scratching it? Isn't it only a dollar for a touch? It's not that I don't have money, I can't give a dollar if I touch it!"

    "You are chasing guests for the black cat sheriff. It's all your fault if he has no customers and can't make money in the future!"

    This kind of scum who is clearly not bound by morality, the general public really can't do anything about him, and one by one, they are **** off.

    The red-haired man was triumphant, and he was photographed with a mobile phone with a slap in the face and smiled and asked him to be photographed handsomely: "I deliberately photographed ugly, but I want to appeal that you have violated my portrait rights. ?"

    How can there be such a person? Pooh!

    Looking at the tender-faced schoolboys and schoolgirls, they blushed and had thick necks, but there was nothing he could do about them. The red-haired man was even more proud. How many fans can Bo get.

    In contemporary society, black and red are also red. There are thousands of Internet celebrity anchors, and very few can emerge. In this case, it is all kinds of show/operations that can make people stand out.

    Since seeing the video and the popularity of this black and white cat on the Internet yesterday, the red-haired man pondered over and over again all night, while jealous that a cat was more popular than him, while scolding the group Netizens are simply sick. An anchor like him, who is talented and handsome, is not a fan, but one by one is holding a cat's stinky feet! The key is that this cat is still a local cat!

    Too annoying!

    Facts have proved that no matter what age, it is all starving and timid. Seeing that everyone's eyes are shifted from the two cats to himself, the red-haired man feels unprecedented satisfaction.

    "Cough, sir, did you want to stretch your hand into the black cat sheriff's money basin?" A young man in a police uniform scratched his index finger embarrassedly On his cheeks, he said something completely inconsistent with his expression: "It's a punishment, blatant robbery, and live broadcast while robbery, you are..."

    The young man compares his thumbs, the meaning is self-evident.

    Another middle-aged man in casual clothes slapped his thumb off with a slap in the face, frowned with a serious face and said to the man: "Sorry sir, you may need to come with us Take a trip. Don't be nervous, this is just a routine inquiry and investigation. We will strictly check the nearby surveillance video and your recent activity. As long as there is evidence that your behavior just now is not a robbery, we will send you out soon. "

    Huh? !

    This is a godsend! Who would have thought? ! The screenwriters of dog-blooded urban dramas dare not write like this!

    The indignant onlookers were stunned, and the red-haired man was also stunned. The only difference was that the onlookers applauded after they were stunned. Robbery Meow Meow!

    "I said why he suddenly reached out to pick up the cat instead of the black cat sheriff. After all, no matter how you look at it, if you want to rub the heat, you should rub against our sheriff!"

     "That's right, when I look back now, his hands seemed to be grabbing money, and he didn't want to carry a cat as he said."

    "Really! Whoever is carrying a cat would be in that position!" The person who spoke also gestured with his own hand to prove the credibility of his speech.

      A scheming man, it's terrifying!"

    Everyone nodded in agreement with this conclusion.

    The redhead almost believed it.

    Red-haired man: "???" I believe you are evil! Are you poisonous!

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