After the Full Level of the Profession
Chapter 489: Dwarves are coming
After walking around, Lilian finally understood that the original stone canyon now has not only delicious food, flowers, and caves for tourists to cherish the vicissitudes and weight of history.
The two came out of the cave. Robb pointed to the cliff on the west side and smiled: "Next, I am going to send someone to climb to the cliff, build a dangerous and dangerous plank road, and build a small pavilion on the top of the mountain. In the future, tourists will be allowed to climb up through the plank road and play in the pavilion. There will always be some naughty people who will like to climb. I will arrange a gate at the entrance of the plank road to charge tourists for the maintenance fee of the plank road."
Lilian whispered: "This is...all-round fraud!"
"How can this be called scam money? This is for everyone to spend money to have fun."
Just after Robb had said this, a head suddenly appeared on the cliff to the west. This head appeared on the top of the cliff. It was so far apart that no one could see it, but Robb was planning himself. The great scheme of cheating money, so I opened the reconnaissance technique.
As soon as the head of the man on the cliff came out, he could see it clearly. It was a very funny face. There was a huge red nose in the middle of the face plate. His face was round and he had a beard. The most weird thing is , The beard actually made a lot of braids, which looked very happy.
He lay on the cliff and looked down and saw the human village below. He turned around and seemed to be saying something to the people behind. Then, a lot of heads popped up from the cliff.
These heads are different in appearance, but they have one thing in common. They all have a dirty beard. The beards are braided. Everyone has a different look. Some people have a big ponytail, and some are braided. It became a lot of little braids, some people braided two braids...
Robb almost jumped up and complained on the spot, why did he play so many tricks on his beard.
These heads were observing the "flower crystal town" in the original stone canyon on the cliff. After a few minutes, they figured out where the small town under the mountain was. One of them finally started to move. He dropped a little from the cliff. A long rope, then jumped out, grabbed the rope with both hands, and slid down the cliff.
Only then did Robb finally see his full picture, this is a dwarf!
The height is up to his waist, he is short, strong and round, looks like it is growing sideways, short hands and short feet, wearing a set of shiny iron armor, carrying a large hammer on his back, he hangs He slid down the high cliff with the rope and swished. Despite his short and round figure, his movements were quite vigorous, and he slid down the cliffs tens of meters high with ease.
However, something embarrassing happened. The rope did not hang down all the way to the ground. It was about three or four meters above the ground. The rope was not long enough...
The dwarf hung at the end of the rope and glanced down. It was still such a high distance, embarrassing! But now that you have slipped tens of meters down, you can't climb it anymore, right? I had to loosen my hands and jumped down directly.
He couldn't stand firmly on the ground, and a dog gnawed **** with a thud, his face stuck to the ground, but his **** was poked up to the sky.
When he played like this, the tourists in the town saw them all, and couldn't help laughing: "What is that dwarf doing? How stupid!"
"Haha, the dwarves are all like this, they look reckless, and they do things like this."
Although the cliff is still some distance from the town, a large group of people laughed at him together, and the voice still passed from afar. The dwarf got up from the ground angrily, and shouted at this side: "Why are you smiling? I haven't seen it. Have dwarves climbed mountains?"
He spread his short legs and ran towards the village quickly.
Everyone knew at a glance that the large group of dwarves on the cliff didn't come down, but this one came down. Of course it was sent over to talk, and they waited quietly. A few hundred yards away, the dwarves ran and ran. The two short legs ran for a long time, before they ran in front of everyone.
Now even the kind-hearted Lilian couldn't help it anymore, and she laughed: "Do dwarves run so slowly?"
Everyone spread their hands: "No, it's just that they run slowly, but they still run very fast after a war."
Lilian: "..."
After a while, the dwarf finally ran in front of everyone, panting for breath, looking like he was running very tired. The nobles and tourists all walked away tacitly to both sides and let the dwarf face Robb.
The dwarf is not a fool. He can see from everyone's actions who is the boss here. He stared at Robb for a while, and then said: "You are the lord here? You are so young!"
Robb smiled and said: "The lord here is called Robert Smith, and I am his magic teacher."
"Oh, is that so?" The dwarf gasped and whispered, "That's fine, I want to ask you, is this the original stone canyon? Oh, damn! I was marching in a hurry with many of my companions, I told them This is Raw Rock Canyon, a human town, but they didn't believe me, so they asked me to come and ask."
Robb smiled and said: "You are right, this is indeed the original stone canyon."
"Ah? Hahaha! Didn't I look for the wrong place?" The dwarf laughed triumphantly: "That bunch of idiots just laughed at me for not being able to find my way anymore, saying that I am direction-mad, road-blind, and yet Said that I am only suitable for drilling in holes in the ground, I can only find the north, south, east and west on the ground, hahaha, but now it has been proved that they are all wrong and I am right."
Robb spread his hands!
The dwarf looked left, right, and looked around: "However, how do I feel that this is not the same as the rough rock canyon in my memory? I think about it... I am 10 years, no, I have been here 12 years ago. …I was a very young dwarf back then, and my beard could not be braided so long."
He tossed his twisted beard braids!
Robb didn’t answer this time, and the person next to him laughed: "You said a ghost about a decade ago. The original stone canyon is no longer the original stone canyon. It’s called'Flower Crystal Town'. 'Raw Stone Canyon is a small town that refreshes you."
"Oh!" The dwarf put on a face that didn't care: "The ghost cares about how much change is here, as long as I can be sure that I have found the right place."
He said silly and authentic: "I want to ask you, if you walk 150 miles southeast from here, will you be able to get to Xifeng Town?"
Robb asked, "Yes, what are you going to do in Westwind Town?"
"Go and support our allies." The dwarf hummed, "Those proud elves, who were beaten up by the monster army, sent someone to us for help. Hahaha, what's the use of being so proud? , Once beaten, don’t we have to call us dwarves? Hahahaha!"
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