After Pregnancy, I Divorced the Actor

Yan Yu naturally didn't want to fry bitter gourd, she just wanted to simply fry a plate of bitter gourd.

She looked at Qi Yan.

The dishes were almost cut, and he leaned aside, watching her cook with a calm expression.

Holding half a barrel of oil in his hand, Yan Yu hesitated, and finally asked, "Mr. Qi, what's wrong?"

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha laughed me to death】

[Hahaha I say Miss Eucalyptus is really cute! 】

【You guys are talking all the time today about how cute she is, but am I the only one who thinks she's mentally retarded? Even if you don't know how to cook, you can at least know how much oil to put in, right? 】

[I also think, but don't take it seriously, it's a variety show, just don't take your brains to watch it. 】

[Sorry, I don't know how much oil to put. Some people have never been in the kitchen, understand, please don't see the world around you, there are many things in the world that you don't know. 】

【Even, I don't know how to cook 23333】

[Hehe, at first I really thought this amateur was cute, but after looking at it today, I think she is a scheming bitch. Have you found it? She has been sticking to Qi Yan, including the location in the car and game missions. And now, she's teasing Qi Yan again, so it's hard to see what she's thinking? 】

【I'm feeling it too! She did the same to Liang Baiyu! I've endured it for a long time, maybe I'm crazy, and she and Liang Baiyu don't know each other, so I went upstairs to ask Liang Baiyu how to cook, it made me sick to death! Get away! 】

[The white lotus is really hammered, don't wash it. This kind of person is disgusting. They are all bone spirits of thousands of years, what kind of white lotus are they pretending to be. 】

[Yes, compared to the other two female guests, they are really good. Although Ji Lan doesn't care about people, at least he doesn't pretend to be a monster and does his own thing. Although Wen Yang often pays attention to Qi Yan, it's normal. She said earlier that she is Qi Yan's fan. There are only amateurs, hehe, the three female guests are the most scheming. 】

【...The position on the car was chosen by Emperor Yan himself, and the target of the mission was directly announced by the director. Do you want to do this? As for Liang Baiyu, I always have an inexplicable feeling that they seem to have known each other before. 】

[This variety show has only been in less than a day, and even an amateur has become a fan of it. Look, the scheming whore's plan has succeeded. 】

[Scheming whore, why don't you guys watch a variety show? I opened the barrage and wanted to hahaha with everyone, but in the end I was arguing, it was a mess, forget it, I'd better turn off the barrage! 】

Yan Eucalyptus, who was identified as the most scheming, was wronged.

She really doesn't know. She had never been in the kitchen. When she got married, he was in the kitchen. She had just integrated into the world at that time, and plunged into the trend of idol dramas. Husband cooks.

Later, I watched all the idol dramas and found that the female lead would watch the male lead cook, and then make love to each other in the kitchen, only then did I realize, oh, so it was going to be like this.

But at that time, they were all divorced!

The staff next to him suppressed a smile and jumped out to remind: "I can't help you, you have to complete the task by yourself."

The number of broadcasts of variety shows depends on the attention of these bloggers!

Yan Yu looked at the speaker with some resentment: "Isn't it okay to ask?" Poor.

Qi Yan stared at her face for a moment before saying, "There's too much oil."

Her eyes lit up, she put the oil bucket in her arms away, then found a bowl next to her, took a spoon, and scooped up the excess oil in the pan with a whimper.

Take a spoonful of Yan Eucalyptus and take a look at Qi Yan.

She didn't stop until Qi Yan nodded slightly, put a bowl of oil beside her, and threw the pot of bitter gourd down.

With a bang, the seemingly calm oil surface suddenly boiled, and oil stars splashed everywhere.

Yan An was unprepared, a drop of oil splashed onto her arm, she screamed in pain, and took three steps back in an instant, until a pair of hands behind her supported her.

She subconsciously turned her head and found that she almost bumped into Qi Yan.

Qi Yan looked down at his ex-wife, thinking that after three years, she still didn't make much progress.

It was like this three years ago, she was like a baby, ignorant of everything around her.

The elevator can't sit, and the electronic products can't be used.

And her life experience is a mystery, she said she was an orphan. But after Qi Yan gained a firm foothold in the entertainment industry, he used his contacts to check, but he found nothing about Yan Yu.

And in the next three years, she disappeared without a trace.

with his stuff.

Qi Yan's eyes flickered for a moment, appearing a bit treacherous and evil, and then regained their composure in an instant.

He pointed to the pot: "It's almost burnt."

Yan Yu: "!"

She quickly stood still, glanced around, grabbed the lid of the pot, covered herself with the lid, approached cautiously with a spatula, and then started to stir fry randomly.

The burnt smell of bitter gourd spread out little by little, and the bitter gourd in Yan An's pocket rolled into a ball, pinching his nose.

It was so cruel, he didn't want to smell it.

Outside, after washing the dishes, Wen Yang looked at Qi Yan and Yan Yu in the kitchen, his impression of Yan Yu fell to the extreme.

She thought for a while, walked over, and said, "Mr. Qi, I want to take the hanging corn, but I can't reach it. Can you help me?"

Qi Yan looked over, his eyelids drooped slightly, and there was some cold light in his eyes.

He hates anyone who orders him to do things.

But Qi Yan didn't forget that he was on a variety show. Although he doesn't care about the pitiful salary of being an actor, he wants to have the most fans.

He felt that no matter what he did, he should be the best one and let everyone look up to him.

Qi Yan stood up straight, left the kitchen, and walked towards Wen Yang.

After recording the show, the female star can be blocked.

he thought calmly.

And Wen Yang was overjoyed, and the smile on her face deepened, she pursed her lips and smiled, took the corn that Qi Yan handed over, and said softly, "Thank you, Teacher Qi."

Qi Yan hummed lightly and returned to the kitchen.

As soon as he entered, he saw Yan An wrinkling his pretty eyebrows, shaking the salt bag into the pot.

After a while, she trembled again.

Finally, worried, she looked into the pot, maybe she felt that she didn't put enough, so she shook it again.

After shaking the salt, she remembered the soy sauce cooking wine that Liang Baiyu said, and regardless of whether the bitter gourd is suitable for these, she sprinkled a lot of them.

In the end, what came out of the pan was a mass of black bitter gourd.

In memory, the bitter gourd Qi Yan fried was not of this color. But maybe the cooking method is different?

Yan Yu held the dishes he was frying and met Qi Yan's gaze.

Her eyes lit up, she trotted over, and said, "Ms. Qi, the bitter gourd is fried, do you want to taste it?"

Qi Yan: "...No, you can taste it yourself."

After speaking, he turned and left the kitchen.

Yan Yu:? ? ?

She tilted her head, put the bitter gourd aside, and didn't intend to taste it.

As a mother who always pays attention to her child's mental health, she will not eat her child's kind.

After the bitter gourd was finished, Yan Yu felt that cooking was quite interesting. She happily picked up the green vegetables that had been put aside, and immersed herself in frying.

An hour later, the sky was completely dark, and the peaceful small village was filled with the smell of dinner.

At the dining table, everyone looked at this dish, then at that dish, and then at the things in the pot where the porridge was not porridge, and the rice was not rice, and there was silence.

In the live broadcast room, the bullet screen was swiped by hahahaha.

Jiang Tian looked at the fish closest to him.

He is not sure whether this thing can still be called a fish now.

In vain, he caught a basket of fish and cut it cleanly.

If he had known this earlier, he might as well have eaten sashimi.

Yan Yu looked at this and then at that, and found that they didn't move their chopsticks, so he raised his chin and asked, "Why don't you try the taste?"

Liang Baiyu was the first to express his opinion: "I lose weight and am not hungry."

In the room just now, he had the foresight to eat the bread he brought.

Ji Lan's face was as dark as water, but she also knew that she couldn't blame her, so she could only put down her chopsticks and said nothing.

With a decent smile on Wen Yang's face, he said to Yan Yu, "Don't you try it yourself first?"

Yan Yu shook his head: "I don't eat."

She really doesn't feel much about human food, she still likes to drink water and bask in the sun, and at most eats lollipops.

When she was married before, she only ate some of the food Qi Yan cooked for the sake of saving face.

It's not tasty, so she doesn't even want to try it now.

Qi Yan didn't speak, and subconsciously glanced at the director.

The director coughed and waved his hand quickly.

Soon, the staff came in from the outside with dishes, all of which were delicious and delicious.

"Today is everyone's first day in the village, so the villagers have prepared dinner for everyone."

Hearing this, the hungry guests heaved a sigh of relief.

Yan Eucalyptus's dark dishes were removed and replaced with delicious meals.

She was a little bit shocked, got off the table and made a bowl of the food she had cooked, and gave it to the big rooster.

The big **** walked over excitedly, lowered its neck and pecked.

But soon, the rooster stopped pecking and screamed in horror, fluttering its wings and moving away from the pot of rice, and shrinking its neck, as if trying to give the food back to the rooster. Spit it out.

Yan Yu sighed.

It seems that she is really not burning well.

The back view of Yan Eu, who was squatting in front of the big cock, looked very lonely, but the people who were eating happily at the table had nothing to comfort them.

Ji Lan doesn't like Yan Eucalyptus very much, and Wen Yang has a bit of dislike for Yan Eucalyptus because of Qi Yan.

Both Liang Baiyu and Qi Yan had been with her as friends and husband respectively, so they knew that Yan Yu didn't eat much.

Jiang Tian didn't know, he felt a little sorry, put down the bowl and chopsticks and ran over: "Sister Yan Yu, come and eat quickly. This is your first time cooking today, it's normal. I don't know how to cook either."

Yan An raised his head, his face didn't look sad, but he said, "You don't know how to cook, either?"

Jiang Tian nodded: "Yes."

Yan An looked at him sympathetically: "It seems that it's your turn to cook tomorrow."

The routine of the program group is like this, the less you know what to do, the more they want you to do.

Jiang Tian understood instantly, and looked at the program crew vigilantly.

The directors averted their eyes with guilt.

Yan Yu patted Jiang Tian's shoulder reassuringly, and comforted him with the attitude of someone who came here: "It's okay, you can ask me if you don't have a fever tomorrow."

Jiang Tian: "..."

Netizens: Are you sure?

Jiang Tian skipped the topic: "Sister Yan Yu, let's eat first."

Just as Yan Yu was about to say no to eating, Liang Baiyu turned around holding a bowl of white rice, and there was something deep in his words that only the two of them knew: "Come and eat some."

Before the recording of the show, Liang Baiyu told her that if she was filming the show, she would go to the countryside and do as the Romans do, treating herself as a normal person.

Everyone has to eat.

Yan Yu stood up because of this: "Okay."

She returned to the dining table, picked up a chopstick and randomly picked up a piece of green vegetable leaf, and stuffed it into her mouth randomly like swallowing poison.

In my memory, the food of human beings is really not delicious, but there is no way to make money.

But after she chewed it, Yan Yu realized something was wrong.

what happened? It seems very delicious.

Yan An stroked his hair in a strange way, and unbelievingly picked up another piece of fried pork, and carefully put it in his mouth.

Although it is very spicy, it tastes really good!

She looked at Qi Yan who was sitting opposite in disbelief.

So is she mistaken? She always thought that human food was unpalatable, after all, the first time she ate human food was Qi Yanshao.

Now it seems that he made it unpalatable.