After rebirth, I chased her green tea bestie first

The old man was drunk, but he was drunk.

"Good uncle, why are you hitting mom's head? Is mom not listening anymore?"

In the messy living room, the dark and sturdy neighbor was still lying on the ground humming, and he couldn't get up for a long time, as if he was really drunk.

Guoguo also came out of the previous fright at this time, and looked at Hao Pingfan's actions curiously.

"Yes, your mother is not sober-minded and needs to be enlightened.

Guoguo, you must not be like your mother in the future. You think the other person is a good person even when you are being bullied."

Hao Pingfan taught Guoguo in a gentle voice, and then taught Ye Feifei a lesson:

"When people are drunk, they don't have sex. After being drunk, they are either unconscious or crazy. It is impossible for them to come to visit in a clear and organized manner.

Men use the excuse of having sex after drinking to do something they dare not do normally. After making a mistake, they will push the excuse to the alcohol, and maybe they don't have to bear any responsibility.

Just like me before..."

Hao Pingfan accidentally said too much, and quickly stopped talking with two "Puh", and continued to talk about the topic without changing his face.

"Sister Feifei, call the police now. Being soft-hearted will only make people think you are easy to bully, and it will get worse in the future."

"I know..."

Ye Feifei was scolded by Hao Pingfan so much that she dared not refute and took out her mobile phone to make a call.

The neighbor who was lying on the ground pretending to be drunk could no longer pretend, and quickly got up and begged for mercy:

"Feifei, I was wrong. I really won't dare to do it again. If my wife knows about this, she will definitely divorce me. Please forgive me this time..."

The man was crying and wanted to hug Ye Feifei's legs, but was kicked back by Hao Pingfan.

Men know men best.

This time, the dark-skinned man obviously did not act on impulse, but was premeditated. Such people must be severely punished.

More than ten minutes later, the police arrived, and some of them even knew Hao Pingfan.

"Hello, Mr. Hao, this time we will enforce the law impartially and punish criminals severely!"

"Comrade, how do you know me?"

Hao Pingfan was a little curious.

The policeman said embarrassedly:

"I have a brother who has seen you in other police stations and told me about you."

"Oh, then I'll leave it to you."

Hao Pingfan had no intention of explaining. Such a misunderstanding could just serve as a warning to the dark neighbor.

Sure enough, when the neighbor man saw the police's attitude towards Hao Pingfan, he was frightened and regretful.

If he had known that Ye Feifei was with such a second-generation man, he would not have dared to do anything even if he had ten courage.

After spending some time collecting evidence and confirming the dark man's crime, the police comrade took the suspect away.

While helping Ye Feifei clean up the living room, Hao Pingfan instructed:

"Remember not to let strange men in casually in the future, and install cameras at the door as soon as possible, so that at least it can have a certain deterrent effect and prevent those with ulterior motives from doing anything."

"I know, I'll do it tomorrow."

Ye Feifei bent down to sweep the floor, the pajamas space opened up, and the familiar gravity appeared in front of Hao Pingfan again.

Hao Pingfan was drunk without wine, and suddenly he wanted to have sex, so he whispered:

"Sister Feifei, I helped you again this time, shouldn't you repay me?"

"Boss, not today!

Guoguo was frightened tonight, I want to sleep with her..."

Feeling Hao Pingfan's burning gaze, Ye Feifei stepped back in panic, looking for excuses at random.

"Sister Feifei means that it can be done at other times?

Then I'll find you next time, you can't keep shirking it."

Hao Pingfan didn't think of staying here tonight. Lin You has been dragging it on for so long. If he doesn't go back to explain, their friendship will probably break.

Ye Feifei blushed and dared not respond. Hao Pingfan took her as acquiescence, and after charging a lot of interest, he picked up the garbage he had packed, bent over and walked out of the door quickly.

When Hao Pingfan rushed back to Shen Chumo's house, the clock had already sounded at midnight.

Opening the door, the living room was pitch black.

"I'm still late. I'll have to explain it tomorrow."

Hao Pingfan sighed and tiptoed to the second bedroom to avoid waking up the person who had already gone back to sleep.

Surprisingly, through the faint light, the quilt on the bed in the second bedroom was bulging, and it was obvious that someone was sleeping there.

Shen Chumo was the owner and would definitely not sleep in the second bedroom.

It was obvious who was sleeping.

Hao Pingfan felt even more guilty. He stopped turning on the light, turned on the light with his mobile phone and carefully took a pair of underwear and went to the bathroom.

Half an hour later, Hao Pingfan lifted the quilt and lay down on the bed, hugging his slender waist sideways and preparing to fall asleep.

"Kiss..."

The person next to him seemed to be awakened by Hao Pingfan's actions, and started acting coquettishly.

How could Hao Pingfan refuse such a request? He quickly kissed the right spot...

Afterwards, Hao Pingfan's smart brain came back, and he felt something was wrong again, and a strange thought suddenly came to his mind.

What if I admit the wrong person again this time?

But Hao Pingfan quickly put away his ridiculous thoughts. There were only Lin You and Shen Chumo at home tonight. It couldn't be Shen Chumo this time, right?

"Well~ I'm not dreaming?"

At this time, the person next to him suddenly murmured in confusion, which scared Hao Pingfan to the point of breaking into a cold sweat.

Damn it, it’s really Shen Chumo! ! !

What to do now! Is it too late to pretend to be drunk?

Shen Chumo also sensed something was wrong. He couldn't see Hao Pingfan's face clearly in the dark night, and he immediately wanted to scream in fear.

Hao Pingfan hurriedly covered her mouth, his mind was spinning rapidly, and he repeated his old trick:

"Don't be afraid, little Yuzu, it's me!"

"Still...not going out yet..."

Shen Chumo relaxed after hearing Hao Pingfan's voice, but his mind was still a mess and he didn't know how to deal with the current situation.

In the end, he could only use a vague voice to drive Hao Pingfan out first.

Hao Pingfan did not act as he was told. This was already the case, and leaving now would have the same consequences.

Just pretend to be stupid and die in a daze!

"You...what are you doing!"