After I Dressed As a Stray Cat

    In the age of network information, everything seems to be getting faster.

    People's life is fast paced, emotional experience is fast, the ups and downs of some large traffic on the Internet also seem to be sitting on a monkey, some large traffic became popular overnight, and some large traffic The car overturned overnight and disappeared.

      However, maybe this person climbed the wall and ran to the others with the same enthusiasm and the same lines.

    However, in the past week, the popularity of Jiangcheng's net red cat Heimao Sheriff has continued to rise.

    Although some of the traffic and attention have been divided by other net red pets, for Jiangcheng people, the black cat sheriff is definitely special to them. Many Jiangcheng people have spontaneously become Sheriff Black Cat's tap water. Whenever you see videos or pictures related to Sheriff Black Cat on the Internet, you don't have to think about it, just like and forward it without hesitation.

    At noon this day, netizens who had a short break took out their mobile phones and started surfing the Internet in their fragmented time.

    At first I saw the Weibo posting the video under the banner of Jiangcheng Net Red Cat Black Cat Sheriff, and everyone didn't believe it, after all, there are so many strange things on the Internet, and wonderful things can be seen everywhere. There are not no people who make money from this popularity.

    So even if the avatar of this account is a photo of a black and white cat standing upright with a concave shape of a tree next to it, everyone will only consider it to be stolen from somewhere, and even more directly P One is also very common.

    However, after waiting for people to be bored, they found out that the video posted by this blogger seems to be a new development of the black cat sheriff!

    In the past two days, many people have casually photographed the black cat sheriff passing by on the street and posted it on the Internet. The cat walking on the bluestone road, the black-and-white cat and the **** cat with a scar on the face, sitting opposite to each other with their tails on their tails, as if they were having a serious conversation...

    Because of a video of a black cat sheriff and his daughter-in-law setting up a stall at the gate of the police station, a group of uniformed police officers enthusiastically watched the video of active consumption, the black and white cat's "Black Cat Sheriff" "The name has become more and more stable.

    Yesterday, many shop owners in Jiangcheng uploaded a wonderful picture of the black cat sheriff and his "subordinates" chasing and blocking mice, and the cats in the picture gradually became familiar to netizens .

    Especially the **** cat with scars, who was majestic and brave in the video to hunt mice, and was promoted to the best partner of the black cat sheriff, "Black Cat Squad Leader".

    "Cat Cat Rat Team" has also become a hot topic in the top 50 searched list.

      Or the black and white cats in the video don't do anything special, and netizens are not sure that the black cat sheriff in the photo is really.

    Gradually, words such as "spiritual", "peculiar" and "cats that are not like cats" have become the unique labels of the black cat sheriff.

      The cat inexplicably revealed the momentum of a big guy shopping.

    —Mighty and solemn.

    The background sound is also selected very imposingly. It is the superstar of the chaotic times of the Young and Dangerous series. Accompanied by the steps of several old cats from the Cat Cat and Mouse Brigade, the whole picture seems to be shooting blockbuster.

    At the end of the video, the black and white cat turned his head to look at the camera, his cool eyes seemed to say: What sand sculptures are you looking at, so hurry up!

    Very good, the cat that doesn't look like a cat, right.

    There are several cats around, although there is no "black cat squad leader", the other members of the mouse trapping team are all there.

    It's the latest video of Sheriff Black Cat!

    The text matched with the video is: Hello everyone, I am a partner authorized by the owner of the black cat sheriff. In the future, I will bring you more daily sharing about the black cat sheriff.

    Looks good.

    But netizens who are accustomed to being deceived are habitually suspicious.

    Some people swipe it, some follow it, and some people follow it with suspicion.

    The new account fans are climbing little by little.

    At this time, Tong Nian, who hurriedly used mobile phone editing software to create a "promotional video" and uploaded it to the social platform, did not pay attention to it anymore. Facing the empty street below, even if the war had not yet happened, he still did not dare to make the slightest sound, for fear of ruining the big event planned by Sheriff Black Cat and the others.

    In fact, after coming out with the black cat sheriff today, Tong Nian has photographed enough material, after all, today the black cat sheriff has done a lot of facts.

    It's another meeting, another meeting, another gathering, and another going to the "wife"'s house to dress up.

    At the same time, he also probably guessed what the Black Cat Sheriff and the others were going to do.

    Because I am going to start a career and pursue my dream from a cat, Tong Nian has been paying attention to the cats in the vicinity recently, and also knows that there is a large gray-yellow tabby cat in the urban village. Pet cats have hate plots, not only will they kill cats, but even small pet dogs have encountered its poisonous hands many times.

    Perhaps at first, Tong Nian thought that the cats were just hanging out and playing together, but along the way, he found that the black cat sheriff waited for the cats to wait cautiously until it got dark before heading towards the urban village. Going forward silently, Tong Nian came up with such an absurd conjecture in his heart.

    —The black cat sheriff and other cats are trying to sneak in and lead the cat out.

    It's getting dark.

    The night is getting darker.

    Most of the villages in the city are migrant workers. They are regarded as "slums" in Jiangcheng. There are no prosperous neon lights after nightfall. The residents either go to bed early or have already left for night shifts.

    On the deserted street, the crisp and pleasant copper bells in the daytime seemed to become harsh.

    Pin—

    Pin—

    Pin—

    Like a pebble thrown into a calm lake, the bell swayed through layers of invisible sound waves on the silent, late-night streets.

    The gray-yellow tabby cat, who was resting briefly on a tree on the edge of the urban village area, suddenly raised its head, shook its ears, and stared deep and dark in the direction from which the ringtone came.

    The **** cats that came to their mouths flew last night. Even if they seriously injured the nosy Scar cat next door, Heihu was still in a bad mood.

    In the past few days, because it killed a purebred pet cat that was deeply loved by the owner, all cats did not dare to appear easily during the day.

    Black Tiger doesn't care about this, but he still knows that he has no chance of winning against humans.

    So during the day it rests in the abandoned utility room, recharged and ready to go to the next site tonight to teach the hypocritical Scar cat a lesson of blood, which is also a kind of temptation .

    Test whether the guy is dead, what are the attitudes of other stray cats, and whether it can expand its own territory...

    It is hiding in the tree now to find out how the stray cat in the alley across the street is reacting. Unlike it, the hypocritical Scar cat on the opposite side is keen to do good deeds for cats, and is accompanied by four stupid cats who have been deceived by its hypocrisy, and will personally or arrange for the four stupid cats to take cats on patrol at night.

    Scar cat was injured last night, and tonight four idiot cats will definitely lead the patrol. At that time, it can ambush one by one and destroy each one, as long as the four idiots loyal to the scar cat are killed The cat is solved, other stray cats are not a problem.

    But...

    The bell was shaking again, making it distracted. The black tiger stood up from the top of the tree, silently jumped down from the tree, and touched it all the way.

    However, it would be nice to have a little **** snack to move your muscles and bones before the battle.

    Is there any tragic past under the black tiger's extreme hatred for pet cats?

    Oh, no, of course not.

    As a black tiger who grew up in the fields and mountains, and then wandered into Jiangcheng, for the group of black tigers that were raised and played as toys by humans, even as cats, they were born to be able to catch mice It has completely forgotten its nature, and can even make friends with mice and stinky dogs. It has only profound contempt and contempt.

    When it thinks about it, since this group of waste idiots has forgotten that they are a cat, then of course it wants to fulfill them, it treats them as prey, as a toy, as a meow It is natural to call the mouse to hunt and kill.

    As for the other stray cats it occasionally kills?

    Meow, it doesn't matter if you kill too many pet cats.

    The guy who wears a bell on his body to reveal his whereabouts doesn't know how stupid and ignorant he is. The black tiger yawned casually, and a pair of pointed canine teeth looked miserable and cold in the occasional car lights.

    Squatting in the shadow of a tree canopy at the top of the wall. The black tiger looked down and saw the stupid cat wearing a bell. It turned out to be a local cat. Its hair was really smooth and smooth. It was obviously not of expensive blood, but it was dressed up as "beautiful".

    —Pink crochet lace collar with a delicate flower-shaped bell under the collar and a small cat-paw-shaped tag beside the bell.

    According to what I have seen and heard in the past, the black tiger knows that the name of the cat and the owner's contact information should be written on the small tag.

    Oh, human, do you think this will allow the waste cat to return safely after leaving the greenhouse?

    How naive.

    Unhappy, the black tiger decided to kill the waste cat and then hung its body with the tag around its neck and hung it on the street to let those loving humans bite it The tattered news of death was sent to its owner.

    That must be fun.

    Thinking about how to deal with it, the black tiger's mood improved a little, and his eyes were fixed on the black and white tiger who was still ignorant of danger under the wall. The cat cat, the front paws bent down, the hind legs stepped on it, and entered a state of power storage.

    Wearing the collar borrowed from Axue, Gu Suri tried his best to restrain his subconsciously wanting to turn his ears back, and at the same time raised his vigilance, his eyes fixed on the side and front, in charge of supervising the movements of the black tiger , and sent him a signal in time for the big ash.

    Finally!

     Da Hui swiped his raised claw down!

    Gu Suli's whole cat rolled to the side in a panic, pretending to be struggling to avoid the culling from above, and rolled a few times on the spot, turning back and giving Heihu a panic-stricken look , then turned around and ran away, screaming, "Meow-meow-help meow!"

    Black Tiger hesitated, but finally caught up.

    I was scared to death just now, meow!

    Ali is too fake!

    But no matter what, the black tiger has already been led over, and Da Hui hastily adjusted his route and followed him covertly all the way.

    The author has this to say:

    PS: Halo, I set the wrong date, I don’t know why it skips to the next month’s date

    Gu Suri: Meow, why am I responsible for lure the enemy into the depths?

    Spend a little [pretend innocent]: Because you brought it up, meow.

    Dapi [pointing and pointing]: Because your hair is prettier than ours.

    Da Hui [righteous]: Because you have a groomed sponsored cat.

    Dahua [sincere doubt]: Why do you think there are other cats besides you to lure the enemy?

    Gu Suri:  …

    PS: If you think this article is okay, can you ask for a favorite? There are also many concluding articles in the column, and there are too many romances between the male lead and the female lead~

    "Black Cat Squad Leader" corresponds to the Black Cat Sheriff's assistant "White Cat Squad Leader", who is called Scar Cat is a black cat, but the white cat is like A Xue Little cute meow. Because I have to save a lot of manuscripts and prepare to participate in the weekend activities of next month, I will not update them twice these days.