After I Dressed As a Stray Cat

    "This natural light is amazing!"

    "Mom, aren't these cats really sperm?"

    "Haha, Jiangcheng is now a famous cat city, doesn't my eldest nephew like cats very much? He raised a large group before graduating from college, and recently he said that he would move to Jiangcheng to live ."

    "Retirement is really good. The pace of life here is slow, the climate is also good, neither hot nor humid, and there are no factories."

    "Is that the cub of the black cat sheriff's family? It's so cute, especially the white dumpling, haha, look, it's still learning from its father and uncles."

    "Is the little fairy cat Axue next to it? The real cat looks better than the photos and videos on the Internet."

    The on-site coordinator came to drive them away: "Go, go, don't watch the fun, hurry up and prepare the props, the director will put on the props after filming this scene, I don't know if these cats can be filmed well. "

    The staff who were watching the fun immediately dispersed.

    On the other side, the cats who were going to shoot the first scene of the commercial on Qingshi Road relaxed a little, and the tensed muscles of their bodies did not ease a lot.

    Tong Nian was watching the movements and emotions of the cats nervously, and Gu Suri was also conveying the director's shooting requirements to Scar and the cats.

     "The director said that we were going well just now, but someone entered the country at the end of the film. It's better to re-shoot it so that it is convenient for editing later."

     Knowing that they didn't perform well enough to come back again, the cats were relieved, and they directly lifted their hind legs and tickled their belly like a dog: "Mom, meow , just now I felt like there were bugs biting me all over my body, it itch to death meow."

    Dapi pursed his ears and suggested: "Then go back to Uncle Liu to help you take a bath and expel insects after the filming is over, otherwise I won't sleep in your nest, meow."

    Flower rolled her eyes angrily: "I'm a metaphor! Do you know the metaphor, meow?! It's not that a bug is really biting me, it's like a bug biting me!"

    Dapi was dumbfounded: "Then, can that bug be fake?"

    Gu Suri next to him almost burst into laughter, and Scar Cat is also helpless. Seeing that the director over there and Tong Nian, who appeared in front of everyone as their manager, said they would restart filming immediately, Gu Suri hurriedly Huadian and Dapi, who can still quarrel even though the bull's head is not right, have a temporary truce.

    "Alright, alright, the director is going to start shooting again, let's get ready first."

    Because the protagonists are a group of cats, the screenwriter who wrote the advertising script did not dare to make it too complicated. The plot is very simple. A group of smooth and healthy cats are walking aggressively on the bluestone road under the slanting sun. With its back facing the sun, it looks like it has the aura of a black/dao/big guy.

    Wait halfway through, a cat fell from the side, and weakly stretched out its claws towards the black/dao/big/big cats. Later, the voice will be dubbed: Save me.

    As the "boss", the scar cat will have a beard and a solemn and dignified appearance at this time, and then the net red cat cat black cat sheriff, who is the leader of the think tank, will be here. It's time to stand up, come forward, and use a majestic human voice to say the advertising lines: Haven't you eaten XX brand cat food yet? It's so thin, and the fur is rough and dull...

    Then the background picture is suspended, and the advertising lines continue to introduce the various ingredients, nutrition, etc. of this cat food. In short, it is an old-fashioned advertising script that relies on furry protagonists to support the scene .

    Anyway, Gu Suri has tried this cat food personally, and it tastes really good, and there is no problem with raw materials that are shoddy.

    The advantage of this advertising plot setting is that the cats are easy to understand and perform according to the director's requirements.

    This is a small advertisement of tens of thousands of yuan, and it does not require much battle. Coupled with the unexpectedly good command of this group of cats, I thought it would take two or three days to shoot the commercial, but it was filmed before the sunset completely set and natural light could not be used.

      , and when they parted, he kept telling Tong Nian, the "cat manager", that he would definitely introduce his group of cat actors to perform on TV when there is an opportunity in the future.

    The new director also made a rash statement: "The acting skills of this group of cats can be pulled out, and they can beat some traffic."

    Tong Nian smiled naively.

    What more could he say? Of course, you can only play stupid!

    After filming the commercial, although it is not a tired cat, it is the first time for Scar Cats to shoot commercials. Thinking that they will be able to appear on TV in the future, I am still a little excited.

    So this night is of course a dinner party!

    The cats want to celebrate, as a "manager", Tong Nian does his part to be the party chef for everyone, and is tired of eating all kinds of cold and hard cat food at cat parties. Cats naturally raise their paws to welcome.

    Tong Nian took the opportunity to discuss with Gu Suli: "How about we call William out too? This guy hasn't played with you for a long time, maybe he is crying at home again."

     Saying that it is a discussion, in fact, is to say a word, and then secretly rub and hope that the cats do not understand and do not respond.

    No response is of course acquiescence!

    It was said to be looking for William to come out to play, but in fact it was simply because the drunkard didn't mean to drink, and he was thinking of asking Zhang Xia, the owner of the silly cat William, to come out.

    Ever since Tong Nian helped Gu Suri to pay back the money for the treatment of stray dogs, for some reason, the two got in touch. Tong Nian's novel exploded a lot of traffic because of Zhang Xia's free cover and the big recommendation, so Tong Nian naturally wanted to invite the other party to a meal.

    You can invite me to dinner alone, Tong Nian, a young man who doesn't know how to socialize, feels embarrassed, and Zhang Xia, a moderate socialist, may not be willing to accept the appointment.

    So Tong Nian thought about it, and thought of using Gu Suri William and other cats as an excuse to find Zhang Xia.

    In the beginning, I still said to bring William out to play.

    Tong Nian later found out that the cats were having cat parties every once in a while, so he had an idea, he entered the cat party first, and successfully used his flexible hands to make it. In the eyes of humans The taste is not good, but in the eyes of cats, the food that is "stunning" has bought a lot of cats' hearts.

    Afterwards, Zhang Xia was pulled in secretly.

    If it is two people meeting alone for what to do, or there are other people present, Zhang Xia may not be willing to come out.

    But as soon as I heard it was a party for cats, only Tong Nian was alone, and the others were all cats, so Zhang Xia was quite willing to participate.

    As a result, this guy has to play a "conspiracy" every time, Gu Suri was speechless, turned his head and complained to Axue: "The little boss is really enough, the acting is so bad, every time If you don’t talk about it again, there will be no progress at all.”

    A Xue, who knew from Gu Suli that the little boss secretly liked William's master, smiled and squinted, while searching for the three naughty little cubs and ran to the cat to play , while saying to the black and white cat next to him: "The little boss is stupid, but he is not as smart as Ali~"

    In the eyes of my daughter-in-law, he must be the most powerful in the world.

    Already become a father, but Gu Suri is still a little embarrassed every time he hears it, but at the same time he can't help but puff out his chest and his tail stands up like a flagpole. The unbearable pride and smugness almost overflowed from every tip of his hair.

    "No, no, or Xue is smarter." Otherwise, how can you see the excellence hidden in his body meow~

    A-Xue couldn't help the excitement in her heart when she saw him like that, she squeezed over and rubbed against him as if she had not given birth to a cub, the two cats were sticky, and said something It's not too much like glue and paint.

    Unfortunately, this ambiguous atmosphere was soon interrupted by a hateful cub who didn't understand the situation at all.

    "Meow! Daddy! Eat my paw! Hey!"

      He jumped on the back of the **** and white cat.

    The little black and white cat is still trying to climb on the back of the **** and white cat, trying to stabilize his body, while opening his mouth and baring his teeth and trying to bite the **** and white cat The cat's nape fur.

    Gu Suri who was attacked again and again: "..."

    Turn your head.

    Dead fish eyes.

    #cat cat iswatchingyou#

    I tried my best to hang myself on my father's back, but I still couldn't control it to slip on my side. I only tried to keep my father's neck with two claws. Gu Nantian, who followed in his father's footsteps, blinked and blinked again.

    He spit out a mouthful of hair, and grinned at the big plush face that his father turned to look back at. He felt very close to his father and moved towards the big plush face, one big and one small. The tip of the nose of a black and white cat with a very similar coat color just matched up.

    "Dad, are you complimenting me so that you are right on the nose meow? Hey, I also know that my ambush is very powerful this time meow~"

    At this moment, Gu Suri, who really wanted to open his mouth and take a bite on the tip of the cub's nose: "..."

    No, Dad didn't want to praise you, but wanted to beat you.

    A-Xue looked overjoyed next to her, and fell on Gu Suli with a smile.

    Gu Apple, who was holding Uncle Scar and asking questions about mice not far away, heard the movement here, looked back, and knew without asking that it was probably his eldest brother who was doing a sneak attack again Dad went.

    Gu Apple shook her head.

    I don't understand why the eldest brother is so persistent in defeating Dad.

    Dad is in his prime now, and they are still cubs, plus Dad has the wisdom beyond all cats and insists on exercising every day, big brother wants to achieve his wish and defeat Dad?

    Oh, let's wait until Dad gets old meow!

    A Yun was lying on the back of her favorite uncle Dahua, quietly carrying her parents and lazy.

    "Uncle Dahua, are you tired of carrying Ayun on your back, meow?"

    Dahua meows happily: "Not tired, not tired, Ayun is a small one, not heavy at all!"

    Ayun retracted his gaze from the direction of his parents, and whispered to Dahua, "Uncle Dahua, are there any flowers there? It's so fragrant, meow."

    Without A Yun's words, Dahua swung his paws and hunched the little cub like a white cloud dumpling to the edge of the group of cats, and wanted to take the little cub to see Xiangxiang's flowers!

    A Yun, who was finally a little further away from his parents, felt more relieved.

    Today I walked a long way with my parents and brothers, and I stayed outside for a long time, so tired, meow.

    The author has this to say:

    Gu Ayun: The cat is a puppy, and he will remember to cook the fish for Uncle Dahua as a fare.

    PS: I am very sorry that there are some things to be done in the past two days, which has delayed the time of the ending. I leave a message in this chapter to give you 20 red envelopes. Friends, remember to leave a lot of messages.