After I Dressed As a Stray Cat

    The attempt at the police station gate was successful.

    Although the flow of people is not as good as that of Normal University, the actual willingness to consume is very high. Not only the people in the police station were eager to watch the consumption, but even the shop owners in this street came to hear the news one after another.

    Gu Suri observed it carefully and found that almost 8 out of 10 people came forward to consume it in person.

    Very good.

    It has a stable income and is not afraid of people with corrupt morals to bully the cat. The most important thing is not to be afraid of the cat being chased by the city officials. After Gu Suri unilaterally announced that this will be his fixed booth!

    Wait around two o'clock, the people in the police station all went back to work one after another, and the shop owners also went back to guard the shop, only occasionally a few pedestrians passed by, Gu Suli stuck out her tongue and greeted A Xue to close the stall.

    "I ran two places today, thank you for your hard work, Xue."

    I originally wanted to bring A Xue out to play, but who knew that I almost encountered salty pig hands, and even went to two places to set up stalls, and I didn’t play enough to say, A Xue still kept playing Gu Suli felt guilty for helping out.

      , you sit down for a while, I can take care of this with a cat."

    "Axue, you are so kind."

    A Xue raised her beard with a smile and looked up at him: "Ali is better."

    Gu Suri came up childishly and rubbed over to emphasize: "Xue is the best."

    “Meow, Ali is super good!”

    "Axue is the best in the world!"

    Axue thought for a while, but she couldn't think of a word more powerful than "world" for a while, Gu Suri proudly erected her black tail into a flagpole, only the tip of the tail was slightly raised: "Axue is not only the best in the world, but also the best in the entire universe."

    Axue puffed out her beard and bumped him with her body. It was a small bully. Gu Suli didn't care either, she was happy when she was hit, the tiredness just now disappeared, and she was busy with the tools for setting up the stall around her neck again.

    At the same time, he was still sighing in his heart. After becoming a cat, his energy is really strong. No wonder so many cats on the Internet dance in the middle of the night!

    Frightened and tired, Gu Suli felt that he was sorry for not spending a good time. It happened that the VIP card pet clinic given by Team Zhang was on this street. Gu Suri simply took A Xue to step on it to get familiar with it, and by the way, enjoy a cat and horse killing chicken together.

    Bathing, blowing hair, deworming inside and outside the body, basic physical examination, and finally a can of big-name canned cat food, the black cat sheriff said yes after enjoying it!

      The oil shines brightly, and the dog's eyes are so white that it blinds the dogs, and the dogs that I meet on the road all show envy and yearning eyes.

    "It's amazing, this is the first time I've come to the pet shop to take a bath by myself." A Xue is still reminiscing about everything just now, and feels that today's experience can completely overturn what she just established last night" The most unforgettable day in a cat's life."

    Gu Suri is also very satisfied with the staff of this pet clinic. She did not treat them perfunctorily because no owner followed them, and at the same time, she did not touch them with excessive enthusiasm, and always maintained To the extent they soothe like.

    Of course, it is not ruled out that it is very likely that Team Zhang and the others specially explained it when they applied for the card.

    In short, today was a surprise, and a great harvest, which is worth celebrating!

    "Axue, let's go to the supermarket to buy something for Uncle Xu and Uncle Liu as a gift." Gu Suli still hasn't forgotten that she still has to reply to the little boss.

    A Xue naturally had no objection, the two cats flung their paws and ran briskly towards the Tongji supermarket.

    The alley across from Tongji Supermarket.

    The big orange cat waited until its eyes drooped into triangular eyes, just when it suspected that the black and white cat was deliberately avoiding the "bodyguard fee" that it said yesterday - a ham sausage , the figures of two cats, one black and one white, finally appeared in its field of vision.

    "Meow!"

    Gu Suli only felt that the evil wind was coming, and the next second he was crushed to the ground by a heavy object. He thought that he had encountered a meow who was blocking the road and robbing him again. He opened his mouth and shook his head to bite, but when he bit the opponent's ear and was about to exert force, he could see who was throwing himself on him.

    When it became clear that the cat who tortured him was a big orange, Gu Suli, who had the last payment yesterday, felt guilty and let go, turned over on his legs and got up, shaking With fur all over his body, he muttered, "Daju, what are you doing to pounce on me, you almost made me die young."

    "Meow, you scumbag cat! I thought you absconded with the money." The big orange cat was very dissatisfied, and stood up straight to face Gu Suli and meow. spit out.

    Gu Suri raised her claws to wipe the sweat: "It's alright, alright, just a little drizzle, as for absconding?"

    Axue's little daughter-in-law was beside her and helped Gu Suri lick her hair again. From the first time she licked her hair, Axue seemed to like to help more and more.

    The big orange cat who waited until the flowers withered looked so ticklish, I really wanted to beat this guy hard!

    可是想想对方兜里能买食物的钱，大橘猫勾起右爪舔了舔，心里暗暗琢磨套麻袋揍猫而不被发现身份的可能性。

    In ten minutes.

    The big orange cat who got an extra can of cat can eat it without raising its head, while chewing on the ham and patting Gu Suri with its tail, with such an affectionate face, he almost knelt down and screamed Mom.

    Gu Suri disliked it so much that she moved her paws, moved to the side and huddled with A Xue, and talked about whether Uncle Xu and Uncle Liu liked the gifts they chose.

    Gu Suli chose very practical personal daily necessities for Uncle Liu. I saw that Uncle Liu’s towels were washed and rotted into cloth, so I just bought him a new towel this time. I also bought an electric shaver for Uncle Liu.

    In this way, Uncle Liu can pack himself up and return to his hometown in a decent way.

    Uncle Xu lacked everything, A Xue chose to choose, and finally chose a rather retro handkerchief, blue and white plaid, with only two small white daisies embroidered in the corner.

    The things in the supermarket are naturally not very delicate, but in A Xue's opinion, this handkerchief is already very good-looking. The owner has an old blue and white plaid shirt of the same style, which is worn every summer. , Xue hopes that when this summer really arrives, when the owner wears this old short-sleeved shirt again, he can just match it with the handkerchief he gave.

    One black and one white meowing there, the big orange cat shook its ears, expressing that he did not understand these two meows with sick brains. What are you spending money on those things for? What a waste of money you can't eat or use!

    After eating a ham sausage, the big orange cat squatted there contentedly and began to lick its paws and wash its face, while thinking in his heart how to fool the old black and bring it to make money together.

      .

      Black mother it is also happy.

    With the thought of "recognizing the godmother", the big orange cat did not leave after eating the ham this time, but excused himself not to open the can, and needed help when he was hungry and wanted to eat. The excuse was Gu Suli, "Anyway, I don't have a fixed bed to sleep in. I'll rub against you tonight. It just so happens that I can see how your cat is doing outside."

    The big orange cat pretended to be the big brother: "Oh, meow, old black, you don't know that your cat has been out for the night these few days, brother I am so worried that I can't sleep every night. Look, I've lost sleep until I start to lose my hair!"

    If it was just wearing it, Gu Suri would probably have been fooled by the appearance of the big orange cat, but now? cut~

    Gu Suri just moved away in disgust, and ruthlessly exposed it: "It's summer soon, which cat doesn't start shedding hair? Don't rub my hair on me!"

    As soon as he finished speaking, A Xue, who was walking beside him, exclaimed in a low voice: "Meow, Ali, do you see if I'm starting to lose my hair too?!"

    "Let me see!" The black and white cat rubbed over and looked and looked, looked and looked, and finally licked his lips and came to the conclusion: "Well, it started to fall, but It's not very powerful, I'll give you a rub and it'll be clean."

    Rao is as thick-skinned as a big orange cat and will be shocked by this blatant double standard.

    Finally arrived at the gate of Axue's house, this time Gu Suri didn't visit the host's house again, but sent Axue in and put the stall tools, then said goodbye to Axue, and told Mr. The orange cat embarked on the journey back to the bridge hole together.

    On the quiet bluestone road, the black and white cat has a colorful woven bag and a small plastic bag with things hanging around its neck, and a small plastic bag is also squeezed around the neck of the chubby big orange cat. There was a can of cat food in the bag, and it clacked as he walked.

    "Old Hei, when did you and the little female cat have cubs? Why do I smell that you haven't mated/mated yet?"

      Exchange breath.

    This made him very puzzled and puzzling, and deeply felt that these two brain-sick cats were unreasonable.

    Gu Suri was thinking with the regular noise on his neck about how to follow up with the bosses who have the intention of placing an order for the mouse trapping business today. Hearing this, he suddenly stumbled on his left paw The right paw, the chin crooked under the foot, hit the ground, and a cat gnawed the soil.

    "Meow! You, what are you talking about!"

    Gu Suri was so frightened that she was so frightened that she couldn't even get up, she was so shocked that her eyes widened and her beard exploded, "Who, who, who wants to pay... Bah! Who! It's about to give birth!"

      Cubs with other cats?" And then you provide food and shelter? Xi Daddy is not so happy!

    This question really made Gu Suri ask him. He wanted to say that he and A Xue were friends, and it was the big orange cat who saw sex. But following the words of the big orange cat, I imagined A Xue kissing me and giving birth to cubs with other cats. Gu Suri felt that all the hair on his body was about to explode. It was hard to imagine, and it was also hard to accept.

    This made him ponder.

    At this moment, a white-yellow-gray cat jumped down from a nearby tree. The other party seemed to be confused by the situation of the two cats below, but he quickly aimed at the black and white cat .

     Walking a few steps here, Sanhua Mao invited Gu Suli: "I heard that you are very good, meow, you can earn money to buy food and catch fish, I will give you a baby Cub, you can just catch three fish for me."

    After he finished speaking, he turned around, his **** was facing Gu Suli's direction, his hind legs were slightly kicked, and he was in a push-up position. At the same time, he urged: "Hurry up, I'm hungry!"

    Gu Suli turned to the big orange cat with a stiff neck, and the big orange cat cast an envious look.

    In a few seconds.

    There was a shrill cat screaming in the alley, and the nearby residents looked out of the window, wondering if there was another cat fighting.

    "Hey, the weather is getting warmer, and the cats are about to give birth to cubs. A group of male cats can't wait to play a dog's brain."

    A resident felt this way.

    The author has this to say:

    Di-Sanhua cat sent an invitation to give birth to a cub, do you accept it?

    Big orange cat with claws and claws: Is there such a good thing? sour sour meow

    Gu Maomao screamed as if his tail had been stepped on: Meow! !

    Q: Daju, why are you kneeling down to call mother instead of father?

    Big Orange Cat: Meow? Why are you kneeling and calling Dad? Isn't this intentionally humiliating each other meow? After all, no cat can be sure that he is a cat's father, but mother absolutely can!

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