After I Dressed As a Stray Cat

    Ten minutes of action, ten hours of planning.

    As the central leader of this plan to eradicate the tyrant, Gu Suri was exhausted, and fell asleep from the rising sun to the Golden Wurst. When he opened his eyes, he was stunned by snow-white eyes, his neck shrank back, and with a blink of an eye, Gu Suli could see clearly, it turned out that A Xue Tuan was beside him and the whole cat was about to get into his arms, and the neck was just right. pressed on his face.

    Gu Suli relaxed. However, A Xue, who was overlapping with him, still woke up. Before opening his eyes, he rubbed his face against his face. When he felt comfortable, he yawned, and then opened his mouth to wash his face.

    Gu Suri: "..."

    In fact, there is no need for such a meow.

    I have turned this action into a habit into my soul, and I don't know how much A Xue likes to lick his hair.

      The one who licked was not convinced of his weak position, and a few furries on the spot could make a dog's brain.

    A cat licking another cat's fur represents both ownership and "I'm the boss".

    Gu Suri herself has careful thoughts about Axue, but she doesn't dare to be narcissistic enough to think that Axue treats him like that, after all, when Axue shows that she likes to lick his hair Knowing each other in less than a day.

    So he only thinks Axue wants to be his boss.

    Gu Suri raised her claws and turned over, raising her neck to reveal her soft belly, grunting in her throat, pursing her ears and enjoying Axue's licking.

    Forget it, she likes it.

      Gu Suri's neck, imitating a hunting posture.

    Gu Suri raised her head and lowered her eyes, seeing that she was having a good time, she scratched her paws twice, kicked her hind legs in the air, tilted her head back, rolled her eyes, her tongue A spit, "Ah, I was bitten to death."

    "Haha, Ali, you are so funny, meow." Axue let go, licked it, put her paws on the black and white cat's chest, raised her head to look at him.

    Gu Suli leaned back and scratched the tip of her snow-white ears with her paws, lazily reciting the advertising slogan: "If you have fun, play more."

    The two cats were fighting in the nest for a while, then Uncle Xu shouted and told them to come out for dinner quickly.

    "I saw from the owner's phone what you guys did last night." Axue rubbed Gu Suli and walked out, "Ali, did you really kill that bad cat? ?"

    "Well," Gu Suli steadied her footsteps, preventing her from swaying, "until this morning, we were all taking over the Black Tiger's site in the urban village."

    Axue widened her eyes and asked curiously, "Can we play over there after that, meow?"

    Gu Suli smiled and turned her head to arch her head: "Yes, I'll take you to play tonight."

    A Xue threw her claws and meowed happily: "Okay meow~Ali is the best meow~"

    Night.

    A Xue not only went to the urban village she had never set foot in, but also witnessed the integration of the urban village into the old courtyard alley.

    Scar cat is still in the pet clinic. Originally, according to its meaning, I hoped to spend some big skin and wait for the cat to support Gu Suli's upper position and take over the urban village site, but Gu Suli never became a Cat boss ideas.

    He is naturally qualified to be, compared to other cats, he is also capable, but Gu Suri has seriously thought about it, that is not the life he wants.

    Once you become the boss of stray cats, you must shoulder the corresponding responsibilities, and stray cats are aggressive and aggressive, each boss is appointed after defeating the previous boss.

    This means that as long as he becomes the cat boss, what awaits him is constantly being challenged and fighting by cats with different ambitions, and the results of the fight are only two.

    Either defeated, seriously wounded or killed. Either win, continue to be the cat boss and continue to accept the challenge until he goes to the former ending.

    Even if she is dressed as a cat with a human soul, Gu Suli still wants a life that is rich, stable and plain.

    Now he just wants to manage his own business well, and then catch up with the cat he likes, so that he can spend this life peacefully with A Xue'an, that's enough.

    Compared to Scar Cat, Gu Suri's eloquence is naturally very good. After analyzing it like this, it takes a while to wait for the cat to have the same mind. Scar Cat doesn't know about it at all At that time, the two sites were combined into one, making Scar Cat the cat boss with the largest site in Jiangcheng's history.

    "When we pick up the boss tomorrow, will the boss really be pleasantly surprised?" Before coming, Huadian, who had been properly explained by the face-lifting order with the scarred cat ears, didn't know why, I feel a little nervous in my heart.

    Gu Suli continued to fool: "Of course, and a good boss like Brother Dao, have you met before?"

    The cats shook their heads honestly.

    Gu Suri nodded: "So, it is best for Brother Dao to be our boss, even if there are other cats who want to challenge Brother Dao's boss status in the future, it's fine to compete in a fair and peaceful handover. I have to be bitten to death like before, I am the first Ali to refuse!"

    The four cats with a little bit of big skin were the first to respond.

    "Yes! I don't agree either!"

    So the next day, the Scar cat was picked up and returned to the unfinished building, and accepted a group of unfamiliar stray cats to "see you". After learning that he lived in the hospital, he expanded the site. Cats are dumbfounded.

    "The black cat sheriff is a boy, so the male lead channel should be selected. He is so sweet with his wife, um, the male lead romance." Tong Nian typed on the keyboard on the computer, "Set , it must not be too realistic, let's see which hot frequency is..."

    "Ah, fantasy romance. Now that there are so many rebirths through time travel, it's been a classic for more than ten years, so I just wrote about a human soul dressed as a stray cat."

    Referring to the law of Shuangwen, beauty, strong and miserable, it is best for the male protagonist to be in a particularly bad situation at the beginning.

    Tong Nian rubbed his chin, and decisively added a setting to his male protagonist that he was dying and sick.

      The second is to write like a god, and the keyboard slams. More than half of the full text outline is drawn out in an hour. The specific plot is also full of a lot, and it is enough for him to write 100,000 words visually.

    But first of all, he has to write about 10,000 words of content, because he has to make sure that he can pass the signature this time and officially become a signed author of Lujiang.com..... .

    On social platforms, Tong Nian not only registered the special work account of Sheriff Black Cat on Weibo, but also updated videos synchronously on other online platforms such as B Yinxueshan Wandu.

    --the messenger of justice, the black cat sheriff, who can both act and strategize, has begun to show up at the gate of the police station with his little daughter-in-law.

    Recovering a quiet and peaceful city life after the vigor and vitality, the attraction and healing power brought by this special feeling is irresistible to every Chinese.

    The black cat sheriff is completely mad.

    He is no longer a net red cat who is novel but still classified as "cute pet" on the Internet. Through the video, netizens not only recognized his wisdom and wisdom, but also witnessed his restlessness It belongs to the "Black/Dao Rush" career of "Cat Road Boss". After this battle, this black and white Chinese pastoral cat seems to have an independent intelligent soul equal to human beings.

    Someone deliberately moved the video to foreign YouTube, and foreign netizens said that China is really a magical country.

    "Even a cat can use Sun Tzu's art of war and thirty-six tactics!"

    "Maybe it's a Kung Fu cat?"

    "Seriously, I suddenly want to own a Chinese pastoral cat, because I will feel very secure with such a cat [thinking.jpg]"

    "I knew it! The Chinese pastoral cat is really smarter and more spiritual than other cats! The old cat in my uncle's house is the Chinese pastoral cat! God testifies that I did not lie! That cat Saved my uncle, twice! Ha!"

    "Looks like, dare I say, the cats got the script [funny.jpg]"

    Of course, there has never been a lack of Chinese blacks in the world.

    Some people firmly believe that this group of cats besieging a poor kitten is wanton slaughtering life, this is a group of demon cats, just like the Chinese.

    Someone took a funny emoji to the "Virgin" to popularize what the poor kitten that was wantonly massacred did, there are pictures and the truth, Chinese people don't lie to foreign countries people.

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    Gu Suri did not know what kind of discussion his video caused on the Internet, nor did he know that Tong Nian took a few turns from an old classmate to know the controversy caused by the tubing, and then decided that he would be caught on the tubing. Shang also started an account management, and at this moment, he was escorting silly cat William home with Huadian.

    The succession of the cat force in the urban village happened only in a short period of time, and the consequences of the previous black tiger's wanton killing of the cat's life still exist.

    The man who fell out of favor summoned other owners who either hated cats or had cats killed like him to catch cats in the urban village whenever they had time, whether it was A stray cat is a cat that someone else feeds and accidentally comes out to play with.

    After they are caught, they will not be handed over to the stray animal shelter for unified treatment, but will be directly buried alive or trampled to death.

    This situation is complicated.

    Because the law gives them the right to deal with stray cats and dogs, as for morality, there is no moral shackles for those who can already do such things.

    Gu Suri also had no choice but to arrange cats to follow the extreme humans. Once the other party has the intention of going out to kill cats, he will immediately notify other cats to hide.

    At the same time, they also strive for the sympathy and favorability of other humans.

    Sending William the British Shorthair home is the beginning.

    Cough, of course, Gu Suri did not deny that he actually had the idea of ​​developing new business incidentally.

    For example, if someone's pet is lost, who is more likely to find these lost cats, dogs, birds, birds, snakes and snakes? Of course, the cats wandering around the city like ghosts at night!

    So after the location of his home was finally determined based on William's hard memory, Gu Suli wrote another listing for himself, with a few big characters on it: Help find lost pets.

    The following is the details written in small font: The price is favorable, if you are interested, you can contact Mr. Tong, Tel: 157****3214.

    The contact person is naturally Tong Nian, and the phone number is also his. Anyone who wants to find a lost pet can contact Tong Nian, and then Tong Nian will forward the photo and detailed description of the lost pet to the Gu Suri waits for the cat.

    For this reason, Gu Suri specially set up a "Cat Detective Agency" in advance, and the president ordered the big orange cat who has been following his buttocks recently and begging for his thighs.

    The big orange cat thought that it was his dedication to the idea, but in fact, Gu Suli took a fancy to its active cat and cat communication circle and its slickness when she saw cats speak cat words and dogs speak dog words Temperament, I believe it walks outside, even if it faces other cats and dogs that are not easy to mess with, it will be able to evacuate safely.

    Zhang Xia is a full-time cartoonist. He started drawing cartoons on the Internet when he was in high school. When he graduated from college, he went directly to his hometown Jiangcheng to buy a set of large flats, and then raised a silly British Short-tailed cat to accompany yourself.

    But Zhang Xia is in a bad mood these days.

    Because her stupid cat suddenly became smart, she actually opened the toilet window that she forgot to lock for a while, and ran out from the balcony outside.

    For a while, she was worried that the silly cat would be bullied outside, but also worried that it didn't run out at all, but fell off the sixteenth floor and fell into a pool of cats The cake was cleaned up by the cleaning aunt downstairs before she found it.

    Drawing comics also belongs to story creation and needs inspiration. Because the silly cat who accompanied him disappeared, Zhang Xia was in a bad mood and felt that life was a mess for a while.

    She doesn't like the messy feeling that the peace is broken, and the comics can't go on. While relying on manuscripts to survive, she also tries to find cats everywhere.

    But as the days go by, the chances of finding the cat are getting lower and lower.

    Zhang Xia had to accept little by little the loss and discomfort that he might never find the silly cat again.

    On this day, Zhang Xia was sitting at home and felt very tired. He didn’t want to go anywhere, didn’t want to play with his phone, didn’t want to read books, so he just lay on the sofa and stared blankly at the The cat climbing frame was stunned.

    Ding dong.

    The doorbell was rang.

    Zhang Xia frowned and thought about it, but she didn't remember what she bought online.

    As for friends and family?

    Although Jiangcheng is her hometown, in fact, her parents divorced when she was three years old, and she grew up with her grandmother. When she was admitted to university, her grandmother also left.

    The reason why she came back was because of her "artistic heart", and she wanted to find a little "home" feeling in this small city that has already undergone earth-shaking changes.

    Zhang Xia has always known that his character is flawed. Although it has not reached the level of social fear, it is almost the same.

    So the silly cat who had been with her for two years suddenly got lost, and it was difficult for others to understand her depression and discomfort.

    Don't want to get up and open the door.

    It's probably someone from the property, or something disguised as a community worker to sell or cheat money.

    But the person who rang the doorbell was insistent.

    In desperation, Zhang Xia could only sigh, stood up and pulled his hair a few times, looking out from the cat's eye.

    Huh?

    Why no one?

    The doorbell is still ringing.

    If it weren't for the broad daylight now, and the sun outside today was still a little bit nasty, Zhang Xia would have suspected that there was some supernatural happening.

    Is it the bear child of some house ringing the doorbell?

    Thinking of this, Zhang Xia, who was once deeply victimized by the bear children, became hard and his fists became hard.

    The anger brought her back to strength.

    He took a deep breath to adjust his mood, Zhang Xia pulled the door open a crack with a straight face, and was about to look outside through the crack, when suddenly there was a moderate force from the door, the next second, The familiar furry swooped down on her calf, with a comical and miserable meow at the same time.

    "Meow-meow-" Master! Woohoo, I'm finally back meow!

    The author has this to say:

    PS: If you think this article is okay, can you ask for a favorite? There are also many concluding articles in the column, and there are too many romances between the male lead and the female lead~

      The malt is planted throughout the year, and every time it germinates, it will go to plan and eat it. Visually, the cat's condition should be ok.

    In addition, the problem that stray cats can easily reproduce indefinitely after eating and drinking will be solved soon.

    Yesterday's update because I suddenly wanted to modify a plot temporarily, so the normal update time was delayed. Today, I will add half a chapter as an apology, and I will try to maintain a stable time later, so that my friends will not wait in vain .