Ain't Your Regular Girlfriend

"You did what?!". Clara yell and covers her mouth."Lara, it's insane inviting the dude... Wait a sec, did he touch you?.

"Keep your voice down, people might hear". I whisper and take Clara's hand. "You know it ain't possible huh?.

"I know but it's Thompson we're talking about here and... he's a dangerous dick! Lara.

"Uhm speaking of er... Dick... Uhm... I-I".

"You?". Clara says with her eye raised. "huh?".

"Fuck Clara! I striped him". I say and Clara gasp.

Clara mouths "OMG" looking at me with her mouth open.

I Pop a piece of chewing gum in my mouth and chew it loudly, waiting for Clara to give me one of her judgmental looks.

"Wow... How did you do it".

"It wasn't me... Roofie does... Don't worry I didn't overdose it". I say reading Clara's face as she swallowed hard.

"Lara? I gave it to you cos you promised to destroy it!".

"I know...I wanted to until Thompson kept disturbing to visit me and... H-he almost drugged me if not for your roofie I would have been Raped! that's probably gonna be good huh?.

"That isn't what I meant... I'm sorry".

"You ain't gonna ask me what I did to him after stripping him?". I ask and watch the look in her eyes. "Hey! Gross don't ever think I... Fuck! Clara, you're kidding me right?.

"I never said a word though... So what did you do to him?".

"I tattooed his fuck stick. Decorate asshole on his stomach and he probably wouldn't remember a thing ".

"Jeez, that's shockingly extraordinary...God! I don't know how to put it but, Lara you are really something else and you deserve some accolade". Clara laughs and pulls me in for a hug. " I'm tryna picture his face the moment he saw that!.

"He's probably gonna be like whada hell!". I laugh and she joins.

"Shit! I've forgotten my appointment with Mrs. Clinton". (the principal) Clara says and stands on her feet." See you before closure, don't go without me cos I have a lot of gist." Clara gave me a peck and walks out of our new meeting place M'Don's café.

"See ya". I smile and stare at my phone waiting for text from Becca. who said something about visiting me this weekend.