After losing his job, he was picked up by a treasure girl and taken home

"Understand what?"

Faced with Ye Shuang's doubts at the moment, An Shiyu just waved his hand, "The protagonist surrounded by beauties in the novel must be handsome."

"That's not a given."

"You also have to be good-for-nothing, as long as you are gentle enough." An Shiyu said, pointing a finger at Ye Shuang,

"I think you fit the bill."

Ye Shuang didn't know whether this guy was praising him or insulting him for a moment when he heard this. He looked at the girl and found that she didn't know when she took out a red and blue game console. The girl was fiddling with the joystick, and the hair behind her small ears fell on the screen without caring.

Perhaps noticing Ye Shuang's gaze, An Shiyu suddenly waved, "Uncle, stop looking at underwear, let's play games together."

"What do you mean by looking at underwear... I don't know how to do that."

"A man who can't even play games is destined to live a failed life."

"Is your butt itchy again?"

"..." An Shiyu's ears suddenly turned red as if she had thought of something. She glanced at Ye Shuang, then rolled flexibly and huddled directly into the quilt.

Ye Shuang didn't care and continued reading. Soon it was time for lunch break.

"Eat." Ye Shuang put the book away, then got up and planned to go to the cafeteria. Perhaps he felt that he had no appetite, he thought for a while,

"Let's eat something light today."

"I like something with a stronger taste." The voice beside him said.

Seeing An Shiyu suddenly appearing beside him without any sound, Ye Shuang replied, "Oh."

"I didn't bring any money."

"What then?"

"Shouldn't you treat me to a meal?" An Shiyu pointed at herself, and because the sleeves of her coat were too long, only one finger was exposed at the cuffs.

"I'm so cute."

Ye Shuang just casually replied, "Then you'll have to go hungry at noon today."

"Bad-minded perverted pervert uncle."

"Oh."

"I'm going to expose the fact that you touched my butt."

Ye Shuang: "..."

"That's not touching."

"Same for taking a picture."

An Shiyu just put his hands in his pockets at this time, looking at Ye Shuang calmly.

"Okay, a meal." Ye Shuang admitted that he was indeed intoxicated at that time. Looking at the other party's half-smile eyes, he felt a little guilty.

I took An Shiyu to the nearby student cafeteria. There were many people queuing up now. The air was filled with the delicious smell of food, which aroused people's appetite.

The student cafeteria has more choices than the teacher cafeteria. Ye Shuang noticed that An Shiyu had been looking around, so he asked, "You have been looking around for so long, haven't you decided what to eat?"

"No, I'm looking at which guy is easy to bully, and we will cut in his line when the time comes."

"Dong." Ye Shuang gave her a knife without any hesitation, "Just line up!"

An Shiyu covered her head, "You old-fashioned pervert uncle."

Why did the name change again?

"Don't do such immoral things as queue-jumping in the future."

"You don't understand this. People also cut in line willingly."

"For example?" Ye Shuang looked disdainful, "How can I make others do it willingly?"

Seeing Ye Shuang's disbelief, An Shiyu walked to a man with glasses with his pockets in his hands, swaying and ignoring his relatives.

The boy with glasses was stunned when he saw An Shiyu coming over.

"Sorry, senior, can you let me cut in line?" An Shiyu suddenly put his hands together and made a soft voice like a cute person, and even his expression became cute.

A sudden change in style? !

The boy was stunned and made room, "Yes, yes..."

"Then you won't be unwilling, right~"

"Yes! Willingly!" The other party nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.

An Shiyu's expression instantly returned to its original state. She returned to Ye Shuang in front of the boy's confused eyes, "Yes, I am willing."

Ye Shuang: "..."

Who was that person just now?

"This doesn't count. You are playing with the feelings of the teenager." Ye Shuang said.

Hearing this, An Shiyu glanced at another queue and walked over directly.

At this time, a girl saw An Shiyu coming over. Before she spoke, she saw An Shiyu spread her hands and five more red banknotes appeared.

"Five hundred, make room."

"Ah?!"

"You don't want to?"

"Very

Willing!"

Then An Shiyu did not give the other party money, and walked back lazily, "Here, see, I am very willing."

Ye Shuang: "..."

Are you too despicable?!

"No, don't you have money? !" Ye Shuang asked.

An Shiyu showed her big eyes, "Oh... you may have seen it wrong, it's just a massage voucher."

"So it's this... There's something wrong with it!"

Ye Shuang first smiled apologetically at the man and woman who were played with, and then carried An Shiyu to the other side of the window to line up.

"Why run?"

"Just line up honestly!"

After queuing for two meals, Ye Shuang and An Shiyu finally found a place to sit down.

"Here." Ye Shuang didn't forget to get a bottle of soy milk for An Shiyu.

"Soy milk?"

"Didn't you say that you can't eat without drinking when eating. "Ye Shuang said.

An Shiyu looked at the soy milk for a few seconds and tilted her head slightly, "Is that true?"

Ye Shuang: "..."

"If you don't want to drink it, give it to me."

"No."

But An Shiyu snatched the soy milk back.

At this time, the girl was sitting next to Ye Shuang. She was about to put her legs on Ye Shuang's thighs, but she seemed to think of something and put them down directly.

An Shiyu picked up the chopsticks and put all the tomatoes in the tomato scrambled eggs on her plate into Ye Shuang's plate.

"What are you doing?"

"Our family has a family motto that ninjas cannot eat tomatoes."

"Then why did you order tomato scrambled eggs? And whose family motto would have such a strange content? !"

"Tsk, it was discovered. "

Ye Shuang looked at An Shiyu with a speechless look, but he also had fried eggs with tomatoes on his plate. Seeing several extra tomatoes on his plate, he could only accept it.

Just at this moment, a long-haired girl and a girl with a big schoolbag walked in from another entrance of the canteen.

"It smells so good. I want to eat spicy hot pot." Tang Keke said, shaking her heavy schoolbag.

"Yuyou, what do you want to eat?"

At this time, Bai Yuyou stopped and looked around as if she had discovered something.

"There is... the smell of Ye Shuang."

"Smell? My brother must be at home. Are you hungry?"

"Hmm..."

"Let's go, let's go eat spicy hot pot together. There is a new tomato flavor recently." Tang Keke smiled and pulled the girl, and then the two walked towards the depths of the canteen.