After the Full Level of the Profession
Chapter 29: I think everyone in this world is dirty
Baron Parses led the soldiers to the hillside and camped down a stream. This group of elite fighters were also very skilled in setting up their camps, and they were stationed on the hillside in a blink of an eye.
But the cold nun, Ish Carmel, stayed.
Robb and Ish Carmel are staring with big eyes...
"Father, I will disturb you tonight." Ishgamel was clearly saying thankful words, but the expression on his face was flat, cold and without emotional ups and downs.
Robb had no reason to refuse a beautiful nun to stay in the church for one night, neither from the perspective of the priest of the Holy See nor from the perspective of a man. He shrugged: "Welcome, nun."
"Well... I only live with a little maid in my church, so there are still several empty rooms. If you look at which empty room is pleasing to your eyes, you can occupy it." Robb said, "In addition, there are no daily necessities such as bedding. ,I…"
He was about to say that I asked the maid to buy a set for you, and Ish Jamel rushed to the front and said: "I will solve these things. I will go around town in a moment and ask the believers to borrow a set."
"Huh? Ask a believer to borrow it? Don't you buy it?" Robbqi said, "The borrowed quilt is a bit scary. In case the original owner has something strange like a skin disease, then I will lend it to you without washing the quilt... I dare not use such horrible things, but buy new ones."
Ish Gamer said: "I have no money! The nun doesn't need money."
Hearing what she said, Robb suddenly remembered that a creature like a nun must issue three holy vows. The first of these three holy vows is "God poor". To put it simply, it must be "Poor".
The nuns defend their poverty all their lives and will not fight for any personal belongings. Although they will occasionally get paid for some work they have done, they will not keep the rewards, but give them all to the monastery or church.
Although it seems a little bit awkward to do so, but at least one thing is certain, they are not material.
Robb is full of immaterial women, and spread his hands: "You have no money, I have it, I asked Lilian to buy you a set."
Ish Carmel shook his head seriously and said: "No need! Just stay for one night, just borrow a set of bedding. As for infectious diseases, it is not a concern at all. I understand the "surgery" in the sacred magic. You can borrow divine power from the God of Light to treat all kinds of common diseases. Father, you are also a priest, don’t you know how to'sick disease'?"
Robb said silently, "Although I know how to'remove the disease', I will not deliberately infect myself stupidly, and then use magic to cure the disease. It's not that my brain is sick..." Huh? I always feel that there is something wrong with this sentence.
Forget it, don't care, you are the master, so you just need to force the guests.
He strongly said: "I don't care what high-end atmosphere you are from. Since you have come to my church, you have to listen to me. I will pay for the bedding. You are not allowed to go outside and borrow some dirty, smelly, or worms. Come back with your quilt, otherwise, I will wrap you in the smelly, dirty and bug-growing quilt and throw it into the graveyard behind you for the night."
"Oh! Okay, since you insist, then I have no opinion." Ishmegal was not polite, and he was not angry at Robb’s threats. He calmly accepted Robb’s offer to pay, and the nun looked at it anyway. Now, it is only natural for the Holy See to provide food, clothing, shelter, and shelter, because she has dedicated her life to the God of Light.
Of course, she didn't know that Robb was not a member of the Holy See, if she knew it, she might have put a sacred star on Robb's face now.
"Right! Sister." Robb said: "Since I am going to spend half a day in a yard, can I make a small request to you?"
Ishgamel said: "What's the requirement?"
Robb said: "Think about it carefully. Every time I call you, I have to say'Mysister' as a long syllable, which is very troublesome, but if I call your full name'Ish Carmel', it is also a very long syllable. , It’s also troublesome, so I want to call you in a relatively simple way, just call you Xiaoyi, do you think it’s okay?"
"Not good!" Ish Carmel said with a cold face, "Please use a more formal name."
"Good Xiao Yi."
"Hey! Please call me Sister."
"Understood Xiaoyi."
Ish Carmel: "..."
This makes no sense. She didn't know how to talk with such a frenzied priest, so she shook her head and gave up the meaningless struggle, whatever you call it.
She got into the church and found an empty room, put down her luggage, and returned to the courtyard. She just happened to see Robb telling Lilian: "Go to the town and buy bedding for this nun. Yes, there is Towels, water cups, bowls, the things she uses must be separated from what we use, and can't be mixed together. Uh, I think about it, maybe there will be similar situations in the future, so just buy a few more sets of daily necessities and come back for later use."
"Buy Faren, I only stay one night." Xiao Yi raised her volume: "There is no need to waste so much money."
"I know!" Robb said, "Even if you only stay for an hour, the cups you use for drinking water and the bowls for eating must be separated from ours, do you understand?"
Xiao Yi: "..."
It's really hard for her to understand Robb's strange cleanliness. Wouldn't it be strange to Aijie to this point? Suddenly, she seemed to think of something, and a look of anger appeared on her cold face: "Are you dirtying me?"
"I don't think you are dirty." Robb immediately denied it. At the moment when Xiao Yi's face eased, he added: "I think everyone in this world is dirty. Oh, no, my little Lilian has followed me in the past few days and has become a good child who is very hygienic. Everyone except her is dirty."
"Nonsense." Xiao Yinu: "I also take a shower often."
"Once in a few days?" Robb asked.
"Six...no...seven days!" (The world in this book is not the Middle Ages, but the world of swords and magic. There is no dispute over bathing or bathing... Do not entangle too much with the setting problem, please respect the father-in-law's setting by history, father-in-law Say that she washes once every seven days, that is seven days. Don't accept everything to use history to reason with me!)
Robb's face immediately showed a look of extreme disgust, and screamed: "Don't... don't come close, my God, it's hard to imagine how dirty you are. It's rare to have a beautiful face, but it's a big rubbish. Bucket, a moving collection of bacteria. If you want to stay in my church overnight tonight, you must give me a bath, immediately, immediately!"
Xiao Yi was almost fainted by these words: "I have washed very diligently, okay, don't you take a bath every five days? You dare to dislike me in such a tone!"
Robb said to Lilian: "Tell this dirty nun, the rules of this church."
Lilian didn’t dare to speak up to a nun like Robb. She respectfully said: "Miss nun, the master’s rule is that you must take a shower every day, and you must rinse your mouth in the morning and evening. Wash your hands before and after meals. If one link is not done well, he will instantly change from laziness...cough cough cough...instantly from a gentle pastor to a violent...erh...wow, master, I said too quickly and confiscated my mouth, I didn't intend to say you are again Lazy and fierce demon."
Robb: "You have already said it!"
"Wow, Master... I really didn't mean it..."
Robb grabbed Lilian and crumpled her little face into strange shapes.
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